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| Black Water | Weedmaster P: Man I wish I had me a job where I could just kill anybody I wanted to without consequence
/ Jeffrey: I've got just the thing! / [[A sign for Blackwater USA]]
/ Sign: Shoot. Shoot. Shoot shoot shoot. Asking questions is for sissies.
/ Sign: BLACKWATER
/ Sign: Like the army except you make... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071102.html |
| False Starts | [[Comic is overlaid on a rough sketch]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm turnin' into a dang old hermit, Joanna! I'm like the Unabomber except I enjoy computers and I'm too scared to make a bomb.
/ [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee are at a desk next to sacks labeled "BILLS"]]
/ Jeffery: Man, bein' a cartoonin' cowboy-poet business... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071105.html |
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| Lay N' Spray | Jeffrey: Hey! You guys are just in time. My new Lay-N-Spray Waterboarding Fun Kit has just arrived! Who wants to try it first?
/ Weedmaster P: Me Me Me Me
/ Chris Hastings: Um
/ Jeph Jacques: Hey / Jeffrey: We have company, Weedmaster P. / Jeffrey: See, Mr. Hastings? Deathmole Jack only feels like... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071108.html |
| Everything Sucks | Weedmaster P: You know everything sucks when the U.S. dollar is cheaper than the Canadian dollar and all the news talks about is a bounty hunter with a mullet that said the N-word
/ Jeffrey: That's not true! / Jeffrey: Everything doesn't truly suck until you're asleep with your mouth open and a dang... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071109.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Giant Black box: WHEN YOU STARE INTO ME, I STARE BACK. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071111.html |
| The Morning Anxiety | [[Jeffrey, lying in bed and holding a small clock]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh my goodness, Joanna, it's 6:15... Shouldn't the sun be up by now?
/ [[Jeffrey is looking out the window wearing underwear that reads, "SASSY" on the back]]
/ Jeffrey: Did the sun burn out? Did an asteroid hit the moon and push it closer to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071112.html |
| The Weed Kicks In | Weedmaster P: I want to make a webcomic Jeffrey
/ Jeffrey: You don't have what it takes, Weedmaster P! / Jeffrey: It takes hard work, dedication, and a complete lack of judgment! / Jeffrey: Or you could just make a bunch of dumb references to pop culture and mention Cory Doctorow. That guy links to... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071113.html |
| Demonic Invader | I woke up at one o' clock in the afternoon but I went to bed at noon.
/ When you have huge muscles like me, it's hard to get to sleep sometimes because your muscles just want to keep kicking ass.
/ Suddenly I noticed someone else in the room.
/ It was Usama Bin Laden, all seven foot of him.
/ Or was it?
/ For... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071114.html |
| Shout at the Devil | Shout at the Devil / Weedmaster P: THIS WAS NO ORDINARY DEMON THOUGH
/ SEWED-UP EYES
/ GENGIS KHAN'S SWORD
/ MOHAMMED'S WATCH
/ THIS WAS THE MAIN DOGG
/ BEELZEBUB THE DARK LORD OF THE DARK / FORTUNATELY I KNEW HIS SECRET WEAKNESS
/ JUST SCREAM HIS OLD NAME BACKWARDS AS LOUD AS YOU CAN / SUDDENLY HE TURNED... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071115.html |
| Where Are They Now | Where Are They Now / Narration: Fans of popular music bands in 1984 and what they are doing now
/ [["Mötley Crüe" written in background]]
/ Mötley Crüe fan: Building 7 was a controlled demolition! 9-11 was an inside job!! / [["Van Halen" and logo in background, a stereotypical older white guy is in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071116.html |
| Ninjas Have Feelings Also | Dr. Hastings: This sandwich is remarkable, Jeffrey! Truly a breakthrough in sandwich technology.
/ Jeffrey: How do you eat a sandwich with that dang old ninja helmet on your head, Dr. Hastings? / Dr. Hastings: *sigh* / Dr. Hastings: *sniff*
/ Dr. Hastings: Just take me home. I'm not hungry anymore. / Narrator:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071119.html |
| Gas Station Ghost | [[Jeffrey stands in a gas station in only his underwear holding a petrol pump. A dead body is nearby.]]
/ Jeffrey: G-Gas Station Ghost? Wh-what are you doing in my incredibly realistic lucid dream?
/ Ghost: THIIIS IS NOT A DREEAM JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey: Are you sure because I'm pretty sure I'm just really good... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071120.html |
| Dennis Kuninich's Safari Planet | [[Jeff is lying in gutter with alcohol]] / Jeff: Man, there ain't nobody gonna vote for me for pres'dent. I'm just gonna drink myself to death in this gutter. / [[Dennis Kucinich approaches]] / Dennis Kucinich: Don't give up hope. Nobody's gonna vote for me because they don't have the guts. Name's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071121.html |
| Thanksgiving 2007 | Jeffrey: Wow, a gigantic electric horse! At long last Lord Xenu has answered my demands!
/ Great Spirit of Native America: No Jeffrey, it is I, The Great Spirit of Native America. / Great Spirit of Native America: Today is Thanksgiving and as a Native Person it is your duty to run around making white... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071122.html |
| Chupacabra Week Part 1 | Chupacabra Week Part 1
/ [[Weepmaster P is dressed as a priest and holding a Bible upside-down]]
/ Weedmaster P: JEFFREY DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A PART OF THE BIBLE THAT IS ABOUT CHUPACABRAS
/ Jeffrey: No there's not, Weedmaster P. You just believe that on account of you just smoked a joint laced with aqua-dots.
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071126.html |
| Chupacabra Week Part 2 | Jeffrey: I noticed you've been pretty obsessed with el Chupacabra lately, Weedmaster P. How come?
/ Weedmaster P: Oh you know
/ Weedmaster P: I caught me one / Jeffrey: WHAT?! / Weedmaster P: Follow me
/ Weedmaster P: I'll show you it / Narrator: Much time passes
/ Jeffrey: We've been walkin' for HOURS... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071127.html |
| Chupacabra Week Part 3 | Chupacabra Week Part 3 / Jeffrey: Wow! You got a real live Chupacabra!
/ Weedmaster P: I KNOW IT'S PRETTY WILD HUH
/ Jeffrey: Did you call Loren Coleman?
/ Weedmaster P: WHO / [[Jeffrey reaches out to the Chupacabra under glass]]
/ Jeffrey: Aw but it looks all sad and I suddenly decided to have a strong... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071128.html |
| Chupacabra Week Part 4 | [[Jeffrey and Joanna are in front of a Chupacabra inside a glass jar. Joanna has a bite taken out of her]]
/ Jeffrey: Lookit what that mean ol' Chupacabra did to you, Joanna! Now we're gonna have to build a little indestructible tank for you to ride around on!
/ Joanna (thinks): !
/ [[Baby is holding a... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071129.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[ A sleek grey sports car speeds along a desert road with a chupacabra wrapped like a burrito and strapped to the roof. ]]
/ Jeffrey: I got an illegal chupacabra strapped to the top of my car and I'm takin' it back to Olde Mexico... / [[ Jeffrey hunched at the wheel of the car. He wears a yellow sombrero.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071130.html |
| Tank Cat | Tank Cat / Narrator(?): Jeffrey what are you doing, man?
/ Jeffrey: Joanna's bottom half ain't growin' back like they said so I'm buildin' 'er a little robotic tank. / [[Joanna is armpit deep in what looks like a tiny pink convertible with tank treads instead of wheels and some joysticks poking out... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071203.html |
| Horrible Things | [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee standing around in an office type room. Tallahassee has a gun]]
/ Jeffrey: Tallahassee, I'm worried something horrible is gonna happen to me!
/ Tallahassee: Don't worry, Jeffrey. If something is horrible enough your brain won't remember it happened. / [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071205.html |
| Internets | Weedmaster P: Man this is bullshit - I just heard a old lady say "Internets" on purpose
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, calling the internet weird little variations of "internet" is the new calling something "the new hotness." / Weedmaster P: Well what the hell are we supposed to do now
/ Jeffrey: I guess we'll have... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071206.html |
| Service Snakes | Service Snakes / [[A gun shop has sign reading "GUN HUT" is in the background. Jeffrey has entered with a snake on a leash. A smaller sign taped to the counter reads "Bullets 50¢ each."]]
/ Gun Hut employee: Hey kid, you can't bring a snake into a gun shop! It's too dangerous!
/ Jeffrey: I can too!... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071210.html |
| 65 Million BC Truth | Weedmaster P: HEY YOU KNOW HOW ANIMALS LIKE KNOW THAT SOME SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN BEFORE IT HAPPENS LIKE EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS
/ Jeffrey: Yeah because animals have psychic abilities. / [[Asteroids are about to clobber a landscape filled with dinosaurs. One of the dinosaurs has a malevolent smirk.]]
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071211.html |
| ChickenBird | Baby: Open up THAT one, Jeffrey! It says you won eleventy hundred kajillion euros!
/ Jeffrey: It ain't real, Baby. It's a fake e-mail / Jeffrey: I get fifteen hundred million of these every eight months! ChickenBird E-mail automagically purges each one from the computer's Bios subpartition. / Baby:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071212.html |
| Pot Stream | [[Weedmaster P is dressed up in flight gear and Jeffrey is nude and sitting on an office chair.]]
/ Weedmaster P: I'LL SHOW THOSE CRUMMY BALL HOLES IT'S OKAY TO STARE AT A PIGEON FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF
/ Jeffrey: What are you angrily muttering about in curious attire, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: I FIGGER'D... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071213.html |
| The Safest Emcee | Jeffrey: Hey MC Frontalot, what's the "M.C." stand for?
/ Jeffrey: "Mister . . . COOL?"
/ MC Frontalot: M . . . Momma Cakes. / Jeffrey: I too believe I have what it takes to be a nerdcore rap star! / Jeffrey: Hello everyone I'm here to rap about fairness
/ my name is M.C. Safety Awareness
/ ... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071214.html |
| Presidential Debate One | Americans will vote for me because of my belief that Earth was shat fully-formed from the anus of a giant Space Eagle exactly 500 years tonight.
/ Fat chance! / Who's got two thumbs and is gonna be the next president based on his belief that the whole of history was just God practicing to make America?... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071217.html |
| Crime Time for Mimes | [[Weedmaster P stands with his back to a door, looking frightened. Jeffrey sits shirtless on a rock reading a purple book entitled Pieces of Me, a knife resting inexplicably beside his right foot.]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH GOD I FINALLY DID IT I KILLED A DANG MIME
/ Jeffrey: Were you sneaky about it?
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20071218.html |
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