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| Phelps | {{Title: Phelps}} / [[Interior of nice, Victorian home. Blond-haired woman with glasses and a freedom-eagle shirt stands next to JJR. She is making an odd motion with her hands.]]
/ Woman: Wee! I'm Michael Phelps!
/ JJR: Who's That? / JJR: Oh I know! He's that guy from that Westboro Baptist Church... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080812.html |
| Sweet Georgia Brown | Weedmaster P: THEM DAMNED OL RUSSIANS CAUGHT A BIGFOOT IN RUSSIAN TERRITORY
/ Jeffrey: No, Weedmaster P, they caught the Bigfoot in Georgia, not Georgia. / Weedmaster P: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE AT ALL
/ Jeffrey: Georgia is the United State where they have Dragon Con. Georgia is a former USSR state... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080814.html |
| Thirty Seconds | Weedmaster P: I JUST SEEN SOMETHING ON INTERNET THAT I DIDN'T LIKE AND I FEEL AS THOUGH I WASTED THIRTY SECONDS OF MY TIME
/ Jeffrey: Well if you add that to the time you spend walkin' in here and complainin' about it you're up over two minutes and counting. / Weedmaster P: OH GOD I'M WASTING TIME AND... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080818.html |
| The Croc Hunter | Jeffrey just blasts the hell out of a Croc with no remorse http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080819.html |
| Crazuary | Jeffrey: My brain's gone so crazy that I can't remember what month it is!
/ Paperklip: It's the craziest month. It's CRAZUARY!!
/ Jeffrey: what / Paperklip: Crazuary is only 15 days long but you gotta pay a full month's rent~
/ Jeffrey: The first day of Crazuary is 4 hours long and the last day is 72 hours~
/ Paperklip:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080820.html |
| Corpulent Momma Be Trippin' | Jeffrey: Yo momma's so fat when you spin her around real fast she detects supercolliders.
/ Weedmaster P: Ya mama so stupid she need an instruction manual to use the bathroom and she don't know how to read it / Jeffrey: Yo momma's so fat that one time she lost some weight and the year got ten days longer.
/ Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080822.html |
| Naked Party | Jeffrey we're all going camping this weekend so you've got the whole mansion to yourself for two days!
/ TRANSLATION: PISS SHIT, DICK BAG / I'll show you! I'm gonna have me a NAKED PARTY just like the ones they have in Europe! / Saturday: 11:57 PM...
/ This is the worst naked party I've ever had. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080825.html |
| Love Letter to Vista | Heading: Where have you been Jeffrey where are my comics at
/ [[Jeffrey is seated in front of a computer with mouse in hand. He looks scruffy and tired.]]
/ Jeffrey: Ass-crap!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080827.html |
| Kerry Edwards' Vice President 1 | Female Newscaster: Breaking news tonight... it looks like reclusive Firestorm Party presidential candidate Kerry Edwards is going to announce his vice presidential nominee at any moment!
/ Male Newscaster: The race to the White House is about to get white hot.
/ Female Newscaster: Let's overanalyze the... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080830.html |
| Veep Meep | Super: Labor Day
/ Jeffrey: Thank you all for coming to my event where I tell you who my vice president is on a holiday.
/ Unseen Reporter: Booo
/ Unseen Reporter: You suck / Jeffrey: I choose . . . Joanna! She's not black or white or Hawaiian, she's green-- like her policies!
/ Reporter 1: What
/ Reporter... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080901.html |
| Weedmaster P: Hey Dickass I can't figure out what the hell Facebook for
/ Jeffrey: I'll show you, Weedmaster P! / Jeffrey: You log in . . .
/ Weedmaster P: Uh huh
/ Jeffrey: And you see all these applications?
/ Weedmaster P: Yes
/ Jeffrey: You just scroll down and delete them all.
/ Weedmaster P: Then what / / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080903.html |
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| Know Your American | Super: Good Ole Boys/Girls
/ Weedmaster P: Me an' Earline got to live in th' truck on account of the chicken plant got bought by Asia
/ Baby: I think mah water done broke't! / Super: Average American
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: So I says to him, I says "What's it gonna be, the car payment or the mortagage... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080904.html |
| Street Terlet | Jeffrey: Woah, look Weedmaster P! It's a street terlet!
/ Weedmaster P: O mysterious street terlet what errible horrors have you known / Jeffrey: It's so depressing that after everything a terlet has to go through it ends up just gettin' cast aside like a common mental patient or disabled veteran.
/ Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080908.html |
| The Trouble With Malaysia | Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey we're getting an unusual amount of orders from Malaysia!
/ Jeffrey: Can you trace the encryption stream? / Tallahassee Econolodge: I can now. / Jeffrey: I don't like the look of those nodes, Tallahassee.
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Bitpacking kernels decompressing . . .... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080909.html |
| Mashley 18 | Weedmaster P: Happy 9/11 day assbags I made you a patriot cake
/ Weedmaster P: Blow the candles out
/ Jeffrey: 9/11?! Holy crud, it's my sister Mashley's 18th birthday! / [[Jeffrey flies a car through the air wearing a Speed Racer helmet]] / Jeffrey: Mashley I'm sorry I couldn't visit you for real on... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080911.html |
| Mashley 18 | Weedmaster P: Happy 9/11 day assbags I made you a patriot cake
/ Weedmaster P: Blow the candles out
/ Jeffrey: 9/11?! Holy crud, it's my sister Mashley's 18th birthday! / [[Jeffrey flies a car through the air wearing a Speed Racer helmet]] / Jeffrey: Mashley I'm sorry I couldn't visit you for real on... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080911.html |
| The Japanese Version of The Passion of the Christ 2 | Paperklip: The Japanese version of "The Passion of the Christ 2" is way scarier than the American version.
/ Weedmaster P: OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME I STILL START GAGGIN' WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT / Jeffrey: Oh man that scene where that guy got so upset that he committed suicide just by concentrating on not... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080912.html |
| The Datsun Tunguska | Car salesman: This here's the brand new Datsun Tunguska. It's got turbo nitro and goes 120,000 yards for every 1.75 liters of gas on concrete-surfaced, level roads when the barometric pressure is --
/ Jeffrey: Does this thing got power windows? / Salesman: The Datsun Tunguska does not come with power... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080915.html |
| Toe | [[TITLE: Saturday night]]
/ JEFFREY: Aw crap! [[drops beer bottle on left foot]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080916.html |
| Ryan Estrada Day 2008 | {{title text: And now... a brief interlude with
/ THE G0D OF TH3 1NT3RN3TS}} / Sheriff Pony: Thank you for meeting with us. Typically, my associate is quite reluctant to meet with deities, but he expressed great interest in meeting with you.
/ G0D OF TH3 1NT3RN3TS: W3 AR3 NO LONG3R 1N SPAC3. H3 CAN R3MOV3... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080917.html |
| Kerry Edwards: The Factor Interview | [[TV set; backdrop picture: Kerry Edwards, labeled "PIN-HEAD"]]
/ Bill O'Reilly: Welcome back to the "Factor." Tonight I'll be smugly and sarcastically "interviewing" "presidential candidate" "Kerry" "Edwards." / O'Reilly: You a patriot or a pinhead, Edwards? I really don't "have" time for this.
/ Edwards:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080918.html |
| Light Switch | Jeffrey Rowland: Hey Tallahassee, what's this light switch do?
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: I don't know, I don't think it does anything... it's utterly pointless...
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080919.html |
| Deathmole Jacques' Bachelor Party | Jeffrey: Deathmole Jacques and Randall XKCD! Man, if this limo goes down it's gonna take out 25% of the whole damn cyberscape!
/ Jeff Jacques: Oh noes, then what would young people inappropriately obsess over?
/ Randall Munroe: Technically it's about 23.875 percent. / Jeffrey: That reminds me, did anybody... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080921.html |
| HTIHBVSS | [[Baby is happily brushing her hair.]] / [[Baby's hair has turned into snakes, all of which are vomiting blood.]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080923.html |
| The Economy | Tallahassee Econolodge: Oh God, the economy!
/ Weedmaster P: DO SOMETHING DICKASS THIS WHOLE FUCKERS GOIN TITS UP
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Chill out, bitches. I'm writing a check to America for $701 billion. / Tallahassee Econolodge: That doesn't make sense. Make that make sense to me.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What's... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080924.html |
| Exactly Like Me | [[Kerry Edwards campaign trail]]
/ TV Interviewer: Kerry Edwards, I want a president to be someone I can identify with...someone who reminds me of ME. Are you like me?
/ Kerry Edwards: Heh, heh...
/ Oh, you're serious...
/ Interviewer: Yes.
/ Kerry Edwards: Y...YOU?
/ Interviewer: Yep. / Kerry Edwards: You're... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080926.html |
| A Little Ditty | [[FRIDAY]] / Tallahassee: Come on Jeffrey, it's time to go to Dr. Vampire's Wedding! / Jeffrey: Man I ain't goin to no danged wedding. Weddin's is all prissy and girly and I'm a tough guy from Oklahoma. / Tallahassee: Jeffrey! / Jeffrey: Weddin's is all "ooh look at me I found JOY in a world of... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080930.html |
| Shakin' It Up | [[Kerry Edwards at a podium speaking in an empty auditorium.]] / Kerry Edwards: As we crawl closer to the president voting day, I know some of you are still undecided.
/ Kerry Edwards: That's stupid.
/ Kerry Edwards: What is Wrong with you? / Kerry Edwards: As your president, I am not gonna "change"... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081002.html |
| Using Other People's Showers | [[Jeffrey standing up and Sarah Palin in bed, winking]]
/ Jeffrey:So...I'm just gonna take a shower now.
/ Sarah Palin: You betcha! / [[Bottle of Summer Frost Facial Cream]]
/ Jeffrey: What / [[Bottle of Sassy Janet's Pore Blaster]]
/ Jeffrey: Uh / [[Bottle of Madame Bastard Body Grout]]
/ Jeffrey: I... / [[Bottle... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081005.html |
| Relevant Issues | [[Kerry Edwards (who's secret identity is Jeffrey Rowland) and Sarah McCheese in a debate]]
/ Sarah McCheese: ... my opponent Kerry Edwards was living in Oklahoma City in 1995 when the bombing happened. He could have stopped it. He didn't. He just let it happen.
/ Sarah McCheese: Kerry Edward is in league... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081007.html |
| Free Time | Baby: Hey Jeffrey, if yeh win President how yeh reckon yer still gonna run TopatoCo? / Jeffrey: I figure with that sweet-ass President money I can hire me a couple of them illegal Mexicans. Plus apparently a President gets like six months of vacation a year and that's plenty of free time to come in... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081008.html |
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