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| Guest Comic by Hijinks Ensue | Jeffrey; Weedmaster P, I've finally decided on the new office layout. Shirts over here. Shipping over there...
/ Weedmaster P; That shit is wack, dick balls. I can fix it. Gimme a sharpie. / [[Weedmaster P sniffs the marker]]
/ Weedmaster P; Okay, now gimme something to write with. / [[Weedmaster P holds... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090129.html |
| Groundhog's Day 2009 | Jeffrey: Oh crap, I forgot today was Groundhog's Day! Paperklip, take the PayPal card to Jim's and get a five gallon drum of Grey Goose! Tallahassee and I will get to work on the prayer hut. / Weedmaster P: What up Mother bitches I bagged me a fat-ass ground hog [[pause]] slippery sucker too / Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090202.html |
| Beer For My Buttcats | Jeffrey: Oh, noes, Tallahassee has been kidnapped by drug dealers!
/ Weedmaster P: Woah, that's the exact same plot of the Toby Keith movie "Beer For My Horses" / Jeffrey: How did they solve the problem in that movie?
/ Weedmaster P: Hell I dunno. I couldn't even get through the Netflix synopsis.
/ Jeffrey:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090203.html |
| Angel Dust | Jeffrey [[covered with blood spatters]]: Why? Why does stuff like THAT happen?
/ Baby [[also spatterred]]: Looks like God jus' needed another angel... / [[Pearly Gates Trailer Park]] / YWYH [[snorting some rails]]: < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090204.html |
| Euphemism Bomb | [[Jeffrey Rowland and Tallahassee Econolodge discover a bomb with an angry squinty face on its display at the new TopatoCo. office]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What the heck is this? Where did this come from?
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey it's a bomb! / [[Jeffrey is sweating profusely]]
/ Jeffrey: It's gonna... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090205.html |
| House Party | Hey Deathmole Jacques, The enforcetress, Birdlady Moscow, and Randall XKCD! Come on into my lair! / What o y'all wanna do? Y'all wanna creae Twitter accounts so we can artificially elevate our interwebs celebutard status?
/ Man I been doin' that for two straight days, my hands feel like wired-together... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090209.html |
| Fox News Mad Libs | Weedmaster P: Hey chicken bung what are you doin' now
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Playin' Fox news mad libs! / [[Each panel displays a different Fox news headline mad lib]]
/ (number starting at 800) -Pound Woman has (gross thing or many babies) Removed From Her (body part or farm equipment) / (Hero or patriot)... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090210.html |
| The New Printer | [[Jeffrey's t-shirt says "FOX NEWS". Jeph's says "I heart Twitter".]]
/ Jeph Jaques: So you've got this big fancy printer. What's the first thing you gonna print?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Man I dunno! / [[Jeph and Jeffrey stare at each other. Jeffrey's t-shirt says "Fuckin'". Jeph's says "MEH".]] / [[Tallahassee... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090213.html |
| Bestest Day Ever | My bestest day ever by Lil' Ice Cube / [[Lil' Ice Cube ready to eat eggs and toast with knife and fork in hand]]
/ Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: When I woke up it felt weird because the dogs wasn't barking! And my mom made me breakfast and didn't use pig ingredients.
/ Lil' Ice Cube: Thanks, Mommy!
/ Narrator... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090215.html |
| Sideways | Baby:Excellent news, Jeffrey! After all our work, operation sideways baseball caps is a complete success!
/ Jeffrey:Excellent!
/ Tallahassee:What the heck is operation sideways baseball caps? / Jeffrey:Sometime ago, we set out to create the dumbest looking fad ever - the sideways baseball cap - as a way... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090217.html |
| Pee Sitting Down | Narrator: Peeing Sitting Down: A Guide for Gentlemen
/ Narrator: Step 1: Find an unoccupied toilet; if a urinal is present ignore the following steps. / [[Jeffrey sits on a toilet]]
/ Narrator: Step 2: Pull down pants, sit on toilet or shower (if inebriated). If wearing a kilt, raise above buttocks. / Narrator:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090219.html |
| The Case of Atlantis | {{title: The Case of Atlantis}} / [[Weedmaster P, dressed in a stained toga and laurel wreath, speaks while gesticulating wildly at Jeffrey Rowland, who clutches Johanna]]
/ Weedmaster P: GOOGLE FOUND ATLANTIS! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT LADY DOWN THE STREET THAT YELLS AT CARS WAS RIGHT
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090222.html |
| F.B.H., Part One | [[Jeffery with Joanna in Doctor Monkey's office]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey Doctor Monkey! The teevee made me remember to bring my cat to so... here's my cat, Joanna! / [[Dr Monkey glares]] / [[Dr Monkey performs some tests]] / [[Dr Monkey views the results]] / [[Dr Monkey writes on his desk]]
/ {{scrib scrib}} / [[Dr... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090224.html |
| F.B.H., Part Two | {{Title: F.B.H., Part Two}}
/ [[Jeffrey carries Joanna back to the office]]
/ Jeffrey: Bad news, guys... Joanna's got Feline Butt Hobbits.
/ Weedmaster P: Oh God / Tallahassee Econolodge: What the crap is Feline Butt Hobbits?
/ Jeffrey: I'm not sure... It's just what Doctor Monkey wrote on a piece of paper.... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090226.html |
| F.B.H., Part Three | {{Title: F.B.H., Part Three}} / [[Jeffrey on the computer while Tallahassee Econolodge washes Joanna]]
/ Jeffrey: Dangit I been tryin' to figure out what Feline Butt Hobbits is for a whole day and I ain't found nothin'!
/ Tallahassee Econolodge: No you haven't! You sepent one minute on WebMD then you... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090302.html |
| Legalize Pot and Tax the Crap Out of It | Obama: I wish there was a way for the government to make a crapload of money real fast while also helping deal with our overcrowded prison crisis.
/ Jeffrey: Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it. / Weedmaster P: I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO GET WEED THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DEALING WITH DIRTY HIPPIES THAT... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090303.html |
| The Purpose of YHWH | [[Jeffrey is in YHWH's house]]
/ Jeffrey: Lord YHWH, I have come from afar to ax you this question: I mean, everybody always be axin' why they here... I wanna know why YOU here? / [[YHWH blinks twice]] / [[Jeffrey waits for an answer]] / YHWH: Umm, hello?! Kanye West? / {{Footnote: And on the 23rd... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090304.html |
| Distant Hollerings | [[Deathmole Jacques lies in a pressurized chamber]]
/ Jeffrey: Deathmole Jacques! / [[Jeffrey bangs on the chamber]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090306.html |
| Dirty Butts | Jeffrey: YHWH I got a bone to pick with you!
/ YHWH: Ugh. What is it this time, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: The butt. / Jeffrey: A butt's already the dirtiest part of the human body on account of it sweatin' and rubbin' against itself in the darkness all day. Why'd you have to make it even dirtier by havin' it... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090309.html |
| Eye Patch | [[Tallahassee is wearing an eyepatch and glaring at a computer screen. Weedmaster P, Baby, Jeffrey, and Grampa Blinky are watching her from behind a wall, and also guessing at why she has the eyepatch.]]
/ Weedmaster P: Maybe it's "Dress Like a Pirate Day" or something.
/ Baby: Maybe she axed too many... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090311.html |
| Return to Catbank | {{Return to Catbank}}
/ {{Warning: This Comic Contains a Spoiler for Season 4 of "Gimme a Break"}}
/ {{Each day when the bell rings at Cat Wall Street they chase each other around for half an hour then stop in their tracks and lick their own little hands}}
/ {{The cat industrial average closed yesterday... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090312.html |
| Change (In the Book of Face) | [[Weedmaster P and Baby lie on the ground with sores all over their bodies. Tallahassee has the same sores and is cowering. Jeffrey appears normal]]
/ Jeffrey: Whoa, what the heck is goin' on around here
/ Tallahassee: It's... it's Facebook, Jeffrey... they... they... they redesigned their site... / [[Jeffrey... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090315.html |
| Spring Break 2009 | [[Jeffrey comes in pulling his shirt up.]]
/ Jeffrey: WOOO! Spring Break twenty aught nine!
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey, we can't do Spring Break this year! We gotta be sober to plan out Webcomics Weekend!
/ Meredith: What is wrong with you... / Jeffrey: Why'd y'all put Webcomic Weekend at Spring Break? You... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090316.html |
| Planning the NEWW | Meredith: Jeffrey can you think of any fun activities for Webcomic Weekend?
/ Jeffrey: Fun like Spring-Break-style activities!
/ Meredith: Like what? / Jeffrey: Drinkin' tequila while gettin' shocked... Drinkin' tequila outta other people's mouths. Peein' on stuff you ain't supposed to... Cry-fightin'...... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090318.html |
| Everybody Be Cool | [[Meredith, Tallahassee, and Jeffrey look at a NEWW pub crawl map.]]
/ Meredith: ... and this is my plan for Webcomics Weekend. As long as everything goes right, everything will run perfectly and smooth!
/ Tallahassee: PFFT like something's gonna go wrong.
/ Jeffrey: Name the last time something went wrong... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090319.html |
| Guest Comic by Kate Beaton 20090320 | {{Guest comic by Kate Beaton}} / Topato: Jeffrey you got a minute?
/ Jeffrey: No I don't Topato, I gots business to do! / Weedmaster P: Man who you talkin' to / Jeffrey: Oh, Topato. He appears to me for real
/ Weedmaster P: That's a load of cock
/ Jeffrey: It's true! / Jeffrey: Ask Tallahassee
/ Tallahassee:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090320.html |
| Attack From the North | [[Saturday: 2:28AM]]
/ Jeff: Joey? / Jeff: Why you lookin' at me like that, Joey Softerworld? / [[Joey, wearing a sweatshirt with a Canadian flag on it, flies at Jeff]]
/ Joey: RAAAAARRGH
/ Jeff: OK LORD / [[Joey has Jeff pinned against the wall, holding on to his junk with both hands]]
/ Jeff: Let go... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090323.html |
| So Say We All (A Kinda Spoiler-Free Tribute to BSG) | Jeffrey (as Admiral Adama): I ain't fit to command this ship, I'm just a mean old grumblin' drunk!
/ Weedmaster P (as Tigh): YOU SHUT YOUR GODS-DAMN FRAKKIN' AMBROSIA HOLE YOU OLD BASTARD, THE OLD GIRL NEEDS YOU / Tallahassee (as Boomer): Wow. for a robot it is amazing just how insane I am...
/ Paperklip... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090324.html |
| So Say We All (A Kinda Spoiler-Free Tribute to BSG) | Jeffrey (as Admiral Adama): I ain't fit to command this ship, I'm just a mean old grumblin' drunk!
/ Weedmaster P (as Tigh): YOU SHUT YOUR GODS-DAMN FRAKKIN' AMBROSIA HOLE YOU OLD BASTARD, THE OLD GIRL NEEDS YOU / Tallahassee (as Boomer): Wow. for a robot it is amazing just how insane I am...
/ Paperklip... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090324.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey are sitting on the couch]]
/ Tallahassee: Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you've got a Cootie Shot!
/ Jeffrey: Ow! / [[one week later -- at Doctor Monkey's office]] / [[Doctor Monkey examines Jeffrey, ponders the results and scribbles a devastating diagnosis]] / [[Diagnosis:... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090325.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: Weedmaster P's New Game | [[Weedmaster P is holding a box marked "Trivial Pursuit: Purple Haze Stoned People Edition"]]
/ Weedmaster P: WAKE UP BITCHES I BOUGHT A NEW GAME / [[SOON: Jeffrey, Weedmaster P, and Joanna are at a table playing the game, which has a board with a huge marijuana leaf in the center]]
/ Jeffrey: You landed... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090326.html |
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