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| The Eighth Wonder Part II | Jeffrey: Come on, Baby! Weedmaster P's interview is about to come on!
/ Baby: Wee! I'm so excited! / [[LATE NIGHT WITH RETARDED COUSIN]]
/ Retarded Cousin: Weedmaster P. The Eighth Stage. How you dided it?
/ Weedmaster P: MAN YOU DO YOUR THING AND THAT IS STAGE ONE BUT YOU JUST KEEP ON GOING INTO THE DARKNESS / Retarded Cousin: Show me. Show me.
/ Weedmaster P: YOUR WEAK LITTLE BITCH BABY SOUL WOULD SHATTER LIKE A HOTEL ROOM TV SCREEN IF YOU GOT TO THE EIGHTH STAGE http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051227.html |
| Hail to the Beef | George W Bush: YEE HAW! I DID IT!! I'M THE KING OF EARTH!
/ Jeffrey: My liege! / George W Bush: There ain't nothin y'all can do about it, either. Whattya gonna do, have a protest? Ha ha. You better shape up, boy. / George W Bush: I can't believe y'all was dumb enough to believe I thought "strategerize" was an actual word. Morans
/ Jeffrey: We have to do something.
/ Baby: Shh! You'll enrage our beloved king! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051228.html |
| INTERVENTION TIME | Baby: Hey, where's Weedmaster P been for a completely indeterminable length of time?
/ Jeffrey: Ever since he attained the ability to time-travel he's changed. / Jeffrey: There he is! Hey, where've you been, Weedy?
/ Weedmaster P: YOU KNOW KICKIN IT WIT HOMIEZ COLD SHOOTIN SOME HOOPS / Jeffrey: My guess is he's been in late 19th century London disemboweling prostitutes.
/ Baby: That's it, we're having an intervention. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051229.html |
| In The Beginning | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, have you been going back in time and altering history?
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE BUT IT DON'T MATTER ANYWAYS / Weedmaster P: FUTURE AND HISTORY IS ALL THE SAME THING DON'T NONE OF IT MAKE SENSE IF I SHANK YOU FOR ACTIN' A BITCH IT CHANGES HISTORY / Eve: Adam.
/ Weedmaster P: EAT IT DUDE I DARE YOU
/ Weedmaster P: EAT IT / Adam: Are you sure? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051230.html |
| The Great Experiment | Caption: 2 January, 2006 - 1:01PM
/ Baby: You can't get drunk in less than half an hour for under ten dollars.
/ Jeffrey: Watch me. /
/ Caption: One episode of "Arrested Development" later . . .
/ Jeffrey: There. Drunker'n twelve Indians on food stamp day.
/ Baby: Hey, don't you need to do a comic now? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060103.html |
| He Did It | [[Weedmaster P is playing Katamari Damacy]]
/ Weedmaster P: DUDE LOOK
/ Jeffrey: Oh my God. You're rolling up the King of All Cosmos!
/ [[Weedmaster P holds giant marijuana cigarette over his head like Zelda]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060104.html |
| Not That There's Anything Wrong With It | Reporter: Jeffrey Rowland. Are your or are you not a furry?
/ Jeffrey: No! Stop asking me that!
/ Topato: Time for a press conference. / [[Jeffrey standing at a podium flanked by Baby and a furry]]
/ Jeffrey: My name is Jeffrey Rowland and I am not a furry. / Jeffrey: Although I did used to have a Cheetara action figure that I used to rub against my penis... that doesn't count, does it? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060106.html |
| Like a Virgin | Topato: Jeffrey! I demand to know why you are not relating my adventures to the public via daily updates on your inter net site!
/ Jeffrey: Because you say too many words, Topato. / Jeffrey: I can't make a comic every day that's big enough to fit all your words in. Plus I got to find a way to make some money doing it.
/ Topato: Financial rewards in exchange for your labor? / [[VIRGIN COMPANY HEADQUARTERS]]
/ Topato: Richard Branson, you will invest part of your vast fortune in a comics enterprise or your will suffer.
/ Richard Branson: Please don't hurt me! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060109.html |
| Birthday Song | Poopmonster: I'm gettin' old, Jeffrey. This ol' Poopmonster's Earthly lease is gonna run out sooner than later.
/ Jeffrey: Don't be sad, Poopmonster! I have a birthday song just for you! / Jeffrey: [[sings]] Well this is one less birthday you'll have to endure/before the doctor tells you there isn't a cure / Jeffrey: [[sings]]You're gonna rot in the ground after your body is found so have a happy birthdaaay - there isn't a God!
/ Poopmonster: Drum solo! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060110.html |
| Dragons | Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT IF THE DRAGONS ARE REAL BUT THEY ARE JUST INVISIBLE TO FOLKS THAT AIN'T EXTREMELY HIGH
/ Jeffrey: Only one way to find out. / [[Weedmaster P and Jeffery draw weapons]]
/ Jeffrey: Let's furiously attack nothing in particular. / Narrator: Eventually...
/ [[A dragon stands over a dead dragon]]
/ Dragon: Glaurung! Nooo! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060111.html |
| Val Pak | Jeffrey: Kick ass! The new Val-Pak coupons are out! / [[on coupon]]IT'S TIME TO STOP LIVING A LIE. A recent study proves that 99% of Americans do not have nipples that are perfectly symmetrical. Our trained experts can fix your ridiculous, cockeyed nipples without lasers or pain. You've messed with the rest. It's time for the best. You deserve professional-looking nipples. CALL DR. NIPPLES TODAY AND SAVE $25! [[Diagrams on the right of this paragraph show the Before (Unprofessional) nipples and the After (Professional) nipples. Below this reads:]] IMAGINE... TALKING TO A GIRL ON THE TELEPHONE ONE ON ONE Sinsations / [[Jeffrey drops the coupon and points to his nipples]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060112.html |
| That's What It's All About | Weedmaster P: MAN WHAT THE HELL IS IT ALL ABOUT
/ Jeffrey: Duh! Weren't you paying attention? It's all about the Hokey Pokey! / [[THE COSMOS... God, Buddha, and some other deity look aghast]] / Jeffrey: Just kidding. It's all just meaningless, random chaos. / [[Buddha wipes forehead]]
/ Buddha: Whew!
/ God: That was too close. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060113.html |
| Public Relations | [[PUBLIC RELATIONS IN HISTORY... A LONG TIME AGO]]
/ PR Woman: [[to Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine]] Are you gonna let those rebel scumbags say they won? No. Rebuild it. Rebuild the Death Star. / [[1945]]
/ PR Man: [[to Hitler]]
/ Boy... I don't know if I can put a good spin on this one. / [[2005]]
/ PR Woman: All those people who didn't vote for you and demand some sort of accountability? Honestly? Fuck 'em.
/ Dick Cheney: Bigtime. / [[PRESENT DAY]]
/ Baby: Jeffrey I think you should start applyin' for jobs at grocery stores.
/ Jeffrey: Never! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060116.html |
| I Know You | BABY: Why don't you just pay the fine, Jeffrey?
/ JEFFREY: Because I don't think it should be illegal ... hey, what's that? / BABY: It looks like the Bear Suit that guy wears in "Diesel Sweeties."
/ JEFFREY: It does! And "Diesel Sweeties" is the comic the Poopmonster does. / BABY: So that means there is a freak running around tonight who is completely naked.
/ JEFFREY: Just like every night - GOD the inside of this mask is full of Cheetos powder. / {{Omitted: General Custer's Public Relations Specialist.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060117.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | [[Jeffrey is dressed like a detective, and holding a furry mask as he smokes a cigarette]]
/ Jeffrey: Gentlemen, we are gathered here to find out who is secretly a furry. / [[Jeph Jacques, a homeless guy and The Poopmonster are standing next to Jeffrey as he speaks]]
/ Jeffrey: After interviewing every single person in town, i've narrowed it down to you three: The poopmonster, A homeless guy, and Jeph Jacques. / Jeph Jacques: You're a fascist! I'll bet it's your mask, Everybody knows you're a fascist pervert!
/ Jeffrey: And I say: "The smeller's the feller." / [[Jeffrey is pointing up to Jeph Jacques]]
/ Jeffrey: You're the secret furry, Jeph Jacques! You like to yiff sexy skunk-foxes till the break of dawn! / Jeph Jacques: That stupid suit can't even fit me! I´m like eleven feet tall!
/ Jeffrey: Take him away, boys.
/ Jeph Jacques: Fascist! / [[The Poopmonster walks away with the furry mask as Jeffrey talks to the homeless guy]]
/ Jeffrey: Lemme tell ya Homeless Guy. There's a reason they call it a "burden" of proof. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060118.html |
| The Joseph McCarthy of Furries | [[Jeffrey Rowland is in the suit with a detective badge around his neck, holding a furry customer head.]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Gentleman, we are gathered here to find out who is secretly a furry. / Jeffrey Rowland: After interviewing every single person in town, I've narrowed it down to you three: The Poopmonster, A Homeless Guy, and Jeph Jacques. / Jeph Jacques: Your're a fascist! I'll bet its your suit! Everybody knows you're a fascist pervert!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: And I say, "the smeller's the feller." / Jeffrey Rowland: You're the secret furry, Jeph Jacques! You like to yiff sexy skunk-foxes till the break of dawn! / Jeph Jacques: That stupid suit can't even fit me! I'm like eleven feet tall!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Take him away, boys.
/ Jeph Jacques: Fascist! / Jeffrey Rowland: Lemme tell ya, Homeless Guy. There's a reason they call it a "burden" of proof. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060118/ |
| Straight Outta Saudi | Jeffrey: Man, America is so crazy Osama bin Laden is asking US to chill out! High five!
/ Weedmaster P: YOU POOR SUCKER OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED IN 2002 / Poopmonster: You jackasses! There's infinite instances of bin Laden time-travelling from the 22nd century.
/ Weedmaster P: THAT'S A COVER STORY COCKASS YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING / [[POETRY NIGHT]]
/ Jeffrey: Mysterious (CAVE MAN) hatin' on tape, man. DID U HEAR THE NEWS? Brangelina is completely preggers http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060119.html |
| You Better Axe Somebody | [[Title declares: THE AXE EFFECT. Jeffrey is holding a large case of Axe.]] / [[A pretty woman smiles at Jeffrey, who is emanating Axe odors.]] / [[LATER: Jeffrey is throwing the pretty woman off of a bridge.]] / [[The pretty woman is floating face down in the river.]] / [[Title declares: AXE SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060123.html |
| My Autobiography | Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE YOU WRITING IS IT A SUICIDE NOTE
/ Jeffrey: No! I decided to start working on an autobiography! / [[Jeffrey holds up a book titled: A SERIES OF INCREASINGLY FREQUENT AND ELABORATE DEATH FANTASIES My Terrifyingly Futile Existence by Jeffrey Rownland]] / [[Weedmaster P reaches into a black bag]] / [[Weedmaster P holds up a ring-bound bundle of papers titled: ONE TIME I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND JEFFREY ROWLAND WAS LAYING BESIDE ME TRYING TO TOUCH MY JUNK BY ANONYMOUS]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060125.html |
| Enemy of the Hate | Jeffrey: All right guys, let's share our ideas about new t-shirt designs. / Baby: There's so many problems in the world! All I can think about are all the problems!
/ Weedmaster P: WELL THEN I HAVE THE PERFECT DESIGN FOR YOU / [[Weedmaster P displays an emblem of a shotgun behind a globe with America highlighted red, stating: ENEMY OF THE PLANET EARTH]] / Jeffrey: You're trying to get me sent to Gitmo aren't you?
/ Weedmaster P: NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE CONSIDER "ENEMY COMBATANT" AS A VIABLE CAREER CHOICE http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060126.html |
| Obsession | [[Jeffrey is drunk and has his arm wrapped around Parker Posey]]
/ Jeffrey: You're right, Parker Posey. It's time to go to bed. / [[Jeffrey caresses a picture of Parker Posey]]
/ Jeffrey: Good night my sweet darling. I hope you do good in the Superman movie. / [[MEANWHILE...]]
/ Parker Posey: I feel like someon's watching me... from the inside!! / [[Jeffrey is sitting in bed looking at a remote monitor]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060127.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Bestest | Jeff: Hey, The Poopmonster! Why so glum?
/ The Poopmonster: ...no reason.
/ Weedmaster P: KNOCK KNOCK http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060130.html |
| MyDeath | Weedmaster P: ...THE DUDE WILL CREEP UP BEHIND ME NOT MAKING A SOUND HE WILL PULL THE TRIGGER UNTIL IT GOES CLICK
/ Jeff: That's how you want to die?
/ Weedmaster P: YES
/ Jeff: Wanna hear mine?
/ Weedmaster P: YES / Jeff: It is autumn in the distant future. Somehow I know this is the day I am going to die. / Jeff: My initial reaction when I see my doppelgänger clutching the severed head of Michael Jackson and pointing a gun at my face is relief... relief that I don't instantly die of shock.
/ Jeff: It's nice when your final thought is relief. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060131.html |
| Cake or Death | Jeff: It's almost Groundhog's Day, Weedmaster P! We're so unprepared!
/ Weedmaster P: LET'S GET PELLET GUNS AND GO TO THE SALVAGE YARD
/ Waitress: What can I get you boys? / Jeff: Um... can I get like a cake made out of biscuits and gravy? Like the cake part is the biscuit and the frosting is the gravy. But shaped like a cake. / Waitress: One order of biscuits and gravy.
/ Weedmaster P: GIVE ME A GLASS OF GREY GOOSE AND A STEAK
/ Jeff: Do you have candles? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060201.html |
| The Groundhog's Day Revolution | Baby: Groundhog's day, Mother bitchez!!
/ Jeff: Woo!!
/ Weedmaster P: STORM THE BASTILLE / Jeff: The Poopmonster! Why aren't you participating in our Groundhog's Day Revolution?
/ The Poopmonster: I don't want to get executed for treason. / Jeff: We figure we'll either win or get shot on sight.
/ Baby: ONLY SIX MORE WEEKS OF TYRANNY! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060202.html |
| Single White Male Seeks Seven-Headed Beast | Jeff: Hmm... they say the AntiChrist is alive somewhere on Earth right now... / Jeff: Okay, which one of you jackasses is the AntiChrist?
/ The Poopmonster: They rejected my application.
/ Weedmaster P: DICK OFF, ASSFART / Jeff: No way the AntiChrist is a girl...
/ I must unmask the AntiChrist. / Jeff: Only I can prevent the Apocalypse. / Jeff: Are you the AntiChrist? You have to tell me if you are.
/ George Bush: Boy, I am a close personal friend of Our Lord Jesus! He tells me what to do. / Jeff: You're out there, AntiChrist.
/ And I'm gonna find you. / Jeff: ...If I have to kill every person on Earth to do it. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060203.html |
| A Lot | [[Jeffery is crying]]
/ Jeffrey: "A LOT" IS TWO WORDS!!
/ Jeffrey: Fetch me my giant laser. / [[The moon, inscribed with "A LOT IS TWO WORDS"]] / [[A tombstone inscribed with "Here Lies Jeffrey A LOT IS TWO WORDS"]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060206.html |
| What It Is | Jeff: What's it all about, Weedmaster P? What does it all mean?
/ Weedmaster P: MAN YOU'RE LIKE THE TENTH PERSON TO ASK ME THAT TODAY / Weedmaster P: WELL IT AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH YOU AND YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY DEATH IS LIFE'S NTURAL STATE YOU WAS DEAD FOR INFINITY YEARS BEFORE YOU WAS BORN AND YOU'LL BE DEAD AGAIN IN A FEW YEARS
/ PEOPLE ACT LIKE THE UNIVERSE NEEDS TO ACT A CERTAIN WAY BUT IT DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT AIN'T GOT TO PROVE ITSELF AND IT DON'T DESIRE NOTHIN 'CAUSE IT IS PROOF AND IT IS DESIRE / Jeff: They won't let me call the Intarnub "cyberspace" anymore.
/ Weedmaster P: FUCK THEM AND THEIR INFOSHITTER http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060207.html |
| Valentine's Melee | [[Jeffrey asleep in bed]]
/ Jeffrey: Ennnngh...
/ Jeffrey: ...shittin...
/ Jeffrey: ...Dagobah system...
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060208.html |
| We Must Destroy Valentine's Day | Baby: You're telling me the God of the Internet came to you in a dream and told you to destroy Valentine's Day?
/ Jeff: Yes, 'cause people who are in love have no reasons to use the Internet. / Baby: How do you destroy a holiday? And why are Gods all so needy?
/ Jeff: Weedmaster P! Will you help me destroy Valentine's Day?
/ Weedmaster P: HELLS YES I HATE THAT DOG SHIT HOLIDAY / Weedmaster P: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LIKE THE RETARDED LITTLE EMO BOY OF ALL HOLIDAYS
/ Jeff: If I ever hear you say the word "Emo" again I will cut off your head.
/ Weedmaster P: SORRY SORRY
/ Jeff: I'm serious.
/ Weedmaster P: I KNOW MY BAD http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060209.html |
| Hate Will Bring Us Together | Jeff: Man, how are we gonna destroy Valentime's Day? It seems like an awfully hard thing to do.
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE YOU COULD ISSUE ONE OF THEM FATWAS / Jeff: You stupid assballs! You gotta be a Morman to issue a Fatwa!
/ Weedmaster P: I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT INSTEAD OF TOILET PAPER / Cupid: Stop fighting! Valentine's Day is about LOVE!! / [[SCENE MISSING]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060210.html |
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