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| Everybody Knows | God: Argh! That Jeffrey Rowland just discovered the true nature of human existence!
/ J.C.: I'm on it Big Poppa. / Jeffrey Rowland: I figured it all out, Weedmaster P! I figured out the atual meaning of all that is, was, and will ever be!
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT DO YOU WANT A MEDAL / J.C.: Reality Enforcement, nobody move! Jeffrey Rowland, kneel down and press your palms against each other in front of your face.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: The MAN! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060621.html |
| Bug | There's a dead bug on this piece of paper! / Stupid bug! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060622.html |
| An Eight Ball of Faerie Dust | Jeffrey Rowland: Oh my God you guys check out that gnarly rainbow!
/ Baby: Rrrrainbow!! / Jeffrey Rowland: Let's go find the end of it, c'mon!
/ Weedmaster P: NO WAIT DON'T DO THAT / Weedmaster P: NO MAN CAN KNOW WHAT TRULY LIES AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW
/ Jeffrey Rowland: You hate things that are fun!!
/ Baby: So pretty!
/ Weedmaster P: I SMOKE FUN, DICK BAG / Jeffrey Rowland: Baby, I can't believe my eyes!
/ Baby: I can't believe anything on my face! / [[A unicorn is inconspicuously approached my a leprechaun holding a small black container]] / [[The leprechaun discreetly gives the black container to the unicorn]] / [[With the transer complete, the unicorn and the leprechaun walk their seperate ways]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060623.html |
| Like You Know | Jeffrey Rowland: Like, you know? Like... like, like, you know? Meh.
/ Weedmaster P: MAN LIKE YOU KNOW DUDE LIKE MAN YOU KNOW / [[Jeffrey is now carrying Joanna in a baby backpack]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: You know? Like, you know? Like... you know, dude.
/ Weedmaster P: LIKE DUH MAN LIKE YOU KNOW FUCKIN DUDE / [[Baby makes a "W" with her fingers]]
/ Baby: What ever. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060626.html |
| The Sparkle | jeffery, your recent productivity has been... infuriatingly disappointing
/ i'm tryin', topato, but this humidity is makin' it hard for me to sparkle.
/ what is it to... sparkle?
/ when i'm wicked sparklin' i can crank out three or four comic pages in a day!
/ I can aquire a chemical compound that will allow you to "wicked sparkle" artificially
/ wicked sparkle ain't the same as layin' in an alley with my pants around my ankles screaming at a cop. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060627.html |
| You | Jeffrey Rowland: Baby, what's it like bein' you?
/ Baby: Kinda like you but a lot more hotterer! / Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster P, what's it like bein' you?
/ Weedmaster P: IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME MAN I SEE DRAGONS EVERYWHERE 'CAUSE I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF EXISTENCE / Jeffrey Rowland: Joanna, what's it like bein' you?
/ Joanna: MIND-NUMBINGLY HORRIFYING / Jeffrey Rowland: Jeffrey -
/ Jeffrey Rowland: STOP BOTHERING ME. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060628.html |
| And that's how I learned my lesson. | [[Humanoid on an unknown object]]
/ Narrator: Pedal This!
/ Humanoid: My... LUNGS / [[Dinosaurs(?)]] / TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE STAND BY http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060629.html |
| The Unbearable Lightness of Being the Poopmonster | Jeffrey Rowland: Man, I need to start watchin' TV or somethin'. I don't know what the hell anyone is ever talking about.
/ Poopmonster: I watch TV in 30 second chunks for five minutes every hour. / Jeffrey Rowland: But you're just insane Poopmonster!
/ Poopmonster: My favorite song is a mashup of every number one song ever recorded layered on top of each other and sped up 500 percent. / Jeffrey Rowland: What's it like bein' you?
/ Poopmonster: A second lasts a half hour and I only sleep when I can't see anymore. / {{title-tag: The Poopmonster's heart hasn't beaten since 2003.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060630.html |
| Cat on a Hot Tin Rampage | [[Joanna sticks her tongue out]] / [[Joanna looks surprised]] / [[Joanna is walking]] / [[Joanna climbs out an open window]] / [[Joanna sees an empty cop car with an open window]] / [[Joanna climbs through the open window of the cop car]] / [[Joanna crashes the police car into a wall]] / [[Joanna approaches the Catcoon]] / [[The Catcoon shakes his rattles]] / [[Joanna reaches down to pick up a stone]] / [[Joanna lightly tosses the stone up in the air]] / [[A stone, presumably thrown by Joanna, strikes the Catcoon slightly above his right eye]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060701.html |
| The Order of Mouse and Toad | [[Weedmaster P is by a pond and Baby, dressed as Leela, is running towards him]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY INCREDIBLE
/ [[a mouse is riding on a toad in the pond]]
/ Weedmaster P: IT IS A MOUSE RIDING ON A TOAD IT'S AS IF THEY ARE ON A MAGICAL FUN JOURNEY
/ [[Jeffrey joins Weedmaster P by the pond]]
/ Jeffrey: I don't trust it, Weedmaster P. Animals ain't 'sposed to work together like that.
/ Weedmaster P: MAN SCREW YOU AND YOUR WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES
/ [[Mouse and toad are in the pond]]
/ Mouse: Summon the larger reptiles, friend Toad. The new dawn rises.
/ Toad: Yes, my master. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060703.html |
| Indie USA | [[in front of Mount Rushmore]]
/ Weedmaster P: Happy independence day, dong nibbler
/ Jeffrey: America isn't independent! We're totallly dependent on everybody! / [[in front of Saint Basil's Cathedral]]
/ Jeffrey: Pretty much all the fly gear we have we get from other countries! We NEED them to fabricate our fly-ass gear!
/ Weedmaster P: Plus our dope is unbelievably bunk
/ Jeffrey: That too. / Weedmaster P: Today we have independence from NOT getting wasted and we have the freedom to blow shit up and look at pretty colors
/ Jeffrey: With Mexican beer and Chinese firecrackers. / {{comic title: Indie USA}}
/ {{Happy Independence day, Tooth Fairy!}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060704.html |
| Do Not What? | [[Weedmaster P is in the background and up close is the image of a silica gel packet. The writing on it reads: SILICA DO NOT EAT DESICCANT SILICA GEL]] / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU EAT SILICA GEL
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Let me look it up on Googles. / Weedmaster P: GOOGLE IS FOR PUSSIES MAN BACK IN THE DAY DO YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE FIGURED SHIT OUT THEY FUCKIN WENT FOR IT / [[Weedmaster P chews on the silica gel packet]] / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY CAN YOU LOOK ON GOOGLE MAPS AND FIND THE CLOSEST HOSPITAL
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I have to reset the modem first. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060705.html |
| Near Miss | {{Title Text: Near Miss}}
/ {{Rollover Text: The Poopmonster is Polish}} / Jeffrey: Heads up, Poopmonster! I'm throwing a rock at your head!
/ Poopmonster: Terrorost! / Poopmonster: You almost hit me!
/ Jeffrey: I was illustrating how the Earth "almost" got hit with an asteroid the size of a small town last Monday! / Poopmonster: What the hell are we paying that handful of people to search for killer asteroids for? / Jeffrey: Planet-killer asteroids are too scary to be considered "terrorism." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060706.html |
| Dead Horses On A Plane | Jeffrey Rowland: Dumbrella... San Diego Comic-con... Snakes on a Plane... / Samuel L. Jackson: Jeffrey, it is I, Samual L. Jackson... you must go to the San Diego Comic-con and help me push "Snakes on a Plane." / Jeffrey Rowland: But I'm so sick of that movie already! Leave me be and let me live my dang old life.
/ Samuel L. Jackson: Muthafucka when I show up in your muthafuckin' dream and tell you to do somethin' you better God-Damn do it.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Oh. Okay. / [[Jeffrey Rowland wakes up from a dream]] / [[Jeffrey Rowland discovers an FBI badge and is quite surprised by his discovery]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060707.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The True Story of a Boy With Poor Impulse Control | Baby: Samuel L. Jackson came to you in a dream and asked you go to go Comic-Con?
/ Jeffrey: Not "asked," he told me he would kick my ass if I didn't go. / Baby: You must warn the others. / Jeffrey: Team Dumbrella...assemble. / [[Jeffrey shines a spotlight with "Hey" superimposed]] / [[Superimposed spotlight text changes to "WTF"]]
/ Jon Rosenberg: Oy vey. / Jon Rosenberg: Dumbrella has spared no expense to get here as quickly as possible. What's the dire emergency?
/ Jeffrey: Remember when I said I wasn't going to Comic-Con 'cause you guys are a bunch of douchebags? / Jeffrey: Well, it turns out I am going to Comic-Con 'cause Samuel L. Jackson told me to in a dream! So I need an exhibitor badge and a hotel room! / Jon Rosenberg: You said you couldn't go because you weren't allowed on airplanes! / Jeffrey: I was just kidding about everything I ever said in my whole life. / {{title text: Signal in the Sky}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060710.html |
| Doctor Monkey Knows What You Did | Weedmaster P: It burns. O how it burns.
/ Nurse: Doctor Monkey will see you now.
/ Weedmaster P: Doctor Monkey?
/ Jeffrey: Doctor Monkey is glaring at you disapprovingly.
/ Weedmaster P: He knows. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060711.html |
| FaerieCore | weedmaster p : hurry guys i found the ponies and faeries jamboree
/ jeffrey : you found a what?
/ weedmaster p : a secret jamboree for ponies and faeries
/ p: shh
/ P: they can't see you if you don't think about sex or murdering http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060712.html |
| Hate Racism | jeffrey, shirtless, is eating a water melon and looking towards the heavens with closed eyes and a look of glee on his face, watermelon juice dripping from his mouth
/ jeffrey: mmm mm! i sure do loves me some watermelon!
/ weedmaster p stands behind him wearing a green tshirt that says "NUT" in white on it
/ p: WHAT ARE YOU, BLACK / jeffrey points at p
/ j: you can't say that! It's racism!
/ p: IT AIN'T RACISM
/ WATERMELONS ARE DELICIOUS TO ALL PEOPLE OF ALL COLORS
/ j: You have to make up for it by saying something racist against whites.
/ p: um / p: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
/ j: George Bush and Dick Cheney are white.
/ p: OH RIGHT
/ WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP
/ j: and they can't dance for shit / alt text : my goodness watermelon is wonderful http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060713.html |
| The Secret Life of Doctor Monkey | [[Doctor Monkey is seen walking home]]
/ THE SECRET LIFE OF DOCTOR MONKEY / [[Doctor Monkey arrives at home and hangs up his hat]] / [[Doctor Monkey pours himself some scotch]] / [[Doctor Monkey is changed out of his doctor clothes and into a red and white striped shirt. Doctor Monkey looks at his glass of scotch.]] / [[With scotch in-hand, Doctor Monkey walks to his computer]] / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060714.html |
| Two Words | Jeffrey Rowland: This device tells you what the two words are that you say the most. Mine are "shitty" and "awesome."
/ Baby: Ooh, let me try! / Baby: "Pilates" and "angels!" I win the round!
/ Weedmaster P: THOSE ARE CRAP WORDS LET ME DO IT / [[Device shows readout with words "Thunderous" and "Olympian"]] / [[Joanna is laying on the floor, drunk as usual]]
/ Weedmaster P: PLUG THAT THING INTO YOUR DANG OLD CAT / Baby: Unplug it! Unplug it!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: backwards Latin... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060717.html |
| We Got A Meeting | Weedmaster P: YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT SHIT 'CAUSE YOU'VE SORT OF GOT SOMETHING TO WITH THAT SNAKES ON A PLANE MOVIE DON'T YOU JEFFREY
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Yes...no? Sort of? / Baby: Leave him alone, Weedmaster P! Jeffrey can't help it if movie stars wear his shirts all the time!
/ Weedmaster P: HE'S RUNNIN' ROUND ACTIN' LIKE MR. BIG DICK HOLLYWOOD TURD GOBBLER / Poopmonster: Jeffrey, it's New Line Cinema. Your meeting with Samuel L. Jackson is Friday at 10:30.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: You tell them I don't see anyone before noon! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060718.html |
| Say | Weedmaster P: SERIOUSLY JEFFREY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I ain't really thought about it! I figure we'll just sit around and shoot the shit. / Jeffrey Rowland: Once again it's time to punch that big old sky. Do you smell that, Weedmaster P? That's the sweet smell of freedom.
/ Weedmaster P: JEFFREY IF YOU SAY THE WRONG THING TO MR. JACKSON HE WILL SCREAM AT YOU YOU DON'T WANT THAT / Jeffrey Rowland: Samuel L. Jackson is a man, just like me! The only difference is, nobody tells me what to do
/ Weedmaster P: SEE IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT HE WILL SHOOT YOU
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I don't care. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060719.html |
| Pre-Flight Terrars | Jeffrey Rowland: Now, behave yourself, Joanna. It's important to have good manners when you're crammed in a tube with a hundred potentially insane strangers.
/ Flight Attendant: Ooh, is that your kitty? Is she a boy or a girl? / Jeffrey Rowland: Oh, you know how cats are ma'am, they're like birds - it's impossible to tell the girls from the boys. Do you know if there's an Air Marshall on this flight in case, you know... TERRARS / Flight Attendant: I can't tell you that, but I can get you a drink.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I'll have a vodka and bourbon. I want to be wasted in case the military is ordered to shoot down our plane.
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060720.html |
| Freefallin' | [[Jeffrey Rowland is sitting next to Joanna on a plane. Jeffrey Rowland is asleep.]] / [[Joanna undoes her seatbelt]] / [[Joanna makes her way to the bathroom]] / [[Joanna climbs inside the toilet]] / [[Joanna pulls the handle to flush the toilet]] / [[Joanna exits the plane and is in free fall]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060725.html |
| Comic Con 2006 | Narrator: SAN DIEGO COMIC CON
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Has anyone seen my cat Joanna?! She's green and has alcoholism!
/ Hussie: Omigod, it's Chris Gaines! / Jeffrey Rowland: Gotta fake out crazy fans. Gotta kick it wit Dumbrella homies. Gotta interview Sam Jackson. Gotta find Joanna. / Jeffrey Rowland: GASP! Joanna and a...dirty pervert! / Jeffrey Rowland: Gimme back my cat you dirty pervert!
/ Laurence Fishburne: Is there a GOT-DAMN problem up in here?
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Laurence Fishburne?! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060726.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Two | Jeffrey Rowland: Thanks for saving my cat, Samuel L. Jackson. I'm Jeffrey Rowla-
/ Samuel L. Jackson: It's nice to meet you, man! I wear your Got-damn T-shirt every mutha-fuckin'day! / Jeffrey Rowland: I think I'm supposed to ax you question about "The Plane That Had Snakes On It."
/ Samuel L. Jackson: To tell you the truth I don't really think that movie's gonna be any God-damn good, Jeffrey. / Samuel L. Jackson: Maybe we should call it "The FBI Agent Who Becomes Vocaly Agitated About The Snakes That Get Loose On His Mutha-Fuckin' Plane!"
/ Jeffrey Rowland: "The Snakes of Wrath." http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060727.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Three | Samuel L. Jackson: Jeffrey if I could trade lives with any ma-fucka it'd be you. Makin' comics, bein' on the internet all the time...
/ Jeffrey Rowland: What was it like working with Jar-Jar Binks? / Samuel L. Jackson: It was great except he got paid more than me! Ha ha ha!
/ Jeffrey Rowland: I have to go Samuel L. Jackson. I have to go sell T-shirts at the Dumbrella booth. / Narrator: SEVERAL HOURS LATER...
/ Jeffrey Rowland: All right guys, let's sell some dang T-shirts!
/ Jon Rosenberg: We already sold all the T-shirts.
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Well then I'll just stand here and look pretty.
/ Blonde Guy: We're already standing here looking pretty. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060728.html |
| Comic Con 2006 Part Four | Jeffrey Rowland: Mr. Jon Rosenberg, do you think we'll ever be famous?
/ Jon Rosenberg: The Saxon aristocracy is governing the world with radar. / Jeffrey Rowland: I mean, you know, wearin' suits, paparazzis, c-notes by the layer! Switches! Bitches!
/ Jon Rosenberg: A true player wears his bling on the inside. / Jeffrey Rowland: That's absolutely right! It's not what you have, it's what you do!
/ Jon Rosenberg: I have a 54-carat diamond permanently implanted in my colon. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060729.html |
| Hollywood Jeffrey | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060731.html |
| Nope | [[Scrapped project]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20060801.html |
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