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| A New Hope | Weedmaster P: Hey look who it is, Mr "I believe Dennis Kucinich or John Edwards can be president"
/ Baby: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
/ Jeffrey: Screw y'all / Weedmaster P: Who you gonna vote for NOW dickass
/ Ronald Mackdonalds
/ Ray Smuckles
/ Jeffrey: No, I picked me a winner this time, check it. / Jeffrey: It glows in the dark!
/ [Jeffrey lifts his shirt to reveal a tattoo on his belly. It reads "Mitt 4 Life", with a picture of Mitt Romney drawn on his chest.] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080201.html |
| The Floods of Destiny | {{Meta: The World of 2009}}
/ Jeffrey: Hey Joanna remember when all the people that oughta had voted for Brock Obama voted for that screechy Ron Paul guy? / Jeffrey: And Hillaby Clinton got the Democrabic bomination but suddenly everyone noticed she was all squawky and corrupt? / Jeffrey: And then all the internet people got distracted by Scientology and everybody that drives more than a half hour to work for Old Man McCain? / Jeffrey: And then Old Man McCain went berserk and declared ware on Eurasia right before he died of extreme anger? / Jeffrey: And we lucked out because we just happened to be on thi slittle dumbass raft right when every cell phone on Earth mysteriously exploded at the exact same time?
/ {{Meta: Barack Obama- Only he can wield the Sword of Destiny and return the Crystal of Reason to the Orchard of Hope}} / {{Subtitle text: I'm going right down to the patent office with my invention that makes all cell phones explode}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080204.html |
| Winter Sadness Disorder | [[Jeffrey is laying in the foetal position on the floor, wearing just his underwears, Joanna sits beside him. Tallahassee enters.]]
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey what are you doing? You have to get to work and refresh the same website five-hundred times.
/ Jeffrey: I got the winter sadness disorder, Tallahassee...
/ Tallahassee: Oh noes! We have to cure it! / Jeffrey: I done tried everything. I tried sitting in a dark room all alone, I tried punching myself in the legs... obsessin' about my regrets... / Tallahassee: Jeffrey, those aren't cures, those are symptoms.
/ Jeffrey: Then what the heck are all this teensy little spiders crawlin' outta my bellybutton?
/ Tallahassee: Oh / Oh God http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080206.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Tallahassee: Jeffrey what are you doing? You have to get to work and refresh the same website five hundred times.
/ Jeffrey: I got the winter sadness disorder, Tallahassee...
/ Tallahassee: Oh noes! We have to cure it! / Jeffrey: I done tried everything. I tried sittin' in a dark room all alone. I tried punchin' myself in the legs... obsessin' about my regrets... / Tallahassee: Jefrey those aren't cures, those are symptoms.
/ Jeffrey: Then what the heck are all of these teensy little spiders crawlin' out of my belly button?
/ Tallahassee: Oh... Oh God / {{tagline: Does winter sadness disorder make you itchy because my body is extremely itchy}}
/ {{roll-over text: This is the closest I will ever come to childbirth}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080206/ |
| ROFLputers | WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER IT LOOKS SO BORING
/ I'm computer programming. / WHAT THE CRAP DON'T A COMPUTER ALREADY GOT PROGRAMS ON IT
/ Yeah but sometimes you wanna make up your own programs. / CAN'T YOU BUY COMPUTER PROGRAMS AT STAPLES?
/ Okay I'm gonna be honest, I'm only doing this so I can understand jokes about programming. / HOW THE FUCK COULD THERE EVER BE ANYTHING REMOTELY FUNNY ABOUT THAT
/ I have no earthly idea.
/ IT MAKES ME MAD http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080207.html |
| Mood Lighting | Jeffrey: I'm not sad. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey, happy people don't burrow under giant beanbags at one in the afternoon.
/ Jeffrey: I'm happy. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeph Jacques' fiancee The Enforcetress heard about your winter sadness and sent over her Happy Light.
/ Jeffrey: How nice. How... suspiciously nice. / [[Label on sticker: Happy Light]] / Jeffrey: Come on... / [[Under sticker: Sad Light]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080208.html |
| Rage Against the E-Meters | Jeffrey: Hey Weedmaster P, there's about a dozen internet people on the street wearing "V for Vendetta" masks. They have some hastily-assembled signs and placards.
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO PROVE
/ Jeffrey: They're protesting Scientology by using phrases and words that only other internet people think are funny.
/ [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P look out onto a scene of masked protesters holding signs that say, "LOL XENU ROFL", "SCIENTOLOGY REDICLUSE", and "EPIC PWNS"]]
/ Weedmaster P: I KINDA WANNA JOIN SCIENTOLOGY NOW
/ Jeffrey: I'll get my kit.
/ {{Title text: Be quiet Anonymous, you're ruining it for all us other people who wants to make a fortune by exploiting dumb rich people.}}
/ {{Caption: LOOKS LIKE 4 CHAN RAN OUT OF PICTURES OF RETARDED KIDS}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080211.html |
| Rage Against the E-Meters | [[Jeffrey Rowland looks out over a balcony]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Hey Weedmaster P, there's about a dozen internet people on the street wearing "V for Vendetta" masks. They have some hastily-assembled signs and placards. / Weedmaster P: What are they trying to prove
/ Jeffrey: They're protesting Scientology by using phrases and words that only other internet people think are funny. / [[Zoom out to see protesters with signs reading "LOL XENU ROFL" "EPIC PWNS"]] / Weedmaster P: I kinda wanna join Scientology now
/ Jeffrey: I'll get my kit. / {{Under comic text: Looks like 4chan ran out of pictures of retarded kids}} / {{Alt text: Be quiet Anonymous, you're ruining it for all us other people who wants to make a fortune by exploiting dumb rich people.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080211.html?join |
| We Are Freezing | Tallahassee: Why is it so cold?! Why won't it ever start being not cold?
/ Jeffrey: Why don't you complain on internet about it?
/ Tallahassee: I did.
/ [[Jeffrey stands up, empowered]]
/ Jeffrey: Well, that's not good enough! It's time to do something about it, for-real-style.
/ [[Jeffrey and Joanna are protesting in front of the Weather Channel. Jeffrey has a "V for Vendetta" Guy Fawkes mask on and is holding a sign that reads, "LONG CAT IS LONG." Joanna is lying on the ground with a similar mask strapped around her waist. She is holding a sign that reads "Wether :("]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080212.html |
| Valentime's Day 2008 | {{Comic is crudely drawn}}
/ Tallahassee: Oh my Xenu, Jeffrey! My ipod is on shuffle but it just played both versions of 'Major Label Debut' back to back!
/ Tallahassee: I mean, mathematically, what are the chances of THAT?
/ Jeffrey: I dunno, let me call Randall.
/ [[A stick figure similar to those in XKCD answers a phone while dumping multicolored plastic balls off of what appears to be a castle turret]]
/ Randall: Hold on a minute, I'm in the middle of something.
/ {{Title text: The dude has like 50,000 plastic balls.}}
/ {{Caption, handwritten: (with respect to Mr. Munroe, who is way smarter than me)}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080214.html |
| Guest comic by XKCD | {{Guest comic by Randall Munroe of XKCD}}
/ [[Stick figure crashes through window high above Jeffrey, who is drawing]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080215.html |
| Boarding School | {{Title: Boarding School}}
/ [[Jeffrey is pouring water onto his face with a bucket]]
/ Jeffrey: < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080218.html |
| Boarding School | [[Jeffrey is in some sort of dungeon, laying on a board pouring water into his own face]]
/ Jeffrey Rowland: Auuugh! Snort! Auuugh!!
/ Baby Lamé: Jeffrey, what's all that shoutin' an' gurglin'?
/ Jeffrey: I'm buildin' up a immunity to waterboardin'! / Baby: That's... actually not a bad idea...
/ Jeffrey: Dang right! Ol' Commander Guy will do dang near anything to keep bein' able to waterboard guys. That says to me that water boardin's gotta be the toughest thing the government does to suspects. / Baby: It just seems like that for $500 billion a year they could come up with somethin'... better?
/ Jeffrey: Hey! This is a ten million dollar bucket! / {{Under comic text: Lockheed Martin S-4500 Raptor waterboarding bucket}}
/ {{Alt text: http://wigu.com/dump/bucket.jpg}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080218.html?water |
| Mmm Bopp | Jeffrey: Thank you for coming, Team. As many of you know, TopatoCo has recently taken over most aspects of our clients' orders, from money processing to customer email. So, we need to do.... good...
/ Baby: When was this? / Jeffrey: Are there any better questions?
/ Weedmaster P: Yeah what if we fuck up everything
/ Some Girl: Oh yeah. / Jeffrey: Good question, Weedmaster P. Let me consult my business manual. / [[Jeffrey attentively reads a purple book with "Heaven's Gate" on the cover.]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080219.html |
| Weedmaster Hussein P | God dang Indiana Jones movie bringin' up all that Roswell Area 51 bullshit again
/ Whatsa matter, Weedmaster P? You don't believe in things that don't make no sense at all? / No of course I believe it. I'm just tired of everybody makin' the greys out like they can't drive a damn space saucer. They was SHOT DOWN. / Who shot 'em down? Bigfoot? The Freemasons? Mothman? Scare-goat? Lee Harvey Oswalk? The Knights Templar? Chupacabra? Khlid Sheik Mohammed? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080220.html |
| Freddy Don't Shoot | [[Jeffrey is in front of the door of a trailer in a trailer park. The trailer door has a cross on]]
/ Jeffrey: YHWH! / [[YHWH pokes his head out of the window of the trailer]]
/ YHWH: What! / Jeffrey: YHWH, What's a miracle? Is it where somebody gets a Cheeto that looks like Jesus? / [[YHWH stands in the door of the trailer as Jeffrey continues to ask questions]]
/ Jeffrey: Or where a guy's AIDS clears up on account of prayin'? Or where people mess up so bad that you gotta personally fix some stuff? / [[YHWH stepping out of the door of the trailer to face Jeffrey]]
/ YHWH: Jeffrey it's a miracle that I haven't kicked your ass yet.
/ Jeffrey: That's not a miracle. That's a smart move. / {{test at bottom of comic: Jeffrey how'd you get that black eye?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080221.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Jeffery: YHWH! / YHWH: What? / Jeffery: YHWH, what's a miracle? Is it where somebody gets a Cheeto that looks like Jesus? / Jeffrey: Or where a guy's AIDS clears up on account of prayin'? Or where people mess up so bad that you gotta personally fix some stuff? / YHWH: Jeffrey, it's a miracle that I haven't kicked your ass yet.
/ Jeffrey: That's not a miracle. That's a smart move. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080225.html |
| Epic FailURE | Baby: Jeffrey, y'know I ehn't too good at English on account of bein'... English, but I just can't figger somethin' out.
/ Jeffrey: What's that, Baby? / [[Labels are stuck to the wall with internet catchwords such as "fail" and "win"]]
/ Baby: How come on th' Internet, th' word "fail" is a noun... / Baby: But in th' actual, real, functionin' world, that word is a verb? / Jeffrey: Internet emits hidden waves that make it impossible for people to not behave like total Jackasses. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080226.html |
| Methylbenzoylecgonine | Jeffrey: They found out Prozac is just a placebo! At last we're free!!
/ Weedmaster P: You mean all this time I been miserable and just tricked into believin' I'm happy / [[Weedmaster P walks under something that looks like an overpass]] / [[takes out a crack rock and pipe]] / Jesus: [[off-panel]] -cough-
/ Jesus: Ahem / Jesus: My son if you smoke that crack rock you're on your own.
/ Weedmaster P: Leave me alone I just want to feel something that isn't a lie / {{title text: Tony Supreme once stabbed a guy in the eye with a bone but even he wouldn't misrepresent himself by selling you something that didn't provide a measurable psychoactive effect.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080227.html |
| The Nature of Nature | Death is nature's way of sayin' "You might as well rent."
/ Gravity is nature's way of saying "Get back here, you dumbass!"
/ The universe is nature's way of sayin' "No habla Espanol."
/ INTERNET IS NATURE'S WAY OF KITTEN ASS FUCKSHIT COCK ASS BALLS BUNNYCUNT http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080228.html |
| L.E.A.P. Day 2008 | Jeffrey: L.E.A.P. Day, Mother bitches! Let's live it up because we'll probably never see another L.E.A.P Day again.
/ Weedmaster P: TELL US JEFFREY WHAT IS L.E.A.P. Day
/ Jeffrey: Long ago, the ancient ones were trying to figure out how long a year is, but it was too hard. So, they said "screw it, let's just add an extra day every four years and go to the dang pub.
/ Weedmaster P: WHY DID THEY DO THAT IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY NOTICES THE EARTH'S POSITION IN THE ECLIPTIC
/ Jeffrey: Mostly it's just to remind people to vote and boycott the Olympics. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080229.html |
| Goodbye Kerry Edwards | I know most of you out there can barely read, so I'll make this real simple... / If you don't vote for me for U.S. President, by next Ground-hog's day, 96% of the American people will be dead. / Also, I don't know about you, but I am sick of mosquitos.
/ I will not eat or sleep until there are no more mosquitos on the American continent. / Nader http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080303.html |
| Doctor Monkey Has An Agenda | [[Jeffery is in Dr. Monkey's office. Jeffery is sitting on a couch and rapping to Dr. Monkey]] / Jeffery: I don't know, Dr. Monkey, every time I start to feel okay I remember that we're swingin' around a humongous, out-of-control nuclear explosion in outer space and OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE and then I feel all anxious and bad. / [[Dr. Monkey thinks for a spell]] / [[Dr. Monkey goes to his file cabinet]] / [[He opens it, and begins rummaging through it]] / [[He hands Jeffery a peice of paper]] / [[It's a coupon for five dollars off tequila]] / {{It's like Zoloft but it works instantly and makes the rest of the next day seem like you need to have Zoloft; Doctor Monkey, Analrapist}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080304.html |
| G.D. Batman | [[Jeffrey is sitting at a table with Joanna. Weedmaster P has a Batman cape on, has sculpted his hair into two Batman-like ears, and has colored his hair and face with what looks to be soot or black marker.]] / Jeffrey: Man I'm glad it's impossible to be immortal. I'm already sick of bein' a hu-man.
/ Weedmaster P: WHY
/ Jeffrey: 'Cause there's only 21 awesome things a human is capable of doin' and 16 of those're illegal. / Weedmaster P: YOU NEED TO BE MORE LIKE THE GODDAMN BATMAN HE CAN DO UP TO 43 AWESOME THINGS 'CAUSE HE EXERCISES AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAIL 'CAUSE IN HIS MIND HE IS ALREADY DEAD
/ Jeffrey: ...already... dead... / [[Jeffrey is now wearing a Batman hat, cape, and shirt, and his face is covered with the same substance as Weedmaster P's. They are in a jail cell.]]
/ Narrator: TWO HOURS LATER
/ Jeffrey: You're right, Goddamn Weedmaster P. Life isn't not shit until you think you're already dead.
/ Weedmaster P: THE GODDAMN BATMAN DOES NOT BUY 'SHROOMS FROM UNDERCOVER COPS / {{alt text: When the terrorists call at three am, who do you want to answer the phone? A screechy white lady who cries sometimes, or some black guy named Osama?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080305.html |
| Cowards and Heroes | Baby: Jeffrey, how come when somebody blows somethin' up because of their beliefs they call 'em a coward... / Baby: But when somebody gets a disease an' they got the resources to pay doctors to fix 'em they're called heroes? / Jeffrey: It's the same dang reason that people who don't bat an eye when a soldier rapes and murders a family gets real upset when a soldier throws a dang puppy of a cliff. / Baby: Is it... is it because puppies are cute? / Jeffery: Yes, Baby. Because puppies are cute. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080306.html |
| Bulworth | Weedmaster P: What the hell man I can't sleep because you're drawin' too loud.
/ Jeffrey: I'm sick of it all, Weedmaster P!... / Jeffrey: But I'm too scared to kill myself so I decided to start makin' cartoons about Mohammed an' get them Arab crazers out after me.
/ Weedmaster P: Like Bullworth but stupid...er. / [[picture of Muhammad Ali]] / Weedmaster P: You dick ass. You're drawing Muhammed Ali. / Jeffery: What?!
/ Weedmaster P: Dude if you wanna get a price on your head you gotta draw Prophet Mohammed the inventor of modern Islam. / Jeffrey: But... I... I don't know how to draw him... / Weedmaster P: Here's a postage stamp-sized photo of him that I printed off Wikipedia and carry around with me all the time.
/ Jeffrey: You KNOW I can't draw that good. / {{title text: At first I drew Carlton from Fresh Prince for some reason (because I like to).}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080310.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080311.html |
| Motorcycles Are Fast | {{Title: Motorcycles Are Fast}}
/ {{Alt: Michael Bay should just design motorcycles instead of literally raping people's childhoods.}} / Jeffrey: I'm gonna get me a motorcycle!
/ Weedmaster P: why / [[Jeffrey is pushing 160 MPH on a motorcycle.]] / [[Wind is blowing Jeffrey's hair back as he grins.]] / [[A purple car is approaching Jeffrey, Jeffrey's license plate says LULZ.]] / [[The purple car has a W on the grill and WARIO is driving!]] / [[Wario is gaining on Jeffrey.]] / [[Jeffrey leaps up off of his motorcycle as Wario is about to run him down!]] / [[Jeffrey's bike is broken into pieces as he leaps up over Wario's car, which has the license plate "RIAA".]]
/ Jeffrey: Hooooo! / [[Jeffrey pulls out a zippo lighter with a Christian Cross engraving.]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080312.html |
| Hovering Orbs | [[Jeffery and Tallahassee in black clothes walking down tunnel or cave]]
/ Jeffery: Hold still Tallahassee there's somethin' on your back.
/ Tallahassee: Aaaah! Is it a Spider-bat?! / [[Jeffery now holds the orb]]
/ Jeffery: Oh, it's just an orb.
/ Tallahassee: What's an orb?
/ Jeffery: It's a tiny ghost only cameras can see. / Tallahassee: Are they dangerous?
/ Jeffery: No more then a regular ghost. / [[close up or orb just floating there]] / [[Orb now has a handgun]] / {{title text: Notice the orb also doesn't also have an American flag lapel pin.}}
/ {{sub text: Ghosts are just people who haven't died yet}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080313.html |
| TiredGirl_18 | Weedmaster P: I AM TIRED THIS EVENING
/ Jeffrey: Well why don't you set up a fake email account and pretend to be a girl and email thousands of strangers and ask them if they want to chat with you?
/ Weedmaster P: FINE MAYBE I WILL
/ [[TEN HOURS LATER]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080314.html |
| Rickroll Hero | Dr. Hastings: {{singing "Together Forever"}} Together Forever and never to part
/ Jeph Jacques: {{singing "Never Gonna Let You Down"}} Never gonna let you down
/ Dr. Hastings: {{singing "Together Forever"}} And don't you know I would move heaven and earth
/ Jeph Jacques: {{singing "Never Gonna Let You Down"}} Never gonna tell you a lie and hurt you / Jeffrey Rowland: You're so good at Karaoke, Dr. Hastings! How'd you get so good at karaoke?
/ Dr. Hastings: I have "Karaoke Hero 8.2" for the Wii. It includes an animatronic drunk girl that shouts "Dixie Chicks" songs at random. / Dr. Hastings: Oh, I'm also a... lizard-man... / Dr. Hastings: [[removes ninja mask]] from the center... of the Earth! < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080317.html |
| Reptoid Hero | Jeffrey: Help me, Jeph Jacques! Dr. Hastings just showed me his face and he's actually an evil lizard-man from deep within the earth / Jephroid: What? You mean like... / Jephroid: [[removes mask]] THISSSS?? / Jeffrey: Augh! I can't believe that, like world governments the world of cyber-comics is also run by a shadowy cabal of reptoids. / Jeffrey: Randall Xkcd, you're human, ain't ya? / Randal: [[demaskinates]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080318.html |
| Old Hag Syndrome | [[Jeffrey Rowland stands behind Weedmaster P and his machine elf, who are playing dice.]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, did you ever hear of the Old Hag Syndrome?
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT DO YOU THINK / Jeffrey: It's a syndrome where you're asleep and all of a sudden you wake up and there's an old hag sitting on your chest!
/ Weedmaster P: THAT IS LUNACY TO THE POINT OF BOLLOCKS / [[Weedmaster P is asleep]]
/ Narrator: 3:45 PM THE NEXT DAY... / [[Point of view zooms out, there is an old hag on P's chest]]
/ Weedmaster P: OH NO / {{sub-text: Old Hag Syndrome is like succubus or incubus for people who don't know what those things are}} / {{alt-text: It's better than big fat guy with diarrhea syndrome.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080319.html |
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