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M*v*r*ck Weedmaster P: HEY CRAPTARD I BEEN WONDERIN SOMETHIN / Jeffrey: What's that, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MAVERICK / Jeffrey: Let's figure it out without using internet! / Tallahassee: The gay guy from Top Gun! / Paperklip: An old man whose abrasive personality creates a sense of animosity among his peers that he cluelessly considers a positive characteristic! / Weedmaster P: A SPECIAL BULLDOZER THAT IS DESIGNED TO ONLY DESTROY MINORITIES / [[Joanna and Machine Elf are thinking about sandwiches.]] / Jeffery: The correct answer is a motherless horse or a total prick. / {{Maverick, like 'honest,' is typically a self-assigned trait.}}
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Guest Comic by Lucid TV {{Guest Comic by Lucid TV; It's creepy how much that actually looks like me}} / [[In the Topato warehouse, Weedmaster P sits and smokes a bong]] / [[Weedmaster P couughs; from the stream of smoke, a genie appears]] / <> / <> / Genie: Behold I am a genie! / [[The genie holds up one finger; Jeff stands in the doorway]] / Genie: You may have one wish / Weedmaster P: Fuck you / Pay me / [[Jeffrey calls out from the door way; the Genie claps his hands together]] / <> / Jeffrey: Time travel! / Genie: Granted / Weedmaster P: Wow you guys are pricks / [[The Genie disappears in a cloud of smoke]] / Genie: You may travel to any point in time / Weedmaster P: Space pricks / Jeffrey: Pack your bags, Weedmaster P. We're going to the year 2000! / [[Close-up of Jeffrey and Weedmaster P, who is rolling a joint[[ / Weedmaster P: Wait, why 2000 / Jeffrey: That was when things started to go from bad to awful. / We can use our knowledge of all the terrible things that happen to subtly influence global affairs, and guide society in the right direction! / [[Jeffrey reaches for a newpaper, nest to a man reading a newspaper]] / AND THEY DID JUST THAT / Jeffrey: Man, I still can't get over how great life in the alternate timeline is! It's like the very fabric of reality is made out of sweatshirts hot-out-the dryer! / Oh hey, a newspaper. Perfect! / [[Close-up of newspaper: the Fakehampton Foreskin; Friday Vol XIII Issue CCLXVIII October 10th 2008; HIV, Cancer cures expected by 2009; Childhood obesity: down, Childhood Hugs: Up; Videobloggin does not exist; Israel and Palestine: Still Pals]] / [[Headline: Terrorists Bomb Internest: All video two seconds out-of-sync with audio]] / Jeffrey: What the... / [[Close-up of Jeffrey, reading the paper in horror]] / Jeffrey: No... / What have I done? / [[Jeffrey is lying in the fetal position in a room full of garbage; Weedmaster P stands in the doorway]] / Weedmaster P: Fuck you Pay me's not looking so bad now huh / Ya fuckin... guy
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Guest Comic by Polytopes [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P as 3-d geometric figures]] / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, between politics and just everything I don't think I can have happy thoughts anymore! / Weedmaster P: WELL GOOD NEWS THEN DICK PISS / Jeffrey: What? / Weedmaster P: MACHINE ELVES SENT US TO MATH LAND OR SOME SHIT / Jeffrey: So there's no politics or nothin'? / Weedmaster P: NOPE / Jeffrey: I got to lie down. I mean, how do we get back home? / Weedmaster P: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE A PUN... BUT WHY BOTHER / Jeffrey: Maybe you're right, Weedmaster P. Maybe in this place I can spend a day not just going OH GOD OH GOD over and over! / Weedmaster P: YOU BET YOUR ASS / Jeffrey: I feel better! Let's stay here forever! / Weedmaster P: YEAH SEEMS LIKE WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE / Jeffrey: Ha ha! We are "good shapes!" / <> / Weedmaster P: OH I GET IT
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Guest Comic by Hajra Helac {{Guest Comic by Hajra Helac}} / [[Jeffrey stands in a pile of Kerry Edwards clothes; Tallahassee is holding Baby, who is upset]] / Sheriff Pony: Greetings, Jeffrey Rowland!! / Jeffrey: Sherrif Pony?? / [[Jeffrey's Sheriff Pony tattoo is talking to him; Jeffrey is startled]] / Sheriff Pony: Be not alarmed! I'm only communicating a message for Kerry Edwards- of utmost importance for his withering presidential campaign!! / [[Homeless people are lying in a large pile of newspapers]] / Sheriff Pony: Our team of media analysts on Earth have located the advertising short-comings and untapped potentials you need to fix to improve your chances! / [[Sheriff Pony and Topato are clinging to a church's highest cross]] / Sheriff Pony: You need to emphasize how your team has all the human resources that the public demands!!! / [[Kerry Edwards is reading from a scroll]] / Kerry Edwards: A hot chick! A support from a high entity! A creature more dead than alive! / [[Kerry Edwards points to Weedmaster P, who has wings and is flying Baby and Joanna away]] / Kerry Edwards: ...also, a pair of wings!
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Guest Comic by Justin Pixler Jeffrey: Oh sorry Joanna, I used the last of the liquor to get through the election guide. Beer goggles do not work on politics, apparently. If you're really jonesin' for a fix there's a pint of my blood in the fridge. / Baby: Jeffrey weren't you savin' that for a 'mergency? / Jeffrey: Damn right. / Weedmaster P: Oh tough break buddy I need this blood for my blood pipe / Weedmaster P: Would you care for a blood toke? / [[Joanna the cat and Weedmaster P are both hooded, Joanna holds a bong over a glowing Marijuana/weed leaf]] / Jeffrey: Gorram it, usin' my blood for the blood pipe and you didn't even invite me. / Weedmaster P: Eat a dick
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Funeral for a Toenail [[Jeffrey is burying something in a small hole in the ground]] / Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DICKASS / Weedmaster P: IS IT SOME KIND OF RITUAL / Jeffrey: I'm burying my dang old toenail in the dirt in the hopes that a future archaeologist will find it and be all like "what?" / Weedmaster P: THAT IS INSANE / Weedmaster P: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT / Jeffrey: I may not believe in God, but I believe in humanity. / [[Weedmaster P gives Jeffrey a skeptical look]] / Weedmaster P: NO YOU DON'T / Jeffrey: Yeah, you're right. I just like fucking with archaeologists. / {{Caption: DON'T TELL MY MOM ABOUT THIS COMIC, IT WOULD MAKE HER SAD}} / {{Title text: Rudest missing alt text email goes to AC with 'where is my goshdamn mouse-over text?!'}}
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Country Change Hope Believe person: Kerry Edwards, how do you respond to people who claim there's no way you could possibly win the election? That there's something wrong with you? That you're wasting our time and shut up shutup shut up? / Kerry Edwards: I'm not talking to those people. / I'm talking to people that are growed up enough to hear the hard truths: that the only way out of this economic crisis is to eliminate 75% of the world's population, and that the supervolcano underneath Yellowstone will do exactly that as soon as HAARP ignites it... / That God exists but He's an invisible, seven-trillion-headed, retarded dragon and He's sadistic and a Googol light-years tall and the only thing that amuses Him is our suffering... / That everything has trace amounts of poo on it. / Everything.
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Country Change Hope Believe person: Kerry Edwards, how do you respond to people who claim there's no way you could possibly win the election? That there's something wrong with you? That you're wasting our time and shut up shutup shut up? / Kerry Edwards: I'm not talking to those people. / I'm talking to people that are growed up enough to hear the hard truths: that the only way out of this economic crisis is to eliminate 75% of the world's population, and that the supervolcano underneath Yellowstone will do exactly that as soon as HAARP ignites it... / That God exists but He's an invisible, seven-trillion-headed, retarded dragon and He's sadistic and a Googol light-years tall and the only thing that amuses Him is our suffering... / That everything has trace amounts of poo on it. / Everything.
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OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. Alt-Text: Everything is impossible.
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Alan Rickman and the Life Debt [[Jeffrey standing, talking to Tallahasse, who is sitting on a couch.]] / Jeffrey: Hey Tallahasse, does Alan Rickman still owe you a life debt for that one thing? / Tallahasse: As far as I know, yeah. / {{SOON}} / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P in a recording studio, working the equipment.]] / Jeffrey: Okay Alan let's take it form the top. / [[Alan Rickman in the recording booth.]] / Alan Rickman: I'm... SO excited... And I just CAN'T HIDE it. I'm ABOUT to lose control... And I THINK... I like it.
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Guest Comic by Tim Willmott {{Guest Comic by Tim Willmott; This also happened when I saw "Austin Powers: Goldmember" in the theater}} / [[Obama and McCain are debating at lecturns; info at bottom of screen shows a line graph: Random Opinions, Men, Women, Dolphins]] / McCain: Well, I want to make sure we're not handing the health care system over to the federal government, which is basically what would happen with Senator Obama's health care plan. / [[Audience is shown, all frowning; Jeffrey is very angry with sparks coming off of him; Weedmaster P turns to Jeffrey]] / McCain: I want families to make decisions between themselves and their doctors. Not the federal government. Look- / Jeffrey: I... won't let you... get away... with this... / [[Jeffrey throws his arms up, the force knocking everyone around him away; his hair gets bigger, spiky and yellow]] / Jeffrey: AAAAARRRGH! / [[Jeffrey leaps at McCain with a ball of energy in his hands]] / Jeffrey: SHUT THE FUCK UP! / [[The building, shown from the outside, explodes]] / <> / [[The explosion is seen from space]] / [[Jeffrey stands in a pile of rubble and dust]] / [[Zoom in on Jeffrey]] / [[Jeffrey glances back and a figure inside a ball of energy]] / [[Jeffrey and the figure charge up, ready to attack]] / Both: AAAAAH! / [[Jeffrey and Obama smile at each other, give props]] / <> / [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee and drinking wine, sitting in a bubble bath]] / Jeffrey: And then we sat down in the rubble and began discussing some of the flaws in his views on the death penalty and foreign policy. / [[Jeffrey takes a drink]] / Tallahassee: That didn't happen, Jeffrey. / People would have noticed
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Truthiness is Next to Oddliness Kerry Edwards: What are you doing, Weedmaster P? / Weedmaster P: I'M BEATIN' AND SELF-MUTILATING THE CRAP OUT OF MYSELF / GONNA TELL THE MEDIA OL' GRANPA WALNUTS AND HOPEY McCHANGE DOUBLE-TEAMED ME IN AN ALLEY / Kerry Edwards: You can't do that! That...that's lying! / Weedmaster P: PEOPLE DON'T CARE IS SOMETHIN' IS A LIE OR NOT THESE DAYS / ALLS THEY CARE ABOUT IS IF THEY WANT IT TO BE REAL / Kerry Edwards: Oh yeah. / Weedmaster P: NOW YOU CAN HELP ME SHOVE THIS PIPE WRENCH DEEP INTO MY COLON / Kerry Edwards: I'm kinda busy but I can spare a half hour.
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Oops Baby Lam: Jeffrey there ehn't no way yer gonna win president, not runnin' against that sexist socialist Marxist Muslim commie Arab. / Jeffrey: Well then Baby you have to go to the past and make me an appointment with him. / Jeffrey, Senator Obama is here to see you. / Jeffrey: Send him in. / Obama: A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Rowland. / Jeffrey: Spare me the pleasantries, Junior Senator. As an Insanely Rich Man I command you to become president and decrease my tax burden so that I might purchase golden tassels for the sails of my yachticopter, which I might add is the largest in the world. / Obama: As you wish. / <> / Obama: Screw that guy. / Barack Hussein Obama / He probably won't pull that kind of bullshit
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A Bit of the Old Foraging Jeffrey: Shaggin'? Snoggin'? Rogerin'? Buggerin'? Boffin'? / {{Jeffrey dials cellphone}}<> / [[The Englishman in London]] / The Englishman: Hallo? / Jeffrey on phone: Hey Englishman how come all the British euphimisms for grown-up snuggles would work just as well for ways to describe small rodent food-gathering styles? / {{The Englishman pauses to think}} / The Englishman: I take it you've never been fully intimate with an Englishwoman.
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Halloween 2008: Truck Nutz III Jeffrey what are you reading? / A catalog for pickup trup accessories. I want to get a pickup truck. / Why so you can haul around all your bullshit / If you have a pickup truck you can have a trailer hitch and if you have a trailer hitch you can do this: / Something is welling up inside of me... is that pride or shame? / Shmide / Shmide tastes like bile.
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Kerry Edwards' Last Stand Caption: Election Day Eve / [[Baby is talking to Jeffrey, Jeffrey is in bed]] / Baby: Get up, Kerry Edwards! It's th' day before Votin' Day! You gotta get out there and do your final push. / Jeffry: Oh hell it don't matter. / [[Jeffrey is now Kerry Edwards, and is addressing an audience]] / Kerry Edwards: My fellow Americans... I don't really like most of you. / [[Kerry Edwards is still addressing the audience, this time looking at an index card]] / Kerry Edwards: You'll vote for somebody you don't even like out of spite. You'll vote for somebody who'll start World War 3 if they promise to save you a couple hundred dollars in taxes. You'll vote for somebody just because some dickhead with Dreamweaver thinks their opponent is a terrorist. Because you'd "have a beer with them." / [[Kerry Edwards is still addressing his audience, this time shrugging his shoulders]] / Kerry Edwards: My opponents talk about how hard working Americans are. Then how come our cars are so shitty? And how come we get our clothes and dishes and soap and electronics made in other countries? What do we even do all day? / [[Kerry Edwards continues his speech, his back is to the screen, giving the peace sign/we see the audience, it is a crowd of dogs]] / Kerry Edwards: So vote for whoever you want to, America. But don't come cryin' to me when you're layin' in a ditch, starvin' to dead but for some reason more concerned about who's winning "Dancing with the Stars." KERRY EDWARDS OUT! / [[Weedmaster P and Kerry Edwards are shown, talking. Weedmaster P is wearing a green shirt and tie.]] / Weedmaster P: YOU'RE UP 87 POINTS IN MASSYLVINIA. / Kerry Edwards: That's not a real place. / [[A map is shown of the United States of America. Different states are shown in red, blue and green, with McCain in red, Obama in blue, and Edwards in green]] / Caption: But then... / {{Actually they didn't use Dreamweaver, they just figured out how to save Word documents as html.}}
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The Day After Jeffrey: Ugh, what did I drink last night? / Weedmaster P: HOUSE PAINT / Jeffrey: Why? / Weedmaster P: 'CAUSE IT WAS BLUE / Baby: Jeffrey, Jeffrey! Did you hear the news? / Jeffrey: No. I don't even wanna know. / Baby: Jeffrey, Kerry Edwards won. You're the new President of America!! / Jeffrey: Oh, Shi- / Baby: Also it's a hunnerd dollar fine for bein' gay in California / {{Scrollover text: Oh no now I'm not going to be uncomfortable having personal time on account of the Secret Servants}}
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The Two Presidents {{title: The Two Presidents}} / <> / Jeffrey Rowland: On noes, it's the secret servants! HIDE! / Barack Obama: You can't hide from Barack Hussein Obama! / Jeffrey Rowland: YES I CAN! / Barack Obama: Come on out, Jeffery! You ran a good campaign as Kerry Edwards and we noticed. You've been elected the new "Inside" President. / Jeffrey Rowland: What's an "Inside" President? / Barack Obama: Well, remember that guy who was the President for the last 8 years? Yeah, we're not gonna do that anymore. / Barack Obama: Instead, now there's an "Outside" President (me) who's good at deals and being inspiring and traveling around the world in luxury! / Barack Obama: And then there's the "Inside President." / Barack Obama: That's you! Our research shows you're the most rational, decisive American alive. And we need you to make decisions, but you're awkward and you hate people so that's why you win. / Jeffrey Rowland: But I don't hardly make no sense at all! I am basically an insane person! / Barack Obama: But you make good decisions. / Jeffrey Rowland: So you have to do what I say? / Barack Obama: Yes, but I can overrule you. / Jeffrey Rowland: How much does this thing pay? / Barack Obama: Nothing! It's your civic duty. / Jeffrey Rowland: Being President sucks. / Barack Obama: I beg to differ. / {{subtitle: BEING PRESIDENT SUCKS UNLESS YOU GET TO BE THE OUTSIDE PRESIDENT}} / {{text title: If Nixon was Inside President to JFK's Outside President we would already have colonies on Jupiter.}}
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Dork Flow Meredith Gran: {{hands in pockets}} So apparently a mysterious, unseeable, impossible-to-understand force outside of the known universe is pulling everything into the known universe toward it at two million miles an hour. / Jeffrey Rowland: Jesus! {{arms up, fists balled up}} / Jeffrey Rowland: {{arms flailing}} I'm still terrified from the last stomach-droppingly terrifying thing science wasn't and may never be able to understand! / Meredith Gran: Eh, what are you going to do? / Narrator: MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE... / <> / YHWH (God): {{outside of Men's room}} Boy, did you just the last square of toilet paper?!
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Commercial Break Fuck it, let's just go to Arby's.
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Attention Defi Weedmaster P: GOOD NEWS! THE INTERNET HAS RUINED EVERYBODY'S MINDS / Jeffrey: About 60% of people reading this comic will click away before they even finish the first panel. / Jeffrey: Of the remaining 40%, about half will click away when I announce there will be no references to popular movies, music, or video games in this comic. It is totally self-contained. / Jeffrey: After only two paneles, we have retained 20% of the original readers. Many of them will go on to spend about 70,000 times more time complaining about this comic than it would have taken to read it in its entirety. / Jeffrey: At this point, around half of the remaining readers have decided to click away due to the bitter, cynical, and mastubatory nature of this particular installment of overcompensating. / Baby: Of my God Jeffrey?! Ehn't anybody still readin'? / Jeffrey: Only the handful that think sex will suddenly break out. Which it won't. / Baby: What about now? / Jeffrey: Only one. / [[Jeffrey writes shopping list which includes Limo Wipes, Butt Cream, Dog Milk, Gravy, Ants, Fish Oil, Skateboard, and Lice Medicine]]
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Bail Out Jeffrey Rowland: Sales is lookin' cruddy, Weedmaster P! People're too scared of financial Armageddon to buy hilarious tee-shirts! / Weedmaster P: CALL UP THE GOVERNMENT AND SEE IF THEY'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF THAT FAKE BAIL MONEY / Jeffrey Rowland: Hi. I was wondering if my struggling business could score some of that bailout money. / The Government: How many executives at your company received bonuses exceeding $20 million last year? You can round up to the nearest dozen. / Jeffrey Rowland: Nobody has ever deserved that much money for anything. We ain't even got retirement. / The Government: Do any executives at your company own more than five yachts exceeding 180 feet in length? / Jeffrey Rowland: Man I'm the only executive at my company and all I got is a bike that I found. / The Government: Mr. Rowland does anyone at your company... work with their hands? / Jeffrey Rowland: Umm... kinda? / The Government: <> / Weedmaster P: I'LL GET THE TORCHES / {{title text: The bailout isn't for people with clogged pores.}}
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The Auto Industry Tallahassee: Kerry do you have your first idea ready for the President-elect? / John Kerry: Almost... / LATER THAT AFTERNOON / Kerry Edwards(on the phone): ...I think that the reason so many people get jacked up in car wrecks is 'cause cars are made out of metal and glass-- hard, sharp things. If we want the car industry to win, we need to start making them out of soft things, like Nerf. / Obama avatar: Brilliant Kerry! / Kerry Edwards: Okay, bye. / [[Man in suit and sunglasses presents Kerry with a suitcase]] / Man: Well done, Kerry Edwards. I believe THIS is for you... / [[Suitcase is full of NERFBUXX money]] / Man:...and there's a lot more where this came from. / Kerry Edwards: Hell YES.
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http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081117.html Jeffery: Are you a public figure who accidentally said something racist or sexist, or done something unforgivable and beyond recourse? Then come down to accountability hut! / ROCK BOTTOM PRICES / Jeffery: This weekend we're havin' a sexual impropriety sepcial! For just $10,000 we will manufacture a media event that will have people forgettin' in six hours - Guaranteed. / SEX ADDICTION IS A REAL THING / Jeffery: It's also finance sector free-for-all days! Remember, people can't be outraged about something they can't understand! / AGGRESSIVE BUT RATIONAL / Jeffery: Accountability Hut! Because according to your own personal code of ethics, you didn't do nothin' wrong! / OPEN NEW YEAR'S DAY EUROS PREFERRED WIR SPRECHEN DEUTSCH
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Wikimapia [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are at a computer]] / jeffrey: woah this wikimapia thing is like my two favorite things had a baby! / weedmaster p: what did dragonball Z have a baby with horse porn / jeffrey: No! Wikipedia and Google Maps! / [[A map is shown, highlighting two areas identified as "Zombie Hatchery" and "Zombie Factory"]] / [[Weedmaster P and Jeffrey look away from the computer and then at each other, without saying anything.]] / [[Weedmaster P and Jeffrey run out of the room.]] / [[Soon...]] / Jeffrey: Well, I'm not sure what I was expecting... / [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are running away from a hoarde of zombies, limbs missing and battered.]]
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Grandpa Humpty [[Paperklip and old man in doorway]] / Paperklip: Hey everybody! This is my Grandpa Humpty. / Grandpa Humpty: I'm hungry! Bring me some crackers and licorice! / Grandpa Humpty: Now I'm thirsty! Bring me some Hennessy! / Paperklip (holding bottle which reads "Hennessy"): Do you have any apple juice? We just fill this bottle with apple juice and tell him it's Hennessy. / Jeffrey: Apple... juice? / Grandpa Humpty: I'm still hungry! Take me to Burger King! / Paperklip: We CAN'T go to Burger King, Grandpa Humpty. We can't go to Burger King EVER AGAIN.
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Mehpathetic Baby: Meh. / Jeffrey (holding Joanna): Jesus Christ, can we stop saying "meh?" It was bad enough when it was just a dumbass thing people typed on the internet to express a douchey sense of shallow disinterest. / Baby (holding a dictionary): But it's in th' Diction'ry now! You got to say it; it's th' law! / Jeffrey (single tear, clenched fist): Dictionary! / Jeffrey (at computer): Dictionary, I'm gonna find out who wrote you... ...And I'm gonna write them a passive-aggressive e-mail in which I refuse to use punctuation.
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A Harder World A Harder World / Are you as weird as you are pretty? / "My father was Wyatt Stapler," you answered. "Protector of Letteropener and king of all Officesupply. / He was murdered by Lee Harvey Tapegun, and I will have my revenge." / I reached for my throwing stars. / My name is Ted Leo Tapegun.
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World Sauntering Day Tallahassee: Wake up Jeffery, It's your favorite holiday! / Jeffery: World Sauntering day?! / Tallahassee: Thanksgiving! / Jeffery: Oh, Good. The day when typically ungrateful white people that killed about a billion of my Cherokee ancestors take a day off to demonstrate their appreciation for their ill-gotten largess. / Baby Lame: But I thought whitey made up for it by givin' th' injuns free medicine an' special places they could live! / Jeffery: Have you ever been to a reservation? They're terrifying! / Jeffery: Screw this! Me and Joanna are gonna go bag us a turkey-- Cherokee style!! / Jeffery: How's that one, Joanna? Yeah, that's a big 'un... / [[Alarm Pad]] / <> / [[ Alarm Pad has been destroyed]] / Alarm Deactivated / Jeffery: Man, I can't wait for World Sauntering Day.
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081127.html
Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I Jeffrey: Joanna! / Jeffrey: Breakfast time! / [[Joanna is staring out the window and does not answer]] / Jeffrey: What's the matter Joanna? I got the seven-year Beam! / Jeffrey: Oh God Oh God Somebody call somebody! / Weedmaster P: WHAT THE HELL YOU SCREAMIN ABOUT DICKASS / Jeffrey: I thought they didn't exist... / Jeffrey: I thought they were only a myth... / Weedmaster P: WHAT / Jeffrey: Butt-cats!!! / [[outside, cats shaped like butts are milling about]]
http://overcompensating.com/posts/20081201.html
Invasion of the Butt Cats Part I Jeffrey: Joanna! / Jeffrey: Breakfast time! / [[Joanna is staring out the window and does not answer]] / Jeffrey: What's the matter Joanna? I got the seven-year Beam! / Jeffrey: Oh God Oh God Somebody call somebody! / Weedmaster P: WHAT THE HELL YOU SCREAMIN ABOUT DICKASS / Jeffrey: I thought they didn't exist... / Jeffrey: I thought they were only a myth... / Weedmaster P: WHAT / Jeffrey: Butt-cats!!! / [[outside, cats shaped like butts are milling about]]
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