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Guest Comic by Hijinks Ensue Jeffrey; Weedmaster P, I've finally decided on the new office layout. Shirts over here. Shipping over there... / Weedmaster P; That shit is wack, dick balls. I can fix it. Gimme a sharpie. / [[Weedmaster P sniffs the marker]] / Weedmaster P; Okay, now gimme something to write with. / [[Weedmaster P holds up a plan of the office, divided into sections labeled Go-Cart Track, Weed Annex, Shirts, Pony Stable, Giant Pile of Weed, and two sections labeled Weed]] / Weedmaster P; Here's your new office, dick...dicks. Behold the majesty of the Funderdome! / Jeffrey; Look, I've got to finish the QC store, ship 200 shirts AND update two comics before U.P.S. gets here at 6am. My brain has been replaced by an ulcer, and I do not have time for this. / Weedmaster P; Hold up that floor plan again. / [[Jeffrey unrolls the floor plan and holds it up as Weedmaster P writes More Weed on it]] / Weedmaster P; Problem solved.
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Groundhog's Day 2009 Jeffrey: Oh crap, I forgot today was Groundhog's Day! Paperklip, take the PayPal card to Jim's and get a five gallon drum of Grey Goose! Tallahassee and I will get to work on the prayer hut. / Weedmaster P: What up Mother bitches I bagged me a fat-ass ground hog [[pause]] slippery sucker too / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, you ain't supposed to kill groundhogs on Groundhog's Day! What do you think this is, Easter?! / Weedmaster P: I thought it was like Turkey Day [[pause]] Oh well, ain't no sense in wastin' it [[pause]] I'm'ma ram a stick through it and deep fry it whole / Jeffrey: Wait, do you know if it saw its shadow before it died? / Weedmaster P: I don't know let me ax it [[pause]] It's not answering -- wait [[pause]] something about not having the congitive ability to understand what a shadow is / {{tagline}} Woah woah woah You mean a groundhog is the same thing as a woodchuck?!? / {{roll-over text}} I didn't even know it was legal to murder groundhogs but it is.
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Beer For My Buttcats Jeffrey: Oh, noes, Tallahassee has been kidnapped by drug dealers! / Weedmaster P: Woah, that's the exact same plot of the Toby Keith movie "Beer For My Horses" / Jeffrey: How did they solve the problem in that movie? / Weedmaster P: Hell I dunno. I couldn't even get through the Netflix synopsis. / Jeffrey: We don't have time to read a synopsis in its entirety! We have to act now! W.W.T.K.D.! / Jeffrey: [[wearing "Ford" cowboy hat and emptying beer onto Joanna]] Durr I'm Toby Keith Durrrr / {{tagline} }Don't bother watching "Beer For My Horses" At no point does he actually make his horses drink beer / {{roll-over text}} Beer for my horses? More like NYQUIL FOR MY TREE TOED SLOTHS
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Angel Dust Jeffrey [[covered with blood spatters]]: Why? Why does stuff like THAT happen? / Baby [[also spatterred]]: Looks like God jus' needed another angel... / [[Pearly Gates Trailer Park]] / YWYH [[snorting some rails]]: <> / Jeffrey: YWYH, why you need all them angels for anyway? / YWYH: Whoa [[pause]] oh < Oh, hey Jeffrey [[pause]] Oh, MAN.
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Euphemism Bomb [[Jeffrey Rowland and Tallahassee Econolodge discover a bomb with an angry squinty face on its display at the new TopatoCo. office]] / Jeffrey Rowland: What the heck is this? Where did this come from? / Tallahassee Econolodge: Jeffrey it's a bomb! / [[Jeffrey is sweating profusely]] / Jeffrey: It's gonna blow up if we don't come up with the greatest euphemism for "butthole" ever made! / Tallahassee: MTV's programming department! / Vermont Pete: Your mom's mom! / Tallahassee: Youtube comment generator! / Jeffrey: Rush Limbaugh's neck! / Weedmaster P: South End Business District / [[The bomb is disarmed and now displays a "Hello Kitty"]] / <>
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House Party Hey Deathmole Jacques, The enforcetress, Birdlady Moscow, and Randall XKCD! Come on into my lair! / What o y'all wanna do? Y'all wanna creae Twitter accounts so we can artificially elevate our interwebs celebutard status? / Man I been doin' that for two straight days, my hands feel like wired-together cat turds! / Later / Hey Randall XKCD would you rather punch God or make out with him? / Thud
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Fox News Mad Libs Weedmaster P: Hey chicken bung what are you doin' now / Jeffrey Rowland: Playin' Fox news mad libs! / [[Each panel displays a different Fox news headline mad lib]] / (number starting at 800) -Pound Woman has (gross thing or many babies) Removed From Her (body part or farm equipment) / (Hero or patriot) Judge Rules To Deport Homosexuals, Atheists, and (non-caucasian race or non-christian religious group) / Britney Spears Accidentally (verb or blank) both of her (pl. noun). Oops, She Did It Again! / Bus Full Of (cute animals, children, nuns) Tragically (violent synonym for "fall" Into (body of water or name of gated community) / Search For Attractive White Girl Continues in (weird foreign place or southern US state) / Weedmaster P: Doddamn liberal hippie marxist socialsts can go live in Europe with all the other panty-waisted butt pirates / Jeffrey: You win! / Weedmaster P: Win what?
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The New Printer [[Jeffrey's t-shirt says "FOX NEWS". Jeph's says "I heart Twitter".]] / Jeph Jaques: So you've got this big fancy printer. What's the first thing you gonna print? / Jeffrey Rowland: Man I dunno! / [[Jeph and Jeffrey stare at each other. Jeffrey's t-shirt says "Fuckin'". Jeph's says "MEH".]] / [[Tallahassee Econolodge stares bemusedly at a very large print of male genitalia, testicle end printed first.]] / [[Printing of phallus continues. Tallahassee shows sadness.]] / [[The man-meat stretches on. Tallahassee grows angry.]] / [[Printing continues.]] / Tallahassee: GOD DAMMIT JEFFREYS / Jeph/Jeffrey(offscreen): No no wait it's got a lolcat for a glans. / {{Title text: Cost of paper and ink for that print: $7,500}}
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Bestest Day Ever My bestest day ever by Lil' Ice Cube / [[Lil' Ice Cube ready to eat eggs and toast with knife and fork in hand]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: When I woke up it felt weird because the dogs wasn't barking! And my mom made me breakfast and didn't use pig ingredients. / Lil' Ice Cube: Thanks, Mommy! / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: I like piggys. / [[Lil' Ice Cube dunks a basketball]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: Two girls that I like called me. Then I went to the park to play basketball with my friends. I kicked their butts! / Lil' Ice Cube: Air Jordan / [[Lil' Ice Cube playing dominos]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: I was dirty so I took a shower. Then I went to my other friend's house to watch TV and play more games! And I kicked their butts, too! Yay!! / Lil' Ice Cube: Domino / [[View of girls house. Lil' Ice Cube and girl visible through the window. The heart represents loving]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: There's this girl I like, and... I went over to her house... I put my arm around her. I think I was a pretty smooth operator. / [[Lil' Ice Cube points his hamburger at a blimp that says "Ice Cube is a Champ" on the side]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: On my way home I ate a whole hamburger all by myself! And you won't believe what I saw when I looked up in the sky! / [[Lil' Ice Cube in bed with his Raiders blanket]] / Narrator Lil' Ice Cube: Today I didn't even have to use my allergy kit. Today was just the bestest day ever. / Lil' Ice Cube: G'night Mommy I love you
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Sideways Baby:Excellent news, Jeffrey! After all our work, operation sideways baseball caps is a complete success! / Jeffrey:Excellent! / Tallahassee:What the heck is operation sideways baseball caps? / Jeffrey:Sometime ago, we set out to create the dumbest looking fad ever - the sideways baseball cap - as a way to measure exactly how gullible people could be in terms of what pop culture can trick them into thinking is cool-looking. / Tallahassee:But... I saw about 500 dudes rocking sideways ball caps this morning! / Tallahassee: Why? / Jeffrey: I'll show you why. / [[Jeffrey is in a room filled with boxes labeled "MC Hammer Genie Pants"]]
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Pee Sitting Down Narrator: Peeing Sitting Down: A Guide for Gentlemen / Narrator: Step 1: Find an unoccupied toilet; if a urinal is present ignore the following steps. / [[Jeffrey sits on a toilet]] / Narrator: Step 2: Pull down pants, sit on toilet or shower (if inebriated). If wearing a kilt, raise above buttocks. / Narrator: Step 3: Point it down. / Narrator: Step 4: Relax the muscles that hold the pee in. / Narrator: Step 5: Remember a terrible and/or embarrassing thing you did in 8th grade. / Narrator: Step 6: Realize that incident was not isolated and is indicative of a pattern of behavior that continues to this day. / Narrator: Step 7: Sigh. Feel petty and ashamed. / Narrator: Step 8: Swear to yourself you will apologize to Stephanie the next time you see her -- maybe even get her flowers or the new Lily Allen CD. / Narrator: Step 9: Remember about your prostate and that one day it will break and you will die. / [[Jeffrey is outside holding pamphlets]] / Narrator: Step 10: Flush, continue passing out JFK conspiracy pamphlets. / {{footnote: All the cool guys pee sitting down am I right}} / {{title text: Dudes who don't pee sitting down either never clean around the toilet or don't appreciate somebody else NEAR enough.}}
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The Case of Atlantis {{title: The Case of Atlantis}} / [[Weedmaster P, dressed in a stained toga and laurel wreath, speaks while gesticulating wildly at Jeffrey Rowland, who clutches Johanna]] / Weedmaster P: GOOGLE FOUND ATLANTIS! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT LADY DOWN THE STREET THAT YELLS AT CARS WAS RIGHT / Jeffrey Rowland: Weedmaster P, Atlantis is just a thing ol' Dana Plato made up to get people to act right! / [[Weedmaster P gazes flatly at the reader]] / Weedmaster P: DID IT WORK? / [[Jeffrey Rowland looks perplexed and melancholy]] / Weedmaster P: OH SO IT'S LIKE THE LEGEND OF THE MIGHTY THOR THAT GOT STARTED 'CUS OF A GUY WITH A BAD LISP WHO WOULD ALWAYS DESCRIBE IN TWO WORDS HOW HE FELT THE DAY AFTER AN INTENSE WORKOUT / [[Jeffrey looks despairing and sad]] / [[Jeffrey covers his face in horror and recoils at the terrible pun]] / {{bottom-text: YOU CAN TELL GOOGLE IS JUST TRYING TO COVER SOMETHING UP BECAUSE THEY RESPONDED TO THIS THING IMMEDIATELY}} / {{alt-text:Yeah right Google next you're gonna tell me that car wasn't really floating. (the answer is 'Mighty Sore')}}
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F.B.H., Part One [[Jeffery with Joanna in Doctor Monkey's office]] / Jeffrey: Hey Doctor Monkey! The teevee made me remember to bring my cat to so... here's my cat, Joanna! / [[Dr Monkey glares]] / [[Dr Monkey performs some tests]] / [[Dr Monkey views the results]] / [[Dr Monkey writes on his desk]] / {{scrib scrib}} / [[Dr Monkey hands paper/prescription to Jeffery]] / [[Close up of Jeffery's nervous face]] / [[Close up of paper]] / {{Paper reads: From the desk of Doctor Monkey - Butt Hobbits}}
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F.B.H., Part Two {{Title: F.B.H., Part Two}} / [[Jeffrey carries Joanna back to the office]] / Jeffrey: Bad news, guys... Joanna's got Feline Butt Hobbits. / Weedmaster P: Oh God / Tallahassee Econolodge: What the crap is Feline Butt Hobbits? / Jeffrey: I'm not sure... It's just what Doctor Monkey wrote on a piece of paper. I guess I'm supposed to figure it out on Wikipedia or somethin'... / Weedmaster P: Oh Lord just wads of tiny hobbits wrigglin' in your butt opening / [[Jeffrey begins to pour a bottle of Maker's Mark into Joanna's mouth]] / Weedmaster P: Man why the hell do we even go to Doctor Monkey / Jeffrey: He's the only doctor that doesn't give us shit about not havin' insurance. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Why don't you have insurance? / Jeffrey: Pre-existin' condition. / Tallahassee Econolodge: Which is...? / Jeffrey: Definitely gonna die / {{below comic text: Murder of crows, gaggle of geese, flock of seagulls, band of horses, wad of hobbits}} / {{mouseover text: The heaviest Wad of Hobbits on record was almost 15 tonnes and contained around 479 live Hobbits.}}
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F.B.H., Part Three {{Title: F.B.H., Part Three}} / [[Jeffrey on the computer while Tallahassee Econolodge washes Joanna]] / Jeffrey: Dangit I been tryin' to figure out what Feline Butt Hobbits is for a whole day and I ain't found nothin'! / Tallahassee Econolodge: No you haven't! You sepent one minute on WebMD then you did an hour of research on supervolcanoes and spent the rest of the day trying to find the Nazca lines on Google Earth, manually. / Jeffrey: I know thery're somewhere in Africa. Or Asia... / [[Meanwhile at the office of Doctor Monkey]] / [[Doctor Monkey studies a book titled: Veterinary Medicine For Prosimians and Myspace Users]] / [[Doctor Monkey smokes his pipe, rubs his chin, and thinks about Jeffery and Joanna]] / [[Doctor Monkey walks to his banana phone to call Jeffery]] / [[Ensuing conversation is split panel showing Doctor Monkey and Jeffery]] / Doctor Monkey: Chip chirp chooo snk snk chee meep squee cheep cheep / Jeffrey: Hello? Yup! Oh... Oh dang. / Jeffrey: Guys that was Doctor Monkey. Turns out Joanna doesn't have a case of the Butt Hobbits... / [[Joanna stands as Jeffrey speaks from off panel]] / Jeffrey: The Butt Hobbits have a case of Joanna! / Butt Hobbits: !Cough! !Cough! / [[Later that night]] / [[Jeffrey lays in bed next to Joanna, tears visible as he does not look happy]] / Butt Hobbits: Auuugh Mother wake up Nooooo Oh god noo Oh mercy Gak no Frodo nooooo / {{below comic text: Are you kinda freaked out about the whole Lord of the Rings possibly having taken place on Joanna's butt}} / {{mouseover text: I finally came to the conclusion that the Nazca lines simply do not exit}}
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Legalize Pot and Tax the Crap Out of It Obama: I wish there was a way for the government to make a crapload of money real fast while also helping deal with our overcrowded prison crisis. / Jeffrey: Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it. / Weedmaster P: I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO GET WEED THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DEALING WITH DIRTY HIPPIES THAT LACE MY SHIT WITH HORSE THROW UP. / Jeffrey: Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it. / Tallahassee: I wish there was a cool anagram for my new science fiction character "Zapouch Genitalia: Old Fart Text Poet." / Jeffrey: "Legalize pot...and tax the crap out of...it."
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The Purpose of YHWH [[Jeffrey is in YHWH's house]] / Jeffrey: Lord YHWH, I have come from afar to ax you this question: I mean, everybody always be axin' why they here... I wanna know why YOU here? / [[YHWH blinks twice]] / [[Jeffrey waits for an answer]] / YHWH: Umm, hello?! Kanye West? / {{Footnote: And on the 23rd day God made Kanye West, called it good, and retired.}} / {{Title text: This one time NASA built the world's largest stage on the Moon and set up a complex array of magnifying mirrors so Kanye West could save time by performing for entire hemispheres at a time.}}
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Distant Hollerings [[Deathmole Jacques lies in a pressurized chamber]] / Jeffrey: Deathmole Jacques! / [[Jeffrey bangs on the chamber]] / <><> / Jeffrey: Deathmole Jacques what the hell you doin'? / [[Deathmole Jacques has opened the pressurized chamber and is sitting up]] / Deathmole Jacques: Oh hey Jeffrey I'm just listenin' to the new Dystynt Höllërin' album. You have to listen to it inside a pressurized chamber to keep your organs from liquefyin'. / Jeffrey: Dystynt Höllërin'? / [[Dystynt Höllërin' is shown, looking rather grumpy. The one in front has long black hair that covers his right eye, a long black chin beard that ends in three points, and a frown on his face as if he doesn't get to play with his Kid's Meal toy and it is a really cool one. The one on the viewer's right has long dirty blonde hair, a long dirty blond chin beard ending in a single point, a yellowish eyepatch, and an angry look like you just keep staring at his eye patch. He is also holding a pink guitar. The band member on the viewer's left has long wavy/curly brown/black hair, a long brown/black chin beard that ends in two points, and he appears to have some kind of large lip piercing. He is yelling at you for saying something about his mother. He is also leaning on a large marble block. On the right side of the frame is a diagram of the band's usual setup. In the lower left corner we see a tiny picture of the band playing in what appears to be a hidden room deep within the earth. Attached to this room is a very long pipe. In the top right-hand corner the pipe connects to the studio, with a mic set up at the end of the pipe. Deathmole Jacques does a voiceover]] / Deathmole Jacques: Yeah they're these dudes from Alahoma that record their songs in an underground pit through an 80-foot steel pipe. / They're all multiple UFO abductees. / All their songs are about the Civil War, I think. / [[Deathmole Jacques is now standing next to Jeffrey. The panel shows the from Jeffrey's shoulders/Deathmole Jacques's chest up to Deathmole Jacques's head.]] / Jeffrey: Can I listen? / Deathmole Jacques: Right on. / Hop in. / {{MOMENTS LATER}} / [[We see the face of Deathmole Jacques peering into the confines of the pressurized chamber, into which Jeffrey has been locked. Jeffrey's head is barely visible, and his hand reaches forth as though he is drowning in the Styx and wishes for Deathmole Jacques to pull him out.]] / Deathmole Jacques: What? I can't hear you, I'm deaf as fuck! / [[We see Jeffrey in what seem to be his last moments of life. He is sweating heavily and beating on the glass lid of the pressurized chamber, begging for death.]] / Jeffrey: MAKE IT STOP / MAKE LIFE STOP / [[Deathmole Jacques head takes up the bottom half of the panel, with his words taking up the top half. He is not concerned about the life of his friend.]] / Deathmole Jacques: No you're not even supposed to stop throwin' up until the fourth track. / {{title text: YOU MAY KNOW THIS BAND BY THEIR SONG WHERE THEY JUST SIT AND STARE ANGRILY AT THEIR INSTRUMENTS.}} / {{alt-text: It is complicated to listen to the songs Deathmole Jacques lives on.}}
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Dirty Butts Jeffrey: YHWH I got a bone to pick with you! / YHWH: Ugh. What is it this time, Jeffrey? / Jeffrey: The butt. / Jeffrey: A butt's already the dirtiest part of the human body on account of it sweatin' and rubbin' against itself in the darkness all day. Why'd you have to make it even dirtier by havin' it be where poop comes out of?! / YHWH: Jeffrey... / YHWH: I used to drink.
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Eye Patch [[Tallahassee is wearing an eyepatch and glaring at a computer screen. Weedmaster P, Baby, Jeffrey, and Grampa Blinky are watching her from behind a wall, and also guessing at why she has the eyepatch.]] / Weedmaster P: Maybe it's "Dress Like a Pirate Day" or something. / Baby: Maybe she axed too many questions. / Weedmaster P: To _Caleb_? / Baby: She coulda got hit in the eye with shrapnel... / Jeffrey: Contacts. / Jeffrey: Amplyobia? / Grampa Blinky: Maybe she's a frackin' _toaster_! / Tallahassee: I ripped a stupid contact and I'm down to my last *pair*, you jerks! / Grampa Blinky: I poisoned my whore of a wife and she came back as QUEEN of the frackin' TOASTERS for _this_? / Jeffrey: Them's the rules, Grampa Blinky. Twenty bucks.
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Return to Catbank {{Return to Catbank}} / {{Warning: This Comic Contains a Spoiler for Season 4 of "Gimme a Break"}} / {{Each day when the bell rings at Cat Wall Street they chase each other around for half an hour then stop in their tracks and lick their own little hands}} / {{The cat industrial average closed yesterday at five hundren kajillion quadrillion googol for the 1000000th straight day}} / {{Meanwhile, at Catbank}} / [[Grey Cat holds his belt with both hands and Mr. Snuggles-Worth holds his report, reading]] / Grey Cat: How are the Asian markets doing, Mr. Snuggles-Worth? / Mr. Snuggles-Worth: Jangly. Sunbeam shares are up a million points on news that the radio was left on. / [[Mr. Snuggles-Worth is still reading]] / Grey Cat: What about Europe? / Mr. Snuggles-Worth: Random bits of string futures are also up a million points on rumors that the Red Dot You Can't Catch is coming back tonight. / Grey Cat: I'm gonna catch it some day! / How we doin'? / [[Mr. Snuggles-Worth holds his report in both hands and smiles at the grey cat]] / Mr. Snuggles-Worth: The Ladybugs market fell earlier due to a mid-morning hairball but is now up a million points based on news that there is another ladybug on the bathroom windowsill. / [[Grey Cat fist-pumps and closes eyes... in joy]] / Grey Cat: Ladybugs!
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Change (In the Book of Face) [[Weedmaster P and Baby lie on the ground with sores all over their bodies. Tallahassee has the same sores and is cowering. Jeffrey appears normal]] / Jeffrey: Whoa, what the heck is goin' on around here / Tallahassee: It's... it's Facebook, Jeffrey... they... they... they redesigned their site... / [[Jeffrey has a look of terror on his face.]] / [[Jeffrey is running down a hallway.]] / [[There is a pane of glass with writing on it.]] / Writing on Glass: IN CASE OF FACEBOOK REDESIGN BREAK GLASS / [[Two packets labeled "LSD", a gun, a pill, a razor blade, a bullet, a hair pin, a piece of paper with the words "Virb passw-" visible, and a pill bottle labeled "Cyanide Pills" all lie on the ground.]] / [[Jeffrey is sitting against the wall with a football helmet on. His clothes are torn and he is covered in the same sores as everybody else. He has the gun in is hand and the pill bottle sits next to him.]] / <> / {{Text at bottom of page: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a prescription for Cyanide?}}
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Spring Break 2009 [[Jeffrey comes in pulling his shirt up.]] / Jeffrey: WOOO! Spring Break twenty aught nine! / Tallahassee: Jeffrey, we can't do Spring Break this year! We gotta be sober to plan out Webcomics Weekend! / Meredith: What is wrong with you... / Jeffrey: Why'd y'all put Webcomic Weekend at Spring Break? You know how big a deal Spring Break is! / Tallahassee: Jeffrey nobody ever knows when Spring Break is! It's always just when you remember to run around yelling "Spring Break." / Jeffrey: Maybe we can mix Spring Break and Webcomic Weekend together. / Tallahassee: These are webcomic people. They burst into flame if they see a picture of the sun. / {{Footnote: Get it because people that read webcomics never go outside.}} / {{Title text: Webcomics Spring Break occurs in an abandoned prison, where partygoers are given an iPhone and a pillow, locked in one-to-a-cell, and a Jello shot drops from the ceiling once per minute.}}
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Planning the NEWW Meredith: Jeffrey can you think of any fun activities for Webcomic Weekend? / Jeffrey: Fun like Spring-Break-style activities! / Meredith: Like what? / Jeffrey: Drinkin' tequila while gettin' shocked... Drinkin' tequila outta other people's mouths. Peein' on stuff you ain't supposed to... Cry-fightin'... Sleepin' through the night without pukin'... Wake up in the middle of the night and try to figure out where you're at... Rockin' back and forth nervously... Loudest hollerin' contest... / Meredith: The activities need to have something to do with webcomics. / Jeffrey: Listen lady, you do webcomics your way and I'll do 'em my way. / {{Footnote: Run off with swarthy locals, convince police you don't own any dogs, "garbage man hunting"}} / {{Title text: Cry-fightin' is exactly what it sounds like, crying and fighting at the same time, not to be confused with vomit-fightin'}}
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Everybody Be Cool [[Meredith, Tallahassee, and Jeffrey look at a NEWW pub crawl map.]] / Meredith: ... and this is my plan for Webcomics Weekend. As long as everything goes right, everything will run perfectly and smooth! / Tallahassee: PFFT like something's gonna go wrong. / Jeffrey: Name the last time something went wrong with something. / Narrator: Elsewhere... / [[A shadowy person stands in a room.]] / [[The shadowy person loads a handgun.]] / [[The shadowy person looks at a photo of Jeffrey.]] / <> / [[The shadowy person crumples the photo.]] / [[Back in the first room...]] / Jeffrey: I mean seriously. Is it even possible for something to go wrong? That's just crazy talk. / {{Footnote: As long as everything goes right, and there are no accidents, and everyone cooperates and gets along, everything will be fine.}} / {{Title text: I'm jinxing this on purpose so that if something goes wrong they can blame it on me instead of the real reason.}}
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Guest Comic by Kate Beaton 20090320 {{Guest comic by Kate Beaton}} / Topato: Jeffrey you got a minute? / Jeffrey: No I don't Topato, I gots business to do! / Weedmaster P: Man who you talkin' to / Jeffrey: Oh, Topato. He appears to me for real / Weedmaster P: That's a load of cock / Jeffrey: It's true! / Jeffrey: Ask Tallahassee / Tallahassee: He sees things because the Internet destroyed his brain / Jeffrey: That's not true! / Weedmaster P: Shit, the Internet? That's weak / Weedmaster P: I got my brain destroyed the old fashioned way / Jeffrey: Yeah we know, smokin' pot / Weedmaster P: Naw man, in the WOMB / Jeffrey: I'm sorry I called your mom a prostitute - and was right
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Attack From the North [[Saturday: 2:28AM]] / Jeff: Joey? / Jeff: Why you lookin' at me like that, Joey Softerworld? / [[Joey, wearing a sweatshirt with a Canadian flag on it, flies at Jeff]] / Joey: RAAAAARRGH / Jeff: OK LORD / [[Joey has Jeff pinned against the wall, holding on to his junk with both hands]] / Jeff: Let go of my junk, Joey! This is probably a violation of the Geneva Convention! / Joey: Geneva Convention Shmemeva Shmonvention!
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So Say We All (A Kinda Spoiler-Free Tribute to BSG) Jeffrey (as Admiral Adama): I ain't fit to command this ship, I'm just a mean old grumblin' drunk! / Weedmaster P (as Tigh): YOU SHUT YOUR GODS-DAMN FRAKKIN' AMBROSIA HOLE YOU OLD BASTARD, THE OLD GIRL NEEDS YOU / Tallahassee (as Boomer): Wow. for a robot it is amazing just how insane I am... / Paperklip (as Roslyn): If only this ever-changing prophecy would fulfill itself before I die... of the cancers. / Angelman? (as Galen): We... We got problems. / Tallahassee: Wow. / Baby (as Number 6): We're angels! We're magical space angels from heaven! / Jon Rosenberg (as Baltar): Or perhaps the Cylons are the angels and we are but mere mortals! Science fictions can be crazy complicated. / {{tagline: Also there were robots with machine guns and like 100 kick ass space battles}} / {{rollover text: The Cylons had a plan until like halfway through season three then they lost it (in space) - OR - That is Baltar's real accent finally coming out.}}
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So Say We All (A Kinda Spoiler-Free Tribute to BSG) Jeffrey (as Admiral Adama): I ain't fit to command this ship, I'm just a mean old grumblin' drunk! / Weedmaster P (as Tigh): YOU SHUT YOUR GODS-DAMN FRAKKIN' AMBROSIA HOLE YOU OLD BASTARD, THE OLD GIRL NEEDS YOU / Tallahassee (as Boomer): Wow. for a robot it is amazing just how insane I am... / Paperklip (as Roslyn): If only this ever-changing prophecy would fulfill itself before I die... of the cancers. / Angelman? (as Galen): We... We got problems. / Tallahassee: Wow. / Baby (as Number 6): We're angels! We're magical space angels from heaven! / Jon Rosenberg (as Baltar): Or perhaps the Cylons are the angels and we are but mere mortals! Science fictions can be crazy complicated. / {{tagline: Also there were robots with machine guns and like 100 kick ass space battles}} / {{rollover text: The Cylons had a plan until like halfway through season three then they lost it (in space) - OR - That is Baltar's real accent finally coming out.}}
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OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey are sitting on the couch]] / Tallahassee: Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you've got a Cootie Shot! / Jeffrey: Ow! / [[one week later -- at Doctor Monkey's office]] / [[Doctor Monkey examines Jeffrey, ponders the results and scribbles a devastating diagnosis]] / [[Diagnosis: FROM THE DESK OF DOCTOR MONKEY -- You have Cootie Autism]] / {{tagline: Fortunately Cootie Autism can be cured with natural Cootie remedies that remove Cootie toxins that come from... uhh... Thetans}} / {{rollover text: Doctor Monkey is on the take and stands to own a yacht made out of bananas as a result of my adult-onset Cootie Autism - or - OH GOD WHAT IF TEEVEE CAUSES AUTISM}}
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OVERCOMPENSATING: Weedmaster P's New Game [[Weedmaster P is holding a box marked "Trivial Pursuit: Purple Haze Stoned People Edition"]] / Weedmaster P: WAKE UP BITCHES I BOUGHT A NEW GAME / [[SOON: Jeffrey, Weedmaster P, and Joanna are at a table playing the game, which has a board with a huge marijuana leaf in the center]] / Jeffrey: You landed on green / Weedmaster P: HISTORY / Jeffrey: "What were you thinking about right before I started talking just now." / Weedmaster P: AWW...CRAP...UH...I HAVE NO IDEA / Jeffrey: "Bee dogs." My roll. / Weedmaster P: PINK / Weedmaster P: METAPHYSICS / [[Weedmaster P is asking Jeffrey a question from a card]] / Weedmaster P: WHAT IS CONCIOUSNESS / Jeffrey: Oh man it's just like as humans we're like little radio receivers you know, and we can pick up just a little bit of what's going on in the universe but you can't know everything unless you're not alive, you know? / Weedmaster P: GODS DAMN YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS / {{Caption: BROWN IS PEOPLE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH AND BLUE IS ZERO-POINT ENERGY IDEAS}} / {{Title text: Yellow is "Inevitably Regrettable Confessions"}}
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