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| The Collector | Tallahassee: What's that noise, Jeffrey? Is that laughin' or cryin'?
/ Jeffrey: Both! I'm addin' five new artists to the TopatoCo Team. Heh heh bloo / Tallahassee: Do you really think that's a good idea? I mean, you haven't been to bed since December ...
/ Jeffrey: Tallahassee, some people collect cats. Some collect Pokemons, and hospital ID cards, little ceramic Hitlers, and crap shaped like Jesus. Not me. I collect human bein's.
/ Tallahasee: ... 2007 / Tallahassee: I thought you collected irrational phobias and all those half-empty beer cans you keep in the fireplace and gross shit that falls off of you.
/ Jeffrey: So I got me some interests. / {{title text: Kinda like what Jeffrey Dahmer did but with a different angle.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090330.html |
| Wolfman Green | Jeffrey: Hey KC Green! You live in Oklahoma... and I used to live in Oklahoma, too. But I moved away because it made me feel terrible all the time. How is Oklahoma now? / KC Green: Oklahoma's all right now that they got rid of all the werewolves. / KC Green: But I never registered as a werewolf. / Sound FX: Poik / Jeffrey: Hey do you wanna sell some t-shirts that "Dick Butt" thing on them?
/ KC Green: Okay. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090331.html |
| Sold! | Jeffrey: I've got amazing news, everyone! I've just sold Topatoco to Snorg Tees, the internet's biggest t-shirt company! / Jeffrey: Imagine! Your favorite internet comic superstars... / Jeffrey: And I won't have to make comics ever again! So long, suckers! / {{tagline: See ya wouldn't wanna be ya}} / {{rollover text: I have to be honest, it is just gonna be all our current designs with the phrase I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE printed on it.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090401.html |
| I Want To Play Too | Weedmaster P: I wish there was a way I could synergistically monetize being a smug, misogynist douchebag
/ Jeffrey: Maybe you should try making a professional webcomic! / Weedmaster P: P.. Pro... Professional web-comic? / [[COMING SOON! GLORIFIED APATHY]]
/ [[with Stylized Weedmaster P, Baby L (quite the rack!), and Tallahassee]]
/ Weedmaster P: How come you bitches aren't having sexual intercourse with me right now?
/ Baby L: 'cause we're stupid. / {{tagline: Glorified Apathy will be a professional webcomic by awkwardly distancing itself from the webcomic community}}
/ {{rollover text: Tomorrow: Weedmaster P's parents let him put STICKERS on the VAN!}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090402.html |
| Sittin' One Out | Tallahassee: Jeffrey are you sure you don't want to go to Emerald City Comic Con with us?
/ Jeffrey: No thanks. I gotta get a bunch of crap done around here. / [[Three hours later]]
/ Jeffrey (thought bubble): God I am so glad I'm not crammed in a flyin' tube that's 20% full of hollerin' babies right now. / [[Ten hours later]]
/ Jeffrey (thought bubble):
/ God I sure am glad I'm not hangin' out with a bunch of awesome creative people gettin' totally smashed right now. / [[Forty hours later]]
/ Jeffrey (thought bubble):God I am so glad my lifeless body isn't being buried in the woods by a group of local teens after a "game" we were playing went "too far" right now. / {{tagline: Five hundred hours later: God I wish you people would stop saying "Jeffrey you totally should have gone, oh man"}}
/ {{rollover text: One thousand, seven hundred and fifty eight hours later: "GET THEM OUT OF ME! GET THEM OUT OF ME!"}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090403.html |
| Q3 Memes | Jeffrey: Hey MC Frontalot and Vermont Pete, are you guys ready to roll out some new dumbass internet memes for Q3 of FY '09?
/ MC Frontalot: Is... is _this_ how it works?
/ Jeffrey: How did you _think_ it worked? A random, anonymous hivemind? / [[Slash/Slash: slashfic involving usually-teenage, parallel-universe instances of Slash.]] / [[Kirk Gazing: Trick your friends into watching this 8 1/2 second video of Kirk Cameron that impants a permanent memory of being posessed by HELL-DEMONS]]
/ {{animated GIF -- DON'T WATCH!!!}} / MC Frontalot: I invented a helmet that converts other people's Twitter updates to speech; the voice type is determined by their icon. The nearer the user is to you, the louder the voice... I call it TWEEKR... I... I should not have done this. / {{tagline: There was one about Lorenzo Lamas but we got ick of it before we even thought of it}}
/ {{rollover text: If only Bowe rhymed with Yaoi.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090407.html |
| Race for the Cure | Jeffrey: God dangit Weedmaster P, why ain't you shippin' out tee-shirts like I axed you to?
/ Weedmaster P: Man I got better stuff to do like solving diseases for the betterment of lady people. / Jeffrey: But you don't even _care_ about lady people!
/ Weedmaster P: Dickass, do you kow how many BLOWJOBS I would get if I cured breast cancer? / [[Soon (Jeffrey joins Weedmaster P on his quest, tongues sticking out in concentration.) ]] / [[ (Everyone joins in. Tongues everywhere.) ]] / {{tagline: There will be blowjob limit signs limiting the number of blowjobs you can get per hour}}
/ {{rollover text: "I volunteer three blowjobs to whoever solves breast cancer - OR - all the best science is done with your tongue stick out.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090408.html |
| To Catch a Dream | Panel 1: Overhead view of Jeffrey's black car.
/ Panel 2: Jeffrey, while driving, looks to his right.
/ Panel 3: An attractive woman is driving a green car.
/ Panel 4: The woman turns to look at Jeffrey.
/ Panel 5: Jeffrey adopts a sexy face and "cool" posture while looking at the woman.
/ Panel 6: Jeffrey notices a dreamcatcher hanging from the woman's rear-view mirror.
/ Panel 7: Jeffrey's expression turns to one of horror.
/ Panel 8: Jeffrey slams on the car's brake ("MASH") and breaks his ankle ("CRAK").
/ Panel 9: Jeffrey's car flips high into the air.
/ Panel 10: Jeffrey, now naked and in the sky, stands before the giant, disapproving head of YHWH.
/ Panel 11: Jeffrey shrugs apologetically.
/ Panel 12: YHWH presses a red button labeled "REDO". / Text: "The moral of the comic is cut it out with those goddamn dreamcatchers"
/ Alt text: "Don't you hate it when you see something that pisses you off so much that you mash the gas pedal so hard you break your ankle and crash and die" http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090409.html |
| Eostre Pageant 2009 | Jeffrey (all garbed up with a purple skullcap and almost-life-sized crucifix): Welcome back to Extreme Holiday Re-enactments: Easter Edition! / Jeffrey: Three days ago, following the script to "Passion of the Christ" in painstaking detail, we beat "Jesus" (played by Weedmaster P) to within an inch of his life! Then we threw him in this cave, all alone in the dark and covered it up with a boulder. Let's open it up! / [[Weedmaster P is lying on the ground, in his no-longer tidy whities, covered with blood spatters, not looking too good]]
/ Jeffrey (off screen): Oh! He's still here! Well, this isn't how it was in the script, but...
/ Unknown: Jeffrey
/ Jeffrey: Huh?
/ Unknown: Get the adrenaline shot
/ Jeffrey: The what?
/ Unknown: He's going to die
/ Unknown: Here.
/ Jeffrey: But I don't know--
/ Unknown: Stab him in the heart
/ Jeffrey: But--
/ Unknown: He's _your_ friend / Weedmaster P (with the syringe sticking out of the middle of his chest): :GASP: :GASP: :COUGH: AUUGH :GASP:
/ Jeffrey: EX-TREME!! / [[Weedmaster P is now strapped to a medieval-looking device]]
/ Jeffrey: We don't have omnipotence or an effects budget, but we _do_ have a caapult! Cue the Ascension! / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090413.html |
| Tweetering on the Brink | Baby: Jeffrey you got to get a leash for that cat!
/ Jeffrey (determined): PFFT... Leashes are for sex parties and children with ADHD. This is the 90's, Baby. Joanna's gettin' a smart phone with Twitter and Gogle Latitude! / Baby: Twi...ter?
/ Jeffrey (triumphant): In a few weeks she'll be twitterin' every stupid, pointless thing she does. I'll know if she's up to somethin' sketchy if she doesn't update for a few hours or turns off the Google Latitude. / [[be careful what you wish for... Joanna bombards Jeffrey with a non-stop barrage of demands, religious paranoid ranting and bafflegab]]
/ Jeffrey (sad): If I block her, she'll _know._ / {{tagline: Internet brought the world closer together but Twitter made it claustrophobic}}
/ {{rollover text: They should just call Google Latitude "Google Evidence."}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090414.html |
| April 15 | [[The Prez and Jeffrey are talking on the phone]] / Obama: It's April 15th, Jeffrey. Time to hook us up with some of {that?} fat, small business money so we can keep America hopin' / Jeffrey: What? Are y'all still doin' that income tax crap? I already told you guys if you wanna make some quick money, you gotta legalize pot and tax the crap out of it. / Obama: And I already gave you a good reason why we're not gonna do that.
/ Jeffrey: Which was?
/ Obama: "LOL, stoners." / Jeffrey: What about my other idea? Did y'all try that?
/ Obama: We're trying, Jeffrey. / [[Jeffrey's idea -- a Web page with PayPal button: "HOOK US UP WITH SOME HOPE BUX, BITCHES"]]
/ Obama: It's not as effective as you promised. / {{tagline: It worked for that stupid "Save Karen" woman}}
/ {{roll-over text: I guess they did get some Navy SEALS to shoot pirates on the ocean with sniper rifles so I guess that's worth a couple of bucks.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090415.html |
| Profilin' | Weedmaster P: Damn. That dude just cold called you a racist right there on your e-mail.
/ Jeffrey: It's not racism... / Jeffrey (holding game box): It's Racial Profiling! (TM) / Jeffrey: Do y'all remember that game "Guess Who"?
/ Tallahassee & Paperklip: YES! Aw yeah! / Jeffrey (reading from card): Is your character more statistically likely to invade my home?
/ Weedmaster P (looking at his card): No...
/ Jeffrey: ...be a serial killer?
/ Weedmaster P: Yes
/ Jeffrey: ...sell me a stolen gun?
/ Weedmaster P: Y-No
/ Jeffrey: ...fire me having never spoken to me?
/ Weedmaster P: Yes
/ Jeffrey: ...Is your character Whitey von Whitingham?
/ Weedmaster P: Dang / {tagline: "Racial Profiling" is to "Guess Who" what "Consequences of 11th Dimensonal Metaphysics" is to "Hungry Hungry Hippos"}}
/ {{rollover text: You didn't really want to see the card for Jose Von Mexicano or Italy Mike}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090416.html |
| Weedmaster P's Job Interview | [[CIA Headquarters]]
/ [[Location: Unknown (2430 E St. N.W.)]] / [[Someone is wearing a SUIT, and must have used Visine(TM). And is that an _ear_ on the table?!?]]
/ Weedmaster P: ...and I like to stick dudes in boxes and throw bugs in there just to freak the shit out of them. / Badass CIA Agent 1 (aka Tallahassee): Hire heem.
/ Badass CIA Agent 2 (aka Jeffrey): You're _so_ hired.
/ Weedmaster P: What? I thought I was in court / {{Weedmaster P is technically in court but that's just how the CIA recruits now}}
/ {{rollover text: Highlights and Qualifications: Can hold a guy underwater for 10 minutes. Can put dudes in boxes. Can hook up electrodes to genitals.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090417.html |
| Supplements | [[Jeffrey is in a smoking jacket sitting next to a bottle of fish oil capsules]]
/ Jeffrey: I take fish oil capsules to help me remember. / [[A man is standing in shallow waters]] / [[The man reaches down and grabs a fish]] / [[The man wrings out the fish]] / [[The fish drips yellow liquid into a bucket labeled "fish oil"]] / [[Jeffrey is now sitting next to a bottle of Tanqueray]]
/ Jeffrey: I drink Tanqueray to help me forget. / {{tagline: If it wasn't for fish oil I might not ever be able to remember to drink Tanqueray}}
/ {{rollover text: What, do you think they just ASK the fish for their oils?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090420.html |
| Supplements | [[Jeffrey is in a smoking jacket sitting next to a bottle of fish oil capsules]]
/ Jeffrey: I take fish oil capsules to help me remember. / [[A man is standing in shallow waters]] / [[The man reaches down and grabs a fish]] / [[The man wrings out the fish]] / [[The fish drips yellow liquid into a bucket labeled "fish oil"]] / [[Jeffrey is now sitting next to a bottle of Tanqueray]]
/ Jeffrey: I drink Tanqueray to help me forget. / {{tagline: If it wasn't for fish oil I might not ever be able to remember to drink Tanqueray}}
/ {{rollover text: What, do you think they just ASK the fish for their oils?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090420.html |
| Four Twenty One | Weedmaster P: What day is it dickass
/ Jeffrey: Septem... April 21
/ Weedmaster P: Aw SHITBALLS I totally spaced on 4/20 day / [[One hour later...]]
/ [[Weedmaster P is smoking a joint reminiscent of the Hindenburg. It is quite large.]]
/ What's with all the smoke, Weedmaster P? Al Gore just called. He was crying.
/ Weedmaster P: I got a theory that if I smoke enough weed I'll go back in time. / [[Wow are Weedmaster P's eyes even redder than normal]] / [[TV shows muppets in Revolutionary War costume]]
/ TV: ...the Tea Party protests continue as the "teabaggers" dump tea into the river in a poorly thought-out demonstration against taxes.
/ Weedmaster P: Oh SHIT I went too far / {{tagline: Come on think about it. Even consensual teabagging isn't necessarily ethical}}
/ {{rollover text: Guys, everyone's making fun of you because you DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090421.html |
| Clear and Present Bananas | Baby: The shit is bananas!
/ Jeffrey: Yes, Baby, we know the song "Hollaback Girl" and treasure it as if it were our very own children. / Baby: No, Jeffrey! The shit is _bananas._
/ Jeffrey: Yes, O know, Baby. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
/ Baby: No! Come look. / Jeffrey: My _God..._ / [The shit is, in fact, bananas. Overflowing the toilet. Weedmaster P sits stunned. Tallahassee can't look.]
/ Jeffrey: You're right... / {{tagline: The shit had gotten so bananas that it manifested itself into a very inconvenient reality}}
/ {{rollover text: So bananas has shit gotten that it is hard to spell it correctly anymore.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090423.html |
| Surprise! | Tallahassee: Jeffrey what the heck is that?
/ Jeffrey: Surprise! It's Mayonnaise! / Jeffrey: From the makers of "Surprise! It's Not Mayonnaise!," "Surprise! It's Mayonnaise!" helps take the guesswork out of figuring out if something is mayonnaise or not.
/ Jeffrey: Plus, every jug comes with these handy labels to help organize your life better. / Weedmaster P (holding Joanna): What about this Jeffrey is this mayonnaise?
/ Jeffrey (placing a "Not Mayo" label): Heh, heh. It's sure not. / [[Close-up of jug label: Surprise! It's Mayonnaise! Dr. Bronner's Tactical Mayonnaise]] / {{tagline: There are two types of things: Mayonnaise. Things that are not mayonnaise}}
/ {{roll-over text: And now I'll never misspell 'mayonnaise' again. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090427.html |
| Skeptics Pub Night | [[Tequila Factor Two]]
/ [[Boston Skeptics in the Pub]]
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, no, I really don't know anything about comics. I really don't know how to run a business either... Ask Jon. / [[Tequila Factor Orange]]
/ Jeffrey: Do you ever get scared, 'cause, like, what if there really _is_ an afterlife?
/ Rebecca W: There isn't.
/ Jeffrey: But what if there _is?_
/ Rebecca W: There's not. / [[Tequila Factor Oh God]]
/ Jeffrey: Whah dudn't make sensh Randall Do shumfin' to make it make shense
/ Randall XKCD: *Hic* / {{tagline: There would be more people at the Skeptics Pub but nobody is entirely certain if it's real or not}}
/ {{roll-over text: Sorry about yelling at you.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090429.html |
| This Economy | Tallahassee (spattered with blood): In this economy, I can't afford giant vats of piranhas to dispose of the remains of otherwise virile drifters. / Weedmaster P (holding a large knife): In this economy you have to make sacrifices. That's why I switched to Neo-Westboro Ba'alism
/ Baby (strapped to a sacrificial altar): Augh! / Jeffrey: In this economy, I can't afford to not preface statements with the phrase "in this economy." That's why I begin every sentence with the phrase "in this economy." / {{tagline: In this economy I can't afford to not bring up the economy at least once in every conversation}}
/ {{roll-over text: In This Economy you actually have to acknowledge the radical concept of tangible wealth.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090430.html |
| Handshakes | [[Paperklip is sitting at a computer reading, as Jeffrey and Weedmaster P look on]]
/ Paperklip: It says here with all the damn animal flu, westerners might have to stop doing handshakes!
/ Jeffrey: Good riddance! I'm sick of society makin' me grab somebody's hand when I ain't got no idea what they been up to.
/ [[Weedmaster P imagines a storefront. A green marquee advertises "Weedmaster P's Elbows Deep", and a sign in the front promises "Mother's Day Specials." Weedmaster P's guarantee? "I'll put my whole arm inside of anything for $100."]]
/ Weedmaster P: Jeffrey, will you drive me to the bank?
/ {{subtitle: "Later, at the bank, Weedmaster P would be laughed at by everyone except the shadowy man who would steal his idea."}}
/ {{Alt text: "Really though, whose idea was handshakes? That's just one step away from genitals-wagging."}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090501.html |
| The Seven Stages of Absinthe | [[The Seven Stages of... ABSINTHE]]
/ [[1]]
/ Jeffrey: Hey! I'm gonna drink all this ABSINTHE. / [[2]]
/ [[Everyone around Jeffrey seems to be talking in incomprehensible gibberish symbols]]
/ Jeffrey: What / [[3]]
/ [[A self-poke in the eye is not making things better.]]
/ Jeffrey: Aaaauuuugh / [[4]]
/ Jeffrey: Tell me about your _butt._
/ Tallahassee: ... / [[5]]
/ Jeffrey: How do you feel about the future? / [[6]]
/ Tallahassee: Generally optimistic.
/ Jeffrey: SERIOUSLY!? / [[7]]
/ Jeffrey: Guh guh guh guh / {{tagline: The moral of this story is don't do this}}
/ {{roll-over text: In between panels one and two your friends just totally let you drink a crapload of absinthe}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090504.html |
| Derogatory Etymology Theatre | [[Derogatory Etymology Theatre Presents: "COMICS"]]
/ [[Jeffrey is wearing a monocle and smoking jacket. Very "Masterpiece Theatre"]]
/ Jeffrey: Back in Olde Tyme England, between "Braveheart" and "World War I," everyone was constantly freakin' out. All the time.
/ They had to calm down. / Jeffrey (narrating off-screen): A British scientist invented a way to "calm" people down using a method of showing people funny little drawings. One day there was an Irish uprising, and the scientist tested his method. It worked. They calmed right down. / [[Before...]]
/ [[An agitated, uprisen, stereotypical Irishman.]] / [[After]]
/ [[Being shown the "comic" has induced a state of calm in the Irishman.]] / [[P.O.V. pullback shows Jeffrey is also wearing pink fuzzy slippers]]
/ Jeffrey: "Comics." / {{tagline: In this comic Irish people are offensively referred to as "Micks"}}
/ {{roll-over text: Comics!}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090506.html |
| Time To Pretend | Weedmaster P: Hey cocksack what are you doing
/ Jeffrey: I'm pretendin' to be other people on the Internet! It's the coolest! / Weedmaster P: Hey I do that also I been pretendin to be this jagoff webcomic douche called "Jeffrey Rowland" for a number of years. / Jeffrey: That's _crazy!_ I'VE been pretendin' to be a sidekick-type character in a webcomic for a few years! His name is "Weedmaster P." / Tallahassee: I'm confused. Do I _exist?_
/ Jeffrey: It depends on who is pretendin' to be you on the Internet! / {{tagline: Do you follow Shaq on Twitter? Yeah, that's Tina Fey}}
/ {{roll-over text: Your entire life has been the super-advanced Twitter alter of Keanu Reeves. It makes sense now, doesn't it?}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090507.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Jeffrey: Paperklip, you're in charge of TopatoCo while Tallahassee and me are up in Canada gettin' all rowdy. / [[Paperklip begins to imagine herself running TopatoCo]] / [Topatco offices have been transformed into the Thunderdome, and Paperklip is Aunty Entity]
/ Paperklip: I don't need another hero! I just need you to shut up and fold t-shirts!! / {{tagline: It actually took Paperklip more time to make her hair like that than it did to build the Thunderdome}}
/ {{roll-over text: While I question the ostentatious brutality of Paperkli's management style, one cannot argue with results - OR - Velawesomeraptor, that's you in the helmet.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090508.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Jeffrey: Paperklip, you're in charge of TopatoCo while Tallahassee and me are up in Canada gettin' all rowdy. / [[Paperklip begins to imagine herself running TopatoCo]] / [Topatco offices have been transformed into the Thunderdome, and Paperklip is Aunty Entity]
/ Paperklip: I don't need another hero! I just need you to shut up and fold t-shirts!! / {{tagline: It actually took Paperklip more time to make her hair like that than it did to build the Thunderdome}}
/ {{roll-over text: While I question the ostentatious brutality of Paperkli's management style, one cannot argue with results - OR - Velawesomeraptor, that's you in the helmet.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090508.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Jeffrey: Paperklip, you're in charge of TopatoCo while Tallahassee and me are up in Canada gettin' all rowdy. / [[Paperklip begins to imagine herself running TopatoCo]] / [Topatco offices have been transformed into the Thunderdome, and Paperklip is Aunty Entity]
/ Paperklip: I don't need another hero! I just need you to shut up and fold t-shirts!! / {{tagline: It actually took Paperklip more time to make her hair like that than it did to build the Thunderdome}}
/ {{roll-over text: While I question the ostentatious brutality of Paperkli's management style, one cannot argue with results - OR - Velawesomeraptor, that's you in the helmet.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090508.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: The Journal Comic With a Seething Disdain for Reality. | Jeffrey: Paperklip, you're in charge of TopatoCo while Tallahassee and me are up in Canada gettin' all rowdy. / [[Paperklip begins to imagine herself running TopatoCo]] / [Topatco offices have been transformed into the Thunderdome, and Paperklip is Aunty Entity]
/ Paperklip: I don't need another hero! I just need you to shut up and fold t-shirts!! / {{tagline: It actually took Paperklip more time to make her hair like that than it did to build the Thunderdome}}
/ {{roll-over text: While I question the ostentatious brutality of Paperkli's management style, one cannot argue with results - OR - Velawesomeraptor, that's you in the helmet.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090508.html |
| TCAF 2009 PART I | [[a man is sitting confused in a storage room looking at a list]] / List: Pre-Flight Checklist. Camera (leave in car), toothbrush, vitamins (leave in car), 1 underpant (dirty), Empty bottle of Xanax, expensive lighter and knife (DO NOT CHECK), Boring stupid book, sock / [[the man stops to thing and adds something else]] / List: make frequent references to plane crashes so if plane crashes, friends will posthumously wonder if I had prophet abilities. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090511.html |
| TCAF 2009 Part II | [[Toronto Pearson Airport 100 miles from Toronto]]
/ Jeffrey: Take us to Ryan North's House.
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey!
/ Jeffrey: Oh, right. He speaks Canadian. / [[Jeffrey shows cab driver a Dinosaur Comic dinosaur]] / Jeffrey: Oh, man now we gotta meet a bunch of new internet cartoon people and we're sober as cavemen.
/ Tallahassee: Try to fake like you're not awkward. / Jeffrey (thoughts): Oh dang gotta not say super awkward things...
/ Jeffrey: Uh hey Cape Breton and Jhnny Sadpictures... do you guys ever get a itch like inside of your urethra?
/ Cape Breton: Noon wontunna I spoole a maarm'wirm inna farthperm winna bith'ra thoo* / Johnny: i / Johnny: / Johnny: hate / Johnny: / Johnny: getting boners / {{tagline: The reason people drink is to instantly give themselves five years of history}}
/ {{roll-over text: Ask me later about the Differently-Abled Rangers}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090512.html |
| TCAF 2009 Part III | [[The Toronto Comic Arts Festival -- Saturday]]
/ Jeffrey: Everything is amazing! / [[Eight hours later]]
/ Jeffrey: Concierge, we have to get drunk, right _now._
/ Concierge: The nearest liquor store is three blocks away -- and it closes in ten minutes! / Jeffrey: Why is it so hard to run in Canada, Wondermalki?
/ Wondermalki: Because we all just ate five pounds of noodles, my good chum! / Jeffrey: The door's closing!
/ Jenn: DIVE! / Gentle Shopkeep: You gus are a little late, eh?
/ Ryan: Pardon our tardiness, gentle shopkeep. We are but several thirsty, travelin' cartoonists! / Gentle Shopkeep: Cartoonists, you say? What an honour! Take all the time you want! / Jeffrey: That's wierd.
/ Ryan: What?
/ Jeffrey: In America when we fall down in stores we pretend to be injured so we don't have to go to work and sue the store owners until they die. / {{tagline: Then we get a book deal about it and go on talk shows and refuse to claim responsibility for our children}}
/ {{Then Jenn was like HOW DO YOU MAKE A MINT JULEP and the guy showed her how.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090514.html |
| TCAF 2009 PART IV | [[Toronto Comic Arts Festival]]
/ [[Sunday]]
/ [[Wakin' up in the shower]] / [[Several hundred dollars of uneaten room service]]
/ Jeffrey: Still got all my kidneys, aw yeah. / [[Worst interview E V E R.]]
/ Interviewer: So, Carl Roley... people read your comics because of the t-shirts?
/ Jeffrey: Fuck yeah man fuckin' I also put all the t-shirts in my ass sexually / [[Extremely tense foosball action with Derek Kirk Kim and friends.]]
/ Jeffrey: What the FUCK man?! Shamefir to famiry!!
/ Derek: I hate you so much Jeffrey Rowland / [[Drunken revelations]]
/ Jeffrey: This one time we stole some monkeys
/ Katie Breton: Oona gamir ah fa'ar'thrin tan seeble chin chin ward-caws. / [[Horrified silence]] / {{tagline: I think she said she chopped up some foreigners with a chainsaw}}
/ {{roll-over text: It is hard to draw how handsome Derek Kirk Kim is. Also I am sorry for still being kind of angry drunk, interview guys. Also FYI, I'm not making fun of the way Katie talks. I'm PROTECTING YOU from what SHE SAID.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090515.html |
| What's Goin' On Down South | [One night in Canada...]]
/ Wondermalki: A substantial amount of storm lighten-ing emanates from points south, my good chap.
/ Jeffrey: Yeah. / [[companionable silence and contemplation]] / Jeffrey: Either that or the shit's finally goin' down.
/ Wondermalki: BATTLE STATIONS!! / {{It's like the end of Planet of the Apes meets the end of Fight Club}}
/ {{Wondermalki ! Is always prepared for the part of the fight where you yell BATTLE STATIONS but past that is pretty much useless.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090518.html |
| The Fanciest Dijon Arugula | [[Jeff sits at a table, staring forlornly at some ketchup and dijon mustard. Miami Rick lurks in the background. He holds what appears to be a penis, with a american flag eagle sticker on it.]]
/ Jeff: Man, I really wanna eat some of these condiments, but I dont want everyone to think I'm a fag...
/ Miami Rick: Sounds like you need some Miami Rick's Workin' Man Blue Collar Patriot Sauce! / [[Jeff stares at the penis shaped bottle held right close to his face by Miami Rick]]
/ Miami Rick: It goes on just about everything!... Freedom Chips Freedom Dogs Freedom Steak...
/ Jeff: What about arugula? / [[Jeff looks frightened. Miami Rick has his arm slung over Jeff's shoulders and around his neck. A plate of arugula sits on the table. The bottle of Patriot Sauce is flying toward the floor in the background.]]
/ Miami Rick: Boy I tell you what it's a good thing you said somethin' right then 'cause if my Patriot Sauce got even six inches from that arugula it'd a'blowed us both to kingdom come.
/ {{DO NOT place Patriot Sauce near arugula.}} / [[The dick-bottle of Patriot Sauce floats on a backdrop of an American flag.]]
/ {{NOBODY WILL THINK YOU'RE A FAG WHEN MIAMI RICK IS INSIDE OF YOU.}} / {{Mouse over text: Being fancy is COMPLETELY un-American}}
/ {{Bottom text: Miami Rick is an entrepreneur. He is from Miami, Oklahoma.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090519.html |
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