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| The Unfreezening | [[Paperklip is holding a pair of brightly colored shorts that say "RAD" and a device with buttons and a wire.]]
/ Paperklip: Unthawment achieved! Quick, Tallahassee, put these on him!
/ Tallahassee: But... they're... jams...
/ Paperklip: Just pretend he's a baby! / Paperklip: Now nobody make any sudden movements or noises so he doesn't flip out and kill us. Also he's probably still kinda frozen in the middle--
/ [[Weedmaster P bursts in waving a gun]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101018.html |
| Finding the Caveman | Jeffrey: I made a flyer to help find out missing unfrozen caveman funployee.
/ [[He's holding up a flyer which says (sic):
/ Mising
/ are "friend"
/ * No English
/ * Scarred of guns
/ "REWARD"]] / Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE WE GONNA BE LIKE "UH EXCUSE ME MA'AM HAVE YOU BY CHANCE SEEN A HALF NAKED UNFROZEN CAVEMAN RUNNING AROUND THAT IS TERRIFIED OF GUN FIRE OH AND ALSO HE SHITS ICE"
/ Paperklip [[off-panel]]: I found him! / Unfrozen Caveman: ain gon got durn ain got git gall sum far tar far
/ Paperklip: He's... he's trying to talk! / Jeffrey: That language... It sounds familiar... / {{Caption: That night...}}
/ [[Jeffrey is studying a book in a library]] / [[Still reading.]] / [[A (compact fluorescent) light bulb goes off]]
/ Jeffrey: *GASP* / Jeffrey: It's Oklahomish! / {{Title: Finding the Caveman}}
/ {{Subtitle: Oklahomish is primarily used to tell racist jokes, describe trucks, and react to gunfire}}
/ {{Alt text: 'Other Languages for Unethical Degenerates'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101020.html |
| Funployee Wolfman | Jeffrey: Guys, that unfrozen caveman isn't a caveman at all! he's an Oklaho-man!
/ Paperklip: We know, Jeffrey! He's Oklahoma cartoonin' boy KC "Wolfman" Green! He just had hibernation sickness. / Jeffrey: Wait, then why was he frozen underneath your backyard?
/ Paperklip: He says he was digging a hole to hell and got lost.
/ Jeffrey: Why?
/ KC Green: I was in Oklahoma. / Jeffrey: Can we keep him?
/ Paperklip: We have to. Since I'm the one who unfroze him, I'm legally his mother!
/ Jeffrey: GASP! / {{Title: Funployee Wolfman}}
/ {{Sub-title: The adventures of an adult wolfman and his sassy black momma, coming next week to ABC}}
/ {{Alt text: KC Green was bitten by a wolf-man's vampire tooth and turned into a twilight}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101021.html |
| The Night of the Wolf-Man | Jeffrey: Hey KC, what does 'KC' even stand for?
/ KC: "Wolf-man."
/ Jeffrey: But -
/ KC: Wolf-man language. / Jeffrey: So tell me, Wolfman Green, do you have any special skills or powers?
/ KC: I invented Dick-butt. Also I turn into a wolf-man when there's a full moon.
/ Jeffrey: Oh, like on "Twilight?"
/ KC: Nah, that's a mean wolf-man. I'm all laid back. / Jeffrey: Do you wear sunglasses when you become a wolf-man?
/ [[KC looks at his watch]]
/ KC: Guess we'll find out Saturday night! / Jeffrey [[thinking]]: Holy crap he thinks he can predict when there's gonna be a full moon! / {{Title: The night of the Wolf-man}}
/ {{Sub-title: I'm sort of imagining if a werewolf were a mascot for a snack chip but I'm rarely right}}
/ {{Alt text: I was taught that only evil-doers could predict the coming of a full moon but then I went to public school in the mid-friggin-West}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101022.html |
| Free Market | Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE MATTER BUTT-HOLE ASS
/ Jeffrey: It's this dang financial crisis! I've tried everything but I just can't seem to lick it!
/ Weedmaster P: HAVE YOU TRIED JUST LETTING EVERYONE DO WHATEVER THEY WANT / Jeffrey: I thought about that but then I remembered what huge assholes people are, especially rich ones.
/ Weedmaster P: HAVE YOU TRIED GIVING IT A SHOT / [[SOON]]
/ Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, you can't put a drive-through brothel that also sells grenades and dog and cat meat next to a kindergarten!
/ Weedmaster P: ASK ME HOW I GOT THE LAND SO CHEAP
/ Jeffrey: How?
/ Weedmaster P: IT USED TO BE A CEMETARY http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101025.html |
| Deathmole Signing Party | Jeffrey: Hey Deathmole Jacques, what're you drawin'?
/ Deathmole Jacques: Doin' sketches in my new book! / Jeffrey: Wow, that picture is so dirty! I feel wierd lookin' at it... like I did on 9/11... ush that makes shitting dicknipples seem like muppet babies!
/ Deathmole Jacques: Dirty stuff's easy. What's tricky is scary! / Jeffrey: oh man / Jeffrey: EEEEK!! NO, STOP!
/ Deathmole Jacques: But that's just its butt, I haven't even--
/ Jeffrey: AUGH / {{caption: Deathmole Jaques once drew a picture that was so dirty that teh police had to burn it but it wouldn't burn}}
/ {{mouse-over: Scary and sexy are in the same part of the brain as the throw-up valve.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101026.html |
| My Degenerate Days Are Over | Jeffrey;Aw yeah we gonna get all crunk and rowdy tonight! Gonna shoot fireworks at cops!
/ Joanna;Jeffrey its time to face facts. You?re not an ornery degenerate anymore. / Joanna;You give money to causes. You?re the CEO of a kinda succesful company. You have health insurance. You have got --
/ Jeffrey;Don?t say it!
/ Joanna;... good credit. / Jeffrey; We?ll show themwe?re still degenerate party animals, won?t we Joanna? We?ll show em right ... right after ... right after we get pedicures, eww! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101027.html |
| It Gets Better | Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, where have you been all day? Also, why are you an old-ass man, now?
/ Weedmaster P: I BEEN TRAVELIN THROUGH TIME TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT IF IT EVER GETS BETTER / Jeffrey: Does it?
/ Weedmaster P: OLDEN TIMES JUST GET MORE AWFUL EVERY YEAR YOU GO BACK. SO I WENT FORWARD AND STOPPED EVERY 10 YEARS OR SO TO SEE HOW THINGS WAS GOIN -- ALL THE WAY TO THE YEAR 40,000.
/ Jeffrey: Well does it get better? / Weedmaster P: NOPE THE TIME WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST IT EVER GETS
/ Paperklip: You've gotta be shitting me!
/ Jeffrey: You lie! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101029.html |
| Back and Forth | [[Old Weedmaster P walking away from Jeffery]]
/ Old Weedmaster P: Welp I'll be dead soon so bye.
/ Jeffery: Where...or *when* are you going, old Weedmaster P? / [[Old Weedmaster P in a wide head shot.]]
/ Old Weedmaster P: Gonna go find a young version of me and switch out / [[Weedmaster P shows up behind Jeffery as Jeffery scratches his head]]
/ Weedmaster P: Hey dick nerd what are you scratchin your head for Do you think it's your butt. / [[Jeffery turns to Weedmaster P]]
/ Jeffery: Young weedmaster P! Tell me what happened to you just now!
/ Weedmaster P: Just like every day some old man touched me and everything turned white.
/ Jeffery: Every *day*?
/ Weedmaster P: Sometimes four or five times a day
/ Weedmaster P: why
/ Weedmaster P: What smells like burning DNA / {{alt tag: ONE TIME WEEDMASTER P GOT HIT UP A HUNDRED TIMES AND HE JUST PASSED OUT
/ Caption: ONE TIME TWENTY TIMES A DAY BUT FOR FIVE SECONDS THE SUN WENT OUT}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101101.html |
| America Votes | Jeffrey: Ugh, voting is so inconvenient.
/ Tallahassee: I know, right? Going to a place to do a thing is so... primitive! / Jeffrey: Maybe someday we can vote by telegraph... or like, fax our votes in.
/ Tallahassee: Ha ha, faxing! I totally forgot that people used to "fax" things with "fax machines". / Jeffrey: I wish it was like the olden days when God made all these decisions for us!
/ YHWH: Heh heh, yeah, no you don't. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101102.html |
| Webcomics Weekend 2 Part One | Slap me if you heard this one. A bartender, a hamburger, and a fax machine walk into a bar...
/ Wouldn't the bartender already be there?
/ What's a "fax machine" / It's his day off! he works at a different bar, and...
/ Uh guys, webcomics weekend is in, like, two days...
/ Oh crap. / [[running]] / [[A bottle labeled "Cyanide pills do not take"]] / Empty? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101104.html |
| Webcomics Weekend 2 Guest Comic | {{Webcomics Weekend 2 Guest Comic}}
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101106.html |
| NEWW 2010 Jam Comic | [[Title Banner: CLAM PATROL, Scene: Clam wearing cop hat, cop glasses, and cop 'stache.]]
/ Clam: Freeze! / [[Clam looking small and sad]]
/ {{from out of frame}} Lieutenant: YOU'RE OFF THE FORCE. / [[Lieutenant looking down and clam over desk]]
/ Lieutenant: We've just had too many problems... / [[Lieutenant remembers kissing the clam, and sheds a single tear]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101109.html |
| Guest Comic by the Return of Hajra Helac | Hey dickass
/ Hi
/ Oh yippeekaiyay
/ I'm so sexy
/ Medvedevedev!!!!!!
/ Oh no http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101110.html |
| Business Man | [[Jeffrey sits at a computer while Weedmaster P makes hand gestures similar to Lady Gaga's "creeper" gesture]]
/ Weedmaster P: HEY DICKHOLE REMEMBER BACK BEFORE YOU WAS AN EXECUTIVE E-COMMERCE ASSHOLE AND SOMETIMES YOU WOULD MAKE CARTOONING STRIPS
/ Jeffrey: No. / [[Jeffrey sits in his chair facing Weedmaster P]]
/ Jeffrey: That part of me is dead, Weedmaster P. I am all businessman now. No more fun and childishness. Only business. / [[Weedmaster P begins to turn translucent]]
/ Weedmaster P: I HOPE YOU'RE KIDDING 'CAUSE I KIND OF NEED THAT PART OF YOU SO I CAN EXIST
/ Jeffrey: I am! I'm gonna make some comics right after I vertically synergize some of these dynamic social networking workflow paradigm solutions. / {{Caption: WEEDMASTER P FORGOT HOW TO DO FINGER QUOTES SO HE JUST DOES THAT LADY GAGA CREEPER THING}}
/ {{Title Text: Business-Man was bitten by a radioactive businessman and now he can facilitate tactical value-added user-centric enterprises like, super fast.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101112.html |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101116.html?ref=nf">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101116.html?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Guest Comic by KC Green | [[TOPATOCO EMPLOYEE STORIES]] / KC: John, quit being a baby and saw my head off. / John: Uuhh I dunno about this, man... / Jeffrey: HEY! / Jeffrey: NOT. ON. THE. PRODUCT. / [[OUTSIDE. KC's head has been sawed off.]] / Jeffrey: Okay, now take him to the hospital. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101117.html |
| Wolfman and Lucid | Title: THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURES OF
/ WOLFMAN GREEN & LUCID JOHN
/ Wolfman Green: How the hell do you ship all this crap together?
/ Lucid John: Baby casket. Then fill the voids with memory foam pillows. / Jeffery: NO you damn asses that weighs fifty times more than the crap itself. Tape a buncha scrap cardboard together exactly like that!
/ [[Cardboard mess reads DO NOT BEND]] / Wolfman Green: Fuck it, I'll just drive it over.
/ Lucid John: Where's it going?
/ Wolfman Green: East... Estonia? Is that far?
/ Lucid John: Depends on the scale.
/ Wolfman Green: I don't know where nuthin' is 'cuz I'm from Oklahoma. / {{title text: Green and Keogh, Wizard Lawyers on Horseback, like Law and Order but with terrifying ghosts.}}
/ {{under text: IN OKLAHOMA SCHOOL THEY JUST TELL YOU ABOUT AMERICA AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN WATCH TV}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101118.html |
| The Transformation Part One | KC: Where are we going? Are you gonna kill me? Is this work-related?
/ Jeffrey: I clocked you in before we left. / KC: So where are we going?
/ Jeffrey: You're a Wolf-Man isn't that right?
/ KC: Well yeah, but --
/ Jeffrey: We're going to find Bigfoot. / KC: But there's no such a thing as a Bigfoot?
/ Jeffrey: Some might say there's no such thing as a Wolf-Man!
/ KC: Idiots.
/ Jeffrey: And still others who'd say there's no such thing as a ... WereBigfoot!
/ KC: Ha, what? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101122.html |
| The Transformation Part Two | Redshirt: There's Bigfoot's shed! Stay Calm, I'm gonna make a Bigfoot fight call, and when he runs out you bit him with your Wolf-Man tooth right before he kills you. Got it?
/ Greenshirt: ... / Redshirt: PIKA! PIKA! PIKA!
/ Greenshirt: Call it a hunch but I got a bad feelin' about this / [Bigfoot appears, with "BF" monogrammed nightcap.] / [Bigfoot and Green shirt eye each other.] / Redshirt (from up in tree): Bite him! Bite him with your Wolf-Man tooth! / [[TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101124.html |
| Thanks'gibbing 2010 | [[We are looking over Jeffrey and Tallahassee's shoulders as they peer over a wall at a stunningly dope America-embodying sports car. They are dressed as pilgrims.]]
/ Jeffrey: God dang look at that ride! How sick-lookin' is that ride?
/ Tallahassee: I wish we had us a ride that was as sick-lookin' as that one. / [[Baby and Weedmaster P., in leather native garb, approach the beautiful Americar, tossing keys between them.]]
/ Jeffrey: Look at them jerks that own it! They don't deserve it. They ain't as good as us! Why I think god himself wants us to have that ride. / [[Jeffrey wields a pistol and smiles malignantly.]]
/ Tallahassee: Maybe they'll let us have it if we give 'em some beads, or like... some promises?
/ Jeffrey: Well if they don't we always got one of these! / {{Soon}}
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101125.html |
| Cyber Monday 2010 | Paperklip: Can we shut down the store for like one hour? Just one hour.
/ Jeff: Not today! Today's Cyber Monday! Strap on your Cybergoggles, we're fix in' to datalink our interfaces into some e-savings! / Weedmaster P: I'M INITIATING A MASSIVE DDOS ATTACK AGAINST HIGH PRICES
/ Jeff: Nice work! "Cyber Monday" was invented by the same bullshit marketing people that made up "Black Friday"! / Tallahassee: Augh the encryption on this value mainframe is too encrypty! I'm crashing and burning!
/ Jeff: CRASH OVERRIDE! The coupon code is SHIT-NOBODY-NEEDS http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101129.html |
| Understanding Wikileaks | [[Weedmaster P is reading from a handheld device, standing next to Jeffrey, who is lying in a sad puddle in the floor. Joanna peeks out from the bottom right corner.]]
/ Weedmaster P: MAN I BEEN CONCENTRATING AS
/ HARD AS I CAN BUT I CAN'T
/ FIGURE OUT WHAT WIKILEAKS
/ IS DOES IT MEAN LIKE
/ GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN
/ HAWAII
/ Jeffrey: No, man!
/ Wikileaks gives
/ you straight up
/ evidence that
/ everyone that
/ runs the world
/ is a complete
/ asshole. / [[Weedmaster P looks up from his handheld device, while Jeffrey rises to a sitting position.]]
/ Weedmaster P: BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS
/ WHAT NEWS WAS FOR
/ Jeffrey: News is for missing
/ white girls and for
/ knowing which celeb-
/ rities to follow on the Twitter. You
/ know, stuff folks
/ can relate to. / [[Jeffrey leaps up and runs towards adventure, gripping a generic bottle of what is likely booze of some type. Weedmaster P looks concerned, and is trotting after Jeffrey.]]
/ Weedmaster P: HOLY TURDS EVERYONE IN
/ CHARGE OF ANYTHING IS A
/ SLIMEBALL DOUCHEBAG
/ ASS-DEEP IN A DICK-
/ PISSING CONTEST
/ Jeffrey: Hurry! We've much
/ work to do in order
/ to be considered
/ terrible by their standards! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101202.html |
| Minotaurs | Baby: Jeffrey is there such a things as minotaurs?
/ Weedmaster P: I MEAN WOLFMANS ARE REAL SO
/ Jeffrey, lying on floor: What's a minotaur? A dude with a cow head? Well I sure don't see why not. / Weedmaster P, surprised: WAIT FOR REALS BECAUSE THAT'S MY ULTIMATE FEAR
/ Jeffrey, sitting up: I'm sure it's just a matter of gettin' bit by a radioactive cow or somethin'. That's how these things work. / Baby, indignant: I heard on th' news that th' guv'mint is payin' minotaurs millions jus' ta creep around in labby-rinffs! / [[Weedmaster P is standing in a field with an open microwave on the ground next to him]] / [[He is spreading Cow Food Paste on his arm]]
/ Weedmaster P: HERE COWS / {{Baby didn't hear it right, the news actually said "Senators"}}
/ {{Title text: Minotaurs is easy, now Centaurs... makin' a Centaur can get complicated.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101203.html |
| A Terrible Mistake Part One | Jeffrey: Hey, where's Weedmaster P? He didn't actually try to become a minotaur did he?
/ Baby: Of course he did, Jeffrey! Everyone always does what you tell them to do! / < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101206.html |
| Three Weeks Later | Narrator: THREE WEEKS LATER...
/ Jeffrey: I can't believe Weedmaster P's being turned into a horrible minotaur turned out to be the only way the tattered remains of Christmas could be saved!
/ Weedmaster P: I can't believe I only got one wish left / Tallahassee: I don't understand why Christmas is the only holiday that's constantly in some dire state of peril.
/ Jeffrey: Maybe 'cause it's the only one that ain't directly about death or violence?
/ Weedmaster P: What have I done / Jesus: Uh, dying is pretty much my main thing... that I died and you meet me when you die.
/ Santa: I died almost four hundred years ago / {{caption: You probably shouldn't put that in your lap, minotaur Weedmaster P}}
/ {{mouse-over: The good news: we saved Christmas. The bad news: almost everybody died.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101223.html |
| Weedmaster P's Final Wish | Jeffrey: Dang it, Weedmaster P, how come you're still a minotaur? Why didn't you use your last wish to un-become a minotaur?
/ Weedmaster P: Man you know how this kinda thing is. If I'da wished for that I'da got turned into a duck-man or something / Jeffrey: Well why didn't you wish to be regular Weedmaster P again?
/ Weedmaster P: 'Cause then I'da got turned into little baby me or old-ass man fixin' to die me
/ Jeffrey: Fair enough. / Jeffrey: Well what did you wish for?
/ Weedmaster P: Let's just say that something bad that happened a few years ago didn't happen and now everything's kind different
/ Jeffrey: Did you wish for Kid Rock to decide not to become a terrorist?
/ Weedmaster P: How did you I mean I can't say / {{caption: In the universe where Kid Rock went on and decided to become a terrorist his music was a lot better}}
/ {{mouse-over: That's part of why Kid Rock acts like he does, either that or he is very lonely --OR-- he wished I hadn't died when I almost did.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101228.html |
| Summer 2008 | Jeffrey: What's that, Joanna? It's almost 2011? Oh crap we gotta start gettin' ready for Groundhog's Day!
/ Weedmaster P: What are you even talking about it's still 2008 according to my swatch / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, stop trying to be "cool" by pretending to not know what "mainstream" things are.
/ Weedmaster P: No seriously I just thought it was a really long year
/ Weedmaster P: Also isn't it summer / Jeffrey: It's cold and there is snow on the ground. It doesn't snow in summer yet. / Weedmaster P: So 2011 that's where the Mayan calendar blows up all the computers right
/ Jeffrey: Stop it. Being ignorant doesn't make you a "cool guy".
/ Weedmaster P: What I don't / Tallahassee: Let's just go to the party. If he thinks it's still summer 2008 let's just leave him.
/ Jeffrey: Grr! / Narrator: YEARS LATER...
/ [[[Old, grey-haired Weedmaster P sits in a quarantine area wearing a 2008 t-shirt]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20101230.html |
| Undercompensating | [[Baby holds a baby while Jeffrey leans over a desk]]
/ Tallahassee: What's all the screaming in here?
/ Jeffrey: It's got too hard to make Overcompensating comics! It's all a sack of lies!
/ Baby: You woke up the baby! / Jeffrey: I'm sick of having to make up stuff just so it doesn't seem like I'm just bragging about how great my life is!
/ Weedmaster P: Back when you started this thing you was just some drunk scumbag hillbilly wallerin' around in a puddle of pig shit
/ Jeffrey: Now I'm this big-shot executive CEO! / Jeffrey: Also since when do you have a baby?
/ Baby: I can't... remember... / {{caption: Where'd that baby come from! Somebody check Craigslist and see if anybody lost a baby}}
/ {{mouse-over: Why do I feel weird about breaking the fourth wall in a 'journal' comic}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20110110.html |
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