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| Halloween 2011 Part Five | [[Bulimic Dracula and Jeffrey in nighttime forest]]
/ Narrator: He paused in taking of his prey/To ask him how much does he weigh/His reply Drac could barely believe/"I weigh less than that even with my weave!" / Narrator: "You don't look like a big, fat dude"/He told the man who would be food/The man said he was born this way/Then asked Drac if he was okay / Narrator: "You're a skinny dude and you look sick/You should eat something and eat it quick"/Drac sized the man from neck to shoe/Then growled "I don't mind if I do". / [[Bulimic Dracula wipes blood from mouth with napkin]]
/ Narrator: And he held it down. / [[He flies away]]
/ Narrator: But I think it's gonna be a long, long time/Til Bulimic Dracula thinks he's okay/He's not the big, fat dude he thought he was/Oh, no no no! / [[Bat flies toward moon]]
/ Narrator: BULIMIC DRACULA! / {{Title: Halloween 2011 Part Five}}
/ {{Alt-text: Originally the whole thing was gonna be set to 'Rocket Man' bu that thing doesn't even rhyme, also Family Guy ruined making parodies of 'Rocket Man' http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111028.html |
| Snowloween | [[Tallahassee, Jeffrey and Joanna in underground bunker. Tallahassee with smartphone]]
/ Narrator: FRIDAY
/ Tallahassee: According to this thing I can't put down to save my life, it's gonna snow tomorrow!
/ Jeffrey: That's just Big Grocery usin' Big Weather to artificially inflate the price of non-perishable food. / [[Jeffrey, flashlight strapped to head, reads "How to Cook Babies". Baby stands behind with candle]]
/ Narrator: SATURDAY
/ Jeffrey: Hey Baby, do you still have that little baby?
/ Baby: I don't...uhh...I...
/ Jeffrey: No reason. / [[KC Green walks through blizzard]]
/ Narrator: MEANWHILE... / [[KC looks at something, eyes alight with wonder]] / [[A McRib floats, glowing, in the sky]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111101.html |
| STARTING To? | Jeffrey: UGH!
/ Agent Paperklip: What is it this time, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey: I'm starting to kinda hate this culture I helped create. / Agent Paperklip: No offense, but I kinda think the culture would have formed *without* your input.
/ Jeffrey: But I'm the one who made it *cool!* / Agent Paperklip: Wait, are we talking about the same thing here?
/ Jeffrey: Extreme Babyfur Mixed Martial Arts Slashdom?
/ Agent Paperklip: That was *you?!* http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111103.html |
| Dog Organs | [[Tallahassee sits in warehouse, Jeffrey runs toward her]]
/ Tallahassee: Do you know what we should get? We should get a...dog...
/ Jeffrey: No way! / [[Jeffrey holds out hand-drawn diagram of dog]]
/ Jeffrey: Dogs are like weird monsters! They only got one organ, the lung. And I heard you gotta squeeze 'em to make 'em poop. It's gross! / Tallahassee: Where did you learn about...dog?
/ Jeffrey: Oklahoma. Why? / {{Alt-text: I just remembered a dog has two organs, the other one is the 'anal gland'}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111107.html |
| Easthampton's Next Top Mayor | [[Jeffrey stands, hands on hips. Tallahassee sits at desk labelled "SAVE THE PETS NOT THE PET PROJECTS"]]
/ Jeffrey: OK, Mayor Mike's got two more years, then I'm gonna become Easthampton's next mayor.
/ Tallahassee: Aren't you already the "Inside President" of the United States as Kerry Edwards? / Jeffrey: Yeah but I can bail on that. Dudes do it all the time. Look at that dude Roddy Manual; he bailed outta that White House the second he figured out what a shit gig it was. At least as mayor I might be able to get somethin' done. / Tallahassee: What do you know about majoring? Do you even know what "Pet Projects" are?
/ Jeffrey: Of course I do! Housing for low income pets. / {{Alt-text: Sharks were using the fish ladders to sneak into the pet projects though, this is another problem. These jokes are all funnier if you live in Easthampton and have been reading all the signs on the sides of the roads.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111109.html |
| Eleventy Leven | [[Jeffrey stands with 11 jersey, Weedmaster P sits with tinfoil hat]]
/ Jeffrey: C'mon gang, it's almost 11 o'clock! Let's go the The Elevens and see Paperklip's 11-piece band play 11 songs!
/ Weedmaster P: MAN THAT'S TOO MANY 11S YOU TAKIN IT TOO FAR MAN YOU GOIN ROGUE AIN'T YOU SCARED / Jeffrey: Scared of what, Weedmaster P? A curious sequence of numbers doesn't mean anything especially considering the number system was made up by mere human beans! / [[Jefrey in foreground, Ryan North in background]]
/ Jeffrey: Besides, Ryan North is with us, and nothing bad has ever happened within 11 metres of Ryan North!
/ Ryan: Actually there was this one time 11 dudes - / Jeffrey: Eleven metres.
/ Weedmaster P: I'M JUST GLAD TODAY ISN'T ALSO FRIDAY THE 13TH / {{Alt-text: The last time it was 11/11/2011 was over 4000 years ago.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111111.html |
| Pull Shapes | [[Weedmaster P jumps into room, Jeffrey lies on floor with Joanna]]
/ Weedmaster P: GUYS GUYS I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY THE HUMAN WEENIE IS SHAPED LIKE THAT. IT'S TO PUMP OUT OTHER DUDES' SPOOGE WHEN YOU'RE GETTIN IT ON
/ Offscreen voice: Augh
/ Jeffrey: Eww / Jeffrey: Nobody wants to think about human sexualness like that, Weedmaster P! We wanna think about sexytimes as being all special, not that we're a bunch of sicko animals with goop all sloshin' around everywhere. / Ryan North: I heard the purpose of the female orgasm was to make me feel bad.
/ Jeffrey: Now there's a hypothesis I can...get behind. / {{Alt-text: Another hypothesis is that it is shaped like that so nobody will really want to look at it.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111113.html |
| Olive Garden | Caption: Meanwhile at the Olive Garden...
/ Jeffrey: You guys know how each Olive Garden has an actual Italian chef that runs their kitchens?
/ Paperklip: Of course
/ Jeffrey: But did you know how they get them? / Jeffrey: Once a year they send a ship to Italy to round up as many wild Italian chefs they can cram in the ship, and bring them back to America / Jeffrey: Then they're taken to a secret auction where they're bid on by Olive Garden regional managers... / Paperklip: You're describing slavery. Olive Garden just makes all their employees of the month go spend a week at a bed and breakfast in Italy in the dead of winter.
/ Jeffrey: Oh, right. What's the one with the Nazis?
/ Paperklip: Indiana Jones? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111116.html |
| Annual Review | [[Jeffrey spreading gasoline, Topato floating]]
/ Topato: Jeffrey Rowland!
/ Jeffrey: Topato! I can explain!
/ Topato: Explain what? How you are able to command my corporation with such outstanding results! / Jeffrey: What are you talkin' about, Topato? We ain't gonna make as much money as we did last year on account of the dumb economy stompin' around the edge of the toilet.
/ Topato: It may flabbergast you to hear me say this phrase: "Sometimes money is not necessarily as important as-- / [[Jeffrey unconscious on ground, Topato floating just above him, irritated]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111120.html |
| Stinky Poop | Tallahassee: Jeez Louise, who pooped in there? It smells terrible! / Weedmaster P: At it doesn't smell GOOD, that'd be weird
/ Jeffrery: Yeah, if poop smelled good it would get all confusing.
/ Weedmaster P: Like if poop smelled good like hamburgers / Jeffrey: Yeah! If poo smelled good like hamburgers then stupid idiots would try to eat it and.. / [[Jeffrey makes a realization]] / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P... / Weedmaster P: Yes / Jeffrey: Call the patent office. / {{Title text: We got the patent office on speed dial and it goes straight to voicemail every time.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111122.html |
| Thanksgiving 2011 | [[Jeffrey sits at table with turkey, dressed in half-hearted feather headdress and dream-catcher]]
/ Jeffrey: You know what I'm thankful for, Stretch? I'm thankful I"m not in prison.
/ Stretch: Mmm. / Stretch: I'm thankful that even though I'm a bird I can't fly. I'm thankful that I'm hideously grotesque and for this shit hanging off my beak. I'm thankful that I"m so fucking dumb that I don't even know I'm about to die. / [[Jeffrey stands, rubs gun against his face]]
/ Jeffrey: That's nice, Stretch. You can also be thankful that other already-obese turkeys don't celebrate whitewashing a genocide by taking a day off their easy-ass jobs to binge-eat.
/ Stretch: That's true! I'm thankful I'm not you. / {{Alt-text: Nothin makes it feel Thanksgiving-ey like rubbing that cold steel against my face.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111124.html |
| The Revenge of the BBB | [[Jeffrey stands in over-crowded warehouse, Topato floats behind]]
/ Jeffrey: OK where was we...oh right, gettin' our asses handed to us by all these holiday orders!
/ Topato: And I was just complimenting your business abilities! / Jeffrey: That's right, Topato! You gonna pull that Better Business Burro off my back, then?
/ Topato: The Better Business Burro hasn't been assigned to your case in nearly two Earth years! / Jeffrey: What? You mean all this time I been makin' good business decisions for no reason?! Screw this! / [[Better Business Burro is suddenly behind Jeffrey]]
/ Jeffrey: Is that...is that what I think it is?
/ Topato: Do you think it is a giant donkey that will monitor your business activities constantly?
/ Jeffrey: Yeah.
/ Topato: Then you are correct! / {{Alt-text: This is the Better Business Burro, you may know his cousin the INVISIBLE HAND}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111129.html |
| Army Alternatives | [[Weedmaster P stands, hands on hips, while Jeffrey does crunches with the Better Business Burro standing behind him]]
/ Weedmaster P: HA HA JUNK ASS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
/ Jeffry: I'm sick of that Better Business Burro bein' up my butt all the time. I"m doin Challenge Activities so I can join the Army. / Weedmaster P: YOU'RE TOO FAT AND OLD TO GET IN ARMY THOUGH
/ Jeffrey: They changed the rules since it was discovered 75% of 18-year-olds were useless sacks of crap. Now it don't matter how old you are as long as you can do some Challenge Activities! / Weedmaster P: WHAT ARE OTHER CHALLENGE ACTIVITIES
/ Jeffrey: Ditch-driving, table-throwing, cuss-hollering, shoot-hollering, getting dirty.
/ Weedmaster P: WOW CAN I JOIN THE ARMY TOO
/ Jeffrey: No.
/ Weedmaster P: WHY
/ Jeffrey: 'Cause you're Weedmaster P. / {{Alt-text: Apologies to Armed Service members who think I may be belittling their service. I have the utmost respect for you. No apologies to 18-year-olds, though. Jerks.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111201.html |
| Vannah | [[Weedmaster P lounging, Jeffrey walking across panel in foreground; Better Business Burro in background]]
/ Weedmaster P: WHAT'S THE MATTER DINGLE BERRY DID THE ARMY NOT LET YOU IN 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO UGLY
/ Jeffrey: No. I decided not to join 'cause I'm too scared of getting hurt. / [Close on Jeffrey, looking at electronic tablet]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm just gonna have to accept that a giant donkey follerin' me around all the time judging all my business decisions is the way my life is now... / [[Jeffrey from behind, showing screen of tablet]]
/ Tablet Screen: @mc_frontalot - Hey does anybody want to buy my old tour van?
/ Jeffrey: Anyway so I'm gonna go down to Brooklyn and buy a van. / [[Better Business Burro with thumb to side]] / [[Close-up of side-thumb]] / [[Thumb is turned up in approval]] / {{Alt-text: Her name is Vannah White and 12 adults or like 60 boxes of t-shirts can be inside her at the same time.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111205.html |
| Amtrak Wine | Jeffrey: God dang, Doc Hastings. Is there anything better than ridin' on the Amtrak, eatin' Amtrak Hot Dogs and drinkin' Amtrak wine?
/ Doc Hastings: Only that exact situation but with the absence of that man who is pretending to be asleep but clearly isn't because of the incessant tapping of his foot. / Jeffrey: Aw give the dude a break! He's only pretending to be asleep so he can stare at that girl's boobs without thinking she notices when in fact she does notice, she just doesn't care about anything anymore. / Doc Hastings: Oh... oh no...
/ Jeffrey: What?
/ Doc Hastings: His foot does not appear to be moving.
/ Jeffrey: Sick him, Doc. / {{bottom text: You can't see it but under that mask Doc has one of the best beards I ever saw}}
/ {{title text: Fourteen dollars for a half bottle of Kendall Jackson chardonnay? Well all right, but only because it's supporting the rail system.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111208.html |
| The Morning I Drove Away Vannah | [[Jeffrey and MC Frontalot lie in bed; Jeffrey is clothed and on top of covers, MC Frontalot is at least partially naked beneath covers]]
/ Narrator: SUNDAY MORNING
/ Jeffrey: I feel...vaguely guilty for some reason.
/ MC Frontalot: I feel all hungoverey. / [[Sideview: MC Frontalot getting out of bed, Jeffrey working on tablet]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm gonna donate $50 to Planned Parenthood and see if that makes me feel better.
/ MC Frontalot: Couldn't hurt. / [[Jeffrey and MC Frontalot outside, Jeffrey in driver's seat of van]]
/ Narrator: MOMENTS LATER...
/ MC Frontalot: Vannah's all yours now, Jeffrey. Treat her nice!
/ Jeffrey: Okay MC Frontalot. / [[Van drives away, popping wheelie on back tire as MC Frontalot walks away; a single tear is in his eye]]
/ Jeffrey: I'm poppin' a wheelie on one tire!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20111211.html |
| Twenty Twelve | [[Jeffrey lies, disheveled, on the ground; Weedmaster P sits next to him]]
/ Jeffrey: Wh...where am I...what year is it?
/ Weedmaster P: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW / Jeffrey: I remember it being almost Christmas and then... I got dizzy...
/ Weedmaster P: YOUR BRAIN PROBABLY DUMPED ALL THE MEMORIES TO KEEP YOU FROM GOING INSANE
/ Jeffrey: What memories? / [[Weedmaster P is now standing; Jeffrey lies on ground fully]]
/ Weedmaster P: WELL BASICALLY YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS AND EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS MAD AT YOU BUT THEY'RE JUST BEING NICE TO YOU BECAUSE THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO UGLY
/ Jeffrey: I knew it. / {{Alt-text: Oh good, now when we say the name of the year we don't have to start it with 'two thousand and' anymore.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120110.html |
| Pellets | [[Jeffrey walks, abs drawn on him and Joanna]]
/ Jeffrey [[thinking]]: Oh man I remembered to take my fish oil, I better take it before I forget. / [[jeffrey takes pills from bottle]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120112.html |
| The Getaway | [[Jeffrey stands at ATM, wearing sunglasses; Tallahassee stands behind]]
/ Tallahassee: I just want to say for the record I think it's wrong to empty all the company accounts and flee the country.
/ Jeffrey: I told you it ain't stealin' if you can somehow convince yourself you earned it! / [[Shot of ATM screen, Jeffrey's voice offscreen]]
/ Jeffrey: Uhh...
/ ATM Screen: CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE
/ $471.22
/ SAVINGS ACCOUNT BALANCE
/ $0.17
/ CREDIT CARD BALANCE
/ $37,409.33
/ Jeffrey: Oh no / ATM Screen: CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE
/ $0.00
/ SAVINGS ACCOUNT BALANCE
/ $0.00
/ CREDIT CARD BALANCE
/ $37,409.33
/ Jeffrey: Oh well / [[Jeffrey and Tallahassee walk away]]
/ Jeffrey: All right, let's get on that airplane aimed at the Bahamas!
/ Tallahassee: That didn't sound like very much money. One time I took a hundred dollars out of an ATM and it sounded about like that.
/ Jeffrey: That's 'cause it was all hundred thousand dollar bills. / {{Alt-text: Dangit I thought I could get in there before that check for the McNinja Squishables hit the bank}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120123.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day Eve 2012 | [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey sit, sunburned, on an airplane. Tallahassee looks out window.]]
/ Tallahassee: Jeffrey the Bahamas are moving away from us, why is that happening?
/ Jeffrey: 'Cause tomorrow is St. Groundhog's Day. Also we ran out of money at the airport on the way there. / Tallahassee: How was I supposed to know those Martinis were $175 each?
/ Jeffrey: Uhh...did you maybe get them in an airport? / [[Outside view of the plane]]
/ Tallahassee: Why is Groundhog's Day so important to your people, Jeffrey? Also why do you think the Better Business Burro didn't try to stop us from fleeing the country? / [[Better Business Burro sits and reads newspaper in front of billboard; Jeffrey's voice is offscreen]]
/ Jeffrey: I don't know, Tallahassee. I don't know nothin'. / {{Alt-text: The World Record for Highest-Marked-Up Thing in the world is Airport Miller Lite.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120201.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 | [[Tallahassee and Jeffrey walk, disheveled]]
/ Narrator: PUNXSATAWNEY, PA
/ Jeffrey: You know, I been thinkin' about how come St. Groundhog's Day is so important to my people--
/ Tallahassee: GASP! / [[Tallahasse in foreground, unfocused, Better Business Burro in background]]
/ Tallahassee: It's the Better Business Burro! Run for it!! / Jeffrey [[in awe]]: No, wait! They're fixin' to yank the Groundhog out of his hog-hole! / [[Groundhog pulled out, eyes closed]] / [[Groundhog opens one eye]] / [[Groundhog opens both eyes]] / [[Groundhog stares directly at camera]] / [[Jeffrey stares at camera, alarmed]] / [[Jeffrey looks around nervously]] / [[Jeffrey points to himself, concerned]] / {{Alt-text: Beings emerge from caverns or holes, make predictions, ascend, kids hide eggs/throw eggs at cops.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120202.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 Part Two | [[Jeffrey stares into distance, Tallahassee consults tablet]]
/ Jeffrey: The groundhog is staring at me, Tallahassee. What does it mean?
/ Tallahassee: According to the Spirit Farmer's Maniac Almanac...six weeks of cholera. / [[Hand of Better Business Burro, holding card]]
/ Card: UNLESS... / [[BBB handing card to Jeffrey]] / [[Jeffrey yells, irritated, BBB shuffles]]
/ Jeffrey: Ugh, I shoulda known you was behind this, Better Business Burro. First you ruined Christmas by making us ship all those orders, now you're after Groundhog's Day, too?
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120205.html |
| St. Groundhog's Day 2012 Part Three | [[Jeffrey stands, Topato floats, in Punxsatawney, PA]]
/ Jeffrey: Alright, Topato. What do I gotta do to get you to cure my Groundhog curse?
/ Topato: Jeffrey are you aware that is has been nearly nine months since the last adventure story involving me? / Jeffrey: Two...three...five and a half...eight and five eighths...holy moley you're right, Topato! But I been busy, you know, runnin' your business and all...
/ Topato: Unsatisfactory. I demand satisfaction. / Jeffrey: Well what am I s'posed to do?
/ Topato: I demand you continue the story of Wigu Tinkle with a story that heavily involved Sheriff Pony and myself, with emphasis on myself. / Jeffrey: How the heck am I s'posed to do that? I barely got time to wipe my own butt these days what with err-body all hollerin' at me all the time. / Topato: That is why I am sending you on a... / [[Psychadelic lettering, crazy eyes]]
/ Topato: SPIRIT JOURNEY / {{Alt-text: Seem to have plenty of time to wipe OTHER people's butts though it seems.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120207.html |
| Enter the Spirit Journey | [[Jeffrey stands uncomfortably, Topato floats, in Punxsatawney, PA]]
/ Jeffrey: A spirit journey? I don't know about that, Topato...what if I get drug-tested?
/ Topato: Are you not technically your own employer? Why would you test yourself for drug use? / Jeffrey: Let's just say as my own boss I got at least one employee that totally sucks and my boss is a complete asshole.
/ Topato: Ah, self-deprecation. How...quaint. However the type of spirit journey I speak of requires little to no manipulation of your primitive dopamine receptors. / [[Close on AMTRAK ticket in Jeffrey's hand: it reads "SPRINGFIELD MA TO SYRACUSE, ROUND TRIP]]
/ Topato: Here.
/ Jeffrey: But how am I...
/ Topato: You are not permitted to bring any electronics. Only pen and paper.
/ Jeffrey: But...
/ Topato: You will have to use your imagination.
/ Jeffrey: But--
/ Topato: Especially for that. / {{Alt-text: I tried to file a sexual harassment suit against my employer but my employer counter-sued on the grounds that I was too sexy. It cost me $50 but bought me half an hour of high self-esteem.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120208.html |
| Spirit Journey's End | Jeffrey: Ah. My spirit journey is complete. / Jeffrey: Now I just gotta sit down at my computerin' machine and get all these ideas organized. / [[Later]] Jeffrey: I ... I don't .... / Jeffrey: What the fuck does this even mean? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120210.html |
| Tell Us the Truth About St Valentime's Day | [[Jeffrey sits at computer in foreground, Weedmaster P in background]]
/ Jeffrey: Okay internet, I get it. Sometimes ladies have weenies. I get it.
/ Weedmaster P: WHOA DID YOU COME BACK FROM YOUR SPIRIT JOURNEY
/ Jeffrey: I been back. Now git, I'm researchin' about Valentime Day. / Weedmaster P: BUT DON'T WE ALREADY KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT VALENTIME'S DAY
/ Jeffrey: Nope. Apparently the reason it's about love is to cover up for some mysterious, horrifically violent historic event.
/ Weedmaster P: LIKE HOW WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE I GOT TO LOOK AT A RICHARD SCARRY BOOK OR I START THROW-UP CRYING / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY DID YOU KNOW THAT I ONCE WENT ON A SPIRIT JOURNEY...
/ Jeffrey: No way.
/ Weedmaster P: ...THAT I AM STILL ON / {{Alt-text: STREET VALENTIME'S, when the streets ran red with BLOOD, STREET BLOOD flowing out of HEARTS -or- I wish Richard Scarry would have made a book explaining the Heat Death of the Universe, but maybe that's MY destiny...}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120214.html |
| Grider | [[An excited and levitating Tallahassee approaches Jeffrey who is sitting sadly on the floor in his shorts.]]
/ Tallahassee: Hey Jeffrey, the gang's all going out to watch "Ghost Rider"! You wanna come with?
/ Jeffrey: What's "Ghost Rider"? / [[The back of Tallahassee's head starts to explain, but Jeffrey smiles thinking of the magic that awaits him and holds up a hand to stop her. Nic Cage, dressed as a cowboy, sits atop a translucent peanut shaped ghost waving his hat.]]
/ Tallahassee: It's got Nicolas Cage and--
/ Ghost ridden by dream Nic Cage: Boo!
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120222.html |
| What's THAT All About | [[Jeffrey stands in brightly colored outfit (red shoes, orange high-waisted pants with suspenders, yellow shirt with white collar, turquoise tie), talking to Weedmaster P, who is sitting on the floor cradling Joanna]]
/ Jeffrey: The other day I went to a drive-thru ATM and it had braille writing on it! What's the deal with that? / [[Weedmaster P getting up]] / [[He walks away, looking over shoulder]] / [[Same as last panel, without Weedmaster P]] / [[Weedmaster P peeks around wall]]
/ Weedmaster P: ONCE I SAW A SIGN BESIDE THE ROAD ADVERTISING A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE / {{Alt-text: Either that or deaf people possess an almost supernatural understanding of the locations of things. Either way this comic demonstrates just how poorly Weedmaster P understands the world around him.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120224.html |
| L.E.A.P. Day 2012 | Heh, heh, heh. Happy March First, everyone.
/ It's not March 1st. It's February 29th. Leap Day. / Wait, whaaaaaat? / No! / I turned off the grow light for my Rapture Demon one day too soon!
/ Stupid discount calendar bin... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120229.html |
| Gods and Monsters | [[Joanna and Winston lie around, being dumb. Weedmaster P observes, hands on hips]]
/ Weedmaster P: DO ANIMALS THINK PEOPLE ARE LIKE, GODS / [[Weedmaster P kneels by Joanna, Jeffrey stands next to them]]
/ Weedmaster P: AND THE REASON THEY ACT SO DUMB IS BECAUSE THEY'RE TRIPPING AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF BALLS ON ACCOUNT OF CONSTANTLY BEING IN THE PRESENCE OF DIVINE BEINGS
/ Jeffrey: Uhh / [[YHWH appears, exasperated; Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are on floor, licking their crotches like cats]]
/ YHWH: What's goin' on in here?! You guys cut that out, that's disgusting!
/ Jeffrey: Quiet, we're busy. / {{Alt-text: It's not like the human mouth can really get any dirtier.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20120306.html |
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