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| TAKE EM OUT PAT | I'M GONNA TAKE OUT PAT ROBERTSON!
/ ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GONNA ASSASSINATE PAT ROBERTSON?
/ NO, I MEAN "TAKE HIM OUT." LIKE, TO DINNER. MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050825.html |
| WEBCEST STRIKES AGAIN | Jeffrey: Taxachusetts...
/ Jeffrey: tuberculosis...
/ Jeffrey: Webcest... / Crissy Moran: Jeffrey, why are you wasting your time! The world needs your word right now! The world needs... webcest!
/ Jeffrey: Wow! Crissy Moran! / Crissy Moran: Do it before somebody else does!
/ Multi-breasted Rat-warrior College Student: Do it for the inter net!
/ Jeffrey: Thanks for believing in me, Crissy Moran and multi-breasted rat-warrior college student. / {{Mouseover text: the world needs Webcest like a bisexual college girl needs a suicidegirls account.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050826.html |
| WILL YOU HELP ME BUY A NEW CAMERA | Jeffrey: Well, I've been stalling for over a week so it's prob'ly time to explore my haunted basement! / Jeffrey: ...but it's dark down there... and I'm poor now and I don't have a camera... If only the internet would buy a camera for me! / Baby: Jeffrey, it's just an old basement why do ye a camera to go into a basement?
/ Jeffrey: So I can get a free camera and show the internet pictures I take with it. / {{Mouseover text: help me internet you're my only hope}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050827.html |
| OF BUTTS AND HUTS | Weedmaster P: I'M A NERD AND YOU'RE A TURD I LIVE IN A HUT AND YOU LIVE IN A BUTT
/ Jeffrey: Ha ha! I didn't know that nerds lived in huts! / Weedmaster P: OF COURSE THEY DO YOU LIVE IN A HUT AFTER ALL
/ Jeffrey: Wait, I thought you said I was a turd and as a result I live in a butt. / Weedmaster P: THE TURD LIVES IN A HUT THAT IS INSIDE OF A BUTT / {{Mouseover text: inside the butts of nerds live nerd turds}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050828.html |
| OPPRESS THE NOVICE | [[Weedmaster P is hunched over his computer]]
/ WEEDMASTER P: Gotta get in there gotta level up
/ JEFFREY: Hey Weedmaster P are you "pwning teh n00bxorz"? / [[Weedmaster P hits Jeffrey in the face with a tire iron]]
/ < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050830.html |
| VOTE FOR SCARFACE | [[Jeffrey and the Poopmonster are in the office]]
/ Jeffrey: I've got it! I'll change my name to Kerry Edwards so I can run for president and save money on bumper stickers!
/ The Poopmonster: Dammit, I was about 10 seconds from thinking of that! / [[Jeffrey is an old politician in a suit with a scar on his cheek, giving a speech]]
/ Narrator: Two years in the future:
/ Jeffrey: My name is Kerry Edwards and I want to rule the smoldering remains of the American Empire because I don't waste money on bumper stickers. / Jeffrey: I'll also try to do something about the plagues and hordes of demonic warlords but I can't promise anything. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050901.html |
| THE ULTIMATE CHARACTER | Baby: My, what a lovely day!
/ Jeffrey: Not nearly lovely enough, if you ask me. This is America. We deserve lovelier. / Jeffrey: Screw this! I'm goin' back inside to make up the greatest cartoon character in the history of Earth. / Jeffrey: I hope you brought some tissues, world, because your mind is about to get blown. / Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: ROBOT MONKEY PIRATE ZOMBIE MUMMY NINJA HOBO COWBOY! / {{Mouseover text: ROBOT JESUS WOOKIEE CYBORG PIRATE ROBOT TALIBAN ZOMBIE MUMMY HITLER HOBO COWBOY MANGA}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050903.html |
| CYBER PUNK'D | Jeffery: Guys, we have to get on the INTERNET!
/ Weedmaster P: ALL RIGHT JACKIN' IN TO SOME CYBER JUICE
/ Baby: I'll get my gear! / Jeffrey: All right we have to jack in to a live node. What do you got for me, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: YO I AM PATCHED INTO THE SYSTEM BUT SON OF A BITCH THE NODE IS ENCRYPTED / [[A shot of Jeffrey intently staring at the screen as greenish binary numbers fly around his head]] / Baby: I got it Jeffrey! I rerouted the encryption to Cuba!
/ Jeffrey: That's my girl, Baby Zero Ice. / Weedmaster P: DAMN SHE'S GOOD
/ Jeffrey: Yep! In the male-dominated world of elite cyber-hacking, sometimes pretty girls are the best hackers of all! / Jeffrey: Now you guys have got to see this fetish website about shitting nipples. / {{Mouseover text: just trust me on the nipples thing okay}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050906.html |
| I AM MADE OF POISON AND XML | [[Rather than a comic, this is simply the I AM MADE OF POISON sticker in black and yellow.]] / {{Mouseover text: no shoes no shirt no fun}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050907.html |
| MOTORCYCLES ARE LOUD | Weedmaster P: MAN I LOVE JAPAN SO MUCH I GET SO MAD WHEN I THINK ABOUT US NUKING JAPAN THAT I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE
/ Jeffrey: I can't hear you over the god-damned motorcycles!! / Weedmaster P: DAMN JEFF WHY YOU HATIN' ON MOTORCYCLES DO YOU HATE FREEDOM
/ Jeffrey: If motorcycles get to be loud then I should be able to scream as loud as I want everywhere I go. / Jeffrey: RAAARGH! YEEEP! I'M A MOTORCYCLE!! YEEEEEARRRGH! / {{Mouseover text: I'm gonna need a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and I have to go into a controlled slide}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050908.html |
| BECAUSE PLAY | Jeffrey: MANDATORY COSPLAY FRIDAY! / Weedmaster P [in Geisha outfit]: WEEDGEISHA P REPORTING FOR DUTY
/ Baby [in She-Ra outfit]: Why do we have to do this again, Jeffrey?
/ Jeffrey [in Slash outfit]: Because it's mandatory. That means you have to. / Baby: But why Jeffrey? Why Friday? Why?
/ Jeffrey: It's harder to be terrified about death when everybody's decked out like jackasses. / {{Mouseover text: my Duff McKagan outfit is at the cleaners.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050909.html |
| THE WORLD OF SPACE | [[An iTunes window in the background is showing Sufjan Steven's "The 50 States Song (Live) is playing.]]
/ Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Let's go on a trip. The solar system, get in a spaceship, let's go and visit them! / Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: From Mercury to Planet X, fly through the ort cloud, it's not that complex / Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Gaze at Uranus, Cydonia's face, Lasso a comet, a cowboy in space / Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Tranquility sea, it just isn't that wet, Jupiter's red spot, Saturn's silhouette / Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Take a shuttle bound for Mars, we can all look at the stars, driving bouncy little cars, these pyramids look just like ours. / Weedmaster P, Baby and Jeffrey [[Singing]]: Venus is cloudy, Neptune's too cold, Pluto is lonesome, four billion years old. / {{Mouseover text: The Solar System Song, or More Money Should Be Spent On Space Research Because If You Think Hurricanes Are Bad, Just Wait Until We Have To Deal With the Aftermath of a Collision With an Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050914.html |
| SUFFERING SUCCOTASH | Weedmaster P: JEFFREY SOME GUY WATCHED TV FOR 70 HOURS STRAIGHT TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR CHILDREN SUFFERING
/ Jeffrey: Whoa! Children can suffer?! / Jeffrey: All this time I thought children were totally impervious to things that are terrible! I have been blind! / Baby: Hey, where's Jeffrey?
/ Weedmaster P: HE WENT TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL TO VOLUNTEER FOR 70 HOURS
/ Baby: So? / {{Mouseover text: the joke is that nobody cares about anything unless it's mind-numbingly stupid.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050917.html |
| THE BRITISH INSPECTION | < http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050919.html |
| PUNCHING THE SKY | Baby: What's wrong, Jeffrey? Why are you punching yourself and screaming in the mirror and vomiting?
/ Jeffrey: The Englishman is coming back to America. / Baby: GASP! My former lover?
/ Jeffrey: Yeah, he's comin' back to make fun of America... wait, you used to bang The Englishman? / Jeffrey: Weedmaster P, you must help me defeat The Englishman.
/ Weedmaster P: NO I WILL NOT HAVE MY HEART BROKEN AGAIN / {{Mouseover text: A giant shriek bellows from the Freedom Eagle's Beak of Liberty}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050920.html |
| SNAKES ON A PLANE | [[The horizon. Samuel L. Jackson is holding a lightsaber and a badge.]]
/ Samuel L. Jackson: SNAKES ON A PLANE!!
/ Jeffrey: Oh my god! A plane... with snakes on it? / Samuel L. Jackson: SNAKES ON A MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLANE!!
/ Jeffrey: Somebody just lets a bunch of snakes loose on a plane, holy crap. / Samuel L. Jackson: AND THERE AIN'T A GOT-DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!
/ Jeffrey: Not when there's snakes on a plane. / {{alt text: SNAKES ON A PLANE}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050921.html |
| CVB | Jeffrey: Huh? / [[A shot of Jeffrey's arm with CVB written on it in pen.]]
/ Jeffrey: What the hell is CVB? / Poopmonster: Come on Jeffrey, it's time to go to Maryland and fight The Englishman.
/ Jeffrey: Hang on I'm trying to figure something out.
/ Poopmonster: Come on. / Jeffrey: Dangit I got to take a shower but I have to find a way to remind myself that I'm trying to figure out what CVB means... / [[A shot of Jeffrey writing CVB in larger letters under the spot it already says CVB]] / {{Mouseover text: what is CVB}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050922.html |
| OVERCOMPENSATING: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR GIANT KARAOKE MACHINE | Narration: BETHESDA, MD... 23. SEP. 2005
/ 29 HOURS SINCE LAST SLEEP...
/ Jeff: Where are we, is this still New Jersey?
/ The Poopmonster: We're here, Jeffrey, we're at where we are. / Jeff: Hey uh are you guys some cartooners I guess.
/ Cartooner 1: I beg your pardon! We are comic artists. We are profoundly important.
/ Cartooner 2: It will be decades before the mainsteam truly understands us. / Jeff: God damn I didn't ask your life story.
/ Cartooner 2: Would you like to buy my life story? 2% of the profits go to hurricane relief. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050928.html |
| SPX MEMORIES | Jeffrey: Woah! Where are we? Is it time to sign autographs?
/ Poopmonster: Huh? SPX is over bub. We're goin' back t' Taxachusetts.
/ Jeffrey: No Way. / Jeffrey: Oh my God! Somebody must have stolen my memories!
/ Poopmonster: That's crazy. What d'ya think this is, a comic book?
/ Jeffrey: It happens all the time! / [[MANCHESTER, ENGLAND]]
/ The Englishman: Had a bit of a rough time gettin' that through the old customs!
/ [[Barrel Labeled Jeffrey's Memories]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050929.html |
| Support our troops | Woman: Support our troops!
/ Jeffrey: Okay. Now what?
/ Woman: You ain't supportin' the troops! You ain't got a sticker on your car or a t-shirt!
/ Jeffrey: Can't I just support the troops in my own quiet way with prayers and writing to public officials?
/ Woman: How much more simple can I make it? There are some troops. You support them. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!
/ Jeffrey: Support our troops. http://overcompensating.com/posts/20050930.html |
| EGGS AT ELEVEN | Caption: 11:04 am / Jeffrey (in fancy sports car): Boy I sure could go for some scrambled eggs. / Sign: Welcome to South Hadley "WE DO NOT SERVE EGGS AFTER 11 AM" / Jeffrey (wielding a sword and leaping heroically): We'll see about that! / Jeffrey (lands in front of Pancake House, ready to battle): Those who do not serve me eggs shall be served doom! / Jeffrey (pondering): Hmm... / Jeffrey: Pancakes... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051003.html |
| DMT | Jeffrey: Tell me about those dragons, Weedmaster P. / Weedmaster P: OH MY GOD JEFFREY LOOK / Weedmaster P: IT IS A MACHINE ELF / (Machine elf flies in, wielding a hammer and screwdriver, smiling sweetly) / Weedmaster P: IF YOU CATCH A MACHINE ELF YOU BECOME THE MASTER OF REALITY / (Machine elf bares its enormous, bloody, yellow teeth) / (Machine elf vomits a river of blood into the room, Jeffrey and Weedmaster P are up to their chins in a blood flood) / Jeffrey: OH GOD! / Weedmaster P: SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051004.html |
| HAVA NAGILA | Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: As we walked through the feces and vagrant-strewn streets en route to the Decemberists show, a shadow loomed long. / Jeffrey [[Voiceover]]: Madame V wept openly. I felt eyes on me, and not the good kind of eyes like a college girl mistaking me for someone she likes... / Colin Meloy: Jeffrey Rowland is here tonight, Decemberists. At last, we have something to prove. This must be our greatest show ever. / [[Mouseover text: I know I need unique New York]] http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051006.html |
| KERRY EDWARDS AND THE EUTHANASIA PARTY | [[The Campaign Trail 2008 Kerry Edwards Headquarters]]
/ Kerry Edwards: How's the polls lookin', Weedmaster Turd Blossum?
/ Weedmaster Rove: we got good news and bad news / Weedmaster Rove: 95% of americans are in prison for treason and aidsbola poxflu x is killing 1500 people a second.
/ Kerry Edwards: Gosh what's the good news? / Weedmaster Rove: nasa-darpa has taken a photograph of god
/ Kerry Edwards: Oh yeah? That sounds nice.
/ Weedmaster Rove: he is pointing at us and laughing http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051007.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051010.html?ref=nf">http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051010.html?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| AMERICAN GRAFFITI | [[Jeffrey sits on the toilet in a bathroom stall.]] / [[The following are on separate sections of the inside of the stall.]]
/ Writing: Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted / [[An arrow leads from this writing to the previous]]
/ Writing: There you sit Dumb as Hell Think you're funny but can not spell. / Writing: Here I lay drunk as hell can't get up because I fell / Writing: Here I sit on the deal finally finished with my meal / [[Jeffrey has his tongue out in a thoughtful manner as he reached out to write.]] / Writing: YOUR GAY / {{Mouseover text: Here I sit on the toilet, don't say Dumbledore died you'll spoil it.}} http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051011.html |
| NOT NEARLY NIGH ENOUGH | [The Poopmonster and Jeffrey are protesting in front of a wintry landscape. They carry picket signs reading "The End is Nigh" and "The End Couldn't be Nigher", respectively]
/ Poopmonster: Them ice caps is a-meltin'!
/ Jeffrey: Good! / Poopmonster: The world's oil supply will be gone in less than 20 years!
/ Jeffrey: Dinosaurs died so you can dine on the patio in December! / Jeffrey: People take themselves seriously when they use the word "blogosphere."
/ Poopmonster [falling to the ground]: Sweet chariot! http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051013.html |
| ROCKTOBER RAIN | Jeffrey: Ok! We get it! You can rain! Enough with the raining! / Weedmaster P: JEFFREY SCREAMING AT THE CLOUDS ISN'T GONNA MAKE THE RAIN STOP YOU DICK ASS
/ Jeffery: Who else am I gonna scream at? You got a better idea? / Weedmaster P: LOOK I KNOW A GUY OKAY BUT IT'LL COST YOU TWO HUNDRED
/ Jeffrey: Two hundred dollars to make it stop raining?! Man, what a deal!
/ Weedmaster P: I KNOW RIGHT / [[Weedmaster P walking with the money in his hand]] / Weedmaster P's Guy: What can I do ya for, Weedmaster P?
/ Weedmaster P: YO I GOt A FRIEND NEEdS A FAVOR /
/ [[In header, "THE NEXT DAY..." Jeffrey looking disappointed]]
/ Jeffrey: What a beautiful day... Sigh, if only I had two hundred dollars... http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051014.html |
| BREAKIN' THE LAW | [[ Weedmaster P with long stretchy limbs a la Plastic Man ]]
/ Jeffrey: Oh God! What's wrong with my mind?!
/ Weedmaster P: Nothing Jeffrey see I figgered it all out / [[ Weedmaster P as the prince from Katamari Damacy ]]
/ Weedmaster P: The laws of physics only exist because you believe they do If you stop believing they won't exist anymore
/ Jeffrey: Wow! You're right! / [[ Jeffrey is heavily muscled, Weedmaster P sports a tube top and four female breasts ]]
/ Narrator: Two hours later...
/ Jeffrey: I wish there was a law we could ignore that stopped us from feeling ashamed of what we've done.
/ Weedmaster P: Huh? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051017.html |
| DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CHICK | Jeffrey: Ha ha! Some people on the inter-net are saying you look like a chick, Weedmaster P!
/ Weedmaster P: MAYBE IF YOU COULD DRAW I WOULD LOOK RIGHT / Jeffrey: Oh, now you think you can draw a cyber-comic? You think you got the right stuff?
/ Weedmaster P: ANY OLD DICKHEAD CAN DO WHAT YOU DO / [[Panel drawn by P: Jeff is a huge penis and P is all muscly and a little on fire]]
/ Weedmaster P: HA HA HA HA HA HA
/ Jeffrey: WHAT? http://overcompensating.com/posts/20051018.html |
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