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| He tried hard but often failed | After years of being a frustrated novelist, he became obsessed with the idea of constructing an entire story in just two sentences. / He tried hard but often failed. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts000.html |
| Every night she climbed up the hill | Every night she climbed up the hill behind the old church and set the bonfire. / One day he'd see the flames and come back for her. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts001.html |
| Extra-ordinary | When you told me that you thought I as extraordinary my heart skipped a beat. / But the more I think about it, the more I realize you meant that I was just extra ordinary. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts002.html |
| Giant monkey mask | This isn't actually me, it's just a giant monkey mask. / My real face is too horrible to look at. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts003.html |
| Waste anything but time | Waste anything but time. / Time is our most precious resource. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts004.html |
| I used to lie awake at night | I used to lie awake at night tortured with worry that I only had a finite number of days like this left before I died. / Now that I'm dead, I lie awake at night worrying that every day will be like this for eternity. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts005.html |
| When I'm lonely I look at them | Under my bed, I keep a cigar box full of valentines I've never been brave enough to send. / When I'm lonely I look at them and dream of what could have been. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts006.html |
| War is the new black | Report suspicious activity. / War is the new black. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts007.html |
| I never thought my words would have any value | I never thought that my words would have any value. / But after the war, the price of kindling skyrocketed. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts008.html |
| Can't be crazy | I keep telling you, I can't be crazy. Because, you know, I take all the most popular pills I mean. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts009.html |
| Rumbling through the foothills | Strange lonesome monsters rumble through the foothills. / Every evening, as I drive past, I can hear them softly sobbing. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts010.html |
| You may come upon a hatch | On the path out of town, past the old covered bridge, you may come upon a strange hatch in the ground. / If you see it start to open, close your eyes and run! http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts011.html |
| All the monuments they made were dedicated to war | All the monuments they made were dedicated to war. / We had to make the monuments to peace ourselves. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts012.html |
| During parties she liked to excuse herself | During parties, she liked to excuse herself, sneak into the bedroom, and insert dollar bills into people's pockets. / It made her warm inside to know that she had just made someone's day. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts013.html |
| To live on the banks | I always wanted to live on the banks of a lazy river. / Maybe I'll get the chance one day, after I retire. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts014.html |
| An entire civilization of one-inch tall people | Under a hedge near your garage lives an entire civilization of one inch tall people. / But like everyone else, they don't even know you exist. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts015.html |
| Just like everybody else | I know I'm just a regular toy robot just like everybody else. / But still, at night I dream I'm a pirate. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts016.html |
| Deep under the earth | Deep under the earth, they toil in darkness, only rarely poking their heads above ground to marvel at our sky. / To them, our world is their heaven. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts017.html |
| Two wars of conquest | After a thousand churches, a million empty bottles, two wars of conquest and a dozen highest mountains, I've finally found what I've been looking for... / ...in your eyes. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts018.html |
| Isn't there anyone left? | Isn't there anyone left? / Dear God! I can't be the only one still alive. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts019.html |
| Take us to your leaders | "Take us to your leaders," they kept saying again and again. / But they refused to believe us, and went back home. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts020.html |
| To fight monsters | We went to war to fight monsters. / When we returned from war, we were monsters. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts021.html |
| The thought of dying | I don't mind the thought of dying. / I just could never stand the thought of being alone. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts022.html |
| Tried every station on the dial | He meticulously tried every station on the antique radio, day after day. / But he never heard her voice again. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts023.html |
| My eyes are filled | I can't see anything else anymore. / My eyes are filled with gods. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts024.html |
| We can't seem to find the ground anymore | "To whomever finds this letter: We've been lost up here for weeks now and we can't seem to find the ground anymore. For God's sake, pray for our souls." / The man put the note into the last bottle of champagne, and threw it off the zeppelin's gondoloa into a clear, azure-blue sky. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts025.html |
| Why is there something instead of nothing? | "Why is there something instead of nothing?" the man cried to the heavens one last time. / Then he took a step, in hope of finding out. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts026.html |
| The only good part is | I'm really sad that you're dead, really I am. / The only good part is that now I can ride as fast as I like without having to wait for you to catch up. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts027.html |
| Then one day I found my name | I used to think it was weird how, after the war, I would spend more and more of my free time just wandering around the old graveyard outside of town. / Then one day I found my name written on one of the tombstones. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts028.html |
| I'm going to save the world | I'm going to save the world. / No matter how many people I have to kill to do it. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts029.html |