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Unidentified Flying Objects Steve: Hey, Jim! What do you suppose that is? / / Jim: Beats me, Steve, but I'm starting to wonder what the cafeteria's been putting in its ice cream cones... / {{Strip# 00060; Created: 04.19.00; Starring: Jim, Rob, Scamper, Steve; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Squirrels Away! Scamper: Y'know, it really is beautful up here. / Rob: It really is. Nothing escapes your attention up here. You can see every little thing around you for miles and mi -- / <> / Rob: -- whoops! / {{Strip# 00061; Created: 04.25.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspec...
Scared Chute-less Scamper: Now, thanks to Rob, I'm plummeting through the air towards my death. / Scamper: I have no idea how I'm going to get out of this one. / Scamper: But it'll probably be embarassing... / {{Strip# 00062; Created: 04.25.00; Starring: Ric, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Rescue Rabbits Scamper: Great, now Ric's coming to my rescue. This keeps getting better and better... / / {{Strip# 00063; Created: 04.25.00; Starring: Ric, Scamper, Warren; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Like You Didn't See it Coming Ric and Warren race to catch Scamper as he falls to his doom: / <> / Scamper: Hey! / {{Strip# 00064; Created: 04.25.00; Starring: Ric, Scamper, Warren; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
 
The Downward Squirrel Scamper: Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and falling and then you wake up? / / Scamper: Man, I wish this were one of those dreams... / {{Strip# 00065; Created: 04.25.00; Starring: Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Splashdown Scamper: Well, this is it. I'm doomed. Any second now, and I'll go "splat!" / <> / Scamper: Agh! I can't swim! / Rob: What happened to the "splat"? / {{Strip# 00066; Created: 04.26.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Credit Where Credit's Due Scamper: Thanks for pulling me out of the pond, Rob. You saved my life! / Rob: Hey, no problem. / Scamper: But wait a minute! I wouldn't have been in the pond if you hadn't dropped me in there in the first place! / Rob: Hoo boy, would you look at the time! Gotta fly! / Scamper: Get back here so I can...
No Substitutions Scamper: Now that you've given up eating worms, perhaps you'd like to try an acorn. / Rob: I'll try anything now. / <> / Rob: BLECHH! That's disgusting! It's all soggy on the inside! / Scamper: This from the guy who until so recently ate worms?! / {{Strip# 00068; Created: 05.15.00; Starring:...
The Great Language Barrier Student #1: C'mon little squirrel! Eat the bread crumbs! / Student #2: It's okay, we won't hurt you. / Scamper: You humans do realize, of course, what pathetic losers you must look like, talking to a squirrel. / Student #1: Awww! Isn't it cute the way they squeak like that! / Scamper: Curse my underdeveloped...
 
I Don't Get No Respect! Scamper: Rob, the humans refuse to take me seriously! It's so frustrating! / Rob: How can you expect them to do that when you're all small and cute and furry? / Scamper: So what am I supposed to do? / Rob: Maybe if you gained 300 pounds and grew some fangs... / Scamper: I came to the wrong person with...
R-E-S-P-E-C-T... Rob: Seriously though, if you want the humans' respect, you should do what I do. / Scamper: What's that? / Rob: Divebomb 'em and peck at their heads! / Scamper: But Rob, I'm a squirrel. / Scamper: Besides, they just end up throwing Frisbees at you! / Rob: Sure, but they do it out of fear. / {{Strip#...
Scamper's Quest. True. Scamper: So wazzup, Rob? / Rob: Watchin' the game, havin' a Bud. / Scamper: True, true. / Scamper: WAZZUUUUP!! / Rob: WAZZUUUUP!! / Ric: / Wrigley: WAZZUUUUP!! / Trixie: Hmph. Boys. / {{Strip# 00072; Created: 05.16.00; Starring: Ric, Rob, Scamper, Trixie, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's...
Living Fossil Trixie: Did you know that they think dinosaurs evolved into birds? / [[Rob gets hit by Frisbee]] / <> / Scamper: I think we know what happened to the Stupidosaurus, then. / {{Strip# 00073; Created: 05.17.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Actions Speak Louder than Words Rob: I was just telling Wrigley about the time you go stuck in a tree. / Wrigley: You're just an accident waiting to happen, aren't you? / Scamper: Hey now, that's not fair -- / <> / Rob: You were saying? / Scamper: I'm not a clutz, really I'm not! / {{Strip# 00074; Created: 05.17.00; Starring:...
 
Cut Scene Rob: Scamper, get up! You fell on Wrigley! / Scamper: Hey, Wrigley! Are you okay? / Wrigley/Wrigley II: AAAGH! I've been cut in half!! / {{Strip# 00075; Created: 05.19.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Wrigley, Wrigley II; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Split Personality Scamper: So, which one of you is the real Wrigley? / Wrigley/Wrigley II: I AM!! / Wrigley/Wrigley II: ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! ARE NOT! AM TOO! / Rob: Well, let me know how it turns out! / Scamper: Hey! Where...
Avoiding the Problem Scamper: Now look here, Rob: you can't just leave me to sort out this "which Wrigley is which?" mess all by myself! / Scamper: After all, he's your friend! / Rob: But you cut him in half! / Scamper: But I wouldn't have if he hadn't been your friend! / Scamper: Wait, that didn't come out right... / Rob:...
What Price Victory? Rob: Hey! There's a game of Fris -- / <> / Rob: Hey! I caught it! I caught it! / Student #1: Dude, your Frisbee's stuck on that bird. / Student #2: I bet I can knock it loose with my football! / {{Strip# 00078; Created: 05.27.00; Starring: Rob; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
How to Tell a Worm Rob: So did you ever figure out which Wrigley was the original one? / Scamper: Sure. Remember when you tried to eat Wrigley, way back when? / Rob: I bit his back half, so the original would be the one without the beak marks. But where are they now? / Scamper: Oh, they're "bonding". / <> / Trixie:...
 
Cutting Worms: Two Views Rob: Well, now I know that if you cut a worm in half, you can get two worms! / Scamper: There's a name for that process, I believe... / Scamper: Spontaneous regeneration? / Rob: Unlimited food supply? / {{Strip# 00080; Created: 05.27.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspec...
Two of a Kind Wrigley: So, what do you want to do today, Wrigley II? / Wrigley II: I could go for digging some holes... / Wrigley: Wow! I just thought of that! / Wrigley II: Of course you did, idiot! We're the same worm! / Wrigley: I wouldn't be surprised... / Wrigley II: ...if we started finishing... / Wrigley: ...each...
Identity Crises Scamper: Whaddya know? It's Ric, Wrigley, and Rob! Good morning, guys! / Wrigley II: Actually, that's Warren, and I'm Wrigley II. / Rob: and my name's Cecil, not Rob. / Scamper: "Cecil"?! / Rob: Well, no, I'm Rob. I just thought I'd play along... / Scamper: Don't do that to me!! / {{Strip# 00082; Created:...
Two's a Crowd Wrigley II: I've decided that things have gotten too confusing with two of me around...so I'm leaving. / Scamper: Well, we'll miss you around here, Wrigley. / Wrigley: I'm Wrigley! / Wrigley II: See what I mean? / {{Strip# 00083; Created: 08.02.00; Starring: Scamper, Wrigley, Wrigley II; Tagline: a...
Separate Ways Wrigley II: Well, so long guys! It's been fun! / <> / Rob: So where's Wrigley II going? / Wrigley: He said he's going to try digging through the earth until he gets to the other side. / Rob: Does he know about the molten core? / Wrigley: The what? / Rob: Never mind; he'll find out. / {{Strip# 00084;...
 
The Butt of the Joke Rob: So do you miss Wrigley II at all? / Wrigley: Not really. / Wrigley: Actually, I'm kind of glad that he's gone. / Rob: That seems kind of harsh... / Wrigley: Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who used to be your butt? / Rob: Ah, I see what you mean... / {{Strip# 00085; Created:...
Free Sample Student: Ugh! There's no way I can finish this large mocha! / Scamper: I don't understand how humans'll just throw their trash anywhere they want! / Rob: I don't understand how you'll put your mouth on anything the humans throw to you! / Scamper: I don't understand why you won't shutup and let me enjoy...
Highly Caffeinated Rob: So how does "mocha" taste? / [[Scamper's eyes bug out!]] / Rob: Is that good or bad? / Scamper: Are you okay, Rob? You're sh-sh-shaking like a leaf! / {{Strip# 00087; Created: 07.21.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
A Time for Change? Scamper: We here at "Scamper's Quest" think it's time that the strip began tackling some hard topics. Expect future storylines to deal with such subjects as suicide, abortion, and religion. / Rob: Scamper! Come look! Wrigley just sneezed all over himself! / Scamper: Never mind. / {{Strip# 00088; Created:...
Will Beg for Food Rob: Hey, humans! I want food! / Rob: Gimme food!! / Scamper: Hey, Rob. / Student: Aw, look at the cute squirrel! Toss him some bread! / Rob: How do you do it? / Scamper: It's just one of the perks of being small, cute and furry. / {{Strip# 00089; Created: 09.04.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline:...
 

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