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A Friendly Reminder Scamper: So Rob, do you know what a week from today is? / Rob: Uh...Monday? / Scamper: Besides that, you twit. / Rob: Um...Arbor Day? / Scamper: It's my birthday!! / Rob: Well, duh. I thought you meant besides that. / {{Strip# 00090; Created: 09.18.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's...
Happy 2nd Birthday, Scamper! Trixie: Do you want your birthday present now, Scamper? / Scamper: Sure. / Trixie: {Happy birthday, Scamper!} / <> / Rob: Hmm... That's gonna be a tough gift to beat... / Scamper: ... / {{Color Strip# 00091; Created: 09.19.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's pe...
Good Things Come in Small Packages Scamper: Gee Rob, you got me an acorn for my birthday. Uh...thanks. / Rob: Ah, but it's not just any acorn... / Rob: It's an acorn filled with -- / Scamper: MOCHA!! / {{Color Strip# 00092; Created: 09.20.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Baby One More Time? Scamper: Thanks for the birthday kiss. Can I get another one? / Trixie: No! / Scamper: How about just one little smack on the cheek? / Trixie: Well, okay... / <> / {{Strip# 00093; Created: 10.01.00; Starring: Scamper, Trixie; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
When it Rains, it Pummels Scamper: Nothing can ruin a perfectly good day quite like a rainstorm. / <> / Scamper: ...except for a hailstorm. / {{Strip# 00094; Created: 10.06.00; Starring: Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
 
Kiss and Tell Rob: So, what's this kissing stuff all about? / Scamper: Excuse me? / Rob: When Trixie kissed you on your birthday, it just about put you in a coma. So it must have been a really good kiss, right? / Scamper: Wait...you're not jealous of me kissing Trixie, are you? / Rob: What? A mammal? Ick! Don't be...
The Secret is Out Scamper: So am I to understand that you've never kissed a girl bird before? / Rob: Never have, never will. / / Scamper: Uh...is that because you don't like girl birds, Rob? / Rob: It's because I don't have any lips, furball!! / {{Strip# 00096; Created: 10.13.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther...
Dirty Lies Scamper: Wrigley, can I ask you a question? / Wrigley: Go right ahead! I'm an expert in many many areas! / Scamper: Can I ask you a question about love? / Wrigley: Well, I'm more of a dirt specialist, really. / Scamper: I thought you said you were an expert in "many many areas." / Wrigley: Many many areas...
Intermission Scampi: The gang at "Scamper's Quest" is taking a much-deserved break this week, so in the meantime... / Scampi: What do you want to do today, Lob? / Lob: I don't know, Scampi... How 'bout a game of Frisbee? / Scampi: Uh...what exactly is a Frisbee, Lob? / Lob: I have no idea. / {{Strip# 00098; Created:...
Caf Food, Glorious Food Student #1: Yuck! This caf food is disgusting! / Student #2: Throw it away, then. But hurry up; I wanna go play foosball. / Student #2: Just chuck it into the grass; no one will care. / Student #1: Seriously though, I don't know who they expect to eat that stuff. / Scamper: Ooh! Yum! / {{Strip# 00099;...
 
They Say Caf Food Grows on You Rob: What's so bad about this "caf food" that people just throw it on the ground? / [[J'lo growing]] / [[J'lo growing]] / [[J'lo growing]] / Scamper: I'm starting to get an idea or two... / {{Color Strip# 00100; Created: 10.22.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's persp...
Take Me to Your {gibberish} Rob: What do you suppose it is? / J'lo: '(<'}"'"! / J'lo: Cripes! Forgot to turn on my translator again... / {{Strip# 00101; Created: 10.23.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Study Abroad J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 1: This is the log of sub-jeldin J'Lo. I have been left behind by the ship that delivers "caf food" to this human education facility. / J'lo: Until the next ship arrives, I intend to study what appear to be the intelligent species here -- / J'lo: -- creatures called "squirrels". / {{Strip#...
Lost in the Translation J'lo: Excuse me, have you seen a squirrel and a robin pass by this way? / J'lo: Entschuldigung, hast du ein Eichhörnchen und ein Rotkehlchen passieren gesehen? / J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 1: Have encountered two natives who are not acknowledging my presence. It is possible that my translator is broken... / {{Strip#...
Unbelievable J'lo: Greetings, squirrel. I am J'lo, an alien purveyor of "caf food." I have been left behind by my ship and wish to study you and your kind until I am retrieved. / / Scamper: Knock it off, Rob. April Fool's Day is still a long way off. / J'lo: Who is this "Rob"? / Scamper: I said knock it off! / {{Strip#...
 
The Joke's on You J'lo: I assure you, squirrel; I am not your friend "Rob". I am not playing a trick on you. / Scamper: Like heck you aren't. I gotta admit, though: that's one heckuva costume... / Rob: Who are you talking to, Scamper? / Scamper: Uh...um... / {{Strip# 00105; Created: 11.28.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper;...
All Work and No Play Scamper: You mean to tell me you think squirrels are the most intelligent creatures here? / J'lo: That's right. / Rob: But what about the humans? / J'lo: The humans? They're always working or studying, rarely taking the time to play! Squirrels have their priorities straight! / {{Strip# 00106; Created:...
One Fish, Two Fish Scampi: What's the matter, Lob? / Lob: I can't sleep. / Scampi: Try counting fish. / Lob: One... / Lob: Forty-eight... / Scampi: Maybe an analytical mind like yours needs something simpler... / Lob: Seventy-two... / {{Strip# 00107; Created: 01.14.01; Starring: Lob, Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's pers...
First Impressions Wrigley: What the heck is this?! Who are y--? / Wrigley: Wait! What are you do-- mmfph! mmfph! / <> / Scamper: Wrigley, meet J'lo. / Wrigley: mmfph! mmfph! / {{Strip# 00108; Created: 01.16.01; Starring: J'lo, Scamper, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Don't Eat the -- Too Late J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 6: Today I was introduced to a strange form of precipitation called "snow." / J'lo: My squirrel subject tells me that this snow is useful for building structures, forming into projectiles, and internal consumption. / J'lo: Having now tasted snow, I must admit it is something...
 
To Feed, or Not to Feed Rob: I am just starving! / Scamper: Bird food hard to find in the winter? / Rob: Yeah. / Scamper: So why didn't you migrate south with the rest of the birds? Or are you still upset that they all ditched you last year? / Rob: Well...yeah. / Scamper: You decided you'd rather starve? / Rob: Well, I hadn't...
The White Stuff Scamper: Any more luck finding food, Rob? / Rob: None; I'm starving! / Scamper: Come this way, then. I've got just the thing! / Rob: Mmmm...a big pile of snow. Just what I've been looking for. / Scamper: Just help me brush this snow off, okay? / {{Strip# 00111; Created: 02.15.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper;...
Aw, Nuts! Rob: How did you get your paws on so many acorns? / Scamper: I spent the entire fall gathering them. / Rob: I don't remember you ever doing that. / Scamper: I ususally did it while you were playing Ultimate Frisbee. / Rob: I always thought you spent that time making fun of me. / Scamper: Who said I can't...
Scampi's Last Adventure? Scampi: I'm so bored. I wish something would happen around here! / Lob: Hey, you know what they say about being careful what you wish for... / Customer: I'll take that one on the left, with the small claws. / {{Strip# 00113; Created: 02.18.00; Starring: Lob, Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspecti...
Acorns, Revisited <> / Rob: Ugh! I'd forgotten how disgusting these things were! / Scamper: Would you rather be eating nothing at all? / Rob: I'd rather be eating a big, fat, juicy worm... / Wrigley: I heard that!! / {{Strip# 00114; Created: 03.11.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's...
 
All Hail the Gossip Queen Trixie: Scamper! I heard about your big acorn pile; can I see it? / Scamper: How do you know about that?! It was supposed to be a secret! / Trixie: Rob told me about it. / Scamper: Aw, geez! And just how many people did you tell? / Meanwhile, at Wartburg College... / Chet: So, Monk, I heard about this...
April Fools! Scamper: All your base are belong to us! / Rob: What you say? / Trixie: ?? / You have no chance to survive make your time! / Ha ha ha!! / Trixie: Hmph! Boys... / {{Color Strip# 00116; Created: 04.01.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
Think Tank At Wartburg: / Chet: So this Scamper character at Luther College has a huge pile of acorns. How can we get our paws on them? / Monk: What if we stole all his acorns, and then held them for ransom in exchange for twice as many acorns? / Chet: You're an idiot, Monk. / {{Strip# 00117; Created: 04.07.01;...
Maternal Instincts Chet: Hey, Val! I need you to do us a real big favor. / Val: So what do you want this time? / Chet: We need a ride to Luther College. / Val: What am I, your mother? / Chet: Aw, c'mon! / Val: Okay, but only if you promise to behave! / Chet: What are you, our mother?! / {{Strip# 00118; Created: 04.22.01;...
Annoying Passenger Val: There are few things in life more enjoyable than flying... / Val: Up among the clouds, I can enjoy the peace and quiet and -- / Chet: Can't you go any faster?! / Val: Sure, I just need to drop this bag... / {{Strip# 00119; Created: 04.29.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Val; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's...
 

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