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| A Friendly Reminder | Scamper: So Rob, do you know what a week from today is?
/ Rob: Uh...Monday? / Scamper: Besides that, you twit.
/ Rob: Um...Arbor Day? / Scamper: It's my birthday!!
/ Rob: Well, duh. I thought you meant besides that. / {{Strip# 00090; Created: 09.18.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00090 |
| Happy 2nd Birthday, Scamper! | Trixie: Do you want your birthday present now, Scamper?
/ Scamper: Sure. / Trixie: {Happy birthday, Scamper!}
/ < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00091 |
| Good Things Come in Small Packages | Scamper: Gee Rob, you got me an acorn for my birthday. Uh...thanks. / Rob: Ah, but it's not just any acorn... / Rob: It's an acorn filled with --
/ Scamper: MOCHA!! / {{Color Strip# 00092; Created: 09.20.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00092 |
| Baby One More Time? | Scamper: Thanks for the birthday kiss. Can I get another one?
/ Trixie: No! / Scamper: How about just one little smack on the cheek?
/ Trixie: Well, okay... / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00093 |
| When it Rains, it Pummels | Scamper: Nothing can ruin a perfectly good day quite like a rainstorm. / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00094 |
| Kiss and Tell | Rob: So, what's this kissing stuff all about?
/ Scamper: Excuse me? / Rob: When Trixie kissed you on your birthday, it just about put you in a coma. So it must have been a really good kiss, right? / Scamper: Wait...you're not jealous of me kissing Trixie, are you?
/ Rob: What? A mammal? Ick! Don't be... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00095 |
| The Secret is Out | Scamper: So am I to understand that you've never kissed a girl bird before?
/ Rob: Never have, never will. / / Scamper: Uh...is that because you don't like girl birds, Rob?
/ Rob: It's because I don't have any lips, furball!! / {{Strip# 00096; Created: 10.13.00; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00096 |
| Dirty Lies | Scamper: Wrigley, can I ask you a question?
/ Wrigley: Go right ahead! I'm an expert in many many areas! / Scamper: Can I ask you a question about love?
/ Wrigley: Well, I'm more of a dirt specialist, really. / Scamper: I thought you said you were an expert in "many many areas."
/ Wrigley: Many many areas... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00097 |
| Intermission | Scampi: The gang at "Scamper's Quest" is taking a much-deserved break this week, so in the meantime... / Scampi: What do you want to do today, Lob?
/ Lob: I don't know, Scampi... How 'bout a game of Frisbee? / Scampi: Uh...what exactly is a Frisbee, Lob?
/ Lob: I have no idea. / {{Strip# 00098; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00098 |
| Caf Food, Glorious Food | Student #1: Yuck! This caf food is disgusting!
/ Student #2: Throw it away, then. But hurry up; I wanna go play foosball. / Student #2: Just chuck it into the grass; no one will care. / Student #1: Seriously though, I don't know who they expect to eat that stuff.
/ Scamper: Ooh! Yum! / {{Strip# 00099;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00099 |
| They Say Caf Food Grows on You | Rob: What's so bad about this "caf food" that people just throw it on the ground? / [[J'lo growing]] / [[J'lo growing]] / [[J'lo growing]] / Scamper: I'm starting to get an idea or two... / {{Color Strip# 00100; Created: 10.22.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's persp... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00100 |
| Take Me to Your {gibberish} | Rob: What do you suppose it is? / J'lo: '(<'}"'"! / J'lo: Cripes! Forgot to turn on my translator again... / {{Strip# 00101; Created: 10.23.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00101 |
| Study Abroad | J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 1: This is the log of sub-jeldin J'Lo. I have been left behind by the ship that delivers "caf food" to this human education facility. / J'lo: Until the next ship arrives, I intend to study what appear to be the intelligent species here -- / J'lo: -- creatures called "squirrels". / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00102 |
| Lost in the Translation | J'lo: Excuse me, have you seen a squirrel and a robin pass by this way? / J'lo: Entschuldigung, hast du ein Eichhörnchen und ein Rotkehlchen passieren gesehen? / J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 1: Have encountered two natives who are not acknowledging my presence. It is possible that my translator is broken... / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00103 |
| Unbelievable | J'lo: Greetings, squirrel. I am J'lo, an alien purveyor of "caf food." I have been left behind by my ship and wish to study you and your kind until I am retrieved. / / Scamper: Knock it off, Rob. April Fool's Day is still a long way off.
/ J'lo: Who is this "Rob"?
/ Scamper: I said knock it off! / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00104 |
| The Joke's on You | J'lo: I assure you, squirrel; I am not your friend "Rob". I am not playing a trick on you. / Scamper: Like heck you aren't. I gotta admit, though: that's one heckuva costume... / Rob: Who are you talking to, Scamper?
/ Scamper: Uh...um... / {{Strip# 00105; Created: 11.28.00; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00105 |
| All Work and No Play | Scamper: You mean to tell me you think squirrels are the most intelligent creatures here?
/ J'lo: That's right. / Rob: But what about the humans? / J'lo: The humans? They're always working or studying, rarely taking the time to play! Squirrels have their priorities straight! / {{Strip# 00106; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00106 |
| One Fish, Two Fish | Scampi: What's the matter, Lob?
/ Lob: I can't sleep.
/ Scampi: Try counting fish. / Lob: One... / Lob: Forty-eight... / Scampi: Maybe an analytical mind like yours needs something simpler...
/ Lob: Seventy-two... / {{Strip# 00107; Created: 01.14.01; Starring: Lob, Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's pers... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00107 |
| First Impressions | Wrigley: What the heck is this?! Who are y--? / Wrigley: Wait! What are you do-- mmfph! mmfph!
/ < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00108 |
| Don't Eat the -- Too Late | J'lo: PERSONAL LOG: DAY 6: Today I was introduced to a strange form of precipitation called "snow." / J'lo: My squirrel subject tells me that this snow is useful for building structures, forming into projectiles, and internal consumption. / J'lo: Having now tasted snow, I must admit it is something... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00109 |
| To Feed, or Not to Feed | Rob: I am just starving!
/ Scamper: Bird food hard to find in the winter?
/ Rob: Yeah. / Scamper: So why didn't you migrate south with the rest of the birds? Or are you still upset that they all ditched you last year?
/ Rob: Well...yeah. / Scamper: You decided you'd rather starve?
/ Rob: Well, I hadn't... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00110 |
| The White Stuff | Scamper: Any more luck finding food, Rob?
/ Rob: None; I'm starving! / Scamper: Come this way, then. I've got just the thing! / Rob: Mmmm...a big pile of snow. Just what I've been looking for.
/ Scamper: Just help me brush this snow off, okay? / {{Strip# 00111; Created: 02.15.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00111 |
| Aw, Nuts! | Rob: How did you get your paws on so many acorns?
/ Scamper: I spent the entire fall gathering them. / Rob: I don't remember you ever doing that.
/ Scamper: I ususally did it while you were playing Ultimate Frisbee. / Rob: I always thought you spent that time making fun of me.
/ Scamper: Who said I can't... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00112 |
| Scampi's Last Adventure? | Scampi: I'm so bored. I wish something would happen around here! / Lob: Hey, you know what they say about being careful what you wish for... / Customer: I'll take that one on the left, with the small claws. / {{Strip# 00113; Created: 02.18.00; Starring: Lob, Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspecti... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00113 |
| Acorns, Revisited | < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00114 |
| All Hail the Gossip Queen | Trixie: Scamper! I heard about your big acorn pile; can I see it?
/ Scamper: How do you know about that?! It was supposed to be a secret! / Trixie: Rob told me about it.
/ Scamper: Aw, geez! And just how many people did you tell? / Meanwhile, at Wartburg College...
/ Chet: So, Monk, I heard about this... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00115 |
| April Fools! | Scamper: All your base are belong to us!
/ Rob: What you say? / Trixie: ?? / You have no chance to survive make your time!
/ Ha ha ha!!
/ Trixie: Hmph! Boys... / {{Color Strip# 00116; Created: 04.01.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00116 |
| Think Tank | At Wartburg:
/ Chet: So this Scamper character at Luther College has a huge pile of acorns. How can we get our paws on them? / Monk: What if we stole all his acorns, and then held them for ransom in exchange for twice as many acorns? / Chet: You're an idiot, Monk. / {{Strip# 00117; Created: 04.07.01;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00117 |
| Maternal Instincts | Chet: Hey, Val! I need you to do us a real big favor.
/ Val: So what do you want this time? / Chet: We need a ride to Luther College.
/ Val: What am I, your mother?
/ Chet: Aw, c'mon! / Val: Okay, but only if you promise to behave!
/ Chet: What are you, our mother?! / {{Strip# 00118; Created: 04.22.01;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00118 |
| Annoying Passenger | Val: There are few things in life more enjoyable than flying... / Val: Up among the clouds, I can enjoy the peace and quiet and -- / Chet: Can't you go any faster?!
/ Val: Sure, I just need to drop this bag... / {{Strip# 00119; Created: 04.29.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Val; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00119 |