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| Hollow (-Headed) Threats | Chet: All right, squirrel! Hand over the acorns or else!
/ Scamper: Or else what, pipsqueak? / Monk: Or else we'll take our business elsewhere! / Chet: Monk, what did I say about letting me do the talking? / {{Strip# 00120; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00120 |
| Flirting with the Enemy | Scamper: There's no way I'm handing over my nut pile to a couple of thugs like you!
/ Chet: Fine. / Chet: Break his legs, Monk.
/ Scamper: Uh...Rob! A little help over here? Rob? Rob!! / Rob: Val, huh? That's a pretty name...
/ Val: Thanks. / {{Strip# 00121; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Rob,... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00121 |
| Freeze Frame | Chet: Get him!! / Scamper: Everybody hold it!! / Scamper: Whoa. / {{Strip# 00122; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00122 |
| A Farewell to Aliens | Scamper: You did this, J'lo?
/ J'lo: Yes, to save you from yourselves. / Scamper: But will they --
/ J'lo: I do not have time, squirrel. My ship has come back for me. / J'lo: Come with me, squirrel... / {{Strip# 00123; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, J'lo, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00123 |
| Up, Up, and Away | [[Scamper floating up]] / [[J'lo's ship leaving Earth]] / Scamper will return... / {{Strip# 00124; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00124 |
| What's For Dinner? | Scampi: Now that I think about it, that aquarium was rather cramped and boring... / Scampi: It's nice to finally be out in the open, given some room to breathe. / Scampi: Oh, yeah...this is the life! / {{Strip# 00125; Created: 05.16.01; Starring: Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00125 |
| Three months later... | Trixie: I really miss Scamper, Rob. I miss how he used to hit on me all the time. I even miss being irritated with him... / Rob: I know. I miss how Scamper and I used to talk, how he used to make fun of me and throw acorns at me... / Trixie: We're a pretty sorry bunch, aren't we? / {{Strip# 00126;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00126 |
| Besides, he'd beat me up | Trixie: Besides Scamper, there's someone else I haven't seen in a while...
/ Rob: Who's that? / Trixie: Wrigley! / Rob: Don't look at me like that! / {{Strip# 00127; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob, Trixie; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00127 |
| Shut up and eat! | Rob: Hey, humans!! Any of you seen a squirrel? Goes by the name Scamper? / Rob: Yeah, you!! Have you seen my friend Scamper or not?! I need to find him!! Well?! / Human: Well, I gave it some bread. Maybe that'll shut it up...
/ Rob: Cool! / {{Strip# 00128; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob; Tagline:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00128 |
| Is that who I think it is? | Rob: Has anybody seen my squirrel friend?! / Rob: Has anybody seen -- / Rob: Scamper? / {{Strip# 00129; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00129 |
| Quick reversal | Rob: Hey, Trixie! Guess who's back!
/ Trixie: Scamper?
/ Rob: Yep! / Trixie: Wait 'til I get my hands on him! Leaving for three whole months without telling any of us?! What kind of stunt was he trying to -- / Trixie: Scamper! You're back! Oh, I'm so glad to see you! I missed you so much! / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00130 |
| How do we know you're not a robo-squirrel? | Rob: So where did you disappear to, Scamper? / Scamper: SCAMPER WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. I AM HIS ANDROID REPLACEMENT. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. RESISTANCE IS-- / Scamper: Oh, come on, guys! I'm just kidding! / {{Strip# 00131; Created: 08.20.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie; Tagline: the continuing... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00131 |
| Whoops | Scamper: So Rob, did you take good care of my acorn pile while I was away? / Scamper: Rob?
/ Rob: Well, uh... / Wartburg College:
/ Chet: This is the life, eh Monk?
/ Monk: Heh. / {{Strip# 00132; Created: 08.19.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00132 |
| So there! | Chet: Well, it took three months of work, but we managed to steal all of that squirrel's acorns! We finally get the last laugh! / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00133 |
| Planning Ahead | Rob: So what really happened to you, Scamper? Where were you all summer?
/ Scamper: That's a story for another time, Rob. / Rob: You mean as a flashback sequence for when this comic loses its edge, and a suitable "filler" strip is needed? / Scamper: Now you're getting the idea! / {{Strip# 00134; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00134 |
| Now I remember | Wrigley: Hey Ric, I was just thinking: we never really talk. Why do you suppose that is? / / Wrigley: Yeah, that's what I thought... / {{Strip# 00135; Created: 08.22.01; Starring: Ric, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00135 |
| Those ears are ultra-sensitive | [[Scamper and Rob]] / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00136 |
| Pain is funny | Scamper: Hey, Rob! Watch this! / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00137 |
| My little chickadee | Rob: Hey, Scamper! Guess what? Val's flying over for Valentine's Day!
/ Scamper: Awww... The lovebirds reunite! / Rob: For your information, mister, she's a finch, and I'm a robin; lovebirds are an entirely different species altogether! / Scamper: Val and Ro-ob, sittin' in a tree --
/ Rob: Oh, why do... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00138 |
| Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! | Trixie: Scamper, will you be my Valentine? Scamper, will you be my Valentine? / Trixie: Scamper, will you be my Valentine? Scamper, will you be my Valentine? / Scamper: Hey, Trixie! What's up?
/ Trixie: Leave me alone -- I'm busy! / Trixie: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! / {{Strip# 00139; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00139 |
| What a pretty sunset | Rob: Well, seeing how it is Valentine's Day... / Rob: Will you be my Val--?
/ Val: Yes. / [[Sunset]] / {{Color Strip# 00140; Created: 01.11.02; Starring: Rob, Val; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00140 |
| A consequence-free relationship | Scamper: So, Rob, how was your Valentine's date with Val?
/ Rob: Oh, it was the most amazing time of my life! / Scamper: So, is there a new nest of eggs somewhere with your name on it? / Rob: Scamper, I've told you before: we're two different species -- we can't mate!
/ Scamper: Well, you're just no... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00141 |
| Time to stand alone | Scamper: Are you tired of story arcs? Bored with multiple-strip plotlines that take months to resolve themselves? / Rob: Well, all of us here at "Scamper's Quest" are shifting our focus to bring you more of the one-joke, stand-alone strips that have been so rare lately. / Rob: One-shot, self-contained... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00142 |
| It was still fun | Monk: Heh, heh, heh!
/ Chet: What's so funny, Monk? / Monk: Heh, heh. Today a human was trying to get me to eat an acorn, but I completely ignored her, and it got her really upset. / Chet: So you passed up a free meal, and that's funny?
/ Monk: Well...when you put it that way... / {{Strip# 00143; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00143 |
| Circular dreams | [[Scampi dreaming]] / Scampi: {whew!} / [[Scampi dreaming]] / Scampi: {sigh.} / {{Strip# 00144; Created: 02.18.02; Starring: Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00144 |
| Mmmm...scrambled shrew | Scamper: Rob! Are you eating eggs?!
/ Rob: Yeah. So? / Scamper: Doesn't that strike you as...well, kinda cannibalistic?
/ Rob: Hey, there are a lot of birds that eat eggs: blue jays, starlings, crows... / Rob: It's called survival of the fittest.
/ Scamper: Well, next time I'm struck by the urge to gobble... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00145 |
| Needs a little more work | Scamper: We apologize for the incompleteness of this week's comic... / Scamper: Apparently, the author put this strip off too long, and was forced to upload it before it was finished. / Scamper: Again, our most sincere -- Aagh!! Where's the rest of my body?!! / {{Strip# 00146; Created: 01.24.02; Starring:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00146 |
| The rabbit made me do it | Scamper: Love day outside today, wouldn't you say, Ric? / Scamper: Yeah, you're right; we really should liven things up a bit... / Rob: Is this another of your practical jokes, Scamper?
/ Scamper: Don't look at me; it was Ric's idea! / {{Strip# 00147; Created: 02.17.02; Starring: Ric, Rob, Scamper;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00147 |
| History shmistory | Wrigley: Hey, Scamper. You look kinda bored. You should come watch the humans with me -- they're saying the funniest things!
/ Scamper: Sure, why not? / Student: I'm telling you Will, I can't go outside and play with you guys until I've finished writing my history report! / Scamper: You're right --... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00148 |
| And it's due in 5 minutes | Scamper: Hey Rob, look what I found blowing across the grass! / Rob: I've been practicing my Human reading skills...let's see... / Rob: "SEEN-YORE PAY-PUR"...
/ Scamper: That certainly doesn't sound important...how disappointing. / {{Strip# 00149; Created: 04.21.02; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00149 |