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Hollow (-Headed) Threats Chet: All right, squirrel! Hand over the acorns or else! / Scamper: Or else what, pipsqueak? / Monk: Or else we'll take our business elsewhere! / Chet: Monk, what did I say about letting me do the talking? / {{Strip# 00120; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Scamper; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's...
Flirting with the Enemy Scamper: There's no way I'm handing over my nut pile to a couple of thugs like you! / Chet: Fine. / Chet: Break his legs, Monk. / Scamper: Uh...Rob! A little help over here? Rob? Rob!! / Rob: Val, huh? That's a pretty name... / Val: Thanks. / {{Strip# 00121; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Rob,...
Freeze Frame Chet: Get him!! / Scamper: Everybody hold it!! / Scamper: Whoa. / {{Strip# 00122; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
A Farewell to Aliens Scamper: You did this, J'lo? / J'lo: Yes, to save you from yourselves. / Scamper: But will they -- / J'lo: I do not have time, squirrel. My ship has come back for me. / J'lo: Come with me, squirrel... / {{Strip# 00123; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, J'lo, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline:...
Up, Up, and Away [[Scamper floating up]] / [[J'lo's ship leaving Earth]] / Scamper will return... / {{Strip# 00124; Created: 05.15.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Rob, Scamper, Val, Wrigley; Tagline: a Luther squirrel's perspective}}
 
What's For Dinner? Scampi: Now that I think about it, that aquarium was rather cramped and boring... / Scampi: It's nice to finally be out in the open, given some room to breathe. / Scampi: Oh, yeah...this is the life! / {{Strip# 00125; Created: 05.16.01; Starring: Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspective}}
Three months later... Trixie: I really miss Scamper, Rob. I miss how he used to hit on me all the time. I even miss being irritated with him... / Rob: I know. I miss how Scamper and I used to talk, how he used to make fun of me and throw acorns at me... / Trixie: We're a pretty sorry bunch, aren't we? / {{Strip# 00126;...
Besides, he'd beat me up Trixie: Besides Scamper, there's someone else I haven't seen in a while... / Rob: Who's that? / Trixie: Wrigley! / Rob: Don't look at me like that! / {{Strip# 00127; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob, Trixie; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Shut up and eat! Rob: Hey, humans!! Any of you seen a squirrel? Goes by the name Scamper? / Rob: Yeah, you!! Have you seen my friend Scamper or not?! I need to find him!! Well?! / Human: Well, I gave it some bread. Maybe that'll shut it up... / Rob: Cool! / {{Strip# 00128; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob; Tagline:...
Is that who I think it is? Rob: Has anybody seen my squirrel friend?! / Rob: Has anybody seen -- / Rob: Scamper? / {{Strip# 00129; Created: 08.26.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
 
Quick reversal Rob: Hey, Trixie! Guess who's back! / Trixie: Scamper? / Rob: Yep! / Trixie: Wait 'til I get my hands on him! Leaving for three whole months without telling any of us?! What kind of stunt was he trying to -- / Trixie: Scamper! You're back! Oh, I'm so glad to see you! I missed you so much! / {{Strip#...
How do we know you're not a robo-squirrel? Rob: So where did you disappear to, Scamper? / Scamper: SCAMPER WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. I AM HIS ANDROID REPLACEMENT. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. RESISTANCE IS-- / Scamper: Oh, come on, guys! I'm just kidding! / {{Strip# 00131; Created: 08.20.01; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie; Tagline: the continuing...
Whoops Scamper: So Rob, did you take good care of my acorn pile while I was away? / Scamper: Rob? / Rob: Well, uh... / Wartburg College: / Chet: This is the life, eh Monk? / Monk: Heh. / {{Strip# 00132; Created: 08.19.01; Starring: Chet, Monk, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
So there! Chet: Well, it took three months of work, but we managed to steal all of that squirrel's acorns! We finally get the last laugh! / <> / Wrigley: It took me three months of work, but I finally hollowed out every single acorn here! I get the last laugh! Ha! / {{Strip# 00133; Created: 08.19.01;...
Planning Ahead Rob: So what really happened to you, Scamper? Where were you all summer? / Scamper: That's a story for another time, Rob. / Rob: You mean as a flashback sequence for when this comic loses its edge, and a suitable "filler" strip is needed? / Scamper: Now you're getting the idea! / {{Strip# 00134; Created:...
 
Now I remember Wrigley: Hey Ric, I was just thinking: we never really talk. Why do you suppose that is? / / Wrigley: Yeah, that's what I thought... / {{Strip# 00135; Created: 08.22.01; Starring: Ric, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Those ears are ultra-sensitive [[Scamper and Rob]] / <> / Scamper: Someone on the other side of campus drop a carrot again? / Rob: Looks like it. / {{Strip# 00136; Created: 09.29.01; Starring: Ric, Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Pain is funny Scamper: Hey, Rob! Watch this! / <> / <> / <> / Rob: That's quality entertainment, that is! / {{Strip# 00137; Created: 10.01.01; Starring: Ric, Rob, Scamper, Warren; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
My little chickadee Rob: Hey, Scamper! Guess what? Val's flying over for Valentine's Day! / Scamper: Awww... The lovebirds reunite! / Rob: For your information, mister, she's a finch, and I'm a robin; lovebirds are an entirely different species altogether! / Scamper: Val and Ro-ob, sittin' in a tree -- / Rob: Oh, why do...
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Trixie: Scamper, will you be my Valentine? Scamper, will you be my Valentine? / Trixie: Scamper, will you be my Valentine? Scamper, will you be my Valentine? / Scamper: Hey, Trixie! What's up? / Trixie: Leave me alone -- I'm busy! / Trixie: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! / {{Strip# 00139; Created:...
 
What a pretty sunset Rob: Well, seeing how it is Valentine's Day... / Rob: Will you be my Val--? / Val: Yes. / [[Sunset]] / {{Color Strip# 00140; Created: 01.11.02; Starring: Rob, Val; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
A consequence-free relationship Scamper: So, Rob, how was your Valentine's date with Val? / Rob: Oh, it was the most amazing time of my life! / Scamper: So, is there a new nest of eggs somewhere with your name on it? / Rob: Scamper, I've told you before: we're two different species -- we can't mate! / Scamper: Well, you're just no...
Time to stand alone Scamper: Are you tired of story arcs? Bored with multiple-strip plotlines that take months to resolve themselves? / Rob: Well, all of us here at "Scamper's Quest" are shifting our focus to bring you more of the one-joke, stand-alone strips that have been so rare lately. / Rob: One-shot, self-contained...
It was still fun Monk: Heh, heh, heh! / Chet: What's so funny, Monk? / Monk: Heh, heh. Today a human was trying to get me to eat an acorn, but I completely ignored her, and it got her really upset. / Chet: So you passed up a free meal, and that's funny? / Monk: Well...when you put it that way... / {{Strip# 00143; Created:...
Circular dreams [[Scampi dreaming]] / Scampi: {whew!} / [[Scampi dreaming]] / Scampi: {sigh.} / {{Strip# 00144; Created: 02.18.02; Starring: Scampi; Tagline: a lobster's perspective}}
 
Mmmm...scrambled shrew Scamper: Rob! Are you eating eggs?! / Rob: Yeah. So? / Scamper: Doesn't that strike you as...well, kinda cannibalistic? / Rob: Hey, there are a lot of birds that eat eggs: blue jays, starlings, crows... / Rob: It's called survival of the fittest. / Scamper: Well, next time I'm struck by the urge to gobble...
Needs a little more work Scamper: We apologize for the incompleteness of this week's comic... / Scamper: Apparently, the author put this strip off too long, and was forced to upload it before it was finished. / Scamper: Again, our most sincere -- Aagh!! Where's the rest of my body?!! / {{Strip# 00146; Created: 01.24.02; Starring:...
The rabbit made me do it Scamper: Love day outside today, wouldn't you say, Ric? / Scamper: Yeah, you're right; we really should liven things up a bit... / Rob: Is this another of your practical jokes, Scamper? / Scamper: Don't look at me; it was Ric's idea! / {{Strip# 00147; Created: 02.17.02; Starring: Ric, Rob, Scamper;...
History shmistory Wrigley: Hey, Scamper. You look kinda bored. You should come watch the humans with me -- they're saying the funniest things! / Scamper: Sure, why not? / Student: I'm telling you Will, I can't go outside and play with you guys until I've finished writing my history report! / Scamper: You're right --...
And it's due in 5 minutes Scamper: Hey Rob, look what I found blowing across the grass! / Rob: I've been practicing my Human reading skills...let's see... / Rob: "SEEN-YORE PAY-PUR"... / Scamper: That certainly doesn't sound important...how disappointing. / {{Strip# 00149; Created: 04.21.02; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline:...
 

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