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A friendship imperiled! Wrigley: Eating worms?! Has our friendship meant nothing to you?! / Rob: Wrigley, I -- / Wrigley: I don't want to hear it! Good day to you, sir! / Rob: But...but... / Scamper: Since when did we start calling you 'sir'? / {{Strip# 180; Created: 12.09.06; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; Tagline: the...
He should know better Rob: How could Wrigley possibly think I was eating worms? / Scamper: Well, it does look like worms... / Rob: It's spaghetti! / Scamper: Sure, but how could he tell-- / Rob: Wrigley IS a worm!! / {{Strip# 181; Created: 12.12.06; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
How 'bout just a beak rub? Val: Oh, Rob! What's wrong? / Rob: Wrigley and I-- / Rob: Oh, it's a really long story. Really, I could just use a hug. / Val: Hunh. I'm not sure birds can hug. / {{Strip# 182; Created: 12.12.06; Starring: Rob, Val; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Wrong and loving it Wrigley: Oh, my friends! I'm so sorry! If only I had -- / Wrigley: Hey, waitaminute! What is this stuff? / Wrigley: Mmm! Hey, this is pretty good! / {{Strip# 183; Created: 01.06.07; Starring: Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Emotions gone wild! Wrigley: Rob, I'm sorry! I should have known you wouldn't be eating worms! I-- / Rob: Darn right you should have! I thought our friendship meant more than that! I thought we trusted each other! Apparently, I was wrong. / Scamper: Hoo boy, did you screw up! / Wrigley: I'm sorry; I'm so filled with the...
 
Really, that's debatable Wrigley: Hey, birds! Here I am! A free meal! / / Wrigley: I may feel like crap, but I taste perfectly fine! / {{Strip# 185; Created: 01.15.07; Starring: Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
She's a chef! Trixie: You know I was never too fond of you, but offering yourself up as bird food isn't the answer, Wrigley. / Wrigley: Yeah, Rob and I should probably talk about our feelings or something like a bunch of girls. Blah blah blah... / Wrigley: What's this? / Trixie: It's clover. For flavor. / {{Strip#...
Be careful what you wish for Wrigley: C'mon you dumb birds! Eat me! / Wrigley: What, do you all have feathers in your ears? I said-- / Wrigley: Can I have a minute to rethink this? / {{Strip# 187; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
A second chance Wrigley: Gah! I've changed my mind! / Rob: You leave my friend alone! / Wrigley: You saved me! I've been redeemed! / Rob: Shut up. I'll deal with you next. / {{Strip# 188; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Rob, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
Weird lifestyle choices Rob: Hey, Ben, thanks for nabbing Wrigley for me. What do I owe you? / Ben: Nuthin'. Just leave me alone, you weirdo. / Ben: Friends with freaking worms...! / {{Strip# 189; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Rob; Tagline: the continuing adventures}}
 
Compromise? Trixie: So Rob and Wrigley got everything straightened out? / Scamper: Yeah... / Scamper: Wrigley did some begging, Rob made some demands. You know how it goes... / Rob: I'm still hungry! / Wrigley: I'll find more seeds! / {{Strip# 190; Created: 01.18.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie, Wrigley; Tagline:...
What's wrong with 'em? Rob: Hey, Scamper! I'm growing out my sideburns! What do you think? / Scamper: W-what? / Rob: My sideburns! I'm growing them out! / Rob: WELL?! / {{Strip# 191; Created: 01.06.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper; tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
Someone finally had to say it J'lo: Hello, squirrel. Worm, bird. Toward what activity are you working? / Scamper: We're playing a game of "pick-up sticks"! / J'lo: Ah! May I join in? / Rob: There's always room for J'lo! / {{Strip# 192; Created: 05.23.07; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; tagline: a squirrel's perspective}...
This guy sucks J'lo: May I try a turn? / Rob: Sure! / <> / J'lo: Do I win? / {{Strip# 193; Created: 05.29.08; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
Sorry, but Trixie's in another castle! [[Scamper defeats Chet & Monk.]] / [[Ric & Warren meet Scamper.]] / Scamper: Well? Is Trixie here or what?! / {{Color Strip# 194; Created: 07.01.07; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Scamper, Warren; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
 
Unimpressed Scamper: I still don't understand your fascination with this game. / Scamper: Ooh, you caught the Frisbee, good job! You've been doing that for 4 years. Let's see a new trick! / Rob: You've no concept of sport, do you? / Scamper: Sure I do, and making fun of humans is my favorite! / {{Strip# 195; Created:...
Where the REAL money is made Rob: You know those "t-shirts" the humans are always wearing? I thought of a great design-- / [[In SILHOUETTE.]] / Rob: Whoa. Who turned that light on? / Scamper: Geez, that's bright! / {{Strip# 196; Created: 10.27.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
Pain in the butt Wrigley: I wonder what Wrigley II is up to? / Rob: Your accidental twin? / Rob: He was going to try digging through the Earth, remember? What made you think of him? / Wrigley: Well, my butt's been feeling strange all day... / Scamper: Sure that's not something else? / Wrigley II: Ow! Not again! / {{Strip#...
For the kids Hey Kids! Can you help Wrigley II tunnel his way to the Earth's molten core? / Wrigley II: Wait, what? / {{Strip# 198; Created: 08.24.08; Starring: Wrigley II; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
Upside-downtown <> / Wrigley II: This isn't entirely what I expected... / {{Strip# 199; Created: 09.01.08; Starring: Wrigley II; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
 
Personal canon To celebrate strip # 200 of Scamper's Quest, this week Scamper will be answering questions from his readers. The first question comes from Dan in Hamilton, Ontario. / Scamper: Dan asks: "How was Wrigley II able to tunnel through the Earth? Shouldn't that be impossible?" Good question, Dan! Rob, do you...
Yum! Ethnic foods! Wrigley II arrives in China... / <> / Wrigley II: I love Chinese food! / {{Strip# 201; Created: 09.11.08; Starring: Wrigley II; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
A raindrop in every pocket Rob: Ooh! A waffle! / Scamper: Hands off! This baby's all mine! / <> / Rob: Yep. All yours. / {{Strip# 202; Created: 09.08.08; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
They fight and fight and fight Squirrel: Chi-chi chee!! Chee! Chee!! / Rob: What was that all about? / Scamper: Oh, we were arguing about the new iPhone. / Rob: Do you even know what an iPhone is? / Scamper: Well, the humans are all talking about it, so it must be a big deal. Right? / Rob: You don't even know what it is, and you're...
If campaign promises were fishes... Scamper: If elected, I promise a big pile of nuts for everyone who voted for me, and free mochas forever! / Trixie: Candidate B: your response? / [[Ric says nothing, naturally.]] / Trixie: Finally, someone who understands just how worthless campaign promises are! / Don't Forget to Vote Tomorrow!!...
 
So that's why he was such a jerk Rob: Is it true, Trixie? Are squirrels really that argumentative? / Trixie: Weren't Scamper's first words to you something about gnawing your legs off? / Rob: Hunh. I guess I never made the connection. / Trixie: When do you ever? / {{Strip# 204; Created: 09.21.08; Starring: Rob, Trixie; Tagline: a...
Au contraire Rob: Acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step to solving it. It's good that you can admit you have a problem with being argumentative. / Scamper: I do not. / Rob: Oh, come on! / Scamper: How did you not see that coming? / {{Strip# 205; Created: 09.21.08; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline:...
Trick questions, all Trixie: Were you checking out that girl squirrel? / Scamper: What? No! / Trixie: I was standing right here. I saw you! / Scamper: But...but she's not my type! / Trixie: Not your type? She's gorgeous! What exactly is your type, Scamper? / Scamper: Um...uh... / {{Strip# 206; Created: 09.21.08; Starring:...
What would he do with all that time off? Scamper: Hey, the humans are back! Where were they all week? / Rob: Oh, they had something called a holiday. / Scamper: When do we get to have a holiday? / {{Strip# 208; Created: 11.01.08; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}}
Everyone's a critic Scamper: I've decided to become a writer! What do you think? / Rob: This is just a random mishmash of lines and squiggles utterly devoid of any semblance of pattern or meaning! / [[Scamper thinks about it.]] / Scamper: In that case, I've decided to become an artist! / {{Strip# 209; Created: 12.09.08;...
 

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