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| A friendship imperiled! | Wrigley: Eating worms?! Has our friendship meant nothing to you?! / Rob: Wrigley, I --
/ Wrigley: I don't want to hear it! Good day to you, sir! / Rob: But...but...
/ Scamper: Since when did we start calling you 'sir'? / {{Strip# 180; Created: 12.09.06; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; Tagline: the... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00180 |
| He should know better | Rob: How could Wrigley possibly think I was eating worms?
/ Scamper: Well, it does look like worms... / Rob: It's spaghetti!
/ Scamper: Sure, but how could he tell-- / Rob: Wrigley IS a worm!! / {{Strip# 181; Created: 12.12.06; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00181 |
| How 'bout just a beak rub? | Val: Oh, Rob! What's wrong?
/ Rob: Wrigley and I-- / Rob: Oh, it's a really long story. Really, I could just use a hug. / Val: Hunh. I'm not sure birds can hug. / {{Strip# 182; Created: 12.12.06; Starring: Rob, Val; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00182 |
| Wrong and loving it | Wrigley: Oh, my friends! I'm so sorry! If only I had -- / Wrigley: Hey, waitaminute! What is this stuff? / Wrigley: Mmm! Hey, this is pretty good! / {{Strip# 183; Created: 01.06.07; Starring: Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00183 |
| Emotions gone wild! | Wrigley: Rob, I'm sorry! I should have known you wouldn't be eating worms! I-- / Rob: Darn right you should have! I thought our friendship meant more than that! I thought we trusted each other! Apparently, I was wrong. / Scamper: Hoo boy, did you screw up!
/ Wrigley: I'm sorry; I'm so filled with the... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00184 |
| Really, that's debatable | Wrigley: Hey, birds! Here I am! A free meal! / / Wrigley: I may feel like crap, but I taste perfectly fine! / {{Strip# 185; Created: 01.15.07; Starring: Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00185 |
| She's a chef! | Trixie: You know I was never too fond of you, but offering yourself up as bird food isn't the answer, Wrigley. / Wrigley: Yeah, Rob and I should probably talk about our feelings or something like a bunch of girls. Blah blah blah... / Wrigley: What's this?
/ Trixie: It's clover. For flavor. / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00186 |
| Be careful what you wish for | Wrigley: C'mon you dumb birds! Eat me! / Wrigley: What, do you all have feathers in your ears? I said-- / Wrigley: Can I have a minute to rethink this? / {{Strip# 187; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00187 |
| A second chance | Wrigley: Gah! I've changed my mind! / Rob: You leave my friend alone! / Wrigley: You saved me! I've been redeemed!
/ Rob: Shut up. I'll deal with you next. / {{Strip# 188; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Rob, Wrigley; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00188 |
| Weird lifestyle choices | Rob: Hey, Ben, thanks for nabbing Wrigley for me. What do I owe you? / Ben: Nuthin'. Just leave me alone, you weirdo. / Ben: Friends with freaking worms...! / {{Strip# 189; Created: 01.19.07; Starring: Ben, Rob; Tagline: the continuing adventures}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00189 |
| Compromise? | Trixie: So Rob and Wrigley got everything straightened out?
/ Scamper: Yeah... / Scamper: Wrigley did some begging, Rob made some demands. You know how it goes... / Rob: I'm still hungry!
/ Wrigley: I'll find more seeds! / {{Strip# 190; Created: 01.18.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper, Trixie, Wrigley; Tagline:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00190 |
| What's wrong with 'em? | Rob: Hey, Scamper! I'm growing out my sideburns! What do you think? / Scamper: W-what?
/ Rob: My sideburns! I'm growing them out! / Rob: WELL?! / {{Strip# 191; Created: 01.06.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper; tagline: a squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00191 |
| Someone finally had to say it | J'lo: Hello, squirrel. Worm, bird. Toward what activity are you working? / Scamper: We're playing a game of "pick-up sticks"!
/ J'lo: Ah! May I join in? / Rob: There's always room for J'lo! / {{Strip# 192; Created: 05.23.07; Starring: J'lo, Rob, Scamper, Wrigley; tagline: a squirrel's perspective}... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00192 |
| This guy sucks | J'lo: May I try a turn?
/ Rob: Sure! / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00193 |
| Sorry, but Trixie's in another castle! | [[Scamper defeats Chet & Monk.]] / [[Ric & Warren meet Scamper.]] / Scamper: Well? Is Trixie here or what?! / {{Color Strip# 194; Created: 07.01.07; Starring: Chet, Monk, Ric, Scamper, Warren; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00194 |
| Unimpressed | Scamper: I still don't understand your fascination with this game. / Scamper: Ooh, you caught the Frisbee, good job! You've been doing that for 4 years. Let's see a new trick! / Rob: You've no concept of sport, do you?
/ Scamper: Sure I do, and making fun of humans is my favorite! / {{Strip# 195; Created:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00195 |
| Where the REAL money is made | Rob: You know those "t-shirts" the humans are always wearing? I thought of a great design-- / [[In SILHOUETTE.]] / Rob: Whoa. Who turned that light on?
/ Scamper: Geez, that's bright! / {{Strip# 196; Created: 10.27.07; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00196 |
| Pain in the butt | Wrigley: I wonder what Wrigley II is up to?
/ Rob: Your accidental twin? / Rob: He was going to try digging through the Earth, remember? What made you think of him?
/ Wrigley: Well, my butt's been feeling strange all day...
/ Scamper: Sure that's not something else? / Wrigley II: Ow! Not again! / {{Strip#... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00197 |
| For the kids | Hey Kids! Can you help Wrigley II tunnel his way to the Earth's molten core? / Wrigley II: Wait, what? / {{Strip# 198; Created: 08.24.08; Starring: Wrigley II; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00198 |
| Upside-downtown | < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00199 |
| Personal canon | To celebrate strip # 200 of Scamper's Quest, this week Scamper will be answering questions from his readers. The first question comes from Dan in Hamilton, Ontario. / Scamper: Dan asks: "How was Wrigley II able to tunnel through the Earth? Shouldn't that be impossible?" Good question, Dan! Rob, do you... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00200 |
| Yum! Ethnic foods! | Wrigley II arrives in China... / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00201 |
| A raindrop in every pocket | Rob: Ooh! A waffle!
/ Scamper: Hands off! This baby's all mine! / < http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00202 |
| They fight and fight and fight | Squirrel: Chi-chi chee!! Chee! Chee!!
/ Rob: What was that all about? / Scamper: Oh, we were arguing about the new iPhone.
/ Rob: Do you even know what an iPhone is? / Scamper: Well, the humans are all talking about it, so it must be a big deal. Right? / Rob: You don't even know what it is, and you're... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00203 |
| If campaign promises were fishes... | Scamper: If elected, I promise a big pile of nuts for everyone who voted for me, and free mochas forever! / Trixie: Candidate B: your response? / [[Ric says nothing, naturally.]] / Trixie: Finally, someone who understands just how worthless campaign promises are! / Don't Forget to Vote Tomorrow!!... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00204 |
| So that's why he was such a jerk | Rob: Is it true, Trixie? Are squirrels really that argumentative? / Trixie: Weren't Scamper's first words to you something about gnawing your legs off? / Rob: Hunh. I guess I never made the connection.
/ Trixie: When do you ever? / {{Strip# 204; Created: 09.21.08; Starring: Rob, Trixie; Tagline: a... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00205 |
| Au contraire | Rob: Acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step to solving it. It's good that you can admit you have a problem with being argumentative. / Scamper: I do not. / Rob: Oh, come on!
/ Scamper: How did you not see that coming? / {{Strip# 205; Created: 09.21.08; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00206 |
| Trick questions, all | Trixie: Were you checking out that girl squirrel?
/ Scamper: What? No! / Trixie: I was standing right here. I saw you!
/ Scamper: But...but she's not my type! / Trixie: Not your type? She's gorgeous! What exactly is your type, Scamper?
/ Scamper: Um...uh... / {{Strip# 206; Created: 09.21.08; Starring:... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00207 |
| What would he do with all that time off? | Scamper: Hey, the humans are back! Where were they all week? / Rob: Oh, they had something called a holiday. / Scamper: When do we get to have a holiday? / {{Strip# 208; Created: 11.01.08; Starring: Rob, Scamper; Tagline: a squirrel's perspective}} http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00208 |
| Everyone's a critic | Scamper: I've decided to become a writer! What do you think? / Rob: This is just a random mishmash of lines and squiggles utterly devoid of any semblance of pattern or meaning! / [[Scamper thinks about it.]] / Scamper: In that case, I've decided to become an artist! / {{Strip# 209; Created: 12.09.08;... http://www.scampersquest.com/index.php?c=00209 |