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| The people who live upstairs | The people who live upstairs seem to talk about tolerance and equality a lot. / But when I come to visit, they just scream and throw rocks at me. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts060.html |
| When it finally came | Considering all I'd been responsible for, I figured I'd be the first one up against the wall when the revolution came. / When it finally came though, my execution was no more than an afterthought. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts061.html |
| We hoped | We hoped that the war would end since there was no one left alive to fight. / It was so hungry though that it raised the dead from their gravess so the carnage could continue. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts062.html |
| Their biggest mistake was not realizing | Their biggest mistake was not realizing that nothing brings about a revolution faster than trying to stop it. / Now they know. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts063.html |
| Only took us three months | After the revolution, all we had left for currency were acorns. / In a frenzy of greed, it only took us three months to cut down the last of the forests. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts064.html |
| Far too ashamed | She was far too ashamed to ever tell anyone what he did to her. / She was far too frightened to tell anyone what the thing under the bed did to him when it found out. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts065.html |
| I once thought this was purgatory | It's taken me years, decades maybe down here to realize it, but the exit signs that just lead to more empty corridors convinced me. / I once thought this was purgatory, but it's not, it's hell. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts066.html |
| I guess I'm just unlucky | They say that 99.9999% of all airplanes don't ever crash. / I guess I'm just unlucky. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts067.html |
| Father Christmas | Father Christmas said there'd be Peace on Earth. / My childhood dreams lie crushed under mounds of discarded wrapping paper and cheap plastic tchokies. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts068.html |
| As long as I could | I waited for you as long as I could. / Maybe I'll see you at the next stop. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts069.html |
| The only way I can watch tv | People are frightened to cross this bridge because so many have been eaten by the troll. / But that's the only way I can watch tv without them stomping on my roof at all hours. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts070.html |
| Robots smashed their way | There was panic in the streets the day the robots finally smashed their way through our defense grid and took over the government. / Turns out, they were much better at it than we ever were anyway, so we left the bureaucracy to them and spent our days lying ont he beach. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts071.html |
| Brave enough to venture | None of the town's children have ever been brave enough to venture into the haunted house on the hill. / Inside, the home's sole spirit, the ghost of a small kitten, hopes in vain for a little girl with courage. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts072.html |
| A tall lanky man dressed all in black | Every night, a tall lanky man dressed all in black sneaks into the hospital's delivery room and whispers strange messages into the babies' ears. / What he says often profoundly effects each child's destiny. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts073.html |
| Come to the conclusion | I've come to the conclusion that I'm not actually living. / I'm just killing time. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts074.html |
| Art without purpose | Art without purpose is vandalism. / Vandalism without purpose is art. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts075.html |
| So many people had been buried | After a time, so many people had been buried that the whole planet was one big graveyard. / The living all elft for greener worlds, but I stayed behind since someone had to keep placing the flowers. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts076.html |
| Suicide is the highest form of art | On a planet far away, circling a distant star, the people are all made of living fireworks. / On that world, suicide is considered the highest form of art. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts077.html |
| She's not coming home | You're here to tell me that she's not coming home, aren't you? / I think I'm going to have to be brave now. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts078.html |
| The only thing my father ever gave me | The only thing my father ever gave me was this old doomsday device. / If he thinks he can get me to follow his footsteps by buying me cheezy gifts, he's got another thing coming. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts079.html |
| Like this, forever. | There's nothing I ever wanted more in this world than to be with you, like this, forever. / But now that we're here, I kinda regret not wishing for a pet monkey instead. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts080.html |
| Optimists think the glass | People say that optimists think the glass is half full, pessimists think that it's half empty. / But which one are you when you just find yourself wondering if it's enough poison to do the job? http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts081.html |
| Optimists think the glass | People say that optimists think the glass is half full, pessimists think that it's half empty. / But which one are you when you just find yourself wondering if it's enough poison to do the job? http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts082.html |
| If you had a ring | If you had a ring that made you invisible, what would you use it for? / What if it also made you invisible to God? http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts083.html |
| Not your worst nightmare | C'mon, admit it, I'm not your worst nightmare. / I'm your best nightmare. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts084.html |
| Where the unpleasantness occurred | Their love had been so great and their breakup so traumatic to the universe that it actually resulted in a curse on the table in the restaurant where the unpleasantness occurred. / For several years afterwards, every couple who sat at that table found their love drained and they suffered a similar breakup... http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts086.html |
| Those terrible things | "Why do people keep telling me to do those terrible things?" she said. / I had to remind her that I'm not technically a 'person'. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts087.html |
| Are we there yet? | Are we there yet? Are we there yet? / No,not yet. Soon. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts088.html |
| I'm not lonely | No, I'm not lonely. / I have all of my secrets to keep me company. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts089.html |
| All my exes look the same | It's funny you know, but now that I think about it, you're right, all my ex-lovers did look the same,
/ Outlined in chalk. http://tinyghosts.com/archive/tinyghosts090.html |