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| The Internet is ALWAYS Slow | You know what Jeff!...Sorry...I'm sorry I sounded whiny to you. I just thought the internet would be faster in heaven...ok. http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=60 |
| Don't Lick Poles | THHIT!
/ MMY TOUGH ITH THTUCK! / Oh no! I must use my body heat to free him! / ! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=61 |
| Happy Holidays | Happy Holidays from Napkinz.com http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=62 |
| Wuggleby | Listen up MAGGOTS! Intelligence tells us that terrorist are intrigued by bright colored replicas of furry animals... / This is the replacement for you standard hand grenade. Simply keep them hidden until ready...To arm, disable the safety lock, and press the tummy...His codename is WUGGLEBY / Hey look... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=63 |
| Out of Order | My quest to find the water fountain of youth is nearly complete...after all these years. / Out of Order / Nooooooo....... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=64 |
| Great Rubber Walls | NO...It can't be...THE GREAT RUBBER WALL!! / I told you we went the wrong way / You wouldn't have made it past the fallopian tubes anyway! / It's no use...we're screwed. I tell you SCREWED! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=65 |
| Don't Feed the Plants | Please Don't Feed the Plants http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=66 |
| The Fightin' Irish | Common youuuuuu GIT! Iīll knock yar block off you bloody wanka! You were barn in yer motherīs arse! Cammon put'em up youuuu red sissy! You crimson pantywaist! / At's right Finnigan you show im hews boss! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=67 |
| Land Grab | Ok people, Hurricane Katrina freakin' humped us. New Orleans is under water. What are we going to do about this...ideas...NOW! / Um...why don' we clean up the damage, and then give the land back to the Indians, and if they don't want it, maybe the French will. http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=68 |
| He's Got Time On His Hands | ... / ... / I've Got Time http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=69 |
| Insult Olympics | Charles Uberville Palmdoyle Elementary School 2nd Grade VS Dan Goldbond Rumpfield Elementary School 3rd Grade
/ 22nd Juvenile Insult Olympics - Pottymouth Devision / Cock Gobbler!!!
/ Butt Dumpling!!!
/ Abortion Face!!!
/ Crack Breath!!!
/ Slap Nuts!!! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=70 |
| Law of Nature | How some stuck up women see themselves / How men see them http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=71 |
| Puppy Learns Lesson | ! / ARRRRRROOOOOOOO http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=72 |
| Lucky? | Look there's Lucky / Let's get him / Lucky? http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=73 |
| A History of Art - Part 1 - In the Beginning | Lascaux France 14,764 B.C.
/ No one knows for sure why the first art was created. Probably as a result of boredom. Not much was invented yet. Just fire really. / But on one fateful day, a prehistoric man had an idea. / And with a few strokes of a burnt stick...the first art was made. / Followed shortly... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=74 |
| Where's Osama? | Where's Osama? / Hint: He is wearing a turban http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=75 |
| The Sight | What do you see! What do you see! / I see TAXES...Many many taxes / What? Lemme see. / I see you...give me my money back...Now. http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=76 |
| For Vegetarians | yum.... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=77 |
| The Thrill of the Hunt | Class, I've hidden 100 Easter Eggs around the schoolyard. 80 are filled with delicious candy. 10 are filled with bees.
/ Choose wisely. http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=78 |
| A History of Art - Part 2 - Ancient Rocks | The Art of the ancient world was dominated by massive structures, such as the pyramids of Giza... / and Stonehenge in England, both built from massive stones, hundreds of tons in weight, without the use of modern machinery!... / Even more impressive is that people were a lot shorter back then...a Stonehenge... http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=79 |
| Toadstool | Ribbit
/ Boing
/ Plop
/ Thwip!!
/ Chomp http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=80 |
| Wonka's Workers | STRIKE
/ SUGAR NOT ENOUGH WE WANT $$$ / Hey amigos looking for work? / Si http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=81 |
| Moody Invaders | Shoot it! Shoot it!
/ I can't! / We're being torn apart General!
/ They're just too cute! http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=82 |
| Roach's Land | Well...the humans were right. We were the only things that survived the nuclear holocaust. / Yeah I know...this sort of takes the fun out of the games huh? http://napkinz.com/index.php?strip_id=83 |