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Pixelton 0001 - A Bad Day I need a hug.
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Pixelton 0002 - Press Start You know Kirb, I've been thinking - we've spent our lives trapped in a play world. / Now's our chance to explore this beautiful earth to our heart's content! / Carpe Diem! / Ooo...kay. / Any Ideas where we should start? / Ha, ha, ha!
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Pixelton 0003 - Secret Entrance HELLO! What's this, eh? My gaming experience tells me that my adventurous spirit will be rewarded. / I bet there is an ocean of gold coins down here... / Or an ancient dark artifact which will allow me to trvel through time and have zany adventures each week... / ...maybe even a cuddly pet Cthulu! / nothing?! BUT...but...
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Pixelton 0004 - The Mustache Wars Hey, it's Mr. Red Pants... / Looks at that raging nose hair. We should have a stache duel! / I will take your girl-ish astonishment as a yes. / So...pretty. / Time Passes / Ready? / Let's do this thang. / Gaze upon my fearsome - *GASP* / Behold the power of my hair lip!
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Pixelton 0005 - Collect-a-thon It has been so long Fil... / I had to give in to my natural desire to horde useless trinkets. / But this is just trash you found in the woods! Old tin cans, bottlecaps, rusty nails... / SO...how many rusty nails does it take to level up?
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Pixelton 0006 - Holy Crap a Bunny Oh, finally! A bunny to call my very own. / I shall name thee Benjamin Franklin. Wi wuv wu Wenjamin! / Wook Mr. bwunny you can fly! / AH! Not so high there. / Don't be scared silly. I'll save you. / You make my face happy Benjamin.
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Pixelton 0007 - The Bunny is Still Here HEY KIRBY! I adopted a tiny woodland creature to own and love and take advantage of. If you disagree with my actions on moral grounds say so NOW. / Umm...Wha? / GOOD. Pay no attention to him Benji, it's never good to acknowledge the help. / So this is the Diamond mine you'll be working in. You get free water every other Saturday. / - Oh Dammit, they ate another one! / Seriously guys. Seriously. Am I going to need to tie you down? It is going to be pretty hard to mine diamonds while tied down.
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Pixelton 0008 - Magic Tricks are for Kids Hi Kids! Wanna see a neat magic trick? Stare at the image below for 60 seconds then look at a blank wall. WOW! While you were distracted I broke into your house and stole some cards. Yay for magic! / I'm a better magician than Kirby. / REALLY! I made a whole town disappear in the 80's. / My skills are so advanced I couldn't even bring one of the townsfolk back. / I cried for days. / Have... / Have you seen them?
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Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies! Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies! / Yippie! I've got my mystery solving gear all set. Bring on the genre-bending literature. / What exactly qualifies us to be literature? Is it the hermaphrodites? / Because if so my movie collection should be deemed a national treasure. / Wait...why am I riding a rainbow dinosaur? / Maybe that's the mystery? / A Pixelton Mini-Mystery
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Pixelton 0010 - Intruder! Part 2 FILTRIS, The relentless game about narcissism / TWO BUTTON SPORTS GAME - Now with graphics!
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Pixelton 0011 - Intruder! Part 3 The Legend of Wednesday - Tuesday's Bitch / Mr Happy Super Jump, starring Kirby
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Pixelton 0012 - Intruder! Part 4 ahem... / Read any good books lately? / I SAID, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS - / It's three in the... why do you have a shotgun? / I found this adorable little bugger breaking and entering. / Hmm...How to punich him? I know! Let's try Good Cop - Bad Cop. / Yellow-thing, you be the GOOD cop. / Kirby - you're the BAD cop. / Do your damnedest coppers!
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Pixelton 0013 - Intruder! Part 5 Dare I ask? / Being a good cop was the worst punishment I could think of. / Yeah, I shouldn't have tried. I'm going to bed. / Precious sleep won't play games with my heart... / Wait! Wait! I've figured it out! / Our old toaster can be the good cop. / This common dust tumbleweed will be our bad cop... / And I will be the grand arbiter of vengence and destruction for all forms of evil! / Aww, dammit! Now he up & left.
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Pixelton 0014 - Intruder! Part 6 HEEELLLLOOO! Yellow pony thing... / Come back so I can arbit you! / Arbit? That isn't even a word. / If I'm an arbiter, I get to arbit. / Okay then smart guy, what should I say? / Annihilate, butcher, cream, destroy, eradicate, extinguish, liquidate, maim, mar, nullify, overturn, quash, quell, ravage, raze, ruin, slay, smash, snuff, trash, waste, wipe out... / I will shoot you in the face to prove a point.
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Pixelton 0015 - Intruder! Part 7 Kirb, I think we're lost. / It has been quite some time since we last saw the yellow-thing. / But if we give up now we'll never know why it broke in. I need closure! / Our two fans will be devastated! / Life isn't about closure bud. / I've learned to accept the situation at hand and try to stay strong through 'til morrow's dawn. / I really thought we'd catch him. / There, there - would it help if I did my speech again?
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Pixelton 0016 - Intruder! Part 8 Wuzzat? / GASP - Tree demon! / BANG BANG / Eat hod lead you mangy scoundrel. / Hmm. / Run! Run! / Ahhhhh! / ...so the good news is I swiped his notebook. / And it says right here "I found them!". Pretty neat, huh? / Um...Kirb? / Aw, wooks wike someone is a wittle grumpy wumpy.
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