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A Union of Workers 2 Grimey: We are forming a union. / Mr. Thorpe: Oh really? A union of what? / Grimey: A union of workers. / Mr. Thorpe: Oh really. . .
Union of Workers 3 Mr. Thorpe: I don't like this union, Mr. Taikun. I mean, there's only three of them, but still. . . I don't like it. / Mr. Taikun: Three? / Mr. Thorpe: Yeah, you know. . . Sooty, Grimey, and What's-his-face.
A Union of Workers 4 [[Sooty, Grimey, and some third guy present a piece of paper to Mr. Thorpe.]] / Grimey: Here, read this. / [[Thorpe examines the document.]] / Grimey: It's a list of commands! / [[The list has one item - No robots.] / Mr. Thorpe: Ugh! Fine! I won't hire any robots. / Thorpe: I hope you're satisfied,...
Unequally Distributed Sooty: Hey, Mr. Thorpe. You looked malnourished, so I made you some sammiches! / [[Thorpe takes a bite out of one of the sandwiches.]] / Thorpe: EW YUCK! / Thorpe: Sooty, these sammiches are unequally distributed! / Thorpe: Look at this! All the meat is on one side of the side of the sandwich,...
Pyromaniacal [[Thorpe is sprinting through a forest with a gasoline container.]] / Thorpe: La La La La La La La / Grimey: THORPE! What in God are you doing?! / Thorpe: Well, I'm gonna start a forest fire. Then, the Planeters will show up, and that's good because the one with the red hair is HOT. I hope she punches...
 
Exciting Trip to the Edge of the Universe [[Two figures are trekking across an arctic desert.]] / Thorpe: We're almost to the edge of the universe, Sooty. I can feel time slowing down. You might want to hold your breathe. / [[Sooty on a cell phone.]] / Sooty: Grimey . . .? / Grimey: Hello, Sooty. How's the trip going? / Sooty: Oh it's fine,...
Lofty Ambitions Thorpe: I'd like to buy the Hubble Telescope, please! / King of Nasa: Alright, but what for? / Thorpe: To see what Heaven looks like.
BFFs [[Opium poppies are playing hopscotch.]] / YAY! / Poppy 1: Oh no! It's that nineteenth-century industrialist! / Poppy 2: Surely he wants to eat and/or smoke us! / Thorpe: What!? No, I'm passed all that. I just wanna . . . / Thorpe: BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!! / [[Thorpe and the opium plants are...
Annual Performance Review [[Thorpe, Sooty and Grimey are gathered together at a table.]] / Thorpe: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Grimey's annual performance review! / Thorpe: Everyday Grimey mysteriously disappears for half an hour. What he does during this time is anybody's guess. . . / Grimey: THAT'S MY LUNCH BREAK! / Thorpe:...
Annual Performance Review II Grimey: TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME! HERE'S YOUR REVIEW! / Grimey: Mr. Thorpe is a big, fat, smelly idiot who has no idea what he's talking about! / Thorpe: Grimey, this discussion is about you, not me, remember? Don't use my shortcomings to call attention away from your own frailties.
 
Annual Performance Review III Grimey: I can't believe that Thorpe . . . saying I'm not a good worker. The nerve! / Grimey: I can't imagine what he said about YOU! / Sooty: Well. . . / [[Grimey snatches a piece of paper from Sooty which is her review.]] / Grimey: Gimme dat paper! / [[Grimey holds a piece of notebook paper that says...
Validate Me [Thorpe, Sooty, and a horse are sitting at a table eating breakfast.]] / Sooty: I can't help but notice there's a horse in the cafeteria. / Thorpe: What's your point? / Sooty: Well, I mean, why is it eating with us? / Thorpe: Because I am a cowboy, and everyone knows a good cowboy takes his horse with...
I Invented Capitalism Thorpe: . . . And that's how I invented capitalism! / Professor Scourge: Mr. Thorpe, you know what the Bible says about taking credit for other peoples' inventions. / Thorpe: I'm sorry.
Hardly Necessary [Thorpe hands Grimey a roll of toilet paper.] / Thorpe: Grimey, I need you to take this to my house - it is sorely needed there. / [Grimey glares in Thorpe's direction.] / [Thorpe smiles and gives a 'thumbs up.'] / [Grimey chucks the toilet paper at Thorpe.] / Thorpe: That hardly seemed necessar...
Mission Accomplished Thorpe: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. / Sooty: What mission? / Thorpe: Why, the mission to save Christmas of course! / Grinch: You win this time, Thorpe.
 
Nature Preserve [[Thorpe is standing in the middle of the wilderness.]] / Thorpe: This looks like an excellent place to start construction. / Zico: Aw naw, Mister Capitalist! Yew cannot build yer crap heres! / Thorpe: But I just wanna build a sandcastle! / [[Making a sandcastle.]] / Thorpe: La la la la la la la! / Zico:...
Thorpe and the Japanese Bidnessman Thorpe: I LOVE WORKING IN A FACTORY!! / Thorpe: I love the factory part AND the working part! / Taikun: How insightful! Tell me more. / [[Thorpe looks disturbed.]] / Thorpe: Are you making fun of me? / Taikun: Me?! Never!
Your Powers Conglomerated [[Thorpe is pushing a tire up a hill.]] / (*Push, push, push*) / [[He finds a bunch of kids playing with trash in a junk yard.]] / Thorpe: Aw, it warms my heart to see children playing with industrial junk. / Lynn: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE EARTH! / Thorpe: Aw, what'd I do THIS time?!
By Your Powers Conglomerated II Catboy: Let's summon Colonel Earth!! / Cort: EARTH! / Lynn: WATER! / Catboy: LIGHTNING! / Kim: ICE! / Zico: BREAD! / Colonel Earth: By you powers conglomerated . . . I am COLONEL EARTH!!
You Powers Conglomerated III Colonel Earth: And now it is time for Earth Justice!* / (Woosh!) / *Better than regular justice / [[Thorpe flinches.]] / [[. . .]] / [[Kids are sprawled all over the ground and reeling from head trauma.]] / Colonel Earth: That'll teach you kids ta' share! / [[Colonel Earth flies off into the sunset...
 
Kill All the Capitalists [[Grimey as a kid.]] / Grimey: When I grow up, I want to kill all the capitalists! / Grimey's Teacher: You can do anything you want as long as you believe in yourself. / [[Grimey in the present.]] / Grimey: Where did I go wrong?
No Thorpe: Professor Scourge! Stop this madness! Stop it right now! / Thorpe: I will not finance this crime against Mother Nature and Father Time!! / Professor Scourge: But, I just want to fuse this duck and this beaver together so they'll be a duck-billed platypus for my other duck-billed platypus to...
Worst Secret-Keeper [[Thorpe to Grimey.]] / Thorpe: Can you keep a secret? / Thorpe: I don't have a driver's license. / / [[Grimey to Sooty and Professor Scourge.]] / Grimey: And he doesn't even know how to drive! Isn't that funny?! / Professor Scourge: Hilarious! / Thorpe: Ugh. That Grimey has got to be the worst secret-keeper...

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