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| Paramedic's last resort | No dialogue. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-2 |
| Baby Tyrone | Oh man, DO OVER! http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-11 |
| Statler and Waldorf: roommates | I just... I just love her so much, but then she turns right around and stabs me in the back.
/ It's like she's a blade of darkness, cutting my soul.
/ I wish it would cut his wrists, instead! / HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO!
/ Fuck you, Statler and Waldorf.
/ Yeah, dude, why did you even let those guys in? http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-13 |
| Calvin's later years | Calvin, we have to go to class!
/ Where does he find all this snow? http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-18 |
| Caesar + Hannibal genetic experiment | Gentlemen, our scientists have secretly recovered the DNA of Hannibal and Caesar and spliced them both together to create the greatest military genius the world has ever known.
/ With him leading our armies, we will be unstoppable!
/ BEHOLD, CAESARBAL! http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-19 |
| Camping | It's so cold.
/ I know how to fix that.
/ Oh... my... God...
/ Two birds with one stone. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-21 |
| Routine E-frame stop | Stop resisting, boy!
/ I found the crack.
/ Life wasn't easy for the neosapiens left on Earth after the occupation. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-32 |
| Hammertime | I suffer from superfluous legitimacy. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-40 |
| Hanging | Do you have an last words?
/ I shall have my revenge.
/ Disgusting.
/ My God.
/ Impressive. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-41 |
| War veteran and grandson | And this is the pistol I took from a German officer that I killed.
/ Grandpa, weren't you on the same side in that war? / Luigi, you put them-a guns away. Dinner is-a-ready. http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-52 |
| Nerds | Hey Sara!
/ Shut up, nerds.
/ Ice 3! http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-60 |
| Orkin man | What? How is this not humane? http://plutocrat.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-63 |
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