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Paramedic's last resort No dialogue.
Baby Tyrone Oh man, DO OVER!
Statler and Waldorf: roommates I just... I just love her so much, but then she turns right around and stabs me in the back. / It's like she's a blade of darkness, cutting my soul. / I wish it would cut his wrists, instead! / HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO! / Fuck you, Statler and Waldorf. / Yeah, dude, why did you even let those guys in?
Calvin's later years Calvin, we have to go to class! / Where does he find all this snow?
Caesar + Hannibal genetic experiment Gentlemen, our scientists have secretly recovered the DNA of Hannibal and Caesar and spliced them both together to create the greatest military genius the world has ever known. / With him leading our armies, we will be unstoppable! / BEHOLD, CAESARBAL!
 
Camping It's so cold. / I know how to fix that. / Oh... my... God... / Two birds with one stone.
Routine E-frame stop Stop resisting, boy! / I found the crack. / Life wasn't easy for the neosapiens left on Earth after the occupation.
Hammertime I suffer from superfluous legitimacy.
Hanging Do you have an last words? / I shall have my revenge. / Disgusting. / My God. / Impressive.
War veteran and grandson And this is the pistol I took from a German officer that I killed. / Grandpa, weren't you on the same side in that war? / Luigi, you put them-a guns away. Dinner is-a-ready.
 
Nerds Hey Sara! / Shut up, nerds. / Ice 3!
Orkin man What? How is this not humane?

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