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|Paramedic's last resort||No dialogue.|
|Baby Tyrone||Oh man, DO OVER!|
|Statler and Waldorf: roommates||I just... I just love her so much, but then she turns right around and stabs me in the back. / It's like she's a blade of darkness, cutting my soul. / I wish it would cut his wrists, instead! / HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO! / Fuck you, Statler and Waldorf. / Yeah, dude, why did you even let those guys in?|
|Calvin's later years||Calvin, we have to go to class! / Where does he find all this snow?|
|Caesar + Hannibal genetic experiment||Gentlemen, our scientists have secretly recovered the DNA of Hannibal and Caesar and spliced them both together to create the greatest military genius the world has ever known. / With him leading our armies, we will be unstoppable! / BEHOLD, CAESARBAL!|
|Camping||It's so cold. / I know how to fix that. / Oh... my... God... / Two birds with one stone.|
|Routine E-frame stop||Stop resisting, boy! / I found the crack. / Life wasn't easy for the neosapiens left on Earth after the occupation.|
|Hammertime||I suffer from superfluous legitimacy.|
|Hanging||Do you have an last words? / I shall have my revenge. / Disgusting. / My God. / Impressive.|
|War veteran and grandson||And this is the pistol I took from a German officer that I killed. / Grandpa, weren't you on the same side in that war? / Luigi, you put them-a guns away. Dinner is-a-ready.|
|Nerds||Hey Sara! / Shut up, nerds. / Ice 3!|
|Orkin man||What? How is this not humane?|
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