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| Roomies #1 | Chapter 1: Moving In / Jim (reading mail): Oooh, Mail...let's see...bill...bill...bill...I could win a million dollars...and another bill / Jim: Dude we got a problem, owning a house is expensive
/ Mike: Don't worry bud, we got room for two more, I'll just post our house online / Jim: But what if attracts... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=1 |
| Roomies #2 | Martoff: Greetings human, I am Martoff the Destroyer, here for open room
/ Mike: Cool, I'm Mike, I'll show you around / Mike: This'll be your room
/ Martoff: Martoff very happy
/ Jim: Dude...who, or what the hell is THAT? / Mike: Oh, that's Martoff, he's gonna rent this room!
/ Martoff: Martoff really... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=2 |
| Roomies #3 | Mike: Look Jim, just 'cause he's a robot doesn't mean he can't live with us
/ Jim: But his name, Martoff the DESTROYER! He's probably built to kill stuff! / Mike: Hey, he's payin' a lot for the room, so we pay less for our share. Just give him a chance, he seems cool
/ Jim: Alright, fine. But if he... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=3 |
| Roomies #4 | (Jim looks out door)
/ Jim: Hello? Anyone there? Stupid kids, prank door bell ringing *grumble* / Chitake: HA! (jumps through door behind Jim)
/ Jim: That was weird... / Chitake: Chitake Tinaka, here about room!
/ Jim: What the...WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM? / Chitake: Chitake thank you for warm... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=4 |
| Roomies #5 | Jim: No way, I'm not allowing this. First a robot, now a ninja?
/ Chitake: Chitake think room is most excellent
/ Mike: This'll be your room... / Jim: No way, I say he's not movin' in!
/ Chitake: Plenty of room to exercise in
/ Mike: Oh, hey Martoff, this is Chitake. He wants to move in, what do you think... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=5 |
| Roomies #6 | Martoff: Hey bros glad you could make it to help me move
/ Brother 1: Ah, stuff it Mar we're only here 'cause dad wants your pansy art ass out of the house / Martoff: Why do you guys have to be so mean to me?
/ Brother 3: Hehe, I got a joke: Knock Knock!
/ Brother 2: Who's there? / Brother 3: Martoff... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=6 |
| Roomies #7 | Martoff: *whew* All done. Thanks for the help guys, even if you were rude
/ Brother 1: Whatcha wanna do now guys?
/ Brother 3: I know! Let's kill somethin!
/ Brother 2: Oooooh! Sounds like fun! / Martoff: Wha!?!?!? No!!
/ Martoff's brothers: Kill bots!! Transform!! / (sequence of robots' arms turning... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=7 |
| Roomies #8 | Brother #1: Sensors picked up something moving out here.
/ Brother #2: Hehe, couldn't have gotten far.
/ Brother #3: Mmm can't wait to kill something. / (Chitake jumps down between robots) / *SHHHINK* / Brother #1: Holy crap, what was that?
/ Brother #3 (head sliced off): Damnit! We were just messin... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=8 |
| Roomies #9 | Brother #1: Oooooooh, he's gonna pay for that one!
/ Brother #2: After him!
/ Brother #3: umm... a little help here... guys? / Brother #1: Oooh, fresh meat!
/ Jim: Ummmm... CRAP!
/ Brother #2: Open fire! / Jim: *Pant* *pant*
/ Mike: Yesssss???
/ Jim: Robots... Guns... bloody rampage... shooting... help...
/ Mike:... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=9 |
| Roomies #10 | (bot's scope)
/ Unit ID 00000010
/ Hull 100%
/ Internal 100%
/ Weapons 100%
/ Ammunition 999900
/ Status Good
/ Mood Bloodthirsty
/ Target ID: Fatty- structural integrity 25%
/ Target ID: unknown
/ Room entering protocol initiated
/ objective: destroy door / Jim: We're gonna die... we're gonna die... I'm too young... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=10 |
| Roomies #11 | Mike: (tossing weapons) Here, take this... this... and this... / Mike (offscreen): Okay, okay, I have a confession I'm not a freelance web designer.
/ Jim: Mike! You got some 'splanin to do! / Mike: I'm really an inventor...these I kinda made as a hobby...I'll explain later
/ Jim: Okay, I understand... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=11 |
| Roomies #12 | Mike (offscreen): I took a board, drilled out the inside, and then I lined it with very powerful magnets; they create a field right down the middle that accelerates any metal object inside up to 300 km/h / Mike: I figure they have armor plating, the other guns would either not do any damage, or blow... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=12 |
| Roomies #13 | Mike: I was able to jam their radar so they won't be able to track you. That should give you the element of surprise.
/ Jim: Well... that's a good start. How many are there anyway? / Mike: It looks like two... and it looks like there were three, I think Chitake took one out already.
/ Jim: What are... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=13 |
| Roomies #14 | (Jim aims gun) / Bot 1: Ow!
/ Bot 2: What was that?
/ Bot 1: I think it scuffed my paint! Oooooh... now it's on buddy! / Jim: Mike... I don't think it did anything to him!
/ Mike (offscreen): Try shooting more at once... somewhere around ten or twenty might be enough... I think
/ Jim: This better work... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=14 |
| Roomies #15 | Bot 1: I've fallen and I can't get up!
/ Bot 2: Suck death you pig! / Jim: I have a bad feeling about this...
/ Mike (offscreen): Jim he's firing! Take cover, NOW!
/ Jim: Thanks for stating the obvious Mike! / (Bot's screen)
/ Unit ID: 00000100
/ Hull: 100%
/ Internal: 100%
/ Weapons: 100%
/ Ammunition: 495875
/ Status:... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=15 |
| Roomies #16 | Bot 1 (shooting Martoff): I'll teach you to grow a backbone!
/ Martoff: Offensive mode engaged!
/ Bot 1: Offensive mode? You don't have a... / (Martoff's cannon comes out) / Bot 1: Son of a...
/ Jim: What was that? OH SH....... / *KABOOOOOO-------* http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=16 |
| Roomies #17 | Martoff: Now it's time to take out the trash! Hmm *computing* Memo: Find better victory line / Jim: oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god... I'm alive! THAT WAS FRICKIN SWEET! / Martoff: I'm going... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=17 |
| Roomies #18 | Jim: That was sweet! I didn't know you could do that! Too bad you blew out the front door in the process...
/ Martoff: Both you and me, and Chitake got a "frag" we should celebrate! / Jim: Speaking of Chitake, I wonder where he ran off to
/ *black blur flies by "WHOOOOSH"* / Jim: What the hell is he... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=18 |
| Roomies #19 | Police officer: Hmm..... / Officer: Miss Shefield across the street reported a disturbance of the peace.
/ Jim: Er... hi officer, what seems to be the problem? / Chitake: HAIYAH!
/ Martoff: Kill! Kill! Destroy! Destroy! Kill! Kill!
/ Jim: Er...Um... / Officer: Look, just keep it down, okay? We get enough... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=19 |
| Roomies #20 | Jim: Dear Diary: Well today, the day I was dreading is over, my new roommates are here and one at least is done unpacking. / Somehow, I knew leaving this in the hands of Mike was a bad idea, but I managed to survive the day. Not sure if it was luck or an act of God, but I survived. I also found out... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=20 |
| Roomies #21 | Kip: Heya Jim
/ Jim: Mornin' Kip / Jim: Don't you usually knock first before you come in and steal my food?
/ Kip: I would have, but since your door was blown out last night, I figured I'd just let myself in, by the way that explosion was totally WICKED! / Jim: You can thank my new roommate for that...... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=21 |
| Roomies #22 | Jim: Thank goodness for microwaveable frozen breakfast sandwiches
/ Kip: So what happened last night, and more importantly why didn't you invite me? / Jim: Well my new roommate Martoff, he had some brothers help him, and after they were done moving they decided to cause some trouble...
/ Kip: Martoff?... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=22 |
| Roomies #23 | Jim: Martoff, have you seen a microwave before?
/ Martoff: No record of a microwave on file / Jim: Look, it's a simple kitchen appliance; it cooks food, very fast.
/ Martoff: She can cook too! I'm in love! / Jim: *SIGH* It's not a she, it's a machine, just a machine that beeps...
/ Martoff: Perhaps you... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=23 |
| Roomies #24 | Kip: Jim, man, are you almost ready? We're gonna be late.
/ (Martoff and the microwave are speaking in "BEEP!"s in the background)
/ Jim: Yeah, I'm ready. Lemme grab my stuff real fast. / Kip: Woah, hold on a sec... You have a ninja living with you too?
/ (Martoff and the microwave continue beeping.)
/ Jim:... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=24 |
| Roomies #25 | Mike: EErrruuuunnngghhhhh......... / Mike: EEhhhhuuuuuuaaaahheeeeeerrrr....... / Mike: MMMmmmmmmmm.... Brains.....
/ Kip: Mike, I really don't have time for this, get off me!
/ Mike: Brains..... / *BAM!* / Mike: Oooowwwwweeeeeee......
/ Kip: You awake now Mike?
/ Mike: Yeah....
/ Kip: Good.
/ Mike: Ow... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=25 |
| Roomies #26 | Kip: Hurry up, I don't wanna be late
/ Jim: yeah... yeah... Crap! It's her! / Jim: QUICK! Take cover!
/ Kip: Wha? / Kip: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
/ Jim: I look horrible today... I can't let her see me like this!
/ Kip: GET OFF ME! / Jim: Do you think she saw us?
/ Kip: If she didn't see us, she'll... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=26 |
| Roomies #27 | Kip: Okay man, seriously, we need to talk about you acting crazy around Emma.
/ Jim: I don't wanna talk about it, let's hurry up and get going. / Kip: I wouldn't butt in, but when you start causing me bodily harm with your avoidance tactics, it's time for me to intervene.
/ Jim: Look, I'm sorry about... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=27 |
| Roomies #28 | (Chitake drinking coffee) / (Clock ticking by) / (Chitake sees time and springs off, dropping coffee) / (Chitake runs across several houses then onto a bus stopped at a stop light) / Chitake (thinking): I really need to get my own vehicle. http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=28 |
| Roomies #29 | Mike: Hmmm...
/ (Martoff and the Microwave Beeping back and forth) / Mike: No, I don't think this one's my fault.
/ Martoff: Oh, hello Mike. How come you didn't tell me Miss Microwave lived here with you?
/ (Phone Rings)
/ Mike: I got it! / Mike: Hello? Oh hello Sir! What? Today. I thought you whern't... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=29 |
| Roomies #30 | Jim: *sigh* Another fun filled day of work.
/ Kip: Tell me about it, I still haven't set anything on fire today. / Jim: Ya know... Hypothetically speaking, if you decided to burn down the office one day, would you warn me first?
/ Kip: Well that depends... / Kip: would you tell anybody else?
/ Jim: Probably. / Kip:... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=30 |
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