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| Roomies #31 | Mike (while tapping a book on his bookcase): Welp, time to go to work.
/ *thunk*
/ *click* / (A trap door beneath Mike opens and lowers him on an elevator)
/ *wiiiiiiir* / Mike: Hmm / Mike: Ya know, I bet if Jim ever found out the reason our bills are so high is because I had a secret lab installed under... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=31 |
| Roomies #32 | (Chitake streaks off of the bus and into an office building) / (Chitake streaks through the halls and into a Janitors closet) / Speaker: Janitor needed for mess in bathroom 12 ASAP!
/ Chitake (holding a wet mop): HAI! http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=32 |
| Roomies #33 | Jim: Mornin' Jason.
/ Jason: Heya Jim. / Jason: How was your weekend?
/ Jim: Oi... don't ask. What's up? I can't login to the network.
/ Jason: Neither can I. I think it's down again. / Owen: Hey guys, I thought I'd let you know the network's down.
/ Jim: Tell us something we don't know, like when it will... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=33 |
| Roomies #34 | (Kip walking into the I.T. Department) / Bob: Kip! Thank goodness you're here!
/ Kip: What'd you break this time Bob? / Bob: I didn't break anything! Some hacker hijacked a server and it's clogged with 500 gigs of porn!
/ Kip: Knew I forgot somethin...
/ Bob: Huh?
/ Kip: Don't worry. I backed it up Friday,... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=34 |
| Roomies #35 | Please excuse me while I recover from my 21st birthday.
/ (Jim passed out with liquor bottles, cards, and poker chips lying around him.
/ Oh, and if you could, bring me some asprin. http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=35 |
| Roomies #36 | Mike: Alright, let's get this baby fired up. Computer initiate power up sequence.
/ Computer: Affirmative, power levels at: 10%... 20%... 30%... 40%... 50%... / Martoff: Yup, I'm an artist, it's true! Seems there's a lot of interest in a robot artists.
/ Microwave: Wow! I didn't know robots could make... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=36 |
| Roomies #37 | (Chitake running down the hall armed with a mop) / (Chitake screeches to a halt) / (Chitake blurs all around the dirty bathroom) / (Chitake poses with the mop in a sparkling clean bathroom) http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=37 |
| Roomies #38 | Bob: Thank goodness you made that backup, we're all up and running now.
/ Kip: All in a day's work Bob. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go uhm... inspect that porn clogged hard drive. / Jim: Oh boy... network's back up, we can get back to work now. I can haaaaaardly wait.
/ Jason: Damn, I almost... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=38 |
| Roomies #39 | Jim: *sigh* Only 11 o'clock, wish it was lunch time already...
/ Jason: Yeah, I hear ya. Still got a whole hour to go. / Kip: Guy guess what Jim? Everyone is going to have lunch early today.
/ Jim: Huh? Kip... what did you do?
/ Kip: HEHEHEHE / Fire alarm goes off / Kip: *whistle* Nothing, nothing at... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=39 |
| Roomies #40 | Martoff: Well miss microwave, I must get to work myself.
/ Microwave: See you soon. / Mike: Hmm... I could probably lathe a replacement piece for the floor, just need to get a good measurement. / Mike: Let's see now... wow it's really slippery along the edges of this hole, now where did I put my measuring... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=40 |
| Roomies #41 | General Crismon: Hmm... where's Mike at? I told him I'd be here at noon... / Mike (falling down the hole): AAAAHHHH!!!!! / Mike: AAAAAAHHH!!!
/ Crismon: Uhm... what was... Mike? / Mike falls on top of Crismon
/ Crismon: OOF!
/ Mike: Owe... err... hello sir, thanks for breaking my fall. http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=41 |
| Roomies #42 | Kip: So, up for some Chinese?
/ Jim: Sounds good to me.
/ Jason: Hey! Count me in! / Jim: I'm wondering... exactly what did you do?
/ Jason: Yeah... I'd like to know too.
/ Kip: I just made a little smoke. / Jim: *cough* *cough* Just a little!?!?
/ Jason: *cough* *cough*
/ Kip: Eh, don't worry. It'll all... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=42 |
| Roomies #43 | Jim: It's kinda busy today, they said it'd be a 20 minute wait.
/ Jason: Bleh. / Jim: Nothin worse than a long wait in a restaurant while you're hungry...
/ Kip: Oh! I have an idea to pass the time! / Jim: Kip, is that what I think it is?
/ Kip: Just my trusty lighter!
/ Jason: Umm... / Jim: Damnit, Kip!... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=43 |
| Roomies #44 | Kip flicks his lighter on and off while grinning at the flame. / Jim: Umm... hate to interrupt, but our table is ready.
/ Kip: See, that passed the time quite quickly.
/ Jim: Actually, they gave us the next open one 'cause you're scarring the other customers. http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=44 |
| Roomies #45 | Mike: So... I implemented that radar targeting system like you asked for, it's a really easy point and click interface now, any grunt can fire this thing.
/ General Crismon: Excellent work. / General Crismon: I noticed you put a nice hole right through 5 feet of reinforced concrete and 25 feet of hard... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=45 |
| Roomies #46 | *Chitake is in the air duct* / *Chitake wipes it clean* / Man: Hey Steve, why's the janitor crawling around the air ducts?
/ Steve: Dusting them or somethin', heck if I know.
/ Man: I wonder if the ducts are how he pops out of nowhere to clean up trash all the time.
/ Steve: Yeah, that guy creeps me out... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=46 |
| Roomies #47 | *cars show up next to building* / Soldier: Let us go, brothers. / Soldier: VERILY I SAY UNTO THEE! THE IRON ORDER OF JESUS ORDERS EVERYONE DOWN! OBEY AND THOU SHALT BE SPARED!
/ *shoots gun into air* / Man: Don't shoot! Wait...who did you say you are?
/ Soldier: The Iron Order of Jesus.
/ Man: Are... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=47 |
| Roomies #48 | *soldiers are around the room* / Soldier 1: Woe foolish government, attempting to spread thine gold by using unmarked office buildings' vaults. We have learned thine deceptions. / Soldier 1: Dear brother, what art thou's status with thine hostages?
/ Soldier 2: All souls are in hither lobby; all except... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=48 |
| Roomies #49 | (Chitake holds up his sword behind the unsuspecting soldiers) / We apologize, but due to excessive violence, this frame has been cut. We now return you to your normally scheduled cartoon. / (One soldier just beheaded)
/ Other soldier: Lord have mercy! AAAAAHHHH!!!! / Sorry, but it doesn't look like... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=49 |
| Roomies #50 | (soldiers shooting)
/ *PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA* / (Chitake dodges bullets) / *click* *click* *click* (guns run dry)
/ Soldier: *sigh* knew we shoulda increased the ammunition budget / (Chitake chases soldiers)
/ Soldier: AHHH!!!!
/ Soldier 2: RUN AWAY!!! http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=50 |
| Roomies #51 | (soldiers charge) / *papapapapapapa*
/ Soldiers: Ahhhh! Get him! Die!!
/ *click* *click*
/ Soldiers: Ahhh! Run! Run! / Soldier 1: Ahhh!!!!!
/ Soldier 2: Every man for himself!
/ Soldier 3: Ruuun!! / Soldier 4 (thinking): Uuuuhg... I shoulda called in sick today... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=51 |
| Roomies #52 | (cars leave)
/ *SCREEEEEECH* / (Chitake looks at bloodstained wall)
/ *twitch* / (Chitake runs into janitor closet) / (Chitake returns with mop)
/ Chitake: Must...clean... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=52 |
| Roomies #53 | General Crismon: Well, while I'm here, anything else to show me?
/ Mike: Oh yeah, there was that robot head I told you about. / Mike: Here he is...
/ Robot head: Oh God it's &#$& boy, and he has a $%*# friend, go $&%$ yourselves you @$$ hats / Mike: Hey! I told you to be nice!
/ General Crismon: Alright,... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=53 |
| Roomies #54 | Kip: All hail lord Kip! / [meanwhile, in the server room]
/ Kip: (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) / (Kip gets hit by something)*BAM!*
/ Kip: Huh?! / Jim (offscreen): Nap time's over, princess.
/ Kip: Damnit, Jim, go @$#% yourself! http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=54 |
| Roomies | Kip: See, just a lil' smoke, told you the place would be fine.
/ Jim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. / Jim: Crap, we're more than 20 minutes late, we're gonna be in so much trouble.
/ Kip: Would you relax for once? I bet nobody even noticed us. / Jim: Yeah... hardly notice us.
/ Owen and Bob: ALMOST 30 MINUTES LATE!... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=55 |
| Roomies | Bob: Kip, you really upset me here. You took off an hour early then left a smoke bomb. / Bob: And then you came back a half hour late while I've been saving your arse. / Kip: Hey! Hey! Hey! Who are you to lecture me? Maybe I was doing something important?
/ Bob: Right... what were you doin' that was... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=56 |
| Roomies | Kip: Still not talking to me, huh? / Kip: C'mon man, I already apologized once; don't make me apologize again. / Kip: It's not like I burned down the office building with you in it. / Jim: Heh, alright, alright. How 'bout some Halo when we get home?
/ Kip: Now we're talkin. http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=57 |
| Roomies #58 | Jim: Finally... home sweet broken home...
/ Kip: Yeah prolly should get that door fixed soon, huh? / Jim: Hey Chitake, get up, we're gonna use the TV.
/ Chitake: No, you wait. / Jim: Hey now! This is my TV, I'm not gonna be polite, we want to play some video games! / Chitake: YOU WAIT UNTIL CHITAKE... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=58 |
| Roomies #59 | Mike: Oh hey, are watchin' the news?
/ Jim: Yeah, sword boy won't give up the remote.
/ Chitake: SILENCE!
/ Jim: Don't hurt me... / TV: ...and the robbers were seen fleeing the scene. Reports say they were stopped by the bravery of the building's janitor.
/ Chitake: HA! And I left the place sparkling fresh... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=59 |
| Roomies #60 | [Just beyond the orbit of Pluto...] / Berk: Status Report, Lieutenant!
/ Spork: Sir! The fleet is in position, we are ready to strike! / Berk: Excellent... excellent. Nothing can stop us now! Those puny humans shall bow down to the mighty Kramonian Empire! / *ZAAAAAAP!!!!!!* (laser plows by) http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=60 |
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