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Roomies #62 Berk: Over a hundred cycles of scouting and planning, all coming down to this very moment. The feeling is intense! / Spork: Yes sir! I can hardly wait! / (laser blasts ship) / Berk: Such a beautiful fleet. Say...shouldn't the battle wedge Kramoa XII be right outside? / Spork: Well, sir...uh... / Berk:...
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Roomies #62 Berk: Wait... wait... a death ray, hit us all the way from Earth, with pinoint accuracy, and blew up one of our ships in one hit? / Spork: Yes sir, that's why we are running away now. / Berk: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! / Spork: Uh, sir... / Spork: Excuse me,...
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Roomies #63 Jim: Hello everyone! Welcome to our very first mailbag, where between chapters, I will read your fan mail! / Jim: Now let's see here... I know there's one in here somewhere... HA! Found it. / [I reading your comic (your drawing = shitty) and your of last few comics have "jesus soldiers" are so offensed...
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Roomies #64 Jim: *sigh* Well... someone managed to talk me into oing one more of these dang things. / Jim: Let's see here... one more... / [Dear Client, / Steven Jordan Jr.'s attitude has been adjusted permanently. I will meet you at the usual spot for payment this evening at 11:15. / Thanks, / The Stranger Behind...
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Roomies #65 Worm 1: 'Fraid it's time to die beatch! / Worm 2: For the love of God, please! You've murdered all my friends and family, please just let me go! / Jim: Hey where did Kip go? / Mike: I dunno, he said he needed to check something and then went into your room. / Jim: My room? / Mike: Yup. / Jim: Crap......
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Roomies #66 Jim: Kip, what the hell? Why are you in my room? / Kip: I needed to check up on [H]ardOCP.com damnit. / Jim: Kip... get otu of my room and be social... / Kip: Are you gonna help me overclock this machine? / Jim: WHAT? Uh... no. Don't you touch my machine! / Kip: If you won't help then *$^&$ off then. / Jim:...
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Roomies #67 Jim: IT'S SMOKING! TURN IT OFF!!! / Kip: It's just a little hot, don't worry. / Jim: DAMNIT KIP! TURN IT OFF! / Kip: It's fine! / [BAM!!!!!] / Kip: *cough cough* don't worry, I can fix it. / Jim: WHAT THE HELL IS THERE LEFT TO FIX?!?!?
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Roomies #68 Kip: Alright Jim, now let's not get angry. / Jim: I AM NOT ANGRY! (throttles Kip) / Kip: THIS... IS... VERY... ANGRY... / Jim: YOU BLEW UP MY COMPUTER YOU $*#$$%#&!!!! / Kip: Can't...breathe...please...let...go... / Jim: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO! / Kip: because...I...have...dynamite...and...lighter....
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Roomies #69 Kip: *cough cough* Thank you... / Jim: You better give me a damn good reason to let you live. / (Kip licks finger) / Kip: Okay... okay... I'll make you a new computer. / (Kip puts out dynamite stick) / Kip: It will be three times better than your old one, it'll be awesome! / Jim: I have a bad feeling...
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Roomies #70 Kip: I have a couple connections, I could have your new machine up and running in a few hours. / Jim: Alright, alright. Better be good. / *WARNING! POWER FAILURE IMMINENT!* / Jim: What the hell... where is that coming from? / Kip: Don't look at me... / (power blacks out) / Kip: Seriously, I didn't do...
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Roomies #71 Chitake: Quick! Take cover! We must be under attack! / Mike: No, no, we're not under attack, I think I left my laser charger on and it probably overloaded the power grid... / Martoff: Hey guys, what's going on with the power? / Chitake: I am going to check the power lines to make sure they weren't cut;...
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Roomies #72 Martoff: Okay, we're in the kitchen, careful and watch your step. / Mike: Are you sure? / Martoff: Yeah, watch it you're....uh-oh... / Mike: (slips) AAHHH!!! / Jim: AHH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!! / Kip: Okay... okay... gawd nothing makes you happy. / Jim: Thanks... hey did you hear something? / Kip:...
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Roomies #73 Mike: AHHH!!! *THUD* OOOF!!! / Mike: *ahem* Computer... are you still active? / [Affirmative] / Mike: Good, please shut down laser chargers. / [Negative, laser is offline.] / Mike: It's not on? That's odd... Computer activate backup power generator. / [Affirmative, activating backup power generators....
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Roomies #74 Russian soldier: (bravo dva shest ya buil anredelen!) / Jim: What'd he say? / Kip: I dunno, I think that was Italian. / Jim: No, no, that's definitely Russian. / Jim: Wait a minute... er... what are... / Kip: HEHE! BURN! BURN! BURN! / Russian soldier: AAAAHHH!! OJOGI IT! OJOGI IT! / Mike: Computer how much...
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