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| Roomies #251 | (Spork and Jim eye each other. A Tumbleweed tumbles by as they continue eying each other, then after it passes, they jump at each other.) http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=251 |
| Roomies #252 | Owen: What's wrong with you two!? This is a working enviroment!
/ Jim: He's an lien! And he tried to kidnap me, then tried to take over the world!!!
/ Spork: YOU SCUM! You got me exiled from my home, now I'm stuck on this worthless piece of rock! / Owen: Yes... but he's a legal alien! He has a green card!
/ Jim:... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=252 |
| Roomies #253 | Jason: Umm... should we try to break them up?
/ (Jim and Spork fight in the middle of big dust cloud) / Owen: We'd probably just make it worse... / Jim: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! There was no need to pull out the heavy hardware!
/ Spork (holding his laser pistol): Nano-pockets are such a wonderful invention...... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=253 |
| Roomies #254 | Jim: Well this is definitely not how I expected the day to turn out... / Jim (reaching into his desk drawer): Just gotta stretch...
/ Spork: Come out so I can shoot you! / Jim (as his hand reaches his laser pistol tucked away in his desk): Alright... / Spork: Come on... come out and play!
/ Jim (putting... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=254 |
| Roomies #255 | (Jim and Spork fire their pistols at each other back and forth, ending up behind book cases firing at each other) http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=255 |
| Roomies #256 | (SWATs charge into the office) / SWATs: FREEZE!!! / SWATs: Put down your weapons or we will open fire!
/ Spork: Law enforcement, eh? Come on! I got plenty of laser pistol to go around!!!
/ Jim: Uh... I would like to take this moment to point out that... I'm not with him... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=256 |
| Roomies #257 | Jim (hands raised): DON'T SHOOT!!! / Spork (diving across the room with his laser pistol out): Let's dance!! / (SWATs raise their guns and unlock the safeties) / (Spork opens fire) / (Swats and Berk exchange fire) / Jim (hiding behind the bookcase): WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME FOR!?!? I TRIED TO... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=257 |
| Roomies #258 | (The SWATs shoot at Jim, pinning him down behind a bookcase) / (Kip drops in behind the SWATs)
/ Jim: AAHH!! / Jim: *sigh* How do I keep getting myself into these kinda situations?
/ (Kip ignites his lightsaber) / Jim (looking determined): Alright... pull yourself together, there's only three of them,... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=258 |
| Roomies #259 | (Kip kick, punches, then lightsabers the three SWATs that were shooting at Jim) / (The SWATs all fall over, knocked cold)
/ Kip: Mwuahahaha!!! / Jim (running out of his hiding spot): CHAAAaaarrrgee... / Jim: Hi Kip... was wonderin when you'd show up... no blood or fire? I'm shocked!
/ Kip: Just knocked... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=259 |
| Roomies #260 | (The SWAT team's bullets bounce off of Spork's shield) / *click! click! click!*
/ SWAT: Son of a...
/ *BZZZZzzztt...* / Spork (shooting his laser pistol, shield down): Aww... you used all your primitve projectiles on my shield... Time to Die! / Jim (off screen): THERE YOU ARE!!!
/ Spork (raising shield... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=260 |
| Roomies #261 | (Jim charges at Spork, screaming like a maniac. He jumps into Spork, the force of which crashes the both of them through the window and outside) http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=261 |
| Roomies | Kip: Screw that, you're on your own Jim! / SWAT (to kip's left, guns raised): FREEZE!!
/ Kip: GAH! / SWAT (to kip's right, guns raised): DON'T MOVE!
/ Kip: Gah friggin bah! / *pshh!!*
/ Kip (jumping out the window with his lightsaber in hand): Look out below! http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=262 |
| Roomies #263 | (Spork, Jim, and Kip fall towards the ground as Jim takes shots at Spork, but his laser blasts are deflected by the shield. Kip pulls out the portal spawner from his pocket and opens two portals on the ground below. Spork flies through the portal and is teleported to the other one, traveling up instead... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=263 |
| Roomies #264 | Jim (flying upwards while Spork hovers in the air): What the hell!? / Spork: Ha! Ha! I almost forgot this personal shield generator can hover too!
/ Jim: Dan you and your friggin shield! / Kip (flying at Berk with his lightsaber out): Yeah, but you forgot about me beotch!
/ Spork: EEEK!!! / *CRACK*
/ (Spork... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=264 |
| Roomies #265 | (Spork screams as he inside his shield bubble flies through the air.) / (Spork bounces off the ground like a rubber ball, then ricochets back and forth up the walls of two buildings) / (Spork peaks high in the sky)
/ Spork's Shield: Warning! Capacitor overload! / (Spork falls towards the ground in... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=265 |
| Roomies #266 | Berk: Hehe... I love this show.
/ TV: And now... for something completely different!
/ *SLAM!* / Berk: Oh good, Spork must be home from work. / Berk: So... how was work?
/ Spork: I don't wanna talk about it... / Spork: If you need me... I'll be pulling myself back together in the tub...
/ Berk: Hey! What's... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=266 |
| Roomies #267 | Jim: Okay uh... so now what?
/ Kip: Don't worry, I have an idea. / Jim: Do you know what you're doing?
/ Kip: Yeah... I think. Uh... you might wanna brace yourself.
/ (Kip opens a portal right in front of his path) / *Teleport! Teleport!*
/ *CRASH!!!*
/ AAAHHH!!!
/ *BOOM!!*
/ OWWEE!!
/ *THUD!!!* / Owen: You... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=267 |
| Roomies #268 | Jim: Hey Guys! Guess what? It's the end of the chapter... and time for a new mailbag! And this time it's addressed to me! / Letter: To who it may concern: WE hear there are alien technology in your house. If this is true, expect us at your front door very soon. We need to take them to do...uh...research... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=268 |
| Roomies #269 | Roomies Chapter 12: The Musical / Director: Okay everyone! Places! Places!
/ Director: Ready Nigel?
/ Nigel: I'm ready!
/ Director: Is the chours line set?
/ Zombies: Graaaahr!!! / Director: Dim the lights!
/ Director: Alright everybody, here we go!
/ Director: Open the curtain in 5.... / (Curtain opens... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=269 |
| Roomies #270 | Nigel: What is this? Am I dead!?!? I thought it would be brighter! / Death #2: You're dead! You're dead! You're really really dead!
/ Nigel: I'm dead!?!?!? / Death #1: You're dead! You're dead! You're really really dead!
/ Death #2: There's rot inside your head! / Nigel: But I can sing! I can dance!... http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=270 |
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