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Roomies #31 Mike (while tapping a book on his bookcase): Welp, time to go to work. / *thunk* / *click* / (A trap door beneath Mike opens and lowers him on an elevator) / *wiiiiiiir* / Mike: Hmm / Mike: Ya know, I bet if Jim ever found out the reason our bills are so high is because I had a secret lab installed under the house, he'd probably kill me.
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Roomies #32 (Chitake streaks off of the bus and into an office building) / (Chitake streaks through the halls and into a Janitors closet) / Speaker: Janitor needed for mess in bathroom 12 ASAP! / Chitake (holding a wet mop): HAI!
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Roomies #33 Jim: Mornin' Jason. / Jason: Heya Jim. / Jason: How was your weekend? / Jim: Oi... don't ask. What's up? I can't login to the network. / Jason: Neither can I. I think it's down again. / Owen: Hey guys, I thought I'd let you know the network's down. / Jim: Tell us something we don't know, like when it will be back up. / Jason: Eh, gives me time to brush up on some good ol' solitaire. / Owen: Damnit, Jim! I'm a supervisor, not an engineer! / Jim: I swear to god if you use that joke one more frickin time, heads are gonna roll! / Jason: *snicker*
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Roomies #34 (Kip walking into the I.T. Department) / Bob: Kip! Thank goodness you're here! / Kip: What'd you break this time Bob? / Bob: I didn't break anything! Some hacker hijacked a server and it's clogged with 500 gigs of porn! / Kip: Knew I forgot somethin... / Bob: Huh? / Kip: Don't worry. I backed it up Friday, just take it to my office, I'll take care of it. / Kip: Now I just gotta put the original hard drive back in, and keep this one for safe keeping. All going as planned. Operation ultra leech is a success!
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Roomies #35 Please excuse me while I recover from my 21st birthday. / (Jim passed out with liquor bottles, cards, and poker chips lying around him. / Oh, and if you could, bring me some asprin.
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Roomies #36 Mike: Alright, let's get this baby fired up. Computer initiate power up sequence. / Computer: Affirmative, power levels at: 10%... 20%... 30%... 40%... 50%... / Martoff: Yup, I'm an artist, it's true! Seems there's a lot of interest in a robot artists. / Microwave: Wow! I didn't know robots could make art! I bet you're really good! / Computer: 60%... 75%... 90%... 110%... 130%... WARNING! POWER OVER LOAD! WARNING ENERGY DISCHARGE IMMANENT! WARNING! / Mike: Uh-oh... this is not good. / Microwave: So what kind of art syles do you do? / Martoff: Mostly just... / (A large red laser beam cuts up through the kitchen floor) / (The laser shoots out of the roof of the house) / (The laser shoots off into space) / Computer: Power levels stabilized. Power level: 100% / Mike: Oh boy... This is not good. / Martoff (looking down the newly created hole): Mike? Is that you down there? What did you do? Are you okay? / Mike: Yeah, it's me... Jim is so gonna kill me when he gets home.
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Roomies #37 (Chitake running down the hall armed with a mop) / (Chitake screeches to a halt) / (Chitake blurs all around the dirty bathroom) / (Chitake poses with the mop in a sparkling clean bathroom)
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Roomies #38 Bob: Thank goodness you made that backup, we're all up and running now. / Kip: All in a day's work Bob. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go uhm... inspect that porn clogged hard drive. / Jim: Oh boy... network's back up, we can get back to work now. I can haaaaaardly wait. / Jason: Damn, I almost had that game beat, ah well. / Jason: Hey Jim, I was thinkin... / Jim: Oh boy, this can't be good. / Jason: I know the pay's good and all, but doesn't it kinda suck being just glorified data entry position with our certification level? / Jim: That question haunts me every day of my life, just be glad we don't have to worry about 80 year old grandmas who can't read their prescriptions.
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Roomies #39 Jim: *sigh* Only 11 o'clock, wish it was lunch time already... / Jason: Yeah, I hear ya. Still got a whole hour to go. / Kip: Guy guess what Jim? Everyone is going to have lunch early today. / Jim: Huh? Kip... what did you do? / Kip: HEHEHEHE / Fire alarm goes off / Kip: *whistle* Nothing, nothing at all. / Jim: You know what, screw it, I don't care. LEt's get out of here.
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Roomies #40 Martoff: Well miss microwave, I must get to work myself. / Microwave: See you soon. / Mike: Hmm... I could probably lathe a replacement piece for the floor, just need to get a good measurement. / Mike: Let's see now... wow it's really slippery along the edges of this hole, now where did I put my measuring tape... / Microwave: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! / Mike: What the...? / Mike falls down the hole / Microwave: Hehehehe / Mike: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Roomies #41 General Crismon: Hmm... where's Mike at? I told him I'd be here at noon... / Mike (falling down the hole): AAAAHHHH!!!!! / Mike: AAAAAAHHH!!! / Crismon: Uhm... what was... Mike? / Mike falls on top of Crismon / Crismon: OOF! / Mike: Owe... err... hello sir, thanks for breaking my fall.
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Roomies #42 Kip: So, up for some Chinese? / Jim: Sounds good to me. / Jason: Hey! Count me in! / Jim: I'm wondering... exactly what did you do? / Jason: Yeah... I'd like to know too. / Kip: I just made a little smoke. / Jim: *cough* *cough* Just a little!?!? / Jason: *cough* *cough* / Kip: Eh, don't worry. It'll all blow over soon. / Zoom out showing fire trucks responding to a huge plume of smoke.
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Roomies #43 Jim: It's kinda busy today, they said it'd be a 20 minute wait. / Jason: Bleh. / Jim: Nothin worse than a long wait in a restaurant while you're hungry... / Kip: Oh! I have an idea to pass the time! / Jim: Kip, is that what I think it is? / Kip: Just my trusty lighter! / Jason: Umm... / Jim: Damnit, Kip! No! Bad! / Kip: What?
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Roomies #44 Kip flicks his lighter on and off while grinning at the flame. / Jim: Umm... hate to interrupt, but our table is ready. / Kip: See, that passed the time quite quickly. / Jim: Actually, they gave us the next open one 'cause you're scarring the other customers.
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Roomies #45 Mike: So... I implemented that radar targeting system like you asked for, it's a really easy point and click interface now, any grunt can fire this thing. / General Crismon: Excellent work. / General Crismon: I noticed you put a nice hole right through 5 feet of reinforced concrete and 25 feet of hard packed dirt, did you mean to make a 30 foot long slide? Or did you screw something up? / Mike: Well uh... / Mike: Heh heh... you see I ran into a small bug with the power sequence and it kinda overloaded... / General Crismon: Mike... I don't need to remind you how much we've invested in this, it better be ready for the firing test. / Mike: It'll be ready sir, I promise. / General Crismon: Damn powerful laser though, can't wait to see this baby on the field.
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Roomies #46 *Chitake is in the air duct* / *Chitake wipes it clean* / Man: Hey Steve, why's the janitor crawling around the air ducts? / Steve: Dusting them or somethin', heck if I know. / Man: I wonder if the ducts are how he pops out of nowhere to clean up trash all the time. / Steve: Yeah, that guy creeps me out when he pops out of nowhere.
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Roomies #47 *cars show up next to building* / Soldier: Let us go, brothers. / Soldier: VERILY I SAY UNTO THEE! THE IRON ORDER OF JESUS ORDERS EVERYONE DOWN! OBEY AND THOU SHALT BE SPARED! / *shoots gun into air* / Man: Don't shoot! Wait...who did you say you are? / Soldier: The Iron Order of Jesus. / Man: Are you guys like new or something? / Soldier: Nay, we are really big in England. / Man: Oh... okay, sorry. Never heard of you guys before. / Soldier: We get that a lot.
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Roomies #48 *soldiers are around the room* / Soldier 1: Woe foolish government, attempting to spread thine gold by using unmarked office buildings' vaults. We have learned thine deceptions. / Soldier 1: Dear brother, what art thou's status with thine hostages? / Soldier 2: All souls are in hither lobby; all except for the janitor are accountable. / Soldier 1 (offscreen): Do not bother thy self over a mere janitor my brother, let us proceed with our plan.
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Roomies #49 (Chitake holds up his sword behind the unsuspecting soldiers) / We apologize, but due to excessive violence, this frame has been cut. We now return you to your normally scheduled cartoon. / (One soldier just beheaded) / Other soldier: Lord have mercy! AAAAAHHHH!!!! / Sorry, but it doesn't look like he's quite done yet.
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Roomies #50 (soldiers shooting) / *PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA* / (Chitake dodges bullets) / *click* *click* *click* (guns run dry) / Soldier: *sigh* knew we shoulda increased the ammunition budget / (Chitake chases soldiers) / Soldier: AHHH!!!! / Soldier 2: RUN AWAY!!!
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Roomies #51 (soldiers charge) / *papapapapapapa* / Soldiers: Ahhhh! Get him! Die!! / *click* *click* / Soldiers: Ahhh! Run! Run! / Soldier 1: Ahhh!!!!! / Soldier 2: Every man for himself! / Soldier 3: Ruuun!! / Soldier 4 (thinking): Uuuuhg... I shoulda called in sick today...
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Roomies #52 (cars leave) / *SCREEEEEECH* / (Chitake looks at bloodstained wall) / *twitch* / (Chitake runs into janitor closet) / (Chitake returns with mop) / Chitake: Must...clean...
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Roomies #53 General Crismon: Well, while I'm here, anything else to show me? / Mike: Oh yeah, there was that robot head I told you about. / Mike: Here he is... / Robot head: Oh God it's &#$& boy, and he has a $%*# friend, go $&%$ yourselves you @$$ hats / Mike: Hey! I told you to be nice! / General Crismon: Alright, I'm headin' out then. / Robot head: Give me one %&#$% reason to be nice you %&$% %&$% get out of here! / Mike: *grumble* stupid good-for-nothin' robot... / Robot head: That's right! You best be runnin' away! Come back here and I'll gnaw your arm off!
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Roomies #54 Kip: All hail lord Kip! / [meanwhile, in the server room] / Kip: (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) / (Kip gets hit by something)*BAM!* / Kip: Huh?! / Jim (offscreen): Nap time's over, princess. / Kip: Damnit, Jim, go @$#% yourself!
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Roomies Kip: See, just a lil' smoke, told you the place would be fine. / Jim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. / Jim: Crap, we're more than 20 minutes late, we're gonna be in so much trouble. / Kip: Would you relax for once? I bet nobody even noticed us. / Jim: Yeah... hardly notice us. / Owen and Bob: ALMOST 30 MINUTES LATE! WHERE THE %&$# HAVE YOU BEEN!?
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Roomies Bob: Kip, you really upset me here. You took off an hour early then left a smoke bomb. / Bob: And then you came back a half hour late while I've been saving your arse. / Kip: Hey! Hey! Hey! Who are you to lecture me? Maybe I was doing something important? / Bob: Right... what were you doin' that was so important? / Kip: Hehe, having some nice Mongolian beef, you shoulda come with. / Bob: *sigh* You don't pay me enough for this $#%#
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Roomies Kip: Still not talking to me, huh? / Kip: C'mon man, I already apologized once; don't make me apologize again. / Kip: It's not like I burned down the office building with you in it. / Jim: Heh, alright, alright. How 'bout some Halo when we get home? / Kip: Now we're talkin.
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Roomies #58 Jim: Finally... home sweet broken home... / Kip: Yeah prolly should get that door fixed soon, huh? / Jim: Hey Chitake, get up, we're gonna use the TV. / Chitake: No, you wait. / Jim: Hey now! This is my TV, I'm not gonna be polite, we want to play some video games! / Chitake: YOU WAIT UNTIL CHITAKE DONE! (hold out sword) / Jim: Okay, okay. So...um... what's on TV Chitake?
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Roomies #59 Mike: Oh hey, are watchin' the news? / Jim: Yeah, sword boy won't give up the remote. / Chitake: SILENCE! / Jim: Don't hurt me... / TV: ...and the robbers were seen fleeing the scene. Reports say they were stopped by the bravery of the building's janitor. / Chitake: HA! And I left the place sparkling fresh afterwards! / TV: In other news, reports of a massive smoke bomb closed the Walgrey's Mail Order Center this afternoon; police have not yet announced a suspect; however, sources believe it was an inside job. / Jim: I think they're onto you Kip. / Kip: LIES!! / TV: Also today, a nosy neighbor's camera caught what looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Police say there is nothing they can do... / Jim: is that... MIKE!!! WHY IS THERE A LASER BLASTING A HOLE INTO THE ROOF OF OUR HOUSE!?!? / Mike: Uh... magic?
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Roomies #60 [Just beyond the orbit of Pluto...] / Berk: Status Report, Lieutenant! / Spork: Sir! The fleet is in position, we are ready to strike! / Berk: Excellent... excellent. Nothing can stop us now! Those puny humans shall bow down to the mighty Kramonian Empire! / *ZAAAAAAP!!!!!!* (laser plows by)
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