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| 31 - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral? | Androdameia: It's going for the window!
/ Pantariste: Grab it! / Pantariste: Aaargh! Too late!
/ The Beast: Ryaaw! / Deinomache: What the... What's going on in here?
/ Androdameia: Crap! she's awake! / Deinomache: What's all this noise about? And why are my feet wet? Has there been a leak in here?
/ Androdameia:... http://amazoness.co.uk/31.htm |
| 32 - You Have One New Massage | Androdameia: Miss Deinomache, we could really use some help with catching this creature...
/ Ess: Porcupines can get pretty big, you know. / Deinomache: Oh, you girls don't give yourselves enough credit. You seem to be doing a fine job of pursuing it by yourselves so far.
/ Androdameia: But...
/ Deinomache:... http://amazoness.co.uk/32.htm |
| 33 - Operation: Awesome! | Pantariste: The Beast of Themiskyra still roams free. The city is in crisis. / Pantariste: "Who will save us?" the sexy maidens cry! But then, from the shadows, a hero appears! The great Amazon, Pantariste!
/ Pantariste: Also, some other Amazons are there too. / Pantariste: The time has come for decisive... http://amazoness.co.uk/33.htm |
| 34 - Better Left Unsaid | Ess: Don't talk to me.
/ Belanidi: O... okay. http://amazoness.co.uk/34.htm |
| 35 - Operation: Disappointment | Pantariste: Ess is the perfect bait! And here we are, ready to strike!
/ Androdameia: I have certain doubts about this plan... / Pantariste: Have some faith! This is a strategy worthy of Artemis herself! / Pantariste: All we have to do is sit back and wait...
/ Androdameia: Uh... Pantariste? / Pantariste:... http://amazoness.co.uk/35.htm |
| 36 - Sheep Tactics | The Beast: Ryaaw? / The Beast: Ryaaa! / Pantariste: Did you see that? It just totally pounced on that sheep!
/ Androdameia: Goodness, such unexpected behaviour from a creature whose primary characteristic is a desire to attack sheep. / Pantariste: Stupid sheep! Come on! Fight back!
/ Pantariste: Look... http://amazoness.co.uk/36.htm |
| 37 - I Have Something to Axe You... | Pantariste: That's it! Time to attack!
/ Androdameia: Maybe you should consider a strategy first... / Pantariste: No time for that! Thinking is for losers!
/ Pantariste: Attaaaack! / The Beast: Ryaw? / Pantariste: Time for axe-based justice! Woooooooo! / SFX: Thok! / Pantariste: Huh? / Pantariste:... http://amazoness.co.uk/37.htm |
| 38 - Strike Two | Pantariste: It won't move... / Pantariste: Hey, let me borrow your sword.
/ Androdameia: Not a chance. / Pantariste: Come on! Androdameia, I need to slay the Beast!
/ Androdameia: This is my favourite sword. I'd rather keep it on one piece. / Pantariste: But look at it!
/ Pantariste: Look at it now!... http://amazoness.co.uk/38.htm |
| 39 - Pantariste vs the Beast | Pantariste: The Beast has cleverly disarmed me...
/ Androdameia: You disarmed yourself! / Pantariste: There's only one course left open to me... / Pantariste: Hand-to-hand combat! Fighting as nature intended!
/ Androdameia: With a wild animal? You're insane! / Pantariste: I'm the bigger predator! Time... http://amazoness.co.uk/39.htm |
| 40 - I Want Ewe | Pantariste: Come back here, you coward! / Androdameia: You're... um... bleeding quite heavily.
/ Pantariste: Am not! / Ess: I'm the Princess of the Amazons. Why did I even agree to this?
/ Belanidi: Uh... Princess? / The Beast: Ryaaaaaaw! / Ess: Eeeep! / Ess: Help me!
/ The Beast: Ryaaaaaaa! / Pantariste:... http://amazoness.co.uk/40.htm |
| 41 - By Hook or by Crook | Belanidi: Wow... Look at her go...
/ Androdameia: She doesn't have a weapon! She can't defend herself! / Belanidi: Hey! I know! / Belanidi: Princess! Catch! / SFX: Fwap Fwap Fwap / Ess: What? / SFX: Crack! / Belanidi: Um... Sorry. http://amazoness.co.uk/41.htm |
| 42 - No Time to be Sheepish | Ess: Oof!
/ SFX: Thud! / The Beast: Ryaaaawr! / The Beast: Ryaaaa! / The Beast: Ryauf! / Ess: Wait a minute... I do have a weapon... /
/ Ess: I'm ready to face you, Beast! / Belandi: She's going after it with... a fruit knife?
/ Androdameia: Just how hard did you hit her on the head anyway? http://amazoness.co.uk/42.htm |
| 43 - Showdown | The Beast: Ryaaaaaaaa!
/ SFX: Rrrrrip! / The Beast: Ryaaw? /
/ SFX: Stab! / Ess: Gasp! http://amazoness.co.uk/43.htm |
| 44 - The Nature of the Beast | Ess: Oh no!
/ Androdameia: Ess! What are you doing? Injured animals can be very aggressive! / Ess: It's... not an animal.
/ Belanidi: What?
/ Androdameia: B... by Artemis! / Ess: It's a child...
/ Belanidi: But I was sure it was an animal...
/ The Beast: Ryaaaaa...? / Ess: The poor thing... She must have... http://amazoness.co.uk/44.htm |
| 45 - Parthenian Child | The Beast: Ryaa!
/ Androdameia: Ah... There now, little one. It's not so bad.
/ Belanidi: I wonder how she ended up living in the wild? / Androdameia: Most of our neighbours place a low value on female children. When a baby is unwanted, she's left to die on the hills surrounding the forest.
/ Androdameia:... http://amazoness.co.uk/45.htm |
| 46 - Ow, My Ego... | Pantariste: Hey, did you kill the Beast yet?
/ Androdameia: Oh, it's you. I'm surprised you're still conscious.
/ Pantariste: I have a lot more blood than most people realise. / Ess: Pantariste, the Beast turned out to be a cute little girl!
/ Pantariste: Whaaaa? But that means... / Belanidi: You were... http://amazoness.co.uk/46.htm |
| 47 - Faunacation | Berikoko: Hey! You're back!
/ Kerasi: Is that... / Androdameia: Kerasi, Berikoko, meet the Beast! Isn't she cute?
/ Berikoko: Can I pet her?
/ Kerasi: Uh... You don't pet children. / Androdameia: She must have been living wild in the forest. We think she was abandoned and raised by animals.
/ Berikoko:... http://amazoness.co.uk/47.htm |
| 48 - Natural Born Amazon | Androdameia: Doesn't she look adorable now?
/ Berikoko: It was hard work getting her cleaned up!
/ Kerasi: I still can't work out how to stop her hair sticking up like that... / Pantariste: Well, I still hate her.
/ Belanidi: Oh, shut up. / Kerasi: She looks like a real Amazon child now!
/ Androdameia:... http://amazoness.co.uk/48.htm |
| 49 - Alpha Female | Ess: Today has been a strange day... / Ess: I got to participate in a real-life combat situation!
/ Ess: In the parts when I wasn't running away, I think I acted pretty heroic... / Ess: But then it turned out all I'd managed to do was injure a poor abandoned child...
/ Ess: I hope I didn't hurt her too... http://amazoness.co.uk/49.htm |
| 50 - Oh, What a Lovely War | Hippolyte: Good day to thee, fair Themiskyra! Your Queen has returned!
/ Cyrene: A most satisfactory campaign.
/ Ekphobippe: Love won the battle!
/ Melanippe: I have to pee. / Hippolyte: Now, let us drink heartily and tell tales of a battle that will live on in Amazon legend for all eternity! A battle... http://amazoness.co.uk/50.htm |
| 51 - Sisterhood | Ess: Mama! I'm so glad you're safe!
/ Hippolyte: Hahaha! It's good to see you, my precious one.
/ Androdameia: Did the battle go well?
/ Cyrene: Yes. Artemis granted us a swift victory. / Ekphobippe: What happened to you?
/ Pantariste: I was attacked. By... um... a huge bear. A family of bears, actually.... http://amazoness.co.uk/51.htm |
| 52 - Return of the Queen | Hippolyte: It's good to be back in the palace!
/ Hippolyte: We must organise a celebration for tonight! A feast, to commemorate our great victory! / Deinomache: Aagh! You're back! So soon...
/ Kerasi/Berikoko: Your Majesty!
/ Deinomache: I was just... uh... cataloguing your wine stocks... / Hippolyte:... http://amazoness.co.uk/52.htm |
| 53 - War Stories: Queen Hippolyte's Tale | Ekphobippe: That was a great battle, sis! They were all like "Take this!" but you were all like "I don't think so," and they were like "Slash!" and you were like "Stab!" and they were all "Nooo, I'm dead, what are the chances?"
/ Ess: Tell us what happened, Mama! / Hippolyte: I cannot take all the credit.... http://amazoness.co.uk/53.htm |
| 54 - War Stories: Ekphobippe's Tale | Hippolyte: Of course, once we'd finally convinced the general to give up, there was little more to do except...
/ Ekphobippe: I think you're forgetting what happened next! / Hippolyte: What?
/ Ekphobippe: Everyone, listen to me! / Nikandros: Such a cruel twist of fate... that I, the great General Nikandros,... http://amazoness.co.uk/54.htm |
| 55 - War Stories: Cyrene's Tale | Ekphobippe: Oh, sis! You're so easily frustrated! It's a good job you have me to look after you!
/ Hippolyte: That's... quite insulting. / Cyrene: I'm sorry to say it, Ekphobippe, but it's you that needs looking after.
/ Ekphobippe: Whaaaat? Are you suggesting that you also have a story, but in this case... http://amazoness.co.uk/55.htm |
| 56 - War Stories: Melanippe's Tale | Ekphobippe: What? What did I do wrong? I don't get it!
/ Cyrene: Exactly.
/ Melanippe: I too have a story. / Pantariste: Huh?
/ Melanippe: But I warn you... It is a story of loss, tragedy and woe. / Melanippe: It began in the heat of battle, with an encounter like any other... / Soldier: Begone, Amazon!... http://amazoness.co.uk/56.htm |
| 57 - Spoils of War | Hippolyte: Now that the feast is over, we have a surprise for both of you.
/ Cyrene: We brought back some presents from our trip to Faliara.
/ Ess: Really? / Cyrene: It's about time you girls had slaves of your own, don't you think?
/ Ess: Oh! You got us slaves?
/ Androdameia: I've always wanted one! / Hippolyte:... http://amazoness.co.uk/57.htm |
| 58 - The Gift That Keeps Giving | Cyrene: Androdameia, this is Eutropia. Naturally, I chose the most beautiful of the new slaves for you! / Eutropia: Hello. It's a pleasure to... um... / Androdameia: She's adorable! I love her! Thank you so much!
/ Eutropia: Eep! / Hippolyte: And for you, my dear daughter, I have a most remarkable... http://amazoness.co.uk/58.htm |
| 59 - Parental Guidance | Hippolyte: You chose well, Cyrene. It takes me back to receiving my first slave.
/ Cyrene: A girl of her age needs a companion. / Cyrene: As talented as she is, Androdameia needs to experience things outside of her studies.
/ Androdameia: Do you want something to eat? Something to drink? Food? Drink?... http://amazoness.co.uk/59.htm |
| 60 - Sweet Home Themiskyra | Tryphosa: So, this is the famous city of Themiskyra... I always dreamed that I'd visit it one day!
/ Ess: Uh, well... congratulations, I guess.
/ Tryphosa: When I was young, I was fascinated by all of the legends about the Amazons... / Tryphosa: Hey, is it true that you kidnap men so that you can have... http://amazoness.co.uk/60.htm |