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| Bone Zone | Hey Billy! Ready to enter the "Bone Zone"?
/ Gosh yes! / Adult XXX Bone Zone Porno Porno Porno http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&blurb=misc&cid=blurbs/00374-misc.jpg |
| Bone Zone | Skeleton: Heyyyy, billy! Ready to enter the 'bone zone'?
/ Billy: Gosh, yes! / [[Skeleton and Billy outside building, sign says "Adult XXX Bone Zone Porno porno porno"]] http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00374-misc.jpg |
| Wag the Frog | Frenchman: / Frenchman: Wut ees thees 'to wag'? / [[Frenchman looking at dictionary]]
/ Frenchman: "Oh, I see! Like zee dog's tail!" http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00375-misc.jpg |
| Aliens on the moon | Alien 1: Do you think there's oxygen yet? / Alien 2: I can't hear you because there is no sound in a vacuum. / Alien 1: What? http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00376-misc.jpg |
| Bewley and Ratchet 1 | [[ext spaceship, in space]]
/ Ratchet: Bewley! I need you in the control room! It's urgent! / Bewley: What is it, Ratchet?
/ Ratchet [[looking at radar]]: Large space flotsam in sector V. Scans suggest a strange, possibly artificial formation. I'm going to need you to get our there and take a look. / [[Bewley... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00377-br.jpg |
| Bewley and Ratchet 2 | [[Ratchet curled up in a dog bed, asleep]]
/ Bewley: Ratchet! Wake up, Ratchet! It's your birthday! / Bewley: And I've got a surprise for you!
/ Ratchet: A surprise?
/ Bewley: We're going for a walk ... / [[ext space ship, Ratchet looking excitedly out the window, saturn in the background]]
/ Bewley: ...... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00379-br.jpg |
| Panjira vs the dragon | [[Close-up, scaled, bewhiskered head]] / [[view of panjira from below]] / [[Panjira sitting by pond, man watching from interior of house.]]
/ Man 1: there's a panda in our koi pond.
/ Man 2 [[reading scroll]]: We have a koi pond? http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00380-pa.jpg |
| Panjira joins the circus. | [[Panjira looking at sign 'Monsters Wanted', circus tents in background.]] / [[Panjira sitting on ground, looking hopeless. Man, looking over shoulder at Panjira]]
/ Panjira: Grr?
/ Man: Hmm. / [[Panjira tied to back of snarling tiger.]]
/ Man: Behold! the terrifying hybrid! Half-tiger, half-panda, as... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00384-pa.jpg |
| The Detective of Sterling Heights | "Sterling Heights"
/ Knock Knock. / Do you need a detective?
/ No. / Slam http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00387-misc.jpg |
| The Funny Clown | Check this out! / Leap! / Call 911! http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00388-misc.jpg |
| Bewley and Ratchet: The infinite wonder of space | Bewley: bzzt ... Ratchet! Come in, Ratchet! ... bzzz ...
/ Ratchet: Bewley! What is it? / Bewley: I've found something! Something ... mysterious!
/ Ratchet: Oh? What does it look like? / Bewley [[in hallway, looking at an object on the floor]]: It looks like ... a bolt! / [[Bewley and Ratchet are both... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00389-br.jpg |
| Byron Draws a Comic | Byron [[at computer]]: I can't be bothered with this. / [[Byron on bed]] / [[closeup of byron on bed]]
/ Byron: Snrk. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00390-misc.jpg |
| Ello, ello, ello. | Policeman: What's all this, then? http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00391-misc.jpg |
| Big Boyz Klub | Go away Johnny! You're too little to join the Big Boyz Klub! / Later, at the Klub / So lonely. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00393-misc.jpg |
| Dinosaur | Dinosaur: Apparently I have another brain in there. I wonder what I'm thinking. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00394-misc.jpg |
| Cheerful Giraffe | Giraffe [[speaking to bird]]: Hello little birdie! / Giraffe [[speaking to ant]]: Hello little ant! / Giraffe [[speaking to hippo]]: Mff mfmm mfmmm. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00395-misc.jpg |
| Coma Bear, chapter 1, part 1 | [[Exterior, apartment blog, dusk]] Narration box: Night-time in the city ... / [[Interior through window, Registered Nurse sitting at table with bowl]] Narration box: the glos of the moon a silent witness ot the end of an honest man's day. / [[Interior, Registered Nurse sitting at table]] Narration... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00396-cb.jpg |
| Thomas The Puppet | Thomas: It's not a bad gig, really. / Thomas: Except for this bozo with an arm up my butt! / [[Ventriloquist with hand up Thomas's butt, clown with hand up ventriloquist's butt]
/ Clown: I almost found it! http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00397-misc.jpg |
| Coma Bear: The Huge Sleep, part 2 | [[Interior, shop, night-time. Two thieves working over a safe, one is holding a torch.]]
/ Thief 1: Hurry up and get the emeralds!
/ Thief 2: I'm workin' as fast as I can!
/ < http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00398-cb.jpg |
| Panjira meets Lucy | Lucy: Smoke?
/ [[Panjira shakes head]]
/ Lucy: suit yourself. / Lucy: don't look at me like that. I'm trying to cut down. / [[Panjira points to Lucy's tail, which has a bucket hanging from it]]
/ Lucy: Oh, the bucket? Here's a tip: Continence is a privilege, not a right. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00400-pa.jpg |
| Llinda the Llama-dog | Snail [[at top of grass stem]]: I'm the best at climbing grass!
/ Llinda: I wonder what I'm best at? / [[Top of mountain, llinda approaches a group of llamas.]]
/ Llinda: Am I the best llama? / Llamas [[crowding around Llinda]]: Do you spit?
/ Can you hum?
/ How many toes do you have?
/ Can you carry up... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00404-misc.jpg |
| Sally and Thumb, chapter 6, page 1 | [[Alleyway in Gonertown, dirty and dank. Robots and people mill around in front of a doorway. High above the door is a neon sign, reading "Jobless?" Below, in smaller letters, 'Queue here'.]]
/ Sally: Excuse me, but we don't have jobs, and we don't know what to do.
/ Robot: Och, weel then - ye've come... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00405-sat.jpg |
| Depressed Camel | [[Camel in desert]] / [[Camel talking to ant]] Camel: Hello, little ant. Do you want to know why I am depressed? / [[Camel sitting down, talking to ant]] Camel: I believe it all started during my childhood in Tunisia ... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00427-misc.jpg |
| Possum and Puffin | Possum: If we followed that logic, we would have a world of unreasoned violence and irrationality, of ceaseless struggle! It would be evil! / Puffin: Nonsense! The universe has created us, and to deviate from our natural state is to turn our backs upon its lessons. We are animals, and as long as we... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00433-misc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow | [[Scarecrow stands in a field]] / [[Crow lands nearby]]
/ Scarecrow: Hello?
/ Crow: 'ello. / Scarecrow: Aren't you scared of me? I think you're supposed to be scared of me. / Crow: Nah, I'm too smart for that. I'm a crow, we're smart birds. I know you're not real! Haha, you can't fool me! / Scarecrow:... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00437-csc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow: Hats | [[Crow sits on Scarecrow's shoulder]]
/ Crow: Why do you wear a wizard's hat? / Scarecrow: It's not a wizard's hat. It WAS a witch's hat, but the brim fell off.
/ Crow: Shoddy witch construction.
/ Scarecrow: Exactly. / Crow: So, what happened to the witch?
/ Scarecrow: I ate her. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00441-csc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow | Crow: Why do you wear a wizard's hat? / Scarecrow: It's not a wizard's hat. It WAS a witch's hat, but the brim fell off.
/ Crow: Shoddy witch construction.
/ Scarecrow: Exactly. / Crow: So what happened to the witch?
/ Scarecrow: I ate her. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00441-misc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow: The Happy Scarecrow | [[Crow flies in]]
/ Scarecrow: I wish I could fly, or move around, even. You must get to see all sorts of things. / [[Crow lands on Scarecrow's shoulder.]]
/ Scarecrow: I bet you meet all sorts of interesting people.
/ Crow: Waall, not so much MEET, not as such. A kid once chucked a rock at me. / Scarecrow:... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00442-csc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow: Fun | [[Crow investigates the contents of Scarecrow's jacket pocket.]]
/ Scarecrow: Well, what DO you do for fun?
/ Crow: Sometimes I like to hang out in the graveyard.
/ Scarecrow: Why?
/ Crow: Freak out the cobbers. Bird of ill-omen, that's me. / Scarecrow: Are scarecrow's ill-omened? / Crow: I think you... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00445-csc.jpg |
| Crow and Scarecrow: Fear | Scarecrow: How long do you think I'll live?
/ Crow: Are you alive now? / Scarecrow: Good question. I am composed entirely of dead tissue - what part of me can be isolated, pinpointed, so we may look at it and say 'yes, that is life' - for that matter, how do we define life? At its most basic level -
/ Crow:... http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00446-csc.jpg |
| Space Bastards | Alien 1 [[speaking with Alien 2]]: Blorg, florb fleeble bugga bloop / Alien 1 [[digging Alien 2 with his elbow]]: Blooop? / [[Alien 2 gives Alien 1 the finger]] http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00456-misc.jpg |
| After the ant apocalypse | Ant: Hello? / Ant: Helloooo? / Ant: My novel sales are going to plummet. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00469-misc.jpg |
