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| A Softer World: 302 | I'd be less nervous
/ if my son killed hookers
/ in that video game / he just gets in a car and drives real slow
/ and careful / looking for blacks / {{I wish the news had warned me about this}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=302 |
| A Softer World: 303 | naked boys live there under the waves
/ and we talk and talk / but today I brought my harpoon gun / because a girl has needs / {{Fuck this coy shit}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=303 |
| A Softer World: 304 | There is no cure.
/ But there is always hope. / Like, I hope that
/ doctor grows another arm. / Cause this one is MINE NOW. / {{My heart feels funny. I should have taken his stethoscope too}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=304 |
| A Softer World: 305 | Maybe I'm not really trapped. / It might even be kind of glamourous / being a deadbeat mom. / maybe I'll go back to school! http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=305 |
| A Softer World: 306 | I want the woman who
/ yells at potted plants
/ at the library. / Yes, she's clearly troubled,
/ but she's not helpless. / She doesn't take any shit
/ from vegetables,
/ for instance. / [actually, maybe i want to BE her] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=306 |
| A Softer World: 307 | At parties I slip a crumbled pill into her drink / So she can still say medication is for chumps.
/ But for a couple of hours / her smile comes easily. / the road to hell is paved with good intentions http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=307 |
| A Softer World: 308 | Their ship was bright and sterile, like a hospital. / I keep thinking if I live through this I'll never tell anyone. / This isn't my story. /
/ I am going to be a model, not a crazy. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=308 |
| A Softer World: 309 | If one more white dude
/ calls me 'articulate' today
/ I am going to / keep my frustration to myself
/ I guess / so that I don't
/ seem uptight / / I should invite them for paintball this weekend. And then BAM. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=309 |
| A Softer World: 310 | there are nights where
/ I bump into strangers
/ on empty streets / where I need you
/ to take my hair
/ in your fist / or a car to hit me. / anything. / [The only words for this are my fingers in your mouth.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=310 |
| A Softer World: 311 | thinking about the infinity of space makes me insane
/ i never want my kids to feel this small
/ so yeah, I let them eat whatever / Priorities! http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=311 |
| A Softer World: 312 | The future is awesome. /
/ Oh man! Remember the Internet? /
/ I guess poor Doctor Internet just tells his neighbours about steampunk. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=312 |
| A Softer World: 313 | My husband turns the hose on homeless kids out back / which is a bit cruel, maybe, but it makes him happy. / And that smile of his makes me weak. / {{People are only really happy when they accept themselves.}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=313 |
| A Softer World: 314 | I never wanted
/ anything to happen
/ to my parents / but a hero needs
/ an origin story. / I'm not even sure gamma radiation would do anything. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=314 |
| A Softer World: 315 | I have a good time and I make a good living getting naked as heck.
/ How is that disrespecting myself?
/ Although sometimes I like to do that for the camera too. / {{Thats the same pity you get for people who claim to be happy}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=315 |
| A Softer World: 316 | If I could only bring three things to a desert, / all three would be you. / And I'd make you all kiss.
/ {{then who's gay, smartass?}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=316 |
| A Softer World: 317 | You can tell which guys use women's studies classes for dating research.
/ They're so attentive and compassionate and sensitive.
/ They're always the most fun to break. / It's kinda cute how mad they get about beer ads, though http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=317 |
| A Softer World: 318 | The world isn't going to end just because we've done everything wrong. / Though, that would be easier. / {{oh fuck, we're doomed! quick! to the movie theatre!}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=318 |
| A Softer World: 319 | I think you are beautiful and I would like to kiss you. / I can think up some clever lines, if you'd prefer. / But I wanted to say that, first. / {{None of those lines seemed to be about you or me.}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=319 |
| A Softer World: 320 | Sometimes when I get bored / I like to pretend I'm living in / a porno movie about the sea. / Oh, no. I seem to have / forgotten my bathing suit. / oh, my goodness. / You're so wet.
/ [you kids wait here on the shore.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=320 |
| A Softer World: 321 | Mom tried to kill herself, right after your funeral. So I sold my soul. / But I also want to get her back for my sixth birthday. / So, when she comes in I'll hit the lights, and you yell surprise. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=321 |
| A Softer World: 322 | Decided to kill myself and now life is beautiful / Like a city looking greener and greener / the smaller it gets out the airplane window.
/ {{Maybe I'll get an ice cream, first!}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=322 |
| A Softer World: 323 | I am not being chased by crazed mafia hitmen.
/ Dating me is not dangerous. / I was drunk when I said that. / I just thought you had bad teeth. / Actually, I'm married. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=323 |
| A Softer World: 324 | She could still get her memory back, the doctor says. / She could go back to her old self any day.
/ So, guilt or not, / this might be the only time she'll be willing to try anal. / but will she remember how awesome it was? http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=324 |
| A Softer World: 325 | The family that prays together, / / still probably dies in the fire. / unless they pray to 911? http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=325 |
| A Softer World: 326 | As far as I can tell
/ he wished for this moment
/ to last
/ forever / So we sit and hold hands
/ and I am always / just about to leave. / {{romantic! whether she likes it or not.}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=326 |
| A Softer World: 327 | Police are saying the sniper's victims appear to have nothing in common. /
/ Well, they do now! / I was a terrible news anchor http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=327 |
| A Softer World: 328 | Is there enough air? Is help even coming? / Is it too soon to suggest spin the bottle? / {{ hope that water runs out soon}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=328 |
| A Softer World: 329 | I can see a glimpse of the future when I orgasm. / Everything seems like good news. / {{When the earthquake hit, I had an aftershock too.}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=329 |
| A Softer World: 330 | I drove that car into the ocean. / And if you don't see why that is awesome / Maybe you shouldn't be in the business of renting out cars. / {{If you do think it is awesome, maybe we could have dinner?}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=330 |
| A Softer World: 331 | If you would just change your mind about me / it wouldn't be creepy that I'm in the trunk of your car / It could be a game
/ or something! / {{Yeah, well that's mace, isn't it?}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=331 |
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