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| A Softer World: 332 | Nice guys finish last. /
/ And they generally warn you
/ just before they do. / {{and they do not refer to themselves as nice guys}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=332 |
| A softer World: 333 | It turns out that
/ eating people doesn't
/ give you their memories / so now we'll never know
/ where mom hid all the
/ Christmas presents. / [We've been good but we can't last.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=333 |
| A Softer World: 334 | I really like my friends
/ and I probably wouldn't
/ last very long on the lam / but sometimes you're
/ cutting your food and
/ laughing and you think, / adventure is just / one mistake away. / [those with 'something to fall back on' invariably fall back on it.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=334 |
| A Softer World: 335 | we can see
/ the mushroom cloud
/ and we are going
/ to die soon, / no matter
/ what we do
/ or eat
/ or say / i wish i had known this
/ all along / {{I've never been there, but I know the way.}} http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=335 |
| A Softer World: 336 | the car knocked me out
/ and I woke up, broken
/ and laughing,
/ because what if I had died? / a dead guy can't
/ really explain / about his lucky tampon. / [Although, I am pretty tired of telling that story.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=336 |
| A Softer World: 337 | At first I was angry
/ you had fallen in love
/ with someone else / but you seem
/ so happy now / I didn't even know
/ you were sad. / [or I didn't want to see.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=337 |
| A Softer World: 338 | hey what are you up to? / I hacked the air traffic control computers on this side of the country to redirect all flights in a pattern so that their trails will spell out my name. / huh. cool. { / Oh my god you are the most perfect woman ever. I don't know if I want to marry you or be you!}
/ [the sex... http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=338 |
| A Softer World: 339 | we need more good crazy, / it'd be nice to watch the news,
/ and think, "that's
/ fucking insane." / but feel a little jealous
/ instead of just alone. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=339 |
| A Softer World: 340 | satellite images,
/ maps and blueprints
/ of the whole world,
/ of every city / we could go look it up
/ and know what's there
/ in someone else's words, / or we could
/ get wicked drunk
/ and just go. / [i marked on my map where i had my first kiss] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=340 |
| A Softer World: 341 | I am sick of the jokes. / Oh, ha ha.
/ A cowboy who still
/ lives with his mom. / But she needs me. / [We can go to the rodeo after I pick up her medicine.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=341 |
| A Softer World: 342 | I had all kinds of plans
/ in case of a zombie attack / I just figured I'd be
/ on the other side. / [the tasty side] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=342 |
| A Softer World: 343 | Two roads diverged
/ in a wood, and I / I just picked one
/ because who cares? / we were so drunk
/ we'd fuck anywhere. / [sorry I could not travel both, and be one traveler] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=343 |
| A Softer World: 344 | I have done up a list
/ of pros and cons
/ for suicide / and both sides
/ are equally full / of bullshit. / [won't you believe it it's just my luck] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=344 |
| A Softer World: 345 | Border guards get
/ paid to be assholes.
/ Just stay calm. / Drug dogs aren't
/ trained to detect / boxes of shins. / [you are the rose of my heart] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=345 |
| A Softer World: 346 | It is okay to care
/ about privacy even if
/ you aren't a criminal. / Because maybe
/ you just aren't / a criminal yet. / [you know what you do is wrong] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=346 |
| A Softer World: 347 | My sister and I both
/ hate antique shopping. / But we love
/ hating things
/ together. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=347 |
| A Softer World: 348 | The first joke
/ every idiot makes
/ is "which one of you
/ is the dad?" / I guess it's me, though. / I'm the one who always
/ punches the prick
/ and regrets it. / [i come rough, tough like an elephant tusk.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=348 |
| A Softer World: 349 | those who would sacrifice
/ Liberty for Security / are eligible for
/ a tax credit! / [I deserve a new car!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=349 |
| A Softer World: 350 | My sister doesn't want to
/ try to bring our mother
/ back from the dead. / Some things are meant
/ to be, she says. / And I figure she means
/ her inheritance. / [family, part one.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=350 |
| A Softer World: 351 | Mom's funeral.
/ One chance.
/ Play it cool. / "Oh, I accidentally
/ cut my hand
/ over the grave." / "I'm just gonna
/ mutter in latin
/ for a while." / [family, part two.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=351 |
| A Softer World: 352 | Dear diary, tonight
/ my mother dug out of
/ her grave and bit me. / My sister hit her with
/ the shovel. / Which I think she
/ was planning anyway. / [family, part three.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=352 |
| A Softer World: 353 | I don't know for sure
/ whether our mother
/ came back different. / She won't answer our
/ questions, she just
/ smiles with her teeth / and licks her lips
/ if we get too close
/ to the cage. / [family, part four.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=353 |
| A Softer World: 354 | How do you pick
/ a stranger to kill? / My mother has to eat,
/ whether I feel guilty
/ or not. / I guess there are no
/ advice columnists for this.
/ [family, part five.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=354 |
| A Softer World: 355 | In the end it doesn't
/ matter if this creature
/ is really our mother. / We feed it things
/ and tell it about
/ our problems. / It's still all
/ about us. / [but now my oedipal dreams are way grosser] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=355 |
| A Softer World: 356 | You were not a mistake.
/ I made the right choice,
/ keeping you. / Given the information
/ I had at the time. / [hindsight is bullshit] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=356 |
| A Softer World: 357 | She wasn't perfect
/ but I loved her,
/ you know? / I would kill
/ everyone here
/ to bring her back. / Anyway, good luck
/ class of 2008. / [Is that guy even a student here?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=357 |
| A Softer World: 358 | when i figure out
/ how to do this
/ all by myself / your planet
/ is doomed. / [tell me, where is evil bred, in the heart or in the head?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=358 |
| A Softer World: 359 | there are no
/ sweeter words
/ than this. / nothing lasts forever. / [Sure, play another song. I've got nothing better to do.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=359 |
| A Softer World: 360 | I am a cheerful, loveable
/ performing clown, lady. / It is perfectly reasonable
/ for a human in my position
/ to inquire where / the tasty neighbourhood
/ children are. / [You are terrible hosts.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=360 |
| A Softer World: 361 | Calm down, guys.
/ We can ride this out. / Just convert all our stock
/ to kittens for now. / They just get fluffier
/ and fluffier. / [BUY BUY BUY HAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS HELLO OH HELLO THERE] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=361 |
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