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| A Softer World: 392 | I don't know anything
/ about death. / Except I feel certain
/ that I'll get to try again. / Game over.
/ Continue? / I know that's not
/ what happens / in real life, / but I know
/ all sorts of things
/ that I don't believe. / [Continue?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=392 |
| A Softer World: 393 | Realistically, crashing
/ this plane into my
/ lover's house / wouldn't be any more
/ satisfying than just
/ thinking about it. / Again and again. / [I guess really it's OUR house.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=393 |
| A Softer World: 394 | Sometimes i come up
/ with the best plans
/ during sex. / We will all die
/ so gloriously / that ever having lived
/ will seem like folly. / [it already does] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=394 |
| A Softer World: 395 | The aliens have come
/ bearing gift after gift
/ of amazing technology / and I'm down there
/ every day with some beads
/ and a sign: / We're falling for
/ our own trick. / [only, this time it is hover beads.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=395 |
| A Softer World: 396 | "Girl Genius turned
/ Girl Slut in these
/ exclusive photos!" / But you know what sex
/ doesn't actually make
/ people dumber, right? / Let's hear you laugh
/ without oxygen, world! / [What's that? I can't hear you.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=396 |
| A Softer World: 397 | I like my women / like I like my squirrels. / Preternaturally intelligent. / [but not in packs, please.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=397 |
| A Softer World: 398 | I feel like
/ I haven't been
/ living my life. / I just want
/ to do at least
/ one illegal thing / to you tonight. / [I looked up some good ones!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=398 |
| A Softer World: 399 | Love is like a kitten. / Feisty and stupid and
/ oh my gosh awesome and / you want like six more
/ when that one gets old. / [what I mean is, would you like to go out to dinner?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=399 |
| A Softer World: 400 | Before we met
/ I was so scared
/ of dying. / But if the end comes today / this will have been enough. / [There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=400 |
| A Softer World: 401 | Why go out for burgers
/ when you have steak
/ at home / again. / [a flavor so familiar I no longer taste it.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=401 |
| A Softer World: 402 | How can monogamy
/ get boring when you
/ are constantly surprising
/ me with - / oh my god. / how did you do that? / [I am undone.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=402 |
| A Softer World: 403 | I am slow, and sometimes
/ men on the bus laugh
/ about it. / But I grew a beard and
/ it makes me so happy. / I don't think I ever
/ seen them happy. / [Little things are important too.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=403 |
| A Softer World: 404 | I used to hope for
/ the apocalypse.
/
/ Now there is no hope at all. / [now the collection agencies have armies.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=404 |
| A Softer World: 405 | Yeah, maybe we all die alone. / I masturbate alone, too. / Sometimes. / [That's no reason not to fall in love again.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=405 |
| A Softer World: 406 | Sorry, I think you mean
/ "who," not, "whom." / People WHO correct grammar
/ in casual conversation
/ are obnoxious. / Now run along.
/ Men are talking. / [Oh, honey, did we send you to opinion school?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=406 |
| A Softer World: 407 | the dark arts
/ are just like every
/ other drug. / not so interesting
/ after you find out
/ your mom does it. / [Jesus, mom. I have friends coming over.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=407 |
| A Softer World: 408 | If I could get ahold
/ of a beautiful virgin girl / would I be summoning you
/ in the first place? / [Come on, man. Use your evil cow brains for once.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=408 |
| A Softer World: 409 | I think most people / find a lot of different
/ things sexy. / Why don't you
/ go bug them? / [Mommy is trying to work, here.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=409 |
| A Softer World 410 | some nights, you
/ get out to the alley
/ behind the bar / and you're just drunk enough
/ to ask that stranger / for a hug job. / [If you like it then you shoulda put a hug on it.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=410 |
| A Softer World: 411 | Oh god if we die
/ tell my mom we're
/ not terrorists. / They left the keys
/ in the ignition
/ of this cop car / and we are only human.
/ - sent from my iphone. / [life does have a random function! us!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=411 |
| A Softer World: 412 | You can still back out
/ before anyone gets hurt. / No one will think
/ less of you. / But I did pack these lunches
/ for bank robbers only. / [Cupcakes for dessert, not deserters.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=412 |
| A Softer World: 413 | Maybe there is no god. / Maybe there is. / Right now I'm more worried
/ that cop will wake up. / [and tell me his opinion on the matter again] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=413 |
| A Softer World: 414 | If one more stranger
/ snuggle-molests me, / you motherfuckers will wish / you'd never come down
/ from the trees. / [Now let's go. I have to piddle.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=414 |
| A Softer World: 415 | If you repeat a word
/ again and again / it loses meaning. / Apparently this also
/ works with heartbreak. / [heartbreak. heartbreak? is that spelled right? Heartbreak. AUGH] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=415 |
| A Softer World: 416 | I learned to pick locks
/ to get at your heart / but failed. / I got into your house, though. / [I suspect I took that metaphor too literally.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=416 |
| A Softer World: 417 | I had a friend / who loved joking / with border guards / "Well, I don't know, officer.
/ Are pipe bombs considered
/ vegetables?" / He would have
/ been thirty this year. / [But then his sister and I wouldn't have met at the funeral.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=417 |
| A Softer World: 418 | We got drunk and had sex. / How did you think
/ your mother and I met? / The tooth fairy? / [Man, I hope you smarten up when you hit your teens.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=418 |
| A Softer World: 419 | Maybe that kid deserved
/ an ass kicking. Maybe not. / To be honest,
/ I don't care what we do. / I just like hanging out! / [You are my best friend.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=419 |
| A Softer World: 420 | Hello I am back
/ to be a good father / and provide for
/ my family. / I just need twenty bucks
/ to pay the taxi driver. / [Hey. You're lucky I picked you guys.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=420 |
| A Softer World: 421 | Judge if you want. / We are all going to die. / I intend to deserve it. / [my last words will be, 'yeah I had that coming.'] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=421 |
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