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A Softer World: 392 I don't know anything / about death. / Except I feel certain / that I'll get to try again. / Game over. / Continue? / I know that's not / what happens / in real life, / but I know / all sorts of things / that I don't believe. / [Continue?]
A Softer World: 393 Realistically, crashing / this plane into my / lover's house / wouldn't be any more / satisfying than just / thinking about it. / Again and again. / [I guess really it's OUR house.]
A Softer World: 394 Sometimes i come up / with the best plans / during sex. / We will all die / so gloriously / that ever having lived / will seem like folly. / [it already does]
A Softer World: 395 The aliens have come / bearing gift after gift / of amazing technology / and I'm down there / every day with some beads / and a sign: / We're falling for / our own trick. / [only, this time it is hover beads.]
A Softer World: 396 "Girl Genius turned / Girl Slut in these / exclusive photos!" / But you know what sex / doesn't actually make / people dumber, right? / Let's hear you laugh / without oxygen, world! / [What's that? I can't hear you.]
 
A Softer World: 397 I like my women / like I like my squirrels. / Preternaturally intelligent. / [but not in packs, please.]
A Softer World: 398 I feel like / I haven't been / living my life. / I just want / to do at least / one illegal thing / to you tonight. / [I looked up some good ones!]
A Softer World: 399 Love is like a kitten. / Feisty and stupid and / oh my gosh awesome and / you want like six more / when that one gets old. / [what I mean is, would you like to go out to dinner?]
A Softer World: 400 Before we met / I was so scared / of dying. / But if the end comes today / this will have been enough. / [There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.]
A Softer World: 401 Why go out for burgers / when you have steak / at home / again. / [a flavor so familiar I no longer taste it.]
 
A Softer World: 402 How can monogamy / get boring when you / are constantly surprising / me with - / oh my god. / how did you do that? / [I am undone.]
A Softer World: 403 I am slow, and sometimes / men on the bus laugh / about it. / But I grew a beard and / it makes me so happy. / I don't think I ever / seen them happy. / [Little things are important too.]
A Softer World: 404 I used to hope for / the apocalypse. / / Now there is no hope at all. / [now the collection agencies have armies.]
A Softer World: 405 Yeah, maybe we all die alone. / I masturbate alone, too. / Sometimes. / [That's no reason not to fall in love again.]
A Softer World: 406 Sorry, I think you mean / "who," not, "whom." / People WHO correct grammar / in casual conversation / are obnoxious. / Now run along. / Men are talking. / [Oh, honey, did we send you to opinion school?]
 
A Softer World: 407 the dark arts / are just like every / other drug. / not so interesting / after you find out / your mom does it. / [Jesus, mom. I have friends coming over.]
A Softer World: 408 If I could get ahold / of a beautiful virgin girl / would I be summoning you / in the first place? / [Come on, man. Use your evil cow brains for once.]
A Softer World: 409 I think most people / find a lot of different / things sexy. / Why don't you / go bug them? / [Mommy is trying to work, here.]
A Softer World 410 some nights, you / get out to the alley / behind the bar / and you're just drunk enough / to ask that stranger / for a hug job. / [If you like it then you shoulda put a hug on it.]
A Softer World: 411 Oh god if we die / tell my mom we're / not terrorists. / They left the keys / in the ignition / of this cop car / and we are only human. / - sent from my iphone. / [life does have a random function! us!]
 
A Softer World: 412 You can still back out / before anyone gets hurt. / No one will think / less of you. / But I did pack these lunches / for bank robbers only. / [Cupcakes for dessert, not deserters.]
A Softer World: 413 Maybe there is no god. / Maybe there is. / Right now I'm more worried / that cop will wake up. / [and tell me his opinion on the matter again]
A Softer World: 414 If one more stranger / snuggle-molests me, / you motherfuckers will wish / you'd never come down / from the trees. / [Now let's go. I have to piddle.]
A Softer World: 415 If you repeat a word / again and again / it loses meaning. / Apparently this also / works with heartbreak. / [heartbreak. heartbreak? is that spelled right? Heartbreak. AUGH]
A Softer World: 416 I learned to pick locks / to get at your heart / but failed. / I got into your house, though. / [I suspect I took that metaphor too literally.]
 
A Softer World: 417 I had a friend / who loved joking / with border guards / "Well, I don't know, officer. / Are pipe bombs considered / vegetables?" / He would have / been thirty this year. / [But then his sister and I wouldn't have met at the funeral.]
A Softer World: 418 We got drunk and had sex. / How did you think / your mother and I met? / The tooth fairy? / [Man, I hope you smarten up when you hit your teens.]
A Softer World: 419 Maybe that kid deserved / an ass kicking. Maybe not. / To be honest, / I don't care what we do. / I just like hanging out! / [You are my best friend.]
A Softer World: 420 Hello I am back / to be a good father / and provide for / my family. / I just need twenty bucks / to pay the taxi driver. / [Hey. You're lucky I picked you guys.]
A Softer World: 421 Judge if you want. / We are all going to die. / I intend to deserve it. / [my last words will be, 'yeah I had that coming.']
 

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