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| A Softer World: 572 | My mom made me
/ the best t-shirt. / "GAY AND PROUD"
/ in big colorful letters
/ on the front / and a big target
/ on the back. / [i can appreciate it now, but what an awkward year at daycare] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=572 |
| A Softer World: 573 | I don't understand
/ your complaint. / There totally is a
/ straight pride march. / That same day, too.
/ On all the other streets. / [now are you going to take your shirt off or not?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=573 |
| A Softer World: 574 | There are no words
/ for the way I feel
/ about you. / And I'd be surprised
/ if there were words / for the things I want
/ to do to you. / [The closest words tend to anthropomorphize you.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=574 |
| A Softer World: 575 | I wish my uncle
/ were a vampire or
/ a werewolf. / Movie monsters are meant
/ to do terrible things. / I wouldn't have worried
/ that it was my own fault. / [The silver bullets might still work though.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=575 |
| A Softer World: 576 | When you feel useless,
/ I always reassure you / how pretty you are. / But I guess that only
/ makes you useful to me. / [Maybe you should learn to knife fight!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=576 |
| A Softer World: 577 | When I am dressed
/ I just want to be naked. / When I am naked
/ I just want to have no skin / I think I took
/ too much. / [Go big or go home. I probably should have gone home.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=577 |
| A Softer World: 578 | If a cat naps all the time
/ and rubs its face on people / everyone wets themselves
/ about how adorable it is. / If I do it, I lose
/ my paramedic license. / [I need better role models I guess] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=578 |
| A Softer World: 579 | I'm sorry about
/ those late night emails. / I only said those things
/ because I was too drunk / to be afraid. / [Also, I think I vomited in my underwear somehow?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=579 |
| A Softer World: 580 | No, I do not have
/ a doctor's note. / And maybe if you treated
/ your employees like adults, / we wouldn't skip work / to play video games. / [So there.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=580 |
| A Softer World: 581 | I disagree with
/ your opinion / but I will defend
/ to the death
/ your right / to go fuck yourself. / [Check outside. I think you'll find you have sufficient space.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=581 |
| A Softer World: 582 | When I see a couple
/ where one is very tall
/ and one is very short / all I do is wonder
/ about them having sex. / Thank god my parents
/ split up. / [Oh god, am I observing my own psychosexual development?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=582 |
| A Softer World: 583 | Congratulations,
/ Ryan North
/ and Jenn Klug / on this, the occasion / of your first wedding.
/
/ [We are glad to have you as friends.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=583 |
| A Softer World: 584 | I don't know whether
/ that screaming man with
/ the handgun / was part of the play or not.
/ And I don't want to know. / Shakespeare is awesome. / [Please don't ruin this for me with the truth.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=584 |
| A Softer World: 585 | I figure you are already
/ pretty badly off / if "May you lead an
/ interesting life," / sounds like a cure to you. / [Plenty of time to be a boring fuck in the grave.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=585 |
| A Softer World: 586 | If you don't have
/ anything nice to say / flip a table. / [Fuck this table and fuck you!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=586 |
| A Softer World: 587 | They say you can't
/ judge a book by its cover / but I'm pretty sure / that's only
/ if you plan to read it. / [My god, would you look at that body.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=587 |
| A Softer World: 588 | I will always
/ love you, / or anyway / I will always have
/ loved you now. / [And you will always be someone who was beautiful, once.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=588 |
| A Softer World: 589 | I put an awful lot of effort
/ into not offending people / considering how bored I am.
/
/ [it's hard to get rid of people who don't know you hate them] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=589 |
| A Softer World: 590 | I thought it would
/ spice things up / to film ourselves
/ having sex / and have your
/ exboyfriend
/ do colour commentary.
/
/ [Then we can do a post game analysis!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=590 |
| A Softer World: 591 | Let's be friends
/ with benefits! / But if you are
/ uncomfortable
/ with that, / we don't have to do
/ the friends part. / [Nobody ever wants to do the friends part with me.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=591 |
| A Softer World: 592 | Public school teachers
/ are the real heroes, / if you're poor. / [it's sad.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=592 |
| A Softer World: 593 | I'm glad I met you / and even more glad
/ that my friends told me / you were easy. / [I guess they're your friends too!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=593 |
| A Softer World: 594 | the best revenge
/ is living well. / the second
/ best revenge / is fire ants. / [a song of ice and fire ants] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=594 |
| A Softer World: 595 | I wonder how many
/ hauntings go
/ unreported / because wailing and
/ the clank of chains / are still better than
/ an empty house. / [and now i have an excuse to buy new sheets all the time!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=595 |
| A Softer World: 596 | I don't know why
/ you're mad. / Your mouth
/ said "no," but / your blonde friend
/ said yes. / [You know my motto: I'm a man, and I am here to fuck.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=596 |
| A Softer World: 597 | I made a machine / that can turn
/ bad feelings
/ into kittens! / I am not sure how
/ I will feed them all. / [And how do you think it makes me feel when I can't feed them? Oh no!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=597 |
| A Softer World: 598 | I like to be nice
/ to strangers / because it makes me
/ feel like a good person. / Especially if / they're foreign. / [I'm so generous and caucasian!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=598 |
| A Softer World: 599 | Does my gun make me
/ feel like a big man? / Well, it allows me
/ to function as one. / So, yes? / [Chill out, dickwad.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=599 |
| A Softer World: 600 | Knock knock
/ Who's there? / I'm so sad
/ I could die. / I'm so sad
/ I could die who? / [... hello?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=600 |
| A Softer World: 601 | Yes, I love my dog. / I'm just not IN
/ love with him. / [He got his hopes up once they started letting the gays marry.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=601 |
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