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A Softer World: 844 I feel like your smile / is a sun that shines / only on me. / and to be honest, / that's a lot of pressure. / (Frankly, it's a bit creepy.)
A Softer World: 845 You're not the same person / I fell in love with. / I think he was blond. / (wait. these aren't my clothes!)
A Softer World: 846 The more things change / / the more you still / don't love me anymore. / (and I am terrified you'll realize it.)
A Softer World: 847 What could go wrong? / / Look around, you maniac. / / Things are already wronged / and just getting wronger. / (I don't think that guy is coming back with our money.)
A Softer World: 848 I don't mean to sound / like a creep, / but I've seen you around / and I wrote a book about / what if you were a sexy pirate. / (What if Ryan North were a sexy pirate? THE BOOK)
 
A Softer World: 849 Beauty is only skin deep, / but it turns out that / you still need / the bones and gunk. / (also, I guess you need SPECIFIC gunk.)
A Softer World: 850 It's not the end of the world. / Well. I mean, yes, literally / it is the end of the world, / but moping doesn't help! / (Who can be depressed when they have a flamethrower?)
A Softer World: 851 I love that sensation / after giving piggybacks / like you weigh / absolutely nothing. / Is there a feelings version of that? / (I think I have the first part covered.)
A Softer World: 852 If you think I look bad / / you should see the other guy. / / He looks way better. / (you mess with the bull, you get the cone.)
A Softer World: 853 I've figured out / what women want: / to be left alone. / (No woman can resist the pleasure of not having to deal with me!)
 
A Softer World: 854 I think up ciphers / to trace onto your skin / because it doesn't feel safe / to just say I love you. / (809:3:2-321:2:4-712:2:4-37:3:8-290:2:5-602:3:5-98:1:1)
A Softer World: 855 Knock knock. / Who's there? / The police! / We've come to rescue you! / Just kidding it's only me. / I brought you some more slop. / (I dyed the slop pink today! Happy birthday!)
A Softer World: 856 911, what's your emergency? / / My mom's a baby now, I think. / / Unless this is the drugs? / (if it is just the drugs, make the phone blink twice.)
A Softer World: 857 In a dark, dark wood / there was a dark, dark house / and in that dark, dark house / I think we should get drunk / and fool around. / (i want dirt under my fingernails.)
A Softer World: 858 Oh no. / What if my love / for fluffy kittens is prone / to confirmation bias? / (Am I the reason people refer to cuddling as pseudoscience?)
 
A Softer World: 862 Death is not the end. / Death is an ocean / on all sides of / our lives. / Deep and dark and cold, / and anything but empty. / (the shuffle of crabs on the ocean floor)
A Softer World: 863 When I look at you, / I can't help but think / Hell must be / missing an angel. / (did it hurt? when you clawed your way up from the depths of hell?)
A Softer World: 864 Tomorrow is / a brand new day! / Just like today / and yesterday / were supposed to be. / (I've had more than my share of brand new days.)
A Softer World: 865 The human brain is a computer. / Network a bunch together, / and I bet we could make / a supercomputer! / What's your blonde friend's / name again? / (Let's void some warranties, my love.)
A Softer World: 866 All I ever wanted was love, / until you loved me. / (Maybe I'll learn a programming language or something instead.)
 
A Softer World: 867 If you can't be with / the one you love, / maybe you aren't / good enough. / (pretend to love the one you're with.)
A Softer World: 868 No no, we aren't / breaking up! / You didn't / let me finish. / I'm gay for YOU. / (And I'm queer for math!)
A Softer World: 869 Having all the answers / just means you've been / asking boring questions. / (the freedom of uncertainty.)
A Softer World: 870 She turned me down. / She's probably a lesbian, / or a person with her own life / and interests I guess. / (Cock tease: (n) Person with sexual interests distinct from mine.)
A Softer World: 871 Sure, the police can / read your emails, / / but what do you have / to hide? / / That was rhetorical. / We already know. / (Police infallibility!?! Best argument ever!)
 
A Softer World: 872 If punching rich people / in their faces / makes me a terrorist, / then you'd best assemble / a SEAL team, fuckers. / (10 billion dollars in damages? Is your face the RIAA?!?)
A Softer World: 873 When someone says, / "I don't read," / / the flirting is over. / / (and the hunt begins.)
A Softer World: 874 After some further / consideration, / / I still can't think / of a single thing / / I don't want to do to you. / (I hope you brought a change of clothes, baby!)
A Softer World: 875 Would you rather / live forever / or figure out / how to live now. / (Might as well ask for a USEFUL miracle.)
A Softer World: 876 Our love is / a forest fire / and we are / the little things / that live in the trees. / / (Today is the most exciting last day of our lives)
 

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