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A Softer World: 422 We will always have Paris. / I mean, we will always / have the shared memory / of our time in Paris / even though I've also / been to the catacombs / with other girls, / who I will also always / have Paris with, / but they never leaned close / to whisper how - Wait. / That wasn't you. / [Well. We will always have Utica.]
A Softer World: 423 The lake creature knows / we are hunting her, / but she also knows / we are the first / in years. / [the beast may try to hug you.]
A Softer World: 424 If your lifestyle isn't wrong / then why are you so ashamed / when we tell you / what we think of you? / [In bed.]
A Softer World: 425 She called me history's / greatest monster? / Really? / You tell her I am history's / handsomest monster. / [THIS is why you don't date teens.]
A Softer World: 426 My father says racist shit / all the time. / He hates these ones / and those ones and / he takes care of me / and my mother. / [We love you, you ignorant prick.]
 
A Softer World: 427 Pride and Prejudice / and kittens. / No. Kittens and Kittens / and even more Kittens, / oh my goodness, / by Jane Austen. / [the nobel prize for fuzz]
A Softer World: 428 When Kurt Vonnegut / suggested that you stop / once in a while to say, / "If this isn't nice, / I don't know what is." / He was giving you / the best mid-makeout / move ever. / [Way better than stopping to say, 'so it goes.']
A Softer World: 429 I cannot help / but notice we are / sitting-in-a-tree. / So, you know, maybe / we could think of / something to do... / verb-wise. / [I want us to gerund, essentially.]
A Softer World: 430 Ah, love at first sight. / When you see someone / so beautiful / that you forget / they aren't there / just for you. / [She's perfect. I'll take two.]
A Softer World: 431 I swore I'd devote / my life to fighting crime, / to avenging the death / of my parents, / but it turns out / I much prefer / day trading. / [So I combined the two!]
 
A Softer World: 432 I've been programming / my computer to love you / when I am gone. / But someone stole it / from my car! / Unless... / Oh god. / Unless it escaped! / [and all my wil wheaton podcasts! gone!]
A Softer World: 433 "It's a compliment in / their culture." / I am never believing / anything you say again. / [Now come bail me out.]
A Softer World: 434 I figure you can / bite one person / without it becoming / your "thing" / [I want it. But will I never want it more?]
A Softer World: 435 I love when people / misinterpret brutally / depressing songs / like Born in the USA / or Happy Birthday. / [We all got it comin, kid.]
A Softer World: 436 Sex and respect / go together like / you and me, please. / [If that's what you're into.]
 
A Softer World: 437 With one simple pill / we cured unhappiness / and art. / [and progress and the future.]
A Softer World: 438 I'm worried my baby / will come out stupid / and telling me / I will love her anyway / just makes it worse. / [...officer]
A Softer World: 439 Her? / But what if I die / on the way home? / Is this how I want / to be remembered? / Maybe she has a friend. / [Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief.]
A Softer World: 440 It's my mom's birthday / and I am her wingman. / I miss dad. / [He was much better at this.]
A Softer World: 441 You would love me / if it were not for this / communication barrier / between us. / I refer, of course, / to your shirt. / [But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.]
 
A Softer World: 442 Better to have loved and lost / than to wake up / next to you every day. / [Only love can break your heart.]
A Softer World: 443 First you get the sugar, / then you get the flour, / then you make the cupcakes, / THEN you get the women. / [Me fail romance? That's unpossible.]
A Softer World: 444 After the bombs dropped / we had to forget / our old lives. / Though I still laugh a bit / when I meet someone / who used to work / for a collection agency. / [Oh, sorry I stopped making payments. The world ended.]
A Softer World: 445 I've been keeping / a fake diary / so when they make / a movie of my life / people will think / I was happy. / [a sexy international super spy who never cries!]
A Softer World: 446 I promised my mother / I would one day be famous, / and she liked / romantic comedies / better than / nude killing sprees. / Please come see / my new film? / [Or I could just let her down again.]
 
A Softer World: 447 When mother died / I was relieved. / I am a terrible daughter / but it was like a weight / was suddenly gone. / I just wish she / had stayed dead. / [Bustin makes me feel good.]
A Softer World: 448 Ideas can infect you, / can change you. / You can never go back, / once you've heard oral sex / referred to as humping / the laugh-hole. / [and once you see the giggle-porn, well...]
A Softer World: 449 I wish you were dead. / But then I would hate myself / for waiting by your grave / instead of the phone. / [the end is near]
A Softer World: 450 I am writing a book / of love poetry / for you. / For example: / "The only reason you / could possibly need your music / that loud / is if you were planning / to listen from my apartment. / You downstairs motherfuckers." / [Every day I hope to see a moving truck pull in. Or an ambulance.]
A Softer World: 451 Loneliness leads to anger. / Anger leads to hate. / Hate leads to... / well, more loneliness / I guess. / [That is why you fail.]
 

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