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| A Softer World: 422 | We will always have Paris. / I mean, we will always
/ have the shared memory
/ of our time in Paris / even though I've also
/ been to the catacombs
/ with other girls, / who I will also always
/ have Paris with, / but they never leaned close
/ to whisper how - Wait. / That wasn't you. / [Well. We will always have Utica.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=422 |
| A Softer World: 423 | The lake creature knows
/ we are hunting her, / but she also knows / we are the first
/ in years. / [the beast may try to hug you.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=423 |
| A Softer World: 424 | If your lifestyle isn't wrong / then why are you so ashamed
/ when we tell you / what we think of you? / [In bed.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=424 |
| A Softer World: 425 | She called me history's
/ greatest monster? / Really? / You tell her I am history's
/ handsomest monster. / [THIS is why you don't date teens.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=425 |
| A Softer World: 426 | My father says racist shit
/ all the time. / He hates these ones
/ and those ones and / he takes care of me
/ and my mother. / [We love you, you ignorant prick.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=426 |
| A Softer World: 427 | Pride and Prejudice
/ and kittens. / No. Kittens and Kittens
/ and even more Kittens,
/ oh my goodness, / by Jane Austen. / [the nobel prize for fuzz] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=427 |
| A Softer World: 428 | When Kurt Vonnegut
/ suggested that you stop
/ once in a while to say, / "If this isn't nice,
/ I don't know what is." / He was giving you
/ the best mid-makeout
/ move ever. / [Way better than stopping to say, 'so it goes.'] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=428 |
| A Softer World: 429 | I cannot help
/ but notice we are
/ sitting-in-a-tree. / So, you know, maybe
/ we could think of
/ something to do... / verb-wise. / [I want us to gerund, essentially.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=429 |
| A Softer World: 430 | Ah, love at first sight. / When you see someone
/ so beautiful
/ that you forget / they aren't there
/ just for you. / [She's perfect. I'll take two.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=430 |
| A Softer World: 431 | I swore I'd devote
/ my life to fighting crime, / to avenging the death
/ of my parents, / but it turns out
/ I much prefer
/ day trading. / [So I combined the two!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=431 |
| A Softer World: 432 | I've been programming
/ my computer to love you
/ when I am gone. / But someone stole it
/ from my car! / Unless...
/ Oh god.
/ Unless it escaped! / [and all my wil wheaton podcasts! gone!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=432 |
| A Softer World: 433 | "It's a compliment in
/ their culture." / I am never believing
/ anything you say again. / [Now come bail me out.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=433 |
| A Softer World: 434 | I figure you can
/ bite one person / without it becoming
/ your "thing" / [I want it. But will I never want it more?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=434 |
| A Softer World: 435 | I love when people
/ misinterpret brutally
/ depressing songs / like Born in the USA
/ or Happy Birthday. / [We all got it comin, kid.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=435 |
| A Softer World: 436 | Sex and respect
/ go together like / you and me, please. / [If that's what you're into.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=436 |
| A Softer World: 437 | With one simple pill
/ we cured unhappiness / and art. / [and progress and the future.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=437 |
| A Softer World: 438 | I'm worried my baby
/ will come out stupid / and telling me
/ I will love her anyway / just makes it worse. / [...officer] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=438 |
| A Softer World: 439 | Her?
/ But what if I die
/ on the way home? / Is this how I want
/ to be remembered? / Maybe she has a friend. / [Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=439 |
| A Softer World: 440 | It's my mom's birthday
/ and I am her wingman. / I miss dad. / [He was much better at this.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=440 |
| A Softer World: 441 | You would love me / if it were not for this
/ communication barrier
/ between us. / I refer, of course,
/ to your shirt. / [But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=441 |
| A Softer World: 442 | Better to have loved and lost / than to wake up / next to you every day. / [Only love can break your heart.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=442 |
| A Softer World: 443 | First you get the sugar,
/ then you get the flour, / then you make the cupcakes, / THEN you get the women. / [Me fail romance? That's unpossible.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=443 |
| A Softer World: 444 | After the bombs dropped
/ we had to forget
/ our old lives. / Though I still laugh a bit
/ when I meet someone / who used to work
/ for a collection agency. / [Oh, sorry I stopped making payments. The world ended.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=444 |
| A Softer World: 445 | I've been keeping
/ a fake diary / so when they make
/ a movie of my life / people will think
/ I was happy. / [a sexy international super spy who never cries!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=445 |
| A Softer World: 446 | I promised my mother
/ I would one day be famous, / and she liked
/ romantic comedies
/ better than
/ nude killing sprees. / Please come see
/ my new film? / [Or I could just let her down again.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=446 |
| A Softer World: 447 | When mother died
/ I was relieved. / I am a terrible daughter
/ but it was like a weight
/ was suddenly gone. / I just wish she
/ had stayed dead. / [Bustin makes me feel good.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=447 |
| A Softer World: 448 | Ideas can infect you,
/ can change you. / You can never go back, / once you've heard oral sex
/ referred to as humping
/ the laugh-hole. / [and once you see the giggle-porn, well...] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=448 |
| A Softer World: 449 | I wish you were dead. / But then I would hate myself
/ for waiting by your grave / instead of the phone. / [the end is near] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=449 |
| A Softer World: 450 | I am writing a book
/ of love poetry
/ for you. / For example:
/ "The only reason you
/ could possibly need your music
/ that loud
/ is if you were planning
/ to listen from my apartment. / You downstairs motherfuckers." / [Every day I hope to see a moving truck pull in. Or an ambulance.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=450 |
| A Softer World: 451 | Loneliness leads to anger. / Anger leads to hate. / Hate leads to...
/ well, more loneliness
/ I guess. / [That is why you fail.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=451 |
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