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| A Softer World: 602 | Just once, after sex, / I wish someone would
/ hold me close and whisper, / "Now my eggs are inside you." / [I KNEW IT!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=602 |
| A Softer World: 603 | I know that I don't
/ deserve you, / but that's okay. / Life's not fair. / [but do I love you. do you want me to loosen the cuffs?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=603 |
| A Softer World: 604 | I'll show you mine
/ if you show me yours / is not a valid defense. / Didn't the stat assign you
/ representation? / [are you eating pizza in here?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=604 |
| A Softer World: 605 | I got hit by a car
/ on my way home
/ but I'm okay! / I have a new lease on life.
/ And I guess what
/ I'm saying is / I'd like to buy a drink for
/ BOTH of you. / [Then: Sexy times!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=605 |
| A Softer World: 606 | The word is parts.
/ "Lady parts." / When you say
/ you want to touch
/ my "lady pieces" / I feel weird about that. / [Lady parts are for kissing. Lady pieces go in the fridge.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=606 |
| A Softer World: 607 | Put your money
/ where your mouth is. / No wait, put your mouth
/ where my money is? / In my pants please! / [My charming awkwardness gets me so much play.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=607 |
| A Softer World: 608 | When you were born
/ they broke the mould. / They must have hoped
/ you were still in it. / [HAPPY DAD JOKE DAY!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=608 |
| A Softer World: 609 | You are the love of my
/ life so far. / [Tomorrow's just a day away.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=609 |
| A Softer World: 610 | Feminist is a great word. / When you say it and
/ someone rolls his eyes,
/ you can pretty much / murder him to death with
/ a clear conscience. / [anyway quit complaining. YOUR kids voted for me] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=610 |
| A Softer World: 611 | I might be drunk
/ but you're ugly / and in the morning
/ I'll be sober / and sorry I said this. / [So, thanks for taking the time to interview me.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=611 |
| A Softer World: 612 | If you ever want to see
/ your son again / then put the money / in the collection plate / [Do not try to contact the police.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=612 |
| A Softer World: 613 | I'm not racist! / My best friend is black. / SHE'S the racist one. / [Oh okay, we're both racist. It's why we're friends!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=613 |
| A Softer World: 614 | You make me want / to pretend
/ to be a better man. / [I promise, I'm going to seem to do right by you.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=614 |
| A Softer World: 615 | Good decisions are just / bad decisions / you didn't get to make. / [and I refuse to let that happen.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=615 |
| A Softer World: 616 | I figured out
/ how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing
/ is a big part of it. / [I'll give you a hint. Close your eyes...] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=616 |
| A Softer World: 617 | Those who can, do. / Those who can't / apparently run this
/ fucking place. / [the best revenge is bitter sarcasm and unhappiness] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=617 |
| A Softer World: 618 | Boys and girls can't
/ really be "just friends." / It's a fact of nature. / Pass it on. / [We're just born this way! My mom told me.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=618 |
| A Softer World: 619 | I think sex is fun / and that you don't
/ have to be in love
/ to enjoy it. / If that makes me
/ a terrorist, FINE. / [I'll probably be first against the wall. But we can take turns.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=619 |
| A Softer World: 620 | Here is my license and
/ registration and a riddle! / "I have a badge and a gun
/ and nobody likes me, / who am I?" / [I'm a police cat! meow] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=620 |
| A Softer World: 621 | I love the way
/ your face lights up / when someone says, / "It might be dangerous." / [I am glad we are friends.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=621 |
| A Softer World: 622 | Basically any pill
/ will make me happy / if I take it with my cat. / [except amphetamines. jesus, that was a nightmare.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=622 |
| A Softer World: 623 | I'm glad that
/ you're doing well
/ these days. / I'm doing well too. / Probably even better
/ than you are. / [Anyway, I have TWO new boyfriends. So.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=623 |
| A Softer World: 624 | this year, instead
/ of trying to change / maybe i'll try
/ to understand why / i think it's so funny
/ to bite squirrels. / [what interests us most is finding out what we are like.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=624 |
| A Softer World: 625 | Live and learn / or die and teach
/ by example. / [that is too many words to tattoo on your penis] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=625 |
| A Softer World: 626 | There should be a word
/ for the things we do / not because we want to / but because we want
/ to be the kind of person
/ who wants to. / [In bed.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=626 |
| A Softer World: 627 | If I lose touch
/ with reality, / I hope I go all conspiracy
/ theory tinfoil hat
/ delusional. / Not "she can change"
/ delusional. / [Even Bobby Fischer crazy would be better.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=627 |
| A Softer World: 628 | if you were killed
/ and replaced with
/ a pod person / i would be sad, but / i would try to make
/ the best of it. / [are pod people more flexible, you think?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=628 |
| A Softer World: 629 | I want people to know
/ that I'm a nerd, but / it feels weird to have
/ to announce it. / So, could you tell people? / [but don't hit me in the face. It's picture day.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=629 |
| A Softer World: 630 | Even if I don't win, / it's an honour just to / get to talk about
/ being nominated. / [have you not seen my twitter?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=630 |
| A Softer World: 631 | Violence is never
/ the answer. / It doesn't matter / how clearly you
/ show your work. / [shape the future, they said. teach mathematics, they said.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=631 |
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