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| A Softer World: 632 | Sex doesn't
/ ruin friendships, / people ruin friendships. / [post hoc, ergo propter hoc] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=632 |
| A Softer World: 633 | I finally developed
/ a computer with feelings. / It just doesn't have
/ feelings for me. / [it's in love with randall munroe.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=633 |
| A Softer World: 634 | I'm worried that
/ if they ever make
/ a movie of my life, / the tagline will be / "Get him." / [that was your plan? 'get him'?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=634 |
| A Softer World: 635 | This town isn't big enough
/ for the both of us. / Let's run away together! / [Let's join a street gang! Is NASA recruiting?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=635 |
| A Softer World: 636 | Sex is the only game / where a draw / is better than a win. / [unless it is drawn by repetition.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=636 |
| A Softer World: 637 | I know you don't love me / but there must be
/ something I can do / to make you
/ a better person. / [you are so close to being the perfect man!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=637 |
| A Softer World: 638 | I am a pacifist / and I will be a pacifist
/ until I die / or someone threatens
/ my mother. / [I would seriously stab Gandhi in his face for that woman.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=638 |
| A Softer World: 639 | Let's make a TV show
/ where every week
/ they vote / on which housemate
/ was the most pleasant! / And the winner gets
/ drowned. / [They're the lucky ones.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=639 |
| A Softer World: 640 | You won't live forever
/ in their memories. / The way you
/ treated them will. / [Also, it's not forever because they'll die too.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=640 |
| A Softer World: 641 | Go on, guess. / Guess whose shit
/ I am totally sick of. / [It's yours!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=641 |
| A Softer World: 642 | I want people to
/ tell their children / terrifying stories about
/ the things we did / for love / [you know, at bedtime or whatever.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=642 |
| A Softer World: 643 | Room for rent.
/ Young single
/ female only, / rent negotiable. / must be okay
/ with me being
/ the Terminator. / [I have detailed files on human anatomy.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=643 |
| A Softer World: 644 | Every time I almost die
/ I feel so alive. / Why would I ever want
/ to be more careful? / [birds gotta fly. fish gotta swim.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=644 |
| A Softer World: 645 | I've assembled
/ a skilled team
/ of operatives / for later tonight. / Happy anniversary. / [we can disavow all knowledge of our actions. if anyone asks.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=645 |
| A Softer World: 646 | children are the future / which, let's be honest, / is way worse than
/ not having hoverboards. / [What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=646 |
| A Softer World: 647 | I get a crazy impulse
/ when you smile at me / like I want to step
/ in front of buses / in a good way. / [if that's not love, then i'm misinformed.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=647 |
| A Softer World: 648 | In this world there are
/ two kinds of people. / people like me,
/ with knives / and people like you,
/ with eyeballs. / [foolproof pickup line #6] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=648 |
| A Softer World: 649 | Nice dress. / It'd look good on
/ the floor beside my bed. / I'm super into floors now? / [dressing them up all sexy and stuff. you know.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=649 |
| A Softer World: 650 | I usually respect
/ the sanctity of life, / especially of orphans, / but the autobiography
/ market is brutal. / [oh great, another novelty orphan murder memoir.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=650 |
| A Softer World: 651 | I'm pretty sure this whole
/ zombie fad is dead. / ... but for how long? / [ZING!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=651 |
| A Softer World: 652 | how come
/ being easy / keeps getting
/ harder? / [because you're doing it wrong] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=652 |
| A Softer World: 653 | I figure if you
/ have a suicide pact / then you have
/ a good enough pal / that you don't
/ need to suicide! / [teenage suicide: don't do it!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=653 |
| A Softer World: 654 | Accidental self-inflicted
/ gunshot wounds - / proof that revenge
/ is a dish best served / by someone who has at least
/ a little experience cooking. / [when you embark on a journey of revenge, don't go barefoot] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=654 |
| A Softer World: 655 | Every time I see someone
/ with a sign that says,
/ "the end is near," / I get sad in my heart / and wish I could / believe them. / [the end is nearer] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=655 |
| A Softer World: 656 | You are beautiful
/ when you sleep. / But it's getting a bit old. / Please wake up. / [Please don't leave me alone with our stupid children] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=656 |
| A Softer World: 657 | When I said that
/ homosexuals were
/ ruining our families / I was thinking of
/ one homosexual
/ in particular. / [Maybe I should have mentioned that in my speech?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=657 |
| A Softer World: 658 | My father told me that
/ the secret to marriage was
/ to never go to bed angry. / So we can narrow
/ the actual secret down / to anything but that, I guess / [Sleep like dead men. Wake up like dead men.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=658 |
| A Softer World: 659 | You were the best
/ mistake I ever made. / Or, anyway, you
/ weren't the worst. / [your sister was the worst.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=659 |
| A Softer World: 660 | If I could fly
/ I would never land.
/ I would be free. / One day I'll realize
/ that's a metaphor, / not a fantasy. / [One day I'll be me.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=660 |
| A Softer World: 661 | Dancing like a crazy person
/ alone in your room. / That's why. / [like you are suddenly awake after a long winter.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=661 |
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