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| A Softer World: 722 | Everyone says you
/ bring out the worst in me / like that's a bad thing. / [I'm tired of being my best.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=722 |
| A Softer World: 723 | Being stuck
/ in the 'friend zone' / is actually really nice. / Who couldn't
/ use more friends? / [the friend zone is right here, baby. *gestures at crotch*] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=723 |
| A Softer World: 724 | I brought
/ some marshmallows. / Let's burn this world down. / [If you're not part of the solution, you probably think I'm nuts] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=724 |
| A Softer World: 725 | You are very beautiful. / But conversation
/ is my weakness. / Now move along,
/ you're making me look
/ unavailable. / [I'm just looking for one divine hammer.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=725 |
| A Softer World: 726 | Oh please don't
/ leave me, Sugar Vag. / I can think of better
/ pet names, / if that's the problem. / [I am going to die alone, aren't I, yeasty teats?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=726 |
| A Softer World: 727 | I'm tired
/ of being a dinosaur. / Let's be meteors. / [Let's be the quiet realization that our time has passed.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=727 |
| A Softer World: 728 | Citizens should not
/ fear their government. / This will be enforced. / [I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=728 |
| A Softer World: 729 | Every day the world
/ descends further into chaos / and it's only going
/ to get harder / to find a good spot
/ to watch from. / [It's going to be a hell of a show!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=729 |
| A Softer World: 730 | I understand
/ how riots start. / I just don't understand
/ why they ever stop. / [Do they get sleepy?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=730 |
| A Softer World: 731 | I never meant to hurt you. / You have to believe me. / I wasn't thinking
/ about you all. / [I don't see how my excuse can be your problem.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=731 |
| A Softer World: 732 | Knock knock! / Who's there? / It's the police, sir.
/ Open the door.
/ There's been an accident. / [There...there's been an accident who?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=732 |
| A Softer World: 733 | I believe most people
/ are inherently good. / But overcoming our nature / is what separates us
/ from animals. / [evil has its pleasures too.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=733 |
| A Softer World: 734 | I'm going to dress up
/ like a sexy orphan
/ for halloween! / I have the outfit, / now I just need to
/ kill my parents. / [I hope they don't read my blog.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=734 |
| A Softer World: 735 | I usually sleep in,
/ but not today. / Today I wake
/ like the Kraken! / Weird and damp. / [surrounded by terrified fishermen] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=735 |
| A Softer World: 736 | We became so close
/ over the years / that eventually we were
/ finishing each other's / romantic affairs. / [Sometimes mid-coitus!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=736 |
| A Softer World: 737 | Feelings are / the real kissing disease. / [heartbreak is the real chlamydia.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=737 |
| A Softer World: 738 | Civilization is the ability
/ to distinguish / what you like / from what you like
/ to watch pornography of. / [And anyway why were you going through my computer?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=738 |
| A Softer World: 739 | The next time
/ you get mugged, / try to enjoy it! / At least you aren't just
/ sitting at home again. / [I guess you could watch the episode where they get mugged.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=739 |
| A Softer World: 740 | It's a fast paced,
/ complicated world, baby. / Understand something
/ or have an opinion on it. / There's no time for both. / [Understanding is for terrorists.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=740 |
| A Softer World: 741 | Freedom of expression
/ is great! / And what can they do? / Come into my cell
/ and stop me? / [I can make a sad face, or a happy face. Anything I want!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=741 |
| A Softer World: 742 | We can't just criminalize
/ drum circles. / ...can we? / [But... but what if we COULD?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=742 |
| A Softer World: 743 | There should be a word
/ for a threat that is also
/ a promise. / Because that is what
/ I want you to / hold me down and do. / [I love you] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=743 |
| A Softer World: 744 | I wish I could say
/ that it gets better, / but my jaw is still
/ wired shut. http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=744 |
| A Softer World: 745 | If I could have / just one wish, / I would probably
/ screw it up. / [here. you might as well have it.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=745 |
| A softer World: 746 | I want everyone to love me / and I'm pretty sure
/ the trick is
/ to just be myself, / but with money. / [even gay men love boobs when they are made of money.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=746 |
| A softer World: 747 | Everyone wants someone
/ they can bring home to mom. / I need someone / to distract my mom while
/ I raid the medicine cabinet. / [someone who thinks suggested dosages are quaint.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=747 |
| A Softer world: 748 | Marriage isn't just between
/ a man and a woman / it's between any two people
/ who love each other / and want to
/ ruin their lives. / [in front of jesus and everybody.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=748 |
| A Softer World: 749 | Overreaction: / Any reaction to something
/ that doesn't affect me. / [Have you tried walking it off?] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=749 |
| A Softer World: 750 | In this world of ours, / you have to look out
/ for number one. / Because I think he might
/ be a sociopath. / [It's a good life if you don't let him see you weaken.] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=750 |
| A Softer World: 751 | I came up
/ with the best way / to shut people up: / "Oh shit, you're right!" / [I never thought of it like that!] http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=751 |
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