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| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Creepy old house with family on the porch and lawn]] / In some small towns people still leave their house doors unlocked all the time. / Mom: We've got _such_ a lovely spiked pit trap underneath the foyer carpet. It'd be a real shame if we didn't make use of it. / {{And the contact poison on the... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-07-08 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[500 mL bottle of intravenous saline solution with dozens of flies floating around in it]] / Intravenous Flytrap / {{A bottle full of nightmare fuel.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-07-15 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Letterhead from Axiom Destruction Labs in front of an odd four-colored fruit]] / Below is listed the executive summary of your commission, ?Comparing Apples to Oranges?. Be advised that the full and exhaustive seven volume study (in which we compare all available varieties of apples to all available... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-07-22 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Exterior of a closed restaurant]] / Blue: Did you hear they shut down the "Pita Parade"? / Pink: Oh no! What for? / Blue: Health code violations. They found some itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dots in the tahini. / {{I want to manage a 1950's style female vocal group called "Bobbi Ghannouj... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-07-29 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Three doctors gathered around a lab table]] / Dr. Green: What is the diagnosis, Doctor? / Dr. Rose: It seems that the patient has... Everything. / Dr. Green: What?! / Dr. Rose: The lab tested for every disease they could think of. Every test came back positive. / Dr. Blue: How are you planning... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-08-05 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Bat-winged dark figure plummeting out of clouds toward the Earth]] / Lucifer: I have Fallen! And I cannot get up! / {{"We're sending help immediately, Mr. Lucifer."}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-08-12 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Two men in an office]] / Caption: Meanwhile... the League of Moderate Malevolence is interviewing some new super-villain recruits! / Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. / Dr. E: I am the insidious Doctor Earworm! / Interviewer: Impressive name! So you employ some sort of brain-controlling parasite? / Dr.... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-08-19 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Very close view of Tess from just below her chin]] / The last thing
/ a Kibble
/ will ever see / {{To kibble, her hunger is a thing from legends. Kibble in the bag whisper tales of her to frighten themselves. And then there is - too brief - the light, the scoop, the bowl... And then nothing.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-08-26 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Pink penguins on fresh snow]] / The Institute of Advanced Mad Science utterly failed in their attempt to engineer the "Penguino" - an adorable flightless seabird with pink plumage. / [[Gangly black birds in a swamp]] / Instead, they found themselves with a flock of "Flemguins" - black-clad bottom... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-09-02 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Red M?bius strip on a white background]] / You may think you know the truth about the Mobius Strip... / But you only ever hear about one side. / {{We've moved beyond topical humor to topological humor.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-09-09 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Medieval ink drawing of an archer in a green surcoat]] / Interviewer: So, Mr. Hood, tell us a bit about yourself. / Bob Hood: Please, call me Bob. / Bob Hood: Currently, I'm the chief fundraising officer for the Sherwood Charitable Trust. I supervise a highly motivated band of about thirty guys. / Bob... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-09-16 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Three panels of riots with burning cars, police wielding batons and protesters on the ground]] / The Connoisseur... / Panel 1: "A bold, colorful, sporting Mob. The rampant hooliganism is brash and powerful, but there's a mellow undercurrent of smashed beer bottle." / Panel 2: "This solid Urban... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-09-23 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Worried looking girl crouching in front of collage of location photos]] / Little Jenny has an irrational fear of a particular nationally franchised chain of restaurant-bakeries. / Her doctor calls it "Paneranoia". / {{I was thinking of making a horror movie set in a bakery called "Night of the Living... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-09-30 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close-up of a werewolf creature wearing glasses with powerful magnifying lenses]] / A minor typographical error in the curse
/ transformed him into a terrifying creature
/ with an eye for fine, detailed work. / The Loupe Garou / {{This is why you never use auto-correct when casting spells.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-10-07 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Press conference]] / Speaker: As you know, when people think "October" they think "Halloween." / Speaker: However, October is also "National Breast Cancer Awareness Month." / Speaker: We think that there is an untapped synergy here. / Speaker: That's why I'm pleased to announce our new "Fangs for... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-10-14 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Black cat in front of broomstick.]] / Cat: "How do I like flying?" / Cat: Let me put it this way... / Cat: You know the phrase, "If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes"? / Cat: Same thing. But the butt I'm staring at isn't even the right species. / {{The literal "Straw that Broke... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-10-21 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Zombies standing in front of giant map]] / Caption: The International Jamboree Organizing Committee is in session.. / Zom: Our next item of business is the location for the upcoming Jamboree. / Bob: Let's have it somewhere warm this year - like Puerto Rico or Hawaii. / Zom: The Pureto Rico convention... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-10-28 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Two victorian gentlemen in an urban setting]] / Beige: Who is that dark-complexioned private agent who is considered quite a Rou?? / Plum: Why, you must mean Shaft! He's always willing to risk himself for the sake of his compatriots. / Beige: I take it that he's the sort of chap who would never... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-04 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Two men in Victorian dress talking in the street]] / Mr. Rose: Who is that dark-complexioned private agent who is considered quite a Rou?? / Mr. Violet: Why, you must mean Shaft! / Mr. Violet: He's always willing to risk himself for the sake of his compatriots. / Mr. Rose: I take it that he's the... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-05 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Head and shoulders of Ella Fitzgerald crashing ashore in heavy surf]] / November 10th was the 35th anniversary of the Great Lakes maritime disaster: the Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald. / {{It's the ultimate in "Good News / Bad News". You're going to drown, but Gordon Lightfoot is going to write a popular... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-11 |
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| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Large studio microphone labeled "WTMI"]] / Announcer: / Good evening everyone and welcome back to WTMI Radio!
/ Bringing you all the information you need, and a _whole lot more!_
/ And now the news:
/ There's very heavy traffic southbound on 23...
/ Internet rumor has pegged that video with the fish... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-18 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Radio microphone]] / Announcer: Good evening everyone and welcome back to WTMI radio! / Announcer: Bringing you all the information you need, and a _whole lot more!_ / Announcer: And now the news: / Announcer: There's very heavy traffic southbound on 23... / Announcer: Internet rumor has pegged... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-19 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Still from Wizard of Oz showing the Munchkin Coroner]] / Coroner: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. / Blue: Seriously? How did you manage to do that? The body is stuck under a house and her legs just withered away! Not exactly the best conditions for an autopsy! / Coroner: And... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-11-25 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Man behind counter, surrounded with goats. On the back wall is a sign in gothic type reading "Coat check"]] / A basic truth about sign design:
/ the most interesting font
/ is not always the right one for the job. / {{Also: a good rule of thumb is that you should tip around $1 a goat.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-02 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Demonic figure in front of burnt out circuit board]] / Are you tired of high-quality tools that last a lifetime? / Hi, Gizmodeus here with the simple solution to your problem: cheap plastic crap. / Why buy a simple metal knife that can last for years when you could get a slicing tool surrounded... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-09 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Dark chasm]] / "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you." / [[Mostly-empty coffee pot]] / "When you stare into the coffee pot, the coffee pot stares back into you." / [[Macaroni salad]] / "When you stare into the macaroni salad, the macaroni salad stares back into you." / [[Goldfish... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-16 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Two notepads]] / Things you can do (lyrically)
/ Leave your hat on.
/ Dance, if you want to.
/ Call me "Al".
/ Drive my car.
/ Get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
/ Anything I can do, but not as well.
/ Get what you need, sometimes.
/ Check out anytime you'd like. / Things you can't do (lyrically)
/ Hurry... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-23 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Racks of CDs in record store]] / Pink: Looks like they're having a sale on Classical music. Would you prefer a full orchestra, or a small chamber ensemble? / Blue: See if they have anything by the Canadian Brass. I'd like to avoid any unnecessary violins. / {{Violins never solved anything.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-06 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close shot of Tycho]] / Tycho (rapidly):
/ You want
/ my picture?
/ You're lucky.
/ I only
/ hold still
/ long enough
/ to look
/ beautiful. / {{Tycho is our Bishonen-boy cat. He also seems to be locked in to turbo speed mode, and seldom slows down long enough for the camera to focus on him.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-13 |