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| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Canyon with distant village and highway sign]] / Sign: Welcome To Mos Eisley / Sign (written small): A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy / Obi-Wan: When I first visited here with my master Qui-Gon, the slogan was, "A Good Place to Raise Your Family." / Luke: Uncle Own told me that it used to say,... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-05-14 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Crawdad holding up a wooden spoon in one claw]] / I'm not allergic to shellfish. / Crawdad (shouting): Vive le France! / Sometimes it just disagrees with me. / {{Guest art by my lovely and talented wife... It's based on a real event involving a marine biologist friend of hers who failed to cook... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-05-21 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Old professor at blackboard holding his hands oddly]] / Prof: As you can see, the descending fingers of my right hand form a stylized letter "W". This indicates a generalized support for "West Coast" style rappers. More specifically, it is a request that they "Represent." / Prof: Take note of this.... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-05-28 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close up of a leafy plant]] / Pink: I'm thinking about planting some thyme in the herb garden, but I'm afraid it'll get into the neighbor's yard. / Blue: Well, if it won't stand still, I can understand that you'd want to keep it on your side. / Blue: And it'd be terrible to have too much of it on... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-06-04 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[A paper bag with handles]] / This ordinary-looking paper bag was recently donated to the "Paranormal Object Preservation Association." / Somehow, the fibers of the bag have been saturated with time-bending energy. / Every molecule of the bag is continually renewed on a sub-atomic level. It will... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-06-11 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close up of a drinking glass full of noodles and brownish liquid]] / Drinks at a dance club are usually overpriced. / And it's hard for the bartender to hear your order. / Bartender: Who ordered the ramen Coke? / {{If it's too loud to hear yourself think, then it's too loud to order a drink.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-06-18 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Rice, cheese, spinach and a glass casserole dish]] / Blue: How about I make green and yellow rice for dinner? / Pink: Sounds good! I'll get some spinach. / Blue: That's unexpected. / Pink: Why? / Blue: Nobody expects the spinach acquisition! / {{Its chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-06-25 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close-ups of three waistlines, one wearing blue tights with red shorts on the outside, the second wearing grey tights with blue shorts on the outside and the third wearing plain black pants]] / Proof that Wonder Woman / is smarter than both Superman / and Batman: / When they added pants to her... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-07-02 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Split portrait of Robert Vaughn and Harrison Ford]] / Somewhere on the internet, there is a fan fiction story / that explains exactly how Han Solo and Napoleon Solo are related. / {{The United Network Command for Law and Enforcement works very closely with the Jedi Council of the New Republic.}... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-07-09 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Clamari with lemon and cocktail sauce]] / Blue: What are we having for dinner? / Pink: Calamari! / Blue: Tasty! What's the occasion? / Pink: It picked Italy to win in the World Cup. / {{The Psychic Squid Eugenics Program has very simple rules: accurate predictors get bred, inaccurate predictors... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-07-16 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Picture of Hugh Beaumont]] / This is Ward Cleaver / [[Portrait of J. S. Bach]] / This is Johann Sebastian Bach / [[Photo of a footprint]] / By comparing their footprints and the length of their stride, we've been able to determine that either Mr. Bach is enormously tall, or Mr. Cleaver is extremely... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-07-23 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Worried looking blonde woman talking to a man with a deep sea crustacean head]] / Woman: Don't take this the wrong way, but when I told my friends that I was tired of dating "superficial, shallow guys" / Woman: and that I wanted to go out with "a deep one"... / Woman: You're not exactly what I had... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-07-30 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Golf course with waves and ship's conning tower in the background]] / I had a strange dream that I had started a company... / We converted decommissioned aircraft carriers into floating golf courses. / Welcome aboard the USS 'Epic Water Hazard' / {{If you slice into the rough you're gonna need... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-08-06 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Wooded path]] / According to Norse mythology, the magical helmet called the "Tarnhelm" allows the wearer to understand the language of birds. / Pink Bird: This is my tree here! / Blue Bird: Hey! / Green Bird: What?!? / Pink Bird: This is my tree here! / Blue Bird: Hey! / Green Bird: What?!? / Pink... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-08-13 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Movie poster]] / Mr. Lenny / Mr. George / Of Mice and Men In Black / {{Some day they'll have a little planet where they can settle down and not be bothered by aliens anymore.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-08-20 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | Common Force powers and their associated hand gestures: / [[Hand moving from left to right with middle, ring, and pinky fingers raised and index finger tucked behind thumb.]] / Force Suggestion / Obigreen: These are not the droids you're looking for. / [[Hand making crushing gesture]] / Force Choke / Darthred:... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-08-27 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Shattered panels with rapidly moving clouds]] / I don't have dreams
/ that I'm falling. / I have dreams
/ that I'm pushing
/ all the people
/ who have dreams
/ that they're falling / {{It's slightly more common than the dream where I'm administering a final exam to a bunch of students who have never... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-09-03 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Abstract alternating slices of Pringles cans]] / Blue: You know that oval guy with the mustache on the side of a Pringles can? / Pink: What about him? / Blue: Does he have a name? / Pink: It's probably on the Pringles website. / Blue: I'll be very disappointed if his name is not "Chris". / Pink:... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-09-10 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Old British warships]] / Good Names for British Warships / HMS Implacable
/ - Served in the English Channel, the Adriatic Sea and the Mediterranean in WWI / HMS Illustrious
/ - The first British aircraft carrier to strike against an enemy fleet in 1940 / HTS Indomitable
/ - The world's first Battlecruiser,... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-09-17 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Armed cowboys on a subway platform]] / Desperados waiting for a train. / [[Armed cowboys in a playground]] / Desperados waiting for a turn on the swings. / {{For desperados, they're actually pretty polite.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-09-24 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Garden section of big-box home improvement store]] / Customer: Hey there! Where would I find books on gardening? / Clerk: Down aisle three on the left, if you get to sprinkler systems you've gone too far. You can't miss them. Just remember, "Prose before Hose." / {{The entire home improvement... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-10-01 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Close-up of extremely wild eyebrow]] / Pink: You're staring at something. What is it? / Blue: Epic eyebrows. They're like the mutant offspring of Abe Vigoda's and Andy Rooney's eyebrows. / Pink: That bad? / Blue: With a little wax, he could make a handlebar mustache above each eye. / Pink: Well,... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-10-08 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Shadowy figure in a cave, holding a torch]] / Most people see this picture and think: "It's someone in a cave with a torch." / I see this and think: "World's Hottest Ice Cream Cone." / {{It's very difficult to get ice cream to combust without also setting the cone on fire.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-10-15 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[1960's computer lab with giant printer]] / Bowtie: No, no, no! Why does this say "Paper Jam" when there is no paper jam? And now it's flashing "PC Load Letter." / Polkadot: Don't worry! It should be easy to fix. Heck, the way technology is advancing, I'll be that pretty soon nobody will ever... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-10-22 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Milk carton with picture of man wearing sunglasses and with his head wrapped in bandages]] / Have You Seen Me? / Dr. Hawley "Jack" Griffen / Last seen at the Lion's Head Inn in the village of Iping / If you know anything about his disappearance, please contact Dr. Arthur Kemp, London / {{I was... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-10-29 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Kittens]] / Pink: Seven years this week! / Blue: Yep! And the traditional anniversary gift is... WOOL! / Pink: Seriously? Wool? / Blue: It's either that or copper. / Pink: Fab. Let me see what the modern gift is.... Huh. Desk sets. / Blue: How romantic. Ok, new plan: our post-modern seventh... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-11-05 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Wooden bucket]] / Eliza: Hello Henry, I am the Psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. / Henry: There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. / Eliza: Liza? Hah! I would appreciate it if you would continue. / Henry: There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. / Eliza: Are... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-11-12 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Rainbow pattern of glowing lines]] / In Star Wars / Lightsabers can be any color -
/ - unless your name is "Darth-Something." / Then you're pretty much stuck with red. / In some ways, a Lightsaber is like a mood ring.
/ An incredibly lethal mood ring. / {{Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate.... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-11-19 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Flour-less chocolate cake with chocolate frosting]] / Waiter: I'm afraid we're out of "Death by Chocolate." Would you like to try some "Maimed by Chocolate?" / {{They also have some "Horribly Scarred by Chocolate." It's made with carob.}} http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-11-26 |
| Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic | [[Mr. Potato Head in front of the Tate Gallery]] / Taters gonna Tate. / {{Contrary to rumor, the Tate Gallery in London is not named after the error-prone inventor, Professor Charles Tate. Profesor Tate is famous for creating a 'reprogrammable' electromagnetic compass which could be calibrated to point... http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2010-12-03 |