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Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Collapsed pumpkin shell]] / Pink: Wow. It's just kind of... / Blue: Collapsed? Yeah. It's as if someone... / Pink: Let all the air out of it? Oh my... / Blue: You're right! / Both: It's deflate pumpkin Charlie Brown! / {{Since October, a cycle of freezing and thawing converted this ordinary pumpkin into a slush-filled rubbery pumpkin husk. Somewhere, there's a traumatized squirrel who tried to take a bite out of a gourd and got a face full of deliquesced pumpkin guts.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[A bowl of rice with a spork in it]] / Pork / Fried Rice / With a spork / Fried Rice / {{Because there's nothing funny about chopsticks, that's why.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Draneai in full Chinese chef regalia including hat, ironing pin, and handful of flowers in front of a backdrop of other Warcraft chefs.]] / Leyden: Welcome to another exciting episode of "Great Meals of Azeroth!" / Leyden: We have a special treat today! Chef Sparkgriddle will be making "Eggs Gnomeregan." / Leyden: As you know, the sauce is _vitally_ important in this dish. / Leyden: But, of course, there's no race like Gnomes for their Hollandaise. / {{Previous episodes have featured Trollish Jerk Sauce, Elven Chutney and Dwarven Beer Battered Everything.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Raging flames with a faint "Google" logo at the bottom]] / Blue: Do you have your laptop handy? / Pink: Sure, what do you need? / Blue: I need you to 'Google' something for me. / Pink: Is it a new recipe? / Blue: Not exactly. Look up, "How to put out a grease fire." / {{There's something almost mocking about the 'I Feel Lucky' button in these sort of circumstances.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Puppy with stills from 'Un Chien Andalou' over it.]] / I have a friend who knows French / but doesn't know film. / I was very tempted to tell her / that 'Un Chien Andalou' / was a kid friendly film / about a dog / who made friends with some ants. / [[It's like "Blues Clues", "Old Yeller" or "Lassie." Perfect for kids.]]
 
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Strange blueprints]] / The Watt-Tussler steam powered separator is similar to a cotton gin, or a mining sluice / except, instead of using a rotating comb to pull apart cotton fibers and seeds / or flowing water to settle particles of gold from sand / it uses pressurized steam and a condensing chamber to separate fools from their money. / {{The Watt-Tussler device was the state-of-the art in fool / money separation up until the invention of the extended warranty.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Black movie poster, similar to the one for the original ALIENS]] / MIMES / In an invisible box no one can hear you scream. / {{You have no idea how hard it was to resist making a "silent but deadly" joke...}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Black & white picture of a dog with the Facebook "like" thumb at the bottom]] / Laika / {{Her last status update was "Going to space, brb."}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Images of a mole and a spoon pouring molasses]] / Green: Well _"Duh!"_ / Blue: What's so duh-worthy? / Green: This one guy was asking if moles hibernate. / Green: Of course they do! Why else would you say something was "As slow as mole asses in January!" / Blue: Ok, I'm never having cookies that you make. / {{And just for the record, moles don't hibernate. They just dig deep tunnels and eat worms that they've saved for the winter.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Viking helmet on a back-stage workbench]] / Sign on wall: Caution - Hard Hat Aria / {{It ain't over}}
 
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[60's style newspaper ad showing goateed man wielding electric razor]] / FOOLPROOF! / The Perfect Disguise for Any Evil Twin! / Are you tired of having your plans thwarted simply because you choose the classic dignity of well groomed facial hair? Well, worry no more! With the flick of a switch and a few seconds alone, you'll be completely indistinguishable from the so-called 'good' twin! No more inconvenient escapades involving... / {{This close shave can help you avoid a close shave}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Ossuary full of bones and skulls]] / Necromancers! / If YOU won't talk to your apprentices about lichdom... / who WILL? / {{There was also an extremely short-lived series of public service announcements for Barbarians, warning about the dangers of berserker rage.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Big manilla envelope from Anthony Stark to the IRS. Envelope has a glowing arc reactor imprint]] / Iron Filings / {{The audit-worthy question is: can he claim AI helpers such as Jarvis as dependents?}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Sheet music]] / Schubert's Unfinished Symphony in B minor / [[Portrait]] / Stuart's Unfinished Portrait of George Washington / [[Plate with half-eaten slice of bread]] / Robert's Unfinished Slice of Bread / [[Blank panel]] / blank caption / {{News blurb goes here.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Kahn Noonian Singh holding up a tray with a bottle of wine on it]] / Kahn: Riesling is a wine best served chilled, Kirk... / Kahn: And it is very... chilly... in space. / {{Fortunately, the first draft of the second Star Trek movie was improved by extensive re-writes.}}
 
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Depressingly bare kitchen counter]] / Caption: Worst Breakfast Cereal Contender: / [[Box of 'Dreary-o's']] / {{It's tough to see in this shot, but Dreary-o's are a product of General Malaise.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Man in lederhosen in front of strange machine]] / Real / time / travelers / wear / laterhosen / {{He wears leather pants now. Leather pants are cool.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Motorcycle]] / Motorcycle with side car / [[Motorcycle with side car full of greenery]] / Motorcycle with side salad / {{Your motorcycle is also available with a choice of potato, steamed veggies, or the soup of the day.}}
Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic [[Portrait of Niccolo Machiavelli holding a box of pasta]] / Wednesday is "Prince Spaghetti Day" in the Machiavelli household / {{"Never was anything great achieved without dinner." ? Niccol? Machiavelli}}
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