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| Veloci-Chris | Panel 1: Matt and Chris talking.
/ Chris: "Man would I like to cross my DNA with the DNA of a raptor!" / Panel 2: Chris raises his hands in the air excitedly. We see his mental image of him as a velociraptor: a raptor with his hairstyle.
/ Chris: "Think about it!" / Panel 3: Their conversation... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/06/veloci-chris/ |
| Average Week | Panel 1: Neil and Matt talking.
/ Neil: "I've fallen in love with about 14 girls this week. So far."
/ Matt: "Hmm. How does that compare to the average week?" / Panel 2: Neil is holding a pointer stick and standing beside a large bar-chart. The last bar of the chart is taller than all of the previous... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/07/average-week/ |
| Best Dream | Panel 1: Matt and Lauren sitting having coffee.
/ Matt: "I had the best dream last night."
/ Lauren: "Oh?" / Panel 2: We see Matt's dream. He is wearing a cape and holding a lightsabre, flying over Darth Vader.
/ Vader: "Damn you, Super-Skywalker!" / Panel 3: Matt and Lauren sitting having coffee.
/ Matt:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/08/best-dream/ |
| SuperKing | Panel 1: Lauren arrives home. Matt is standing with his hands on his hips, wearing a cape and a crown.
/ Lauren: "Hi honey, how was your... what the hell?"
/ Matt: "Greetings, female. Ye shall know me as SuperKing!" / Panel 2: Conversation continues.
/ Matt: "King by day, saviour by night: SuperKing is... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/09/superking/ |
| Not Really | Panel 1: House M.D. Season 4 Finale. House and Cameron are standing talking.
/ House: "Cameron, I can't lie anymore. I... I love you."
/ Cameron clasps her hands in delight. We see a love-heart over her head. / Panel 2: Conversation continues.
/ House: "Hah, not really." / Panel 3: Conversation continues.
/ Cameron... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/10/not-really/ |
| Nothing Special | Panel 1: Mark Knopfler's Birthday. Knopfler is standing with his wife Kitty. He's wearing a headband.
/ Knopfler's wife Kitty: "Happy 58th, honey!" / Panel 2: Conversation continues.
/ Knopfler's wife Kitty: "So what do you want to do today?"
/ Knopfler: "Oh, nothing special. Just the usual." / Panel... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/12/nothing-special/ |
| I'll Be Ready | Panel 1: Matt and Chris are standing talking.
/ Matt: "I was running for a bus last night, and I automatically started singing the Baywatch song." / Panel 2: Conversation continues.
/ Chris: "Yeah. I do the same when I'm pulling someone from the water. Or from a cave." / Panel 3: Conversation continues.
/ Matt:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/13/ill-be-ready/ |
| Miss You | Panel 1: I miss you a lot when you're gone.
/ Matt is standing alone, with his head down. / Panel 2: But the weird thing is...
/ Matt is still standing alone. / Panel 3: I even miss you when you're here.
/ Matt and Lauren and standing together, holding hands. A loveheart is shown above their heads. / Tooltip:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/14/miss-you/ |
| Darth Walken | Panel 1: Matt and Steve Ivy are standing talking.
/ House: "Can you imagine how scary Christopher Walken would be as Darth Vader?" / Panel 2: Christopher Walken as Darth Vader.
/ Walken: "We can rule the galaxy together, Luke. Or I can cut your hand off. Your choice." / Panel 3: Matt and Steve's conversation... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/15/darth-walken |
| Terms of Endearment | Panel 1: Things I'm not allowed to call my fiancee, #27 / Panel 2: Matt and Lauren are standing talking. Lauren has just arrived home.
/ Lauren: "Hi honey!"
/ Matt: "Hey there, sex-face!" / Panel 3: Matt is now alone. A door has been slammed off-panel.
/ Matt sighs. / Tooltip: Why do I have to learn... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/16/terms-of-endearment/ |
| Anti-Theft | Panel 1: The new iMac. We see the new flat-screen iMac from Apple. / Panel 2: With revolutionary anti-theft technology. We begin to focus in on the black Apple logo on the front of the iMac. / Panel 3: The Autobot insignia (from Transformers) appears in the middle of the Apple logo, with glowing blue... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/17/anti-theft/ |
| Mr. Popularity | Panel 1: Matt is standing, addressing the reader.
/ Matt: "There was this really obnoxious guy at the pub last night." / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "He was making a big deal about knowing all these vaguely famous people." / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "Like that somehow made him cooler!" / Panel 4:
/ Matt: "I just... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/18/mr-popularity/ |
| Plan of Action | Panel 1: Matt and Neil are standing talking.
/ Neil: "If you were bitten by a zombie and knew you'd soon become one, what would you plan of action be?"
/ Matt: "Hmm.." / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "Get as far away from my loved ones as possible while I was still in control." / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "I guess I'd try to... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/19/plan-of-action/ |
| Classic FM | Panel 1: Lauren and Matt are standing talking.
/ Lauren: "I was listening to Classic FM, and they played the Alton Towers theme."
/ Matt: "Argh!" / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "It's not the Alton Towers theme! It's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', by Grieg!" / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "It's from Peer Gynt!"
/ Lauren:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/20/classic-fm/ |
| Awesomeageddon | Panel 1: Steve Ivy and Matt are standing talking.
/ Steve: "You ever wish you had a time machine?"
/ Matt: "Oh hell yeah." / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "I could meet cool people from the past!"
/ Steve: "Like Bruce Lee!" / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "Exactly. But that could never happen."
/ Steve: "Why not?" / Panel... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/21/awesomeageddon/ |
| Unfeasible | Panel 1: People misunderstand me sometimes.
/ Matt is standing with his palms facing upwards. / Panel 2: If I'm trying to be funny, they see it as unkind.
/ Matt is talking to Lauren, and she seems angry. / Panel 3: Or I'll use the wrong words, and end up saying the opposite of what I mean.
/ Matt is... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/22/unfeasible/ |
| Superhero Secrets | Panel 1: The Human Torch (Johnny Storm) has a season pass to all KISS concerts.
/ The Human Torch is aflame, hovering above a crowd at a rock concerts, many of whom have lighters lit and raised in the air. / Panel 2: Batman sometimes wears the suit to bed because it "feels nice".
/ Batman is lying in... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/23/superhero-secrets/ |
| Heartfelt | This comic is a greetings card for geeks. / Front cover: I love you more than I love Captain Picard
/ The cover shows a picture of Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) / Back cover: Sheercore Cards - Heartfelt Sentiments for Geeks (sheercore.com) / Inside: Set course... for romance? / Tooltip:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/24/heartfelt/ |
| Inappropriate | I can't help saying inappropriate things when talking to women. / Panel 1: She was dressed up as a golfer.
/ Matt: "You're the 19th hole!" / Panel 2: Reminding her to take her contraceptive pill.
/ Matt: "Taken the baby torpedo yet?" / Panel 3: Her boyfriend had slept with 2 of his female friends.
/ Matt:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/25/inappropriate/ |
| One-Punch | Techniques for dealing with angry drunks / Method 1: Diplomacy. Matt and a drunk are standing facing each other.
/ Matt: "Can't we all just get along?" / Method 2: Confusion.
/ Matt: "I just loved your new album!" / Method 3: One-punch.
/ Matt punches the drunk out. / Tooltip: Problem: sol... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/27/one-punch/ |
| Quantum Mythology | Panel 1: Matt and Steve are standing talking.
/ Steve: "So what if Thor's hammer was really an alien artifact containing a quantum singularity in the head, which, when blah, blah-blah blah..."
/ Matt looks stunned. / Panel 2: Matt flies up from the ground, wielding Thor's hammer Mjolnir and wearing a... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/28/quantum-mythology/ |
| T-Shirts | T-shirts for picking up women / Panel 1: Terrible
/ T-shirt says "Vaginas Are Awesome" / Panel 2: Bad
/ T-shirt says "Join Me In My Ready Room" / Panel 3: OK
/ T-shirt says "Chuck Norris for President" / Panel 4: Excellent
/ T-shirt says "Feedback: 100% Positive" / Tooltip: Super Excellent: 'Now with... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/29/t-shirts/ |
| Topical | Panel 1: Fun things to do, #46: Changing the topic while alarmingly claiming not to. / Panel 2: Louise and Matt are talking.
/ Louise: "... so she actually ended up having plastic surgery!" / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "Interesting. And on that very topic, I'm kind of hungry right now." / Tooltip:... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/30/topical/ |
| Twice as Piratey | Panel 1: Steve and Matt are standing talking.
/ Steve: "If you pirate the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' soundtrack, is that twice as piratey?"
/ Matt: "I'd say so." / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "Might even be approaching PIRATE_MAX."
/ Steve: "I doubt there's such a thing." / Panel 3: Steve is sitting at his... http://sheercore.com/2007/08/31/twice-as-piratey/ |
| Arise | How to behave at a funeral. / Panel 1: GOOD
/ Matt: "I'm so sorry for your loss." / Panel 2: BAD. Matt is standing beside a coffin, with a grieving family-member behind him. He looks around.
/ Matt: "Did you hear something?" / Panel 3: REALLY, REALLY BAD. Matt is standing in front of the coffin with... http://sheercore.com/2007/09/01/arise/ |
| Unsportsmanlike | I get a little crazy when I play Wii Sports.
/ Panel 1: Matt is standing playing Wii Sports.
/ Matt: "You like that? You like it in the face?!" / Panel 2:
/ Matt: "It's the Grand National of cock-jockeys!" / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "I will put that racket in your fucking eye!" / Panel... http://sheercore.com/2007/09/03/unsportsmanlike/ |
| Drama |
/ / Panel 1: Ways to add Drama to mundane situations, #6. / Panel 2: Make an innocuous suggestion... / Matt: "Maybe we should go climbing this weekend." / / Panel 3: ... with an ominous ending. / Matt: "While we still can." / Tooltip: Uh... yeah. I think I'm busy this... |
| Trimmer | Panel 1: Matt and Steve (Stephen Strowes) are standing talking.
/ Matt: "Nice beard."
/ Steve: "Thanks." / Panel 2:
/ Steve: "You use a trimmer to keep yours neat?"
/ Matt: "Kind of." / Panel 3:
/ Matt draws his sword. / Tooltip: It makes precise trimming difficult, but it means I always get the bathroom... http://sheercore.com/2007/09/05/trimmer/ |
| Unsettling | Panel 1: How to be really unsettling, lesson 9: Relationship Talks. / Panel 2: Use "serious talk" language inappropriately.
/ Matt: "Honey, we're at a certain stage in our relationship now..." / Panel 3:
/ Matt: "I'm comfortable with you. I can't imagine ever being with anyone else." / Panel 4:
/ Matt:... http://sheercore.com/2007/09/06/unsettling/ |
| Spoonerisms | Panel 1: Life lesson #14: Spoonerisms can make life awkward on first dates / Panel 2: Especially at the cinema
/ (Poster: Space Wars VIII)
/ Girl: "What should we see?" / Panel 3:
/ (Poster: Death Hard 5.0)
/ Guy: "Dunno... fancy some cop porn"? / Tooltip: It turns out that her mother was a cop, which... http://sheercore.com/2007/09/07/spoonerisms/ |