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| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-12 | Krazy: ? / Krazy: Who's going there? / Krazy: Friend or foe?
/ Voice: Friend!! / Krazy: Darling!!! http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=31 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-13 | Dog: I'm just crazy to sell you this car, sir.
/ Krazy: And I'm Krazy to buy it. / Dog: Just think, only 9000 dollars.
/ Krazy: Only -- Just think, only -- oy. / Dog: After such an argument, Mr. Kat, how many reasons can you offer for not buying this car?
/ Krazy: Just an even 9000. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=32 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-14 | Ignatz: If you had two wishes, Krazy, what would you wish for?
/ Krazy: Ah -- let me think. / Ignatz: Money?
/ Krazy: No. / Ignatz: Well, what?
/ Krazy: I'd wish I could have three wishes instead of two. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=33 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-16 | Ignatz: That's Mr. Lark, Krazy
/ Krazy: So's him, heh? / Ignatz: Yes.
/ Krazy: What's his first name? / Ignatz: His name is hark.,
/ Krazy: Oh, Him. Ain't he got a brother? / Ignatz: No, he's alone.
/ Krazy: Then what's all this I read about hark, hark the larks, heh? http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=34 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-17 | Krazy: There's a fresh young 'snippersnapper', Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: Is he? / Krazy: Yes, he is.
/ Ignatz: How so? / Krazy: Well, you know Mr. Thomas Hawk?
/ Ignatz: Yes. / Krazy: Well, would you believe that rascal referred to him as Tommy Hawk? http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=35 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-18 | Krazy: My love for you is wonderful, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: Poo poo. / Krazy: Oh, but it is.
/ Ignatz: Huh, would you die for me? / Krazy: No, I wouldn't.
/ Ignatz: Why? / Krazy: You can't insure love, you know, Darling. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=36 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-19 | Ignatz: The late Mr. Poodil, did you say?
/ Krazy: The Late Mr. Poodil is what I said, Ignatz. / Ignatz: Gee, I didn't know he had died.
/ Krazy: He hasn't. / Ignatz: Well then, he died didn't he?
/ Krazy: No. / Krazy: Just late, that's all, he's lazy. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=37 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-20 | Krazy: I know them gents, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: You do? / Krazy: Yes, they're a couple of 'directors'.
/ Ignatz: Ah-h-h, funeral tossers heh? / Krazy: Well, one of them is.
/ Ignatz: And what manner of director is the other? / Krazy: He's a movie director but he handles about as many death scenes as the... http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=38 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-21 | Ignatz: What's that?
/ Krazy: I was just saying, that my friend twits. / Ignatz: Ah, he twits, in other words he likes to tease, huh?
/ Krazy: No, he don't. / Ignatz: Didn't you say your friend twits?
/ Krazy: I did. / Krazy: But because my friend 'Mr. Kanary Bird' twits, it no sign that he teases, ... http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=39 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-23 | Ignatz: Run to my house and get my suspenders. Hurry!!! I can't hold 'em up much longer.
/ Krazy: Aye aye, sir. / Krazy: Too late!!! http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=40 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-24 | Ignatz: You'll what?
/ Krazy: I said, when I die-- / Krazy: I'll haunt you. / Krazy: And remember!! / Krazy: I've got nine ghosts. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=41 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-25 | Ignatz: My what a great chance you have to be a patriot.
/ Krazy: How come, Ignatz, how come? / Ignatz: Just think of giving nine lives to your country. How glorious. / Krazy: I wonder would my country be satisfied with eight of them? / Krazy: So's I could get the enefit of my patriotism out of the... http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=42 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-26 | Ignatz: Oh, I say, Krazy!!
/ Krazy: ? / Ignatz: Have you always be a kay-kay?
/ Krazy: What do you mean 'K.K'? / Ignatz: A Krazy Kat.
/ Krazy: I should say not. / Ignatz: Is it possible you've been something else?
/ Krazy: Once I was a Krazy Kittens, Ignatz. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=43 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-27 | Ignatz: My poor old Uncle Ratt is no more.
/ Krazy: How came he to his end, Ignatz? / Ignatz: Cheese
/ Krazy: Ah, cheese huh? / Ignatz: Yes, cheese was his undoing.
/ Krazy: He ate too much of it? / Krazy: No, there was a trap attached to it. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=44 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-28 | Krazy: Extra, extra! / Krazy: Eighteen lives lost.
/ Ignatz: Gosh, who were they? / Krazy: Two kill kitty cats.
/ Ignatz: Yap. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=45 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-09-30 | Krazy: A pot shot, Ignatz!! http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=46 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-01 | Krazy: Aha. Mrs. Tabby kat is getting some goods delivered. / Krazy: Good, his brick knows no brother. I am alone in his eye of love. / Ignatz: Speaking of deliveries. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=47 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-02 | Ignatz: Yes, Krazy, I would say that the Cohens, like the Smiths, are of one family.
/ Krazy: You would say that, heh, Ignatz? / Krazy: A Cohen you say, Mr. Sky Terra?
/ Mr. Sky Terra: Yes, Krazy, a cone, a pine cone. / Old Dog: Can't you see it's a cone, a ice cream cone. / Krazy: Oh. / Krazy: Well,... http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=48 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-03 | Ignatz: For goodness sake, Krazy, don't call a 'kettle' a 'kittle'.
/ Krazy: What must I call a 'kittle', Ignatz? / Ignatz: Call it a 'kettle'
/ Krazy: A kettle? / Krazy: All right, I'll call a 'kittle' a 'kettle'. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=49 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-04 | Ignatz: I have often thought, Krazy, what a misfortune it is to a needle to have an eye, and yet not be able to see.
/ Krazy: Yet, the misfortune could be doubles. / Ignatz: How so?
/ Krazy: The needle could have two eyes, Ignatz. / Krazy: Then think how cruel it would be to be a cross-eyed needle. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=50 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-05 | Krazy: I know a camel what went seven days without water, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: Shuck, any camel can do that, fool. / Krazy: And now he don't drink at all no more.
/ Ignatz: Now you're trifling with the truth, Krazy. / Krazy: Dead camels don't drink, Ignatz. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=51 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-07 | Krazy: Hello, is this you, Ignatz?
/ Ignatz: It is. / Krazy: It don't sound like you.
/ Ignatz: But it is. / Krazy: I got my doubt. / Krazy: Golly, so it is.
/ Ignatz: Hello hello hello. / Krazy: Well, as I was saying, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: Yes? http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=52 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-08 | Krazy: Ahh. A l'il buttercup. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=53 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-09 | Krazy: I feel so ashamed, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: Ashamed of what? / Krazy: I'm so nude and undressed.
/ Ignatz: ? / Krazy: I forgot to put on my collar.
/ Ignatz: Kelly!!! The brick please. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=54 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-10 | Krazy: Look, Ignatz, a violet.
/ Ignatz: Yes, Krazy, the gentlest of flowers / Ignatz: The most modest, the most humble of its kind. / Krazy: And yet they call it a wildflower.
/ Ignatz: Now I'm wild. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=55 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-11 | Krazy: Ah, Ignatz is nigh. / Krazy: Ahh / Krazy: Ahhh / Krazy: Ahhh, l'il sharp shooter. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=56 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-12 | Krazy: A kat can look for a king, can't he Ignatz?
/ Ignatz: You mean at a king, fool. / Krazy: For a king, Ignatz.
/ Ignatz: At a king, I say. / Krazy: Gosh, don't I know what I needed to make a royal flush. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=57 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-14 | Krazy: If you had a dollar, and I had a dollar--
/ Ignatz: Yes? / Ignatz: We'd have two dollars, wouldn't we?
/ Ignatz: No. / Krazy: Zero!!!
/ Ignatz: I'd have two dollars. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=58 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-15 | Krazy: As, Will Rogers, the Oklahoma (?) would say: 'That fella wouldn't give a fish a drink if he owned Lake Erie. / Ignatz: Is that so? Why? / Krazy: Fishes don't drink. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=59 |
| Krazy Kat - 1918-10-16 | Ignatz: See yon old maid, Krazy, how chaste she looks?
/ Krazy: Chased? / Krazy: You mean, unchased, don't you? / Ignatz: Chaste, I said.
/ Krazy: Have it your own way, Ignatz. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display.php?id=60 |
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