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| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, January 1, 2007 | CAPTION: HAPPY NEW YEAR from Ugly Hill / [[It's the stroke of midnight and balloons and confetti drop from the ceiling. SAMANTHA MUDRICK is talking to TOM WIPP, who is looking up at SNUG, who is dangling from the ceiling and looks about to puke, to PETER'S horror. HASTINGS is yelling and waving a coaster.... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070101.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, January 2, 2007 | SNUG: Oh man, look what these two losers are fighting for! I've wanted that DVD for MONTHS!
/ [[A poster for the "Gel Cat" DVD is on the wall.]]
/ PETER: Yeah, but... / [[ELI is cowering before the red-eyed, grimacing HASTINGS.]]
/ PETER: ...look at the LOSERS.
/ SNUG: Eli and Hastings?! But Eli doesn't... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070102.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, January 3, 2007 | SNUG: Hastings is taking out 25 years of siblign fury on Eli's skull! He'll KILL HIM! / [[A battered ELI is backing away in terror from HASTINGS.]]
/ PETER: What do you care? I thought you were mad at him.
/ SNUG: Now that I know he cares enough to fight his own brother to the death for me, I don't... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070103.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, January 4, 2007 | YELLOW STORE GUY: Looks like this is it, folks! This fight is fin--BUT WHAT's THIS?! / [[SNUG, wearing a Mexican wrestler's mask, confronts HASTINGS, who is now completely red. We see ELI's hindquarters sticking up out of a box in the background.]]
/ YELLOW STORE GUY (offpanel): A MYSTERIOUS MASKED... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070104.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, January 5, 2007 | [[HASTINGS approaches PETER with the broken DVD.]]
/ HASTINGS (quivery voice): Here, I uh...I won this for you. For the Secret Santa. HERE.
/ PETER: But it's all broken. And now it's not a secret anymore. / HASTINGS: Oh. Right. I think I may have bitten it in half in a blind and deaf berserker... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070105.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, January 8, 2007 | {{The "best of" Ugly Hill with Commentary}} / ELI: Hey, how do I look?
/ SNUG: Like a sadomasochistic blueberry. I think you cut yourself shaving. / ELI: CRAP! I'm so nervous about tonight my hand is shaking like a leaf.
/ SNUG: Relax, man. It's just a date. / ELI: Snug, the first and LAST time I went... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070108.html |
| Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth | (The "Best of" Ugly Hill, with commentary)
/ Reprints the strip of 10/24/2006. / LADWIG: I don't know, Elliott. Are you POSITIVE you need an assistant? I just requested you a new chair.
/ ELLIOTT: I'm bringing in contract workers left and right to pick up the slack! / LADWIG: Well, let's meet halfway.... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070109.html |
| Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth | (The "Best of" Ugly Hill, with commentary)
/ Reprints strip of 10/26/2006. / ORANGE GUY: You'd better be careful. If Hastings finds out, you're DEAD.
/ PETER: He won't find out. I'm doing this for my friend. / ORANGE GUY: Yeah, but you're basically working as a talent scout for his worst enemy. Just... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070110.html |
| Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth | (The "Best of" Ugly Hill, with commentary)
/ Reprints strip from 11/27/2006. / [[Exterior, Saint Doug's Hospital.]]
/ MOTHER KILGORE: Where's your brother? He said he'd get me some iced tea.
/ ELI: He's having a shoving match with a candy striper. / [[MOTHER lies in a hospital bed.]]
/ MOTHER: His own... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070111.html |
| Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth | CAPTION: THE MAKING OF UGLY HILL...
/ [[Photo collage of shots of Paul Southworth's studio and original Ugly Hill artwork in various stages of creation.]]
/ CAPTION: Click this comic or the Flickr link to the lower left to see a Photo Set detailing The Making of Ugly Hill... / {{Clicking the strip no... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070112.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, January 15, 2007 | [[Shot of the Blight Point, CA branch of Poisonwood]]
/ Y-yes, sir, I know. What do you mean you talked to Ladwig? I told you, I've got the staff completely under control! / [[View of the Blight Point branch manager, speaking on the phone]]
/ What? I'm.. I'm sorry sir, I was distracted. Johnson is taking... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070115.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, January 16, 2007 | HASTINGS: You wanted to see me?
/ LADWIG: Oh, yes Hastings, sit down. / [[LADWIG speaks, but we don't hear him.]]
/ HASTINGS (thinking): This is it! All my hard work has paid off! He's giving me a PROMOTION! I detect an admiration in his eyes that only comes from addressing a fellow CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY! / HASTINGS... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070116.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, January 17, 2007 | Peter: Hey! Is it true about your promotion?
/ Hastings: Did you not notice the crown? / Hastings: I purchased it at the party supply store in case my success went unnoticed, but evidently my new underlings are as excited as I am. / Unseen Co-Worker: Of course! When the most hated guy in the office... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070117.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, January 18, 2007 | Eli: You're transferring me to California?
/ Mr. Ladwig: We talked about this. I knew you weren't listening / Mr. Ladwig: The Blight Point manager has let his staff run rampant, and the company needs a hard-nosed disciplinarian to whip them into shape. / Mr. Ladwig: And despite your tendency toward... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070118.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, January 19, 2007 | Mr. Ladwig: Having second thoughts?
/ Hastings: Technically, these are my first thoughts on the subject, but i am conflicted. / Mr. Ladwig: Moving across the country is a big commitment, but I assumed you'd jump at the opportunity to manage your own branch. / Hastings: My only concern is leaving my... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070119.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, January 22, 2007 | Eli: I found this receipt in the printer tray. Are you planning a trip or something?
/ Hastings: No! Give it! Mine! / Eli: Geez! Sorry! Didn't mean to see your top secret bus ticket, jerk.
/ Hastings: I'll tell you, but you must promise not to tell mother. / Hastings: I've accepted a promotion at work... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070122.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, January 23, 2007 | Eli: Oh, I see! So you're concerned about ditching mom, but not me? / Hastings: You are a grown man Eli.
/ Eli: Am not! I've become accustomed to a certian lifestyle! you can't just cut me off! / Hastings: Maybe that's just what you need.
/ Eli: But...I've never...I don't even know how to... / Hastings:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070123.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, January 24, 2007 | Eli: So your mind is made up, just like that? We've lived in Ugly Hill all our lives.
/ Hastings: A more compelling reason to leave I cannot fathom. / Eli: You commute to Maulington every day. Isn't that good enough for you?
/ Hastings: This was not a decision I made lightly, Eli, but I have made it,... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070124.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, January 25, 2007 | Eli: Hastings is leaving. I'm going to be on my own.
/ Snug: Are you kidding? This is the best thing taht ever happened to you! / Eli: I don't follow.
/ Snug: Havent you been under your brother's claw since you were born? Don't you feel liberated. / Eli: I guess. / Eli: Will you show me how to be a... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070125.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, January 26, 2007 | Hastings: The owner of the company is coming to have lunch with me?!
/ Mr. Ladwig: Just to clarify; you are taking the job, right? / Hastings: Oh yes, Sir! You have reminded me that work is infinitely more important than family. It's not even close! Consider me California Bound.
/ Mr. Ladwig: Great! By... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070126.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, January 29, 2007 | LADWIG: Hastings! Mr. Gooseberry has arrived for our lunch. Are you ready? / [[HASTINGS peers over his cubicle wall.]]
/ HASTINGS: YES! Yes I am, just...just one second! / HASTINGS (on the phone, clearly anxious): Yes mother, I'm moving to California, but I can't talk now...No, I'm NOT abandoning... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070129.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | [[A helicopter sits on a rooftop.]]
/ NED GOOSEBERRY (from the chopper): Hello? With whom am I speaking?
/ HASTINGS (on the phone): H-hello, Mr. Gooseberry, this is Hastings Kilgore. / [[Back to HASTINGS in his cube, talking on the phone.]]
/ GOOSEBERRY: Ah, the hard-nosed MR. KINSEY! I trust you'll... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070130.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, January 31, 2007 | [[Helicopter on rooftop, in silhouette.]]
/ GOOSEBERRY: Mr. Keller, I sense you are at a very crucial fork in your career path. Let me explain... / [[Back to HASTINGS, on the phone.]]
/ GOOSEBERRY: Here you have your suicidal mother on the phone, and all you have to do to keep her alive is sacrifice... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070131.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, February 1, 2007 | MOTHER KILGORE (on the phone): Young man, if you move to California, I will DISOWN YOU!
/ HASTINGS (delighted): So does that mean you AREN'T going to kill yourself? / [[Cut to MOTHER, who clearly isn't on a ledge.]]
/ MOTHER: I'll disown you FIRST! I've got my lawyer on speed-dial! NOBODY LIKES A WISE... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070201.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, February 2, 2007 | HASTINGS: I'm glad I decided to stay, Mother, even though you tricked me. I belong in Ugly Hill.
/ MOTHER: Get some sleep. See you tomorrow for a cigarette run? / HASTINGS: Yes, Mother.
/ See you tomorrow. / [[Silent panel of HASTINGS walking down the street...]] / [[...to a waiting bus...]] / [[whose... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070202.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, February 5, 2007 | [[Eli dreaming]] / Eli's Embryo: Hey! I'm all alone! Where is everyone? / Traffic Light Monster: Your brother moved to California without you, remember? / Giant Ear: But the rent is due, and I don't have a job! What am I supposed to do? / Eli: Snrk... wha? Oh. It was a dream. Hastings really did... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070205.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, February 6, 2007 | < http://uglyhill.com/d/20070206.html |
| Hey, it's a Job. Get licking. | Eli: Hastings didn't take anything with him when he left, so now I gotta pack up all his junk, too. / Snug: I say toss it all in the garbage, man! That guy left you high and dry with no job and no place to live! / Eli: Oh, hey! i did get a job! It's commission-based, though, so I wanted to ask if you... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070207.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, February 8, 2007 | Snug: Hey, I think I found you an apartment.
/ Eli: Nah, I already looked. All the ones in town are too expensive. / Snug: Yeah but this one's in Cornea Falls and it's only $250 a month. Bad neighborhood, though.
/ Eli: Who cares? With that rent and my new job, I'll have just enough to get by! / Eli:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070208.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, February 9, 2007 | [[ELI and a YELLOW GUY stand in a squalid apartment.]]
/ ELI: EEE! I'll take it!
/ YELLOW GUY: What? REALLY? You don't even know about the bats. / ELI: I'll take it!
/ YELLOW GUY: Hold it. It's just this 12 x 12 room, you know. With a shared bathroom for the entire floor. / ELI: I'LL TAKE IT!
/ YELLOW... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070209.html |
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