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| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, September 7, 2007 | Eli: This music makes me want to scoop out my brain with a broken light bulb.
/ Snug: How do you go from metal to that? / Eli: Bands do this all the time. If this were the 70s, they would done a disco album.
/ Snug: But where is the integrity? Where's the soul? It's electronic and repetitive and sterile... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070907.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, September 10, 2007 | Eli Kilgore: I haven't talked to Snug in over a week. I hope he's okay.
/ Peter Wipp: Oh yeah! I got this invitation in the mail today. It's unsigned, but it looks like his handwriting / Eli: "Klub Kandypants"? What the..? Oh look, I got one, too.
/ Peter: Why would Snug throw a party at a rave club? / Eli:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070910.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, September 11, 2007 | [[Peter and Eli are standing in a rave club, with multi-colored lights and other monsters dancing in the background]]
/ Eli: Keep a lookout for Snug. He should stand out like a sore thumb in this crowd.
/ Peter: Aren't I way too young to be in this club? / Eli: Yeah, but you're with us. Hastings and I... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070911.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, September 12, 2007 | [[Hastings has in tow a hand cuffed, doped up, cross eyed purple people eater that is wearing a limp wizard's cap and tightey whiteys. In Hastings' other hand is a sandwich bag filled with green stuff. Green searchlights highlight a star covered background.]] Hastings: I'm off to the Police Station to... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070912.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, September 13, 2007 | Snug: Hastings! Glad you could make it! Did Eli and Peter come too?
/ Hastings: Hw did you know my name, you day-glo man-child? / Hattings: Snug!? You look like you fell into the toilet at a support group for crayon-eaters!
/ Snug: This is who I AM now, man. Welcome to my coming-out party! / Snug: Wait...... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070913.html |
| Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, September 14, 2007 | Eli: Snug? Oh, thank God! I just came out to take a leak and... hey, why are you dressed like that? / Snug: Your "heavy metal" music is so weak, Eli. If you only knew the power of techno.
/ Eli: Ha! Right! Wait, you're not... / Eli: Oh my God, no! No, it can't be! It's impossible!
/ Snug: Search your... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070914.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, September 17, 2007 | [[A new inmate walks past cells in a jail]]
/ Inmate 1: HEY, FISH!
/ Inmate 2: FISH! FISH!
/ Inmate 3: NEW FISH!
/ Inmate 4: FRESH FISH! / [[Kilgore sitting on the cell's bunk as the Jailer walks in]]
/ Jailer: LOOK ALIVE, KILGORE.
/ Karl Kilgore as Narrator: FIRST NIGHT WITH A NEW CELL MATE'S THE TOUGHEST. / Karl... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070917.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, September 18, 2007 | Eli: I don't get it, Peter. Was it something I did? I tried to be a good friend, Lordy how I tried!
/ Peter: I think you might be over reacting. So Snug likes techno music now, big deal? / Peter: People's music tastes change as they grow older. It's a fact of life.
/ Eli: You don't go from metal head... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070918.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, September 19, 2007 | Hastings: Everything I own is moist and salty from my brother's tears! I order you to go back to normal!
/ Snug: But this is who I am now. / Hastings: Watch and learn. This is your "techno" music, correct? Do you see? I am enjoying it very much without dressing or acting like a clown.
/ Snug: Really?... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070919.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, September 20, 2007 | Hastings: Fleh. / Eli: Hastings, Snug just called and said he's back to normal! What did you say to him?! / Hastings: I simply showed him that one can enjoy popular music without immersing yourself in its idiotic culture. / Eli: Well that's gr-- Wait....YOU enjoyed popular music? / Hastings: As much... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070920.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, September 21, 2007 | Eli: Good to have you back, buddy.
/ Snug: Good to be back. / Snug: I hope we catch "Thum8 St3w 2.0" at their signing to apologize for how I reacted to their new creative direction. / Snug: Oh @#%* you guys. Seriously. @#%* you.
/ Blue Thumb Stew band member: Yee-haw! http://uglyhill.com/d/20070921.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, September 24, 2007 | Elliot Krauthammer: Nice tie. Going straight from work to another date, huh studly?
/ Hastings: If you must know, yes. It is our third date in as many weeks. I think this may be "The Night." / Elliot Krauthammer: You mean the night you say something so phenomenally racist, sexist, or rude and provoke... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070924.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, September 25, 2007 | Hastings: Stop laughing! I havent seen you hitting all sixes with the sexy birds down at the juice joint lately either! / Eli: Okay. What's the 1920s slang for "stabbed in the arm"?
/ Hastings: Sorry. I just haven't dated dmuch since my last marriage ended. / Eli: Hastings, after seven divorces and... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070925.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, September 26, 2007 | Hastings: After seven failed marriages, maybe I should just give up. Maybe it is me.
/ Peter: Maybe? / Peter: Any sane person would have learned their lesson after three.
/ Hastings: If you're so smart, why are your parents divorced? / Peter: They split up when I was 6 months old.
/ Hastings: So you know... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070926.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, September 27, 2007 | Hastings: How many times do you fall off the horse before you just decide to shoot it and stay home?
/ Peter: What are you saying? Are you giving up? / Hastings: I think my experience with women has brought a lifetime of pain, but only fleeting joy.
/ Peter: The only time I've seen you happy is at work. / Peter:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070927.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, September 28, 2007 | Hastings: I was foolish to ever think that any woman could make me as happy as my work does. That California air must have scrambled my brain! / Hastings: I'm married to my job. It makes me happy. I know this now, and nothing will ever change it. I am at peace. / Samantha: Hastings, I'm putting you... http://uglyhill.com/d/20070928.html |
| Ugly Hill- A Daily Comic Strip by Paul Southworth | Guest strip by Rene Engstrom of "Anders Loves Maria" / [[The sun rises over the Ugly Hill Dump.]] / [[SKULL THE TROLL from "PVP" passes.]] / [[GABE and TYCHO from "Penny Arcade" pass. One holds a box marked "Grand Theft Trike."]] / [[Various characters from "Achewood" crest a hill.]] / [[James... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071001.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Tauhid Bondia}}
/ HASTINGS: This is wholly unacceptable!
/ If my stapler is not returned to my desk immediately I will be reporting tomorrow, bright and early, to a smoking crater in the earth! / HASTINGS: And now in an uncharacteristic act of faith I will close my eyes and allow the... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071002.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Chris Jones}}
/ TITLE: "Snugworth's New Girlfriend"
/ [[SNUG is watching a GREEN WOMAN twirl her hair.]]
/ SNUG: Groan...
/ < http://uglyhill.com/d/20071003.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, October 4, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Donny Fox}}
/ [[PETER holds a guitar and wears an open, purple shirt--is that chest hair?]]
/ PETER: This is the greatest and best comic in the world... / PETER: Guest strip. / [[PETER and GRANT are smoking hand-rolled cigarettes.]]
/ PETER/CAPTION: Long time ago I was with my buddy... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071004.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, October 5, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Ray Merkler}} / BLUE GUY (offpanel): Patrick! Long time no see!
/ PETER: Er, "Peter." Can I help you? / PETER: Oh, you're the guy who sat next to me in the cafeteria on my first day. Uninvited, if I remember.
/ BLUE GUY: Hello! Bet you're having fun since Hastings left, eh? / PETER:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071005.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, October 8, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Luke Toomey}}
/ [[HASTINGS stands in a spotlight.]]
/ HASTINGS: My name's MC Killgore, I'm here to kill y'all
/ Wit my clerical skills and my razor foreclaw!
/ I'm the dean and abbot of tha filin' cabinet
/ Fill yo forms in triplicate of you'll I'll fold ya up into it!
/ WORD TO THA TYPIN... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071008.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, October 9, 2007 | {{Guest strip by Gabe Strine.}}
/ [[HASTINGS and ELI.]]
/ HASTINGS: Did you ever have one of those days where you felt like decorating your cubicle in the festive colors of your coworkers' entrails? / HASTINGS (red-eyed): Wait, why am I asking an unemployed couch carcass? It's like talking to a wall,... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071009.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, October 15, 2007 | Hastings: We're spying on who now?
/ Elliott: Not spying; "Researching". / Elliott: They're called Venin Industries" and they'reoutselling us 3 to 1.
/ Hastings: Why did they pick us? I hae real work to do. / Elliott: Well the company is based in Port Winsome, and I am originally from there...
/ Hastings:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071015.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, October 16, 2007 | Elliott: I can't find anything but public information on this company!
/ Hastings: I, too, have hit a dead end. / Elliott: We're not going to find any dirt on this company unless we get our hands dirty.
/ Hastings: Oh? / Elliott: I know! We could go to Venin Industries, pose as employees, and get the... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071016.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 | Elliott: You'll never pass for a Port Winsome native dressed like that.
/ Hastings: Weren't you just dressed in drag a minute ago? / Elliott: Classy drag. People from Port Winsome, people like me, can be described with one simple word: superior to you in every conceivable way. / Hastings: That was several... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071017.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Thursday, October 18, 2007 | Elliott: Stop the car, we're here.
/ Hastings: Where? there is no office bulding here. This looks like an old-timey cobblestone marketplace. / Elliott: Of course. The appearance of all structures in Port Winsome must conform to strict building codes to maintain the historical bueaty of the town.
/ Hastings:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071018.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Friday, October 19, 2007 | Elliott: Look, they're alll eating lunch outside. A perfect opportunity to slip in. Come on.
/ Hastings: Won't it be easier for one of us to get in unnoticed than two? / Elliott: Good point. I'll go inside an you stay out here and eat with the employees, see if you can get some dirt.
/ Hastings: Fine. / Elliott:... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071019.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Monday, October 22, 2007 | Hastings: Hello...felllow co-worker...who I work with. Here I am to eat promptly at 12:30, just like every other day, right?
/ Nora: No. We usually take lunch at 12 but we had a fiire alarm today and it was delayed. / Hastings: Of course! of course I knew that. Pesky false alarms, am I right? Wast of... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071022.html |
| You Are Reading the Ugly Hill Comic from Tuesday, October 23, 2007 | NORA: You're SPYING on us from another company, aren't you?
/ HASTINGS: MAN ALIVE, woman! My cover was IMPENETRABLE! How did you know?! / NORA: Well, they didn't promote Nora Callahan to district manager for being an unobservant ninny. / HASTINGS (thinking): She speaks in the third person in tense... http://uglyhill.com/d/20071023.html |
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