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| Worth a Thousand Words | [[Alphon walks by holding a soda]]
/ Jefferson: Hey Alphon! What's up?
/ Alphon: Hey, yeah. / Pixie: Wait, Who was that?
/ Jefferson: That's Alphon, he's an art student.
/ Pixie: How come I've never seen him before? / Jefferson: I just told you... he's... an... art student. / {{alt text: The thing is,... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=31 |
| I'm not writing a title... | [[Jefferson at his computer, D-Bot behind him]]
/ Jefferson: So Michael Eisner is like; "This is a stupid strike" he says that the writers can't get more money for internet stuff since it's not making enough money. / Jefferson: But that's ridiculous... when you're investing in new technology you're spending... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=32 |
| Bladin' is Back | [[D-Bot putting on some rollerblades as Pixie sits on some stairs behind him]]
/ Pixie: What do you mean you're "bringing rollerblading back?"
/ D-Bot: What part of that don't you understand? / Pixie: I dunno, the "why the fuck would you want to" part mostly... what are you trying to do? Legitimize an... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=33 |
| Marvel vs Total Dorks | Jefferson: So what's so cool about rollerblades? Give me your pitch.
/ D-Bot: Well what's the competition? Skateboards... / D-Bot: With skateboarding you've got this board that's just like this accessory you'll need to carry around and stuff... uhhhg... / D-Bot: ...But with rollerblades they're attached... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=34 |
| Based off the Blog | [[Jefferson looking shocked reading a letter]]
/ Jefferson: Mtv?
/ D-Bot: Yup! / D-Bot: They read my blog "Rollerblades Rising" and want to turn it into a reality series.
/ Jefferson: How would that even work?
/ D-Bot: The tagline is: "Rollerblading; it's about more than the sport! it's about the life you... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=35 |
| Getting A-head | [[D-Bot standing and holding some packed suitcases, talking to Jefferson and Pixie sitting on the couch]]
/ D-Bot: Well I'm off to MTV to see how the progress on my show is.
/ Jefferson: Have fun losing your soul! / Jefferson: You want to become an MTV bigshot? Fine! But prepare to have MTV producers... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=36 |
| It's French I Think | Rich Douchebag: Alright D-Bot! Are you ready to see the progress of the pilot for "Rollerblades Rising: The Series?"
/ D-Bot: Sure thing Mr. Rich Douchebag! / [[Rich Douchebag looks annoyed, D-Bot still smiling and excited]] / Rich Douchebag: It's actually Richard "do-chay-bah"... the "g" is silent.
/ D-Bot:... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=37 |
| Going Deeper | [[Reality show style interview with personal info written below "Aaron - Pro-Blader... Likes: Video Game, Rocking"]]
/ Aaron: ...so I was really mad at Chad... and was like... "You can suck my dick Chad!" / [[footage of Aaron yelling at Chad]]
/ Aaron: Well you know what Chad? You can just suck my dick! / [[back... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=38 |
| Going Deeperer | 39 - Going Deeperer - 2007-11-23
/ [[in kitchen, Sara is yelling at Lianne who is washing dishes]]
/ Sara: Are you sleeping with Aaron or what!?
/ Lianne: Gawd, leave me alone! / [[Reality show style interview with personal info written below "Sara - Pro-Blader... Likes: Boys, Gray Anatomy"]]
/ Sara: Oh-My-Gawd,... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=39 |
| Quick! To Urbandictionary! | [[in the theater]]
/ D-Bot: This is bullshit! This isn't what "rollerblades rising" is suppose to be about!
/ Rich Douchbag: Huh? / D-Bot: This is just sophomoric emotionally-charged bickering! I thought this would have soul! Where's the soul!?
/ Rich Douchbag: Hmm... soul. / Rich Douchbag: Soul......... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=40 |
| Half Kidding | D-Bot: ...so I puled the plug from the show.
/ Jefferson: How would you even have the power to do that? / D-Bot: But I guess I did learn something though. That rollerblading doesn't really have any deep meaning by itself and who we are inside is all that's really important to define ourselves. / Jefferson:... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=41 |
| One Thing Left | Jefferson: So you threw away tons of money out of pride... I'm proud D-Bot!
/ Well at least they'll never take my dignity. / [[zoom in on the television in background, it has text reading "New on Mtv"]] / [[zoom in all the way and revealing on the screen "Mtv's WHINY ASS BLOGGERS" with a stick figure... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=42 |
| Lil' 2 Cents | [[on a game show]]
/ Host: Well you got the song name right, but the artist was "the beatles" and it was produced in 1965.
/ Young Black Kid 1: Aw man. / Young Black Kid 2:How could you get that wrong?
/ Young Black Kid 1:Well I got the name right... / Young Black Kid 2:Yeah it was "help!" maybe if they... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=43 |
| Memory Like A Camel | D-Bot: God damn it! What's wrong with me?
/ [[D-Bot looking panicked and stressed]] / D-Bot: I feel slightly irritable and uncomfortable and a weird stressed out feeling. But I don't fucking know why? What the fuck is wrong? GAAAAHHH!!! / Pixie: It must suck to be a smoker with such a poor memory.
/ Jefferson:... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=44 |
| Missing Lawsuit | Suzen: Evolution is so discriminatory.
/ Jefferson: Okay, I have to hear this. / Suzen: Well what do you see in all evolution charts? It always goes from short to tall, the tall people are naturally the more evolved ones... the better ones. Is that really the message we want to me sending to our children?... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=45 |
| Artists Want A Bigger Slice | Jefferson: You know, what if Internet pirating really is hurting music as much as they say? What if we really are...
/ D-Bot: Don't believe that shit for a second! / D-Bot: I don't know where they get off making accusations like that! It just doesn't make any sense. It's not like I'd be buying their... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=46 |
| Created/Remixed Equal | [[Jefferson and Suzen looking at Jefferson's computer and D-Bot is standing in the back]]
/ Jefferson: You know it's amazing how you can find magazines for basically every genre of music out there, Indie, Emo, Country, Punk, even Christen Rock for Christ's sake!
/ Suzen: I don't see any for Dance/Techno... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=47 |
| Catching Up | [[D-bot starring at a clock all freaked out talking to Jefferson]]
/ D-Bot: Dude, I just took so many uppers that it feels like fucking time has stopped man! / Jefferson: Uh, actually the clock just stopped.
/ D-Bot: What? Oh fuck! / D-Bot: I'm so fucking wired that it's contagious! / {{alt text: If... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=48 |
| Minor Fad | [[D-Bot with a shopping cart holding a jar of "Minor Threat" hot sauce]]
/ D-Bot: "Minor Threat" hot sauce? This could be the start of a new trend! Naming food items after hardcore punk bands, Think about it, "Gorilla Biscuit" crackers... "Brutal Juice" Soda...
/ Pixie: Uh Huh... / D-Bot: And... and uh...... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=49 |
| Smoking Mad | Some guy: Hey! You're not aloud to smoke in here!
/ D-Bot: But my good sir, I'm not just smoking!
/ [[D-bot holds up some contraption.]] / D-Bot: I'm smoking into my new "indoor smoking mask!" All I have to do is smoke into it and not only will I keep all that "second hand smoke" away from everyone else,... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=50 |
| Love Is... | Pixie: The only instinctual function that society encourages us NOT to control.
/ Jefferson: Validation via rejection. / Tin: Being satisfied by the textures on a piece of toast.
/ D-Bot: You mean sex? It's sweet! / Suzen: It's life. It's what makes us all move forward in life. Every achievement, every... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=51 |
| Christmas Special | Pixie: Hey, is that a new piece?
/ Tin: It's my special holiday one; I call it "On Earth." / Pixie: Hm. / Pixie: Ohhh, I get it! Piece "On Earth!"
/ Tin: ...And to all a good night!
/ Pixie: Actually it's... ah... never mind. / {{alt text: So... am I going to have to come up with a christmas joke that... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=52 |
| The Illusion | Jefferson: What's with your black and white photography kick?
/ Suzen: Black and white is the most pure. Color is but an illusion. / Suzen: Color only represents rays that are rejected by whatever surface the light is bouncing off of. Shadows are the only thing real; the absence of light that reveals... http://subcultureshock.com/index.php?p=53 |