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| Cage sweet cage | Alice: {she reads in a manual} Hamsters are very tidy animals and they tend to give to every corner of their cage a specific function. / Hamleto: I'll locate the sleeping area here while I may make a kitchen in that corner and a big bathroom over there! / Hamleto: Man! I hope the surveyor won't make... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/cage-sweet-cage.html |
| Documentary on hamsters | Alice: Yesterday I watched a very interesting animated documentary on hamsters! / Alice: I've found out that they are amusing, nice and resourceful! They live in well-furnished cages and they spend their time having fun with their friends and resolving their owners' problems! / Elisa: It was no documentary,... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/documentary-on-hamsters.html |
| Hamsters and cotton | Alice: {she reads in the manual} Hamsters spend most of their time in their nest. For this reason it should be soft and confortable. / Alice: {she reads in the manual} It is discouraged to use of materials like cotton, cause it's dangerous for the hamster since it may swallow it and suffocate. / Hamleto:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/hamsters-and-cotton.html |
| A healthy diet | Hamleto: Life expectancy of us hamsters is about two years at most! / Hamleto: But If I stick on a healthy diet, free from fats and sugars, I can even reach three! / Hamleto: ...On second thought, why should I do that? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/healthy-diet.html |
| I want a hamster - part one | Alice: Mom, I saw on TV that hamsters do a lot of funny and cool things! Can I keep a hamster? Eh? Can I?
/ Mom: Alice, you're not a baby anymore! You should stop believing in everything you see on television! / Alice: And when did I ever do that?
/ Mom: Last week, when you asked me to buy you some sea... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-want-hamster-part-one.html |
| I want a hamster - part two | Alice: Mom, can I keep a hamster?
/ Mom: We've already discussed that and I've said no! / Alice: But I need it for the vivisection project for my science class!
/ Mom: Oh, in that case it's ok! / Alice: You can get everything with violence, uh? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-want-hamster-part-two.html |
| The importance of being Hamleto | Alice: I have decided to name you Hamleto! It's the name of a very popular cartoon hamster! / Alice: I think it's also the name of another character, but I cannot remember him at all! / Hamleto: That's why it's important to have a good P.R.! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/importance-of-being-hamleto.html |
| Introducing Hamleto | Alice: Hi! I want to buy a hamster!
/ Negoziante: I've got just what you need! Wait here, I'll get it! / Negoziante: There it is!
/ Hamleto: Goodbye, whimpers! I'm moving into a better house! / {Hamleto is in a carton box}
/ Hamleto: ...At least it's sheltered! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/introducing-hamleto.html |
| New cage, new life | Hamleto: It seems just yesterday when I was sharing a bucket full of dirt with my other fellows! / Hamleto: But today I'm lucky enough to live in a pretty apartment and it's all mine! / Hamleto: I have something to say about the neighborhood, though!
/ {Alice has a very ugly annoyed face}
/ Alice: Would... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/new-cage-new-life.html |
| An ordinary hamster | Alice: Finally, I've got a hamster! How nice! / Alice: I wonder what incredible things it will do! / {Hamleto the hamster starts sleeping}
/ Alice: ...Maybe they sold me a defective one! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/ordinary-hamster.html |
| That certain hamster | {Hamleto the hamster in in a carton box} / Elisa: Wow! You bought a hamster!
/ Alice: There were a lot of species at the shop, but the owner told me this is the one he sell the most! / Elisa: How cute! / Elisa: Come on, let's take it out of the box!
/ Alice: Box? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/08/that-certain-hamster.html |
| A day to remember - part one | Alice: Wake up, Hamleto! / {Alice carry a half-asleep Hamleto away from his cage}
/ Alice: Sorry, little pal, but I need to borrow your cage for a little while! / {Hamleto is in a bucket}
/ Hamleto: I hate cleaning day! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/day-to-remember-part-one.html |
| A day to remember - part two | {Hamleto the hamster is in a bucket} / Hamleto: I hate cleaning day! Staying in this bucket reminds me of the pet shop! / Hamleto: I remember when I was a pup and I used to live with my brothers and mom always scolded us! "Behave yourselves", she said, "Or the Oogie Boogie will eat you"! / Hamleto:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/day-to-remember-part-two.html |
| Hamleto meets Orazio | Elisa: I thought to bring Orazio to meet Hamleto!
/ Alice: That's a good idea! / {Elisa puts Orazio in the same cage with Hamleto}
/ Alice: Hey, Hamleto, you have guests!
/ Elisa: I bet they'll become good friends at once! / Hamleto: I don't care who you are and why you're here, just know I hate you!
/ Orazio:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/hamleto-meets-orazio.html |
| Hamsters and insects | Alice: {she reads in the manual} Hamsters are omnivore and their diet is varied. They eat plant-origin foods, like fruits and vegetables, and animal-origin foods, like meat and even insects.
/ Alice: Yuck! / Alice: How the heck can you eat insects? / Hamleto: Well, catching them is the hard part, but... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/hamsters-and-insects.html |
| Hamsters life - part one | {Alice watch her hamster who's sleeping} / {Alice keeps watching her hamster who's sleeping} / Alice: Life must be very tiring for you, mustn't it? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/hamsters-life-part-one.html |
| The hand of fate | Elisa: I've brought Orazio with me again! I hope you don't mind!
/ Alice: On the contrary! Hamleto will be happy to see him! / {Elisa put Orazio in Hamleto's cage}
/ Alice: Say "Hi" to Orazio, Hamleto!
/ Elisa: Behave yourselves while we do our homeworks! / Orazio: If it was up to me I wouldn't come before... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/hand-of-fate.html |
| Handle with care | Alice: {reading on a book} If a hamster is not tamed, it could bite the hand of its owner the first time it is approached. / Alice: {reading on a book} If you don't have experience and want to avoid unpleasant consequences, you can use a pair of gloves or some other protective clothing. / {Alice is... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/handle-with-care.html |
| Houses of all flavors | Elisa: What a pretty cage!
/ Alice: There were plenty of cute things at the pet shop! Like the apple-shaped house, for example! / Alice: I wonder what is like for a hamster to live inside an apple! / Elisa: More or less the same as if you lived inside a huge chocolate cake!
/ Alice: Thanks! Now I will... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/houses-of-all-flavors.html |
| I want a hamster - part three | Elisa: I want to persuade my parents to let me keep a hamster, but I don't know how!
/ Alice: Tell them what I said: that you're mature and responsible, that you will take care of it and they won't even notice its presence! / Elisa: And then they bought you the hamster?
/ Alice: No! They laughed and I... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/i-want-hamster-part-three.html |
| Introducing Orazio | Elisa: Finally, I've managed to persuade my parents to let me keep a hamster! This is Orazio!
/ Alice: What happened to his fur? / Elisa: It's perfectly normal! He's a rex coated hamster!
/ Alice: Ah... / Alice: But...
/ Elisa: NO! I DIDN'T PUT HIM IN THE WASHER! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/introducing-orazio.html |
| It's not nice if it doesn't bite | Elisa: Ehy, what's happening in the other room? / {two hamsters in a cage are fighting}
/ Elisa: Oh my! Hamleto and Orazio are fighting!
/ Alice: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! / {the two hamsters stops fighting and starts smelling the air}
/ Elisa: How the heck did you do that?
/ Alice: It's easy when your breath... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/its-not-nice-if-it-doesnt-bite.html |
| The night of the living hamsters | {Alice is in bed, half-awaken. A song is heard coming from another room}
/ Hamleto: The warden threw a party in the county jail! The prison band was there and they began to wail! / {Alice is now totally awaken and upset}
/ Hamleto: The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing! You should've heard... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/night-of-living-hamsters.html |
| To exit or not to exit | {Alice removes the top of her hamster's cage}
/ Alice: Look, Hamleto! A new wonderful world to explore all for you! Happy? / Hamleto: Wow! Looks like a pretty long hike! / {Hamleto starts sleeping}
/ Hamleto: Maybe another time!
/ Alice: STUPID LAZY RAT! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/09/to-exit-or-not-to-exit.html |
| Crepuscular animals | {Alice and Elisa are watching Hamleto in his cage}
/ Alice: I've always wondered why hamsters sleep all day and wake up only in the evening!
/ Elisa: They are crepuscular! / Alice: ...Wha?!?
/ Elisa: They are active after sunset 'cause temperatures are milder and also because they have less chance to be... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/crepuscular-animals.html |
| Free speech essay | {Alice and Elisa are at school}
/ Teacher: As a homework assignment for tomorrow, I want you to write an essay about a subject of your choice! / {Alice and Elisa are walking their way back home}
/ Alice: I hate free speech essays! I always have trouble finding something to write!
/ Elisa: Why don't you... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/free-speech-essay.html |
| Hamsters and turtles | {Alice is studing}
/ Mom: Alice, I have to come into your room! Where's the hamster? / Alice: I've left him with the turtles!
/ Mom: Ah, good! / {Hamleto is with Alice's turtles}
/ Hamleto: I suppose you expect me to teach you martial arts... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/hamsters-and-turtles.html |
| Hamsters life - part two | {Alice and Elisa are at school}
/ Alice: You know, Elisa, I really don't get hamsters! / Alice: How can they waste most of their time sleeping when life has so many wonders to offer? / Elisa: Do you know we have a test today?
/ Alice: Suddenly life sucks! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/hamsters-life-part-two.html |
| A house for the festivities | {Alice holds a box in her hands}
/ Alice: I've got a surprise for you, Hamleto! / Alice: I thought to buy you a new house for the festivity! How does it seem to you? / {Hamleto is staring at a halloween pumpkin house for hamsters}
/ Hamleto: Disturbingly cute! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/house-for-festivities.html |
| It takes a little butter | {Alice is reading a manual about hamsters' care}
/ Alice: {leggendo} Hamsters are very active pets that love running on the wheel, especially at night. / Alice: {leggendo} If the wheel starts to make an annoying squeaking sound, try to spread some butter on the spindle. / {Alice and Elisa are watching... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/it-takes-little-butter.html |
| On the hair | {Hamleto and Orazio are talking. Orazio is eating a sunflower seed sitting in Hamleto's dish}
/ Hamleto: It must be a problem to carry all that fur with you! / Orazio: Actually, after a while you get used to it! But I still have my problems, though! / Orazio: For example, I can't wash myself properly... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/on-hair.html |
| Say Cheese! - part one | {Alice is lifting up the top of Hamleto's cage while she's holding a photocamera}
/ Alice: Wake up, Hamleto! I've got a sweet surprise for you! / {Hamleto wakes up in a daze, all ruffled up. Alice quickly takes a picture of him}
/ Alice: A-ah! Gotcha! / Hamleto: I'm afraid I know what will be in tomorrow's... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/say-cheese-part-one.html |
| Say Cheese! - part two | {Alice is showing an article on a magazine to Hamleto}
/ Alice: Look, Hamleto! I won the prize for the picture of your dead tired face! / {Alice read the article on the magazine}
/ Alice: Hey, wait a minute! That's not fair! They misspelled my name! / {Hamleto is calling someone at the phone}
/ Hamleto:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/say-cheese-part-two.html |
| Smell a rat | {Alice is reading a manual about hamsters}
/ Alice: Hamsters have an acute sense of smell that they use to distinguish each other by their distinct scents. / {There's a hamster under a sheet and Orazio is pointing}
/ Hamleto: Boo-boo! Guess who I am!
/ Orazio: Clara, the cinnamon female syrian I've met... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/smell-rat.html |
| Spinning the wheel | {Hamleto runs on his wheel} / {Hamleto stops and give a look around} / {Hamleto runs again on his wheel}
/ Hamleto: {think} Seems I've traveled around the world! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/spinning-wheel.html |
| Studying can be fun | {Alice is laughing very loud}
/ Alice: {scontornato} AHAHAH! NO! STOP IT! AHAHAH! NOT ON MY FEET! / Alice: {scontornato} OHOHOHOHOH! GET OUT OF MY TROUSERS! UHUHUHUHUHUH! / {Alice is panting. Hamleto is standing on her desk cleaning himself up}
/ Alice: Geometry used to be very boring before you cam... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/studying-can-be-fun.html |
| The truce | {Hamleto and Orazio are in the same cage, talking}
/ Orazio: Listen, you know as well as me that we'll be sharing this cage for a long, long time!
/ Hamleto: I agree! / Orazio: I believe we're evolved enough to try to coexist peacefully!
/ Hamleto: Right! Let's put aside our resentments! / {Hamleto offer... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/10/truce.html |
| Gone with the wind - part five | {Alice is bringing Hamleto's cage inside the house}
/ Alice: I'm terribly sorry for having left you out, Hamleto! / Alice: I would have never imagined wind would have blown so hard! It has to have been a bad experience for you! / Hamleto: Not really! I've swallowed a lot of midges! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/gone-with-wind-part-five.html |
| Gone with the wind - part four | {Hamleto is in the veranda, hitted by a strong air current}
/ Hamleto: I hate strong air currents! / Hamleto: They are bad for my delicate health conditions! / {Hamleto is covered up with litter}
/ Hamleto: ...Not to mention the esthetic side! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/gone-with-wind-part-four.html |
| Gone with the wind - part one | {Hamleto is in his cage}
/ Hamleto: Brr! What a cold day! I would go out of this pleasant warmth for no reason in the world! / {Alice take Hamleto in the veranda}
/ Alice: I put you out in the veranda, Hamleto! So you can get some air! / {Hamleto is out in the veranda}
/ Hamleto: Next time, I'll bite... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/gone-with-wind-part-one.html |
| Gone with the wind - part three | {Alice is reading the hamsters manual}
/ Alice: Hamsters are delicate animals. They must avoid air currents that are very dangerous for their health. / {Alice is running to the veranda. She is very worried}
/ Alice: Oh dear! And I've left Hamleto out in the veranda! He's risking his life! / {Hamleto... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/gone-with-wind-part-three.html |
| Gone with the wind - part two | {Hamleto is in his cage out in the veranda}
/ Hamleto: All in all, it's nice out here! / Hamleto: I enjoy watching the birds flying on the veranda and eating breadcrumbs! / {A flock of birds is over Hamleto} / {Hamleto is entirely covered by birds' droppings}
/ Hamleto: ...But I'd rather be somewhere... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/gone-with-wind-part-two.html |
| Points of view | Alice: Hey, listen here! / Alice: The book says that hamsters are narrow sighted and they have no depth perception!
/ Elisa: Oh my! Have we done the right thing by leaving ours on the kitchen table? / {Hamleto and Orazio are standing on a kitchen table looking down}
/ Orazio: How far from the floor you... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/points-of-view.html |
| A refined ear | {Alice is reading the manual about hamsters}
/ Alice: {reading the manual} It's a known fact that hamsters have a very well developed sense of hearing. / Alice: {reading the manual} For this reason, it is advisable to avoid noise or loud music in presence of your little pets. / {Hamleto is dancing along... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/refined-ear.html |
| Weird defense systems | Hamleto: We hamsters are often victims of predators! / Hamleto: For this reason, evolution provided us with a ingenious defense system which consist in keeping still with one leg lifted and staring! / Hamleto: For unknown reasons, our evolution ends here!
/ Alice: ...Why did you get stuck all of su... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/weird-defense-systems.html |
| The wheel of discord | {Hamleto and Orazio are arguing}
/ Hamleto: Hey, it's my turn to go on the wheel!
/ Orazio: That's not true! You went on it twice! Now it's my turn! / Hamleto: Very well! Let's do it this way: you go and I wheel you, ok?
/ Orazio: Alright! / {Hamleto spins the wheel so hard that Orazio is spinning like... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/wheel-of-discord.html |
| When the cat's away - part four | {Hamleto is menaced by a huge cat}
/ Hamleto: You won't have me, damn cat! Want something to eat? Eat this and may it choke you! / {Hamleto stands still}
/ Meeee...
/ Glom!
/ ...Cof! Cough! ACK!
/ THUMP!! / {The cat is on the floor motionless. Alice comes to see it}
/ Alice: Oh my! And now who tell aunt... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/when-cats-away-part-four.html |
| When the cat's away - part one | Mamma: Alice, go get ready! Aunt's visiting us today! / Alice: The aunt that has a dachshund and always give us socks?
/ Mamma: No, the one that has a persian cat and often give us Swiss cheese! / {Alice is in front of Hamleto's cage}
/ Alice: I hve good and bad news! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/when-cats-away-part-one.html |
| When the cat's away - part three | {Hamleto is in his cage, scratching his back}
/ Hamleto: Too bad I can't go out this evening! Blame that stupid cat wandering the house! / {A cat's pawn enter the cage, but Hamleto doesn't notice}
/ Hamleto: Better keep safe in my cage where it can't reach me! / {the cat's pawn scratchs Hamleto's back... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/when-cats-away-part-three.html |
| When the cat's away - part two | {Alice is in front of Hamleto's cage. Hamleto is making noise banging on the cage's bars}
/ Alice: I'm sorry, Hamleto! I can't let you go out this evening! There's a huge cat wandering the house! / {Hamleto keeps making noise}
/ Alice: ... / Alice: ...On second thought, letting you out right now doesn't... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/11/when-cats-away-part-two.html |
| A bad seed | {Hamleto and Orazio are eating some seeds. Hamleto is disgusted by his seed}
/ Hamleto: ...Yuck! / {Hamleto offer his seed to Orazio}
/ Orazio: Are you really so naive to think I'll eat that seed just after your grimace? / Hamleto: That's exactly why I never win at poker! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/bad-seed.html |
| Dedicato ad un criceto | {Alice is reading the hamster manual}
/ Alice: This manual is dedicated to my unforgettable Scruffy, the sweetest and most patient hamster I've ever met. / Alice: Thanks from the bottom of my heart, Scruffy. I would have never written this book without you. / Alice: You were a good test animal. http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/dedicated-to-hamster.html |
| Hamster Hospital - part four | {Hamleto is still sick, Alice is talking to him}
/ Alice: The veterinarian said he's not sure to know exactly what you have and he asked me to return for some checks! Meanwhile, he told me you should take these medications! / Alice: Ah, yes! He also told me you should go on a diet! / Hamleto: Whatever... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamster-hospital-part-four.html |
| Hamster Hospital - part one | {Alice is watching Hamleto in his cage}
/ Alice: Hamleto, what's up? / Alice: Your fur is soggy and ruffled, your eyes are opaque and your nose is wet! This means you're sick! / Hamleto: Ah, thank goodness! I thought I've lost my sex-appeal! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamster-hospital-part-one.html |
| Hamster Hospital - part three | Veterinarian: Here! I've done with the examination of your hamster! / Veterinarian: Don't worry! He's still sleeping cause he's under the effect of a sedative, but he will wake up soon! / Alice: He is always under the effect of a sedative! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamster-hospital-part-three.html |
| Hamster Hospital - part two | {Hamleto is at the vet}
/ Veterinarian: Don't be afraid, little pal! It will be a quick and painless examination! / Veterinarian: After the injection you won't feel anything! / Hamleto: It's that "after" that scares me! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamster-hospital-part-two.html |
| Hamsters don't do homework | {Alice is doing her homework. Hamleto is on the table, cleaning himself}
/ Alice: ... / Alice: Hey, Hamleto! I can't figure out how to resolve this problem! Any idea? / {Hamleto starts nibbling the page}
/ Alice: Thanks, but I've already thought about that! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamsters-dont-do-homework.html |
| Hamsters life - part three | {Alice is writing an essay}
/ Alice: Title: The character I admire the most. Composition: My hamster. / Alice: The character I admire the most is my hamster, because he does what he wants all day and he doesn't have to waste his time writing stupid essays like this. / {Alice torn out the page she was... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/hamsters-life-part-three.html |
| So much butter, so little wheel | {Elisa and Alice are watching Hamleto in his cage}
/ Elisa: What's up with Hamleto? Why is he staggering like that?
/ Alice: I think it's my fault! / Alice: I've lubricated the wheel to prevent it from squeaking as usual, but I think I've exaggerated with butter again! / {Hamleto is going round and round}
/ Hamleto:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/so-much-butter-so-little-wheel.html |
| A special child | {Alice and Hamleto are watching TV}
/ TV: ...So the Three Magi followed the star. Because they knew that wherever the star would have fallen, there they'd have found a special child. / TV: A baby not from this world, endowed with extraordinary powers able to defeat evil: the good child Jesus! / Hamleto:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/special-child.html |
| We wish you a Merry Christmas | Laerte: We hamsters want to wish a merry Christmas and happy holidays to all our affectionate readers! / Hamleto: What!? You're saying we were being watched all the time? / Orazio: I thought you were used to it! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2007/12/we-wish-you-merry-christmas.html |
| Being ahead | {Hamleto is climbing Alice} / {Hamleto is on Alice's head}
/ Alice: Congratulations! You've just climbed "Mount Alice"! And now what? / Hamleto: I would sing a big yodel, If I wasn't scared of avalanches! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/being-ahead.html |
| A biscuit a day | {Alice is holding a biscuit}
/ Alice: Today is thursday! It's the day of your biscuit with vitamins! / {Alice holds a lot a biscuits}
/ Alice: Hold on! This biscuit is for friday! And here's the biscuit with minerals for tuesday ...But where's the one for saturday? / Hamleto: I think I should start looking... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/biscuit-day.html |
| Carrying food | {Alice is reading the hamsters manual}
/ Alice: What distinguishes hamsters from other species of rodents is the presence of capacious cheek pouches. / Alice: Hamsters use these pouches to carry large amount of food for long distances. / Hamleto: That's because I never find a coin for the shopping ... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/carrying-food.html |
| Close and far friends | {Alice is at the phone}
/ Alice: Hello, Elisa? Hi, I've just called to know how you're doing! How's the country? / Alice: Hamleto? He can't wait to see Orazio again! However, I bought another hamster to keep him company! Yeah, they get along with each other very well! / {Laerte is soaked wet}
/ Laerte:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/close-and-far-friends.html |
| Fight for survival | {Hamleto is fighting with Laerte}
/ Alice: Hamleto!! Shame!! / {Alice pick a wounded Laerte out of Hamlet's cage}
/ Alice: How can someone so big like you pick on a little guy like Laerte? / Hamleto: I think they call that "law of nature"! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/fight-for-survival.html |
| Friendship day | Laerte: Surprise, comrade! Today is Friendship Day! / {Laerte hugs Hamleto}
/ Laerte: On Friendship Day it is traditional to hug everyone! / Hamleto: When there will be the Kill-Your-Roommate Day? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/friendship-day.html |
| Great expectations | Hamleto: When you hear the sound of a slamming door, you know it's coming! / Hamleto: But it's when you smell the air that a shiver of certainty gets you! / {Alice comes with a pizza}
/ Hamleto: It's pizza time! Woo hoo!!
/ Alice: I wish you gave me that warm welcome when I take you to the vet! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/great-expectations.html |
| Hamleto TV | {Hamleto is on Alice's head. Alice is watching TV with a remote control in her hand}
/ Alice: Shall we watch this? Or this one? / Hamleto: Squeak!
/ Alice: Again? You've already watched it three time! Well, alright! / Hamleto: I just love "Mousehunt"! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hamleto-tv.html |
| A hamster on vacation | Alice: I told Hamleto that you and Orazio are leaving for vacation tomorrow! / Elisa: How did he take the news? Was he sad? / Alice: It depends... "Woo hoo!" is an expression of sadness? http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hamster-on-vacation.html |
| Hamsters on the wild | TV: The wild hamster lives digging underground tunnels and hoarding food thanks to its capacious cheek pouches. / TV: During the winter, the wild hamster shuts itself in its den and there it stays until Spring. / Hamleto: I hope it has cable TV! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hamsters-on-wild.html |
| A hole in the water - part one | {Hamleto is looking at his water dispenser} / {The water dispenser broke. Water flows out} / {Hamleto is being washed by the water}
/ Hamleto: I don't remember asking for shower in the room! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hole-in-water-part-one.html |
| A hole in the water - part three | {Alice is speaking at the phone}
/ Alice: Yes! I understand! Thanks! / Alice: I've just talked with the plumber and he said he can't make it for today, but he's coming here early tomorrow! / {The water dispenser is broken and the water flows on Hamleto's head}
/ Hamleto: Tell him that I'll deduct my... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hole-in-water-part-three.html |
| A hole in the water - part two | {Alice calls the plumber}
/ Alice: Hello! May I speak with the plumber? We've got a problem here! / Alice: No, it's not the sink! ...No, not even the shower!
/ Alice: It's the water dispenser of my hamster! / {Hamleto is wearing a suit and is holding a wrench}
/ Hamleto: PUT DOWN THAT STUPID PHONE AND... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/hole-in-water-part-two.html |
| It smells that way | {Alice is reading the hamsters manual}
/ Alice: The sense of sight in hamsters, as much as depth perception, is higly underdeveloped. / Alice: Despite this deficiency, they manage to make the best use of smells to orient themselves. / {Hamleto holds a GPS}
/ GPS: Turn right after the stench of mold! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/it-smells-that-way.html |
| Laerte, the friendly hamster | Alice: I've got a beautiful surprise for you, Hamleto! From now on you've got a new friend! / Laerte: Hi comrade! A very nice house you've got! How are you? I'm Laerte, your new roommate! / Laerte: Some say cohabitation is a torture, but I feel we'll find a way to get along!
/ Hamleto: I don't think... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/laerte-friendly-hamster.html |
| Laerte, the loquacious hamster | Laerte: I'm glad to be your new roommate, comrade! How nice of you that you want to share what you have with me! Loneliness is surely not a good thing, don't you think? What really matter in life is having somebone on whom you can rely! / Laerte: What would be of the world without friends, I ask! Have... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/laerte-loquacious-hamster.html |
| The look of Orazio | Elisa: Wake up, Orazio! We're going to pay a visit to Hamleto and Alice!
/ Orazio: No!! Wait!! I'm not ready yet! / Alice: Hi, Elisa! Hi, Orazio! Come in, we've been waiting for you! / {Orazio is wearing hair curler}
/ Orazio: Don't say a word!
/ Hamleto: Is it ok with you if I roll on the floor laug... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/look-of-orazio.html |
| A mysterious call | {Alice is studying. Her phone rings} / {Alice answer the call and hears a loud sound of a raspberry and a squeak} / {Alice goes to Hamleto's cage, angry}
/ Alice: Stop with those stupid prank calls!!
/ Hamleto: ...Stupid -Squeak!- hiccups! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/mysterious-call.html |
| A mystical link | {Hamleto is still on Alice's head}
/ Elisa: But... Is Hamleto still over there?
/ Alice: It seems he gets used to my head! / Alice: I'm starting to think we established something deep between us, some sort of mystical bond that links us! / {Hamleto pees on Alice's head}
/ Elisa: I don't know if it's mystical,... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/mystical-link.html |
| Roman history | {Alice is studying}
/ Alice: ...The centurion started to advance his troops againts the enemy, aware of the great sacrifice they were making. Just before the moment of the charge, he decided to raise their spirits with these words: / {Alice imagines a legion of hamsters led by a hamster centurion}
/ Centurion:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/roman-history.html |
| Slow and steady | {Alice is bothering her mother}
/ Alice: IwantitIwantitIwantitIwantitIwanitiIwantitIwantitIwantitIwantitIwantit / Alice: IwantitIwantitIwantitIwantitIwanitiIwantitIwantitIwantitI...
/ Mamma: Alright! Stop it! You win! You can have it! / Alice: Now it would be fantastic if I was able to remember what... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/slow-and-steady.html |
| A varied diet | {Hamleto is eating something} / Alice: Good child, Hamleto! Eat up all your cat kibble that is rich of proteins! / Hamleto: ...I feel I might throw up! http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/varied-diet.html |
| The wheel of power | {Alice is watching Hamleto who's running on the wheel}
/ Alice: I find watching Hamleto running on the wheel very relaxing! / Alice: So relaxing... I could almost say... hypnotic! / {Alice is hypnotized}
/ Hamleto: Now you will deposit all your money into a bank account on my name!
/ Alice: With pleasure!
/ Alice:... http://hamletothehamster.blogspot.com/2008/01/wheel-of-power.html |