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06/01/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Stacy: I really appreciate you letting Quincy stay here with you while I am away, Larry. / Larry: It's no problem! Fishman's been looking forward to him coming over. / Fishman: Yes, I'd like 37 extra large pizzas with extra cheese. / Fishman: No, this is not a prank call.
06/06/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Larry: Okay, can I trust you two not to destroy the apartment while I'm at work? / Fishman: Of course! / Quincy: You've got nothing to worry about! / Larry: I wonder who that could be...I'm coming! / Blue-Haired Girl: Hey! Am I too early for the party? / Larry: FISHMAN!!
06/08/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: Haha! I can't believe Larry thought we were going to throw a wild party while he was gone! / Quincy: Yeah! What does he think this is, a sitcom? / Hat Guy: Hey, Dave wants to know where you want the turntable. / Fishman: Over there by the couch. / Fishman: This party is going to be so AWESOME! / Quincy:...
06/13/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: So after I had fought my way past the guards, I made my way into the control room, and then... / Quincy: Ummm...Fishman... / Quincy: Isn't that Larry over there? / Fishman: If that was Larry, he'd be yelling at us right now, not enjoying himself...although, technically, he would be enjoying...
06/15/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Barry: Hey, Scalehead, did I hear you mention some guy named Larry? / Fishman: Yeah...Larry Berkowitz. This is his apartment. / Barry: Oh, really now? That's very interesting... / Fishman: It is?...Why? / Barry: Because I'm Barry Berkowitz...his evil twin.
 
06/19/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Barry: So, the old "throw a party while you're home alone" routine, eh?...How cliche. / Fishman: You're one to talk... / Barry: Hmmm...What's this? / Note: "Fishman, If you need anything, my number at work is: 555-3709. - Larry" / Barry: I have an idea! Why don't we call Larry and tell him all about...
06/22/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Larry: Thank you for calling Flounderville Cinema. How may I help you?...Hello? / Harold: Who was that? / Larry: I don't know...They hung up. / Barry: Okay, fish, I changed my mind. There's something I want you to do for me...If you don't, I'll call Larry back...Understand?...and next time, I'll talk. / Fishman:...
06/27/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Barry (narrating): When we were young, Larry was always winning trophies and awards...and I never won any. / Barry (narrating): One day, I came up with a plan to get a trophy of my own...I would get Larry out of the way first, and then pose as him at our school's awards assembly. / Barry (narrating):...
06/29/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: Let me guess...You want the trophy back, and I'm the one who is going to give it to you. / Barry: Heh...You're smarter than you look. / Fishman: But it wasn't even yours to begin with! Why do you still want it after all these years?...Why not just go buy yourself a trophy? / Barry: You know,...
07/04/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Larry: Ummm...Harold, what is this? / Harold: What is what? / Larry: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought what I was talking about was pretty obvious. / Harold: You mean him? That's my dog. He's working here to pay off some of his student loans. / Larry: Does the manager know about your "friend" working here? / Harold:...
 
07/06/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Larry: I still can't believe your dog got a job here...at the concession stand of all places! / Harold: Larry, our manager is a llama. / Larry: On second thought, it does make sense when you put it that way.
07/11/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: Quincy! I did something bad! You have to help me! / Quincy: ...and that's why I just can't get into their new album, you see. / Blonde Girl: Wow! You're so right! / Fishman: That Barry guy blackmailed me into giving him something that belongs to Larry and so I gave it to him and then he took...
07/13/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Quincy (narrating): Don't let the name Flounderville fool you. There's only one fish in this city, but he causes as much trouble as thirty-seven fish...especially for me. Who am I, you ask? My name is Quincy Mallard...I'm a duck. / Quincy (narrating): When he first came to me, he was in a panic. Apparently,...
07/25/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Quincy (narrating): An evil twin...a trophy...blackmail. Three pieces to a four-piece puzzle labeled "Ages five and up" with no picture on the top of the box to show you how to put it together...It was going to be a difficult task, but I knew that eventually I'd be able to find the last piece...but unlike...
07/27/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: Awww come on! Can't we go inside for just a minute? / Quincy: No! We're supposed to be getting that trophy back, remember? / Quincy: Besides, have you forgotten what happened the last time we went into a comic book store? / Fishman: Oh yeah... / Corey Feldman: Take it...It may save your life. / Fishman:...
 
08/01/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Fishman: Check it out! Issue number thirty-seven of "Space Fish"! / Quincy: It's about time! I've been waiting out here for five hours! / Fishman: But...I couldn't decide what to get. / Quincy: "In trouble" is what you're going to get now! It's almost time for Larry to be home, we don't have the trophy...
08/03/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Quincy: That's odd...Everyone is gone. / Fishman: Turn the lights on, will you? I found a note over here... / Note: Hey guys, Thanks for the great party! We all had such a good time that we decided to clean up the apartment for you before we left! Let us know when you're having another party! We'll bring...
08/08/06 - Trophy Bass (Part One) Larry: Well, nothing seems to be broken or on fire...It's good to know I can trust you two to be responsible. / Fishman: Yep, we're just a couple of trustworthy guys! Right, Q-Man? / Quincy: Never call me that again. / Larry: I hope whoever this is doesn't make me regret what I just said... / Blue-Haired...
08/10/06 - Space Fish Larry (thinking): What is that noise? / Larry: Fishman? What are you doing out there? / Fishman: I'm watching the twenty-four hour "Space Fish" marathon! / Larry: Can you turn it down a little? Some people are trying to sleep, you know. / Fishman: Alright...but it's their loss.
08/15/06 - Space Fish Stacy: Good morning, Larry! I just came by to show you my new haircut, and...Are you okay? You don't look too good! / Larry: Fishman was up all night watching "Space Fish"...I didn't get much sleep. / Stacy: I love that show! Mind if I watch it with you? / Fishman: Fix me a snack and I'll think about...
 
08/18/06 - Space Fish Sardeen: Unidentified object approaching fast, sir! / Captain Minot: What is it? / Sardeen: It's unidentified, sir. We don't know what it is. / Captain Minot: Well, find out what it is! What do you think I pay you for? / Sardeen: You don't pay me at all, sir. / Captain Minot: And rightfully so!
08/22/06 - Space Fish Sardeen: Unidentified object closing in...Impact is inevitable, Captain! / Captain Minot: Cut the fancy talk! Can we avoid this thing? / SFX: Crash! / Sardeen: Does that answer your question, sir? / Captain Minot: Yes.
08/25/06 - Space Fish Captain Minot: Tell me again why you're dragging me down here... / Sardeen: Sensors indicated an unknown creature was on that giant hook that crashed into us. We're just down here to check things out, sir. / Captain Minot: First an unidentified object, now an unidentified creature...We need better identification...
08/29/06 - Space Fish Kal Amarii: Greetings, Captain Minot...I was wondering if you received my little gift yet...and I do apologize for not having time to wrap it. Being evil is a busy job, you know... / Captain Minot: Kal Amarii! I knew you'd be behind this! / Kal Amarii: So I take it you did receive it...Splendid! / Captain...
09/01/06 - Space Fish Fishman: Where's Quincy? He should be watching this with us! / Stacy: Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him all day...
 
09/05/06 - A Penny Story Penny: One ticket for "(A)bort, (R)etry, (M)urder", please. / Larry: Sorry, you can't see that movie...You're too young. / Penny: But my friend said that she saw it yesterday! / Larry: ...and she probably had an adult with her when she did. / Penny: Hey! Want to see a movie? / Larry: No.
09/08/06 - A Penny Story Penny: One ticket for "(A)bort, (R)etry, (M)urder", please. / Larry: You're going to need a better disguise than sunglasses to get by me. / Penny: Hola! Quiera comprar una boleta hoy! / Larry: Go home.
09/12/06 - A Penny Story Larry: Okay, what are you doing now? / Penny: I was looking over a copy of the theater employee handbook, and I saw it says that "employees can see any movie they want to for free", so I got a job here! / Larry: Did you also notice the part that says you have to be over 16 to work here? / Penny: I was...
09/15/06 - A Penny Story Penny: That mean Larry guy won't let me see a movie! / Harold's Dog: I really don't care. / Penny: You're a cute dog. / Harold's Dog: Oh great...She's still there.
09/19/06 - A Penny Story Larry: So...the possibilities of fines, going to jail, lawsuits, and losing your job can't make you see that hiring an eight year old is a bad idea?...I guess there's only one thing left to tell you... / Larry: ...She said you were cute. / Larry: Walter says you're fired. / Penny: Good! Who wants to...
 

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