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09/22/06 - A Penny Story Larry: What are you still doing here? / Penny: Waiting for my paycheck! / Larry: Go home. / Penny: Awww...I guess it was worth a shot.
10/03/06 - Open Pike Night Stacy: Oh, there you are! / Larry: Yeah, sorry I'm late. / Fishman: This is going to be the best date EVER! / Stacy: So, you brought Fishman...on our date. / Larry: Trust me, it's a long story... / Fishman: What's good enough for Garfield is good enough for me!
10/06/06 - Open Pike Night Larry: I'm glad we came here...This place always has such great live entertainment! / Stacy: Yeah, I just wish we hadn't come on open mic night... / Stacy: Hey, where did Fishman go? / Larry: Oh no... / Fishman: ...I guess I'll never know the reason why you love me as you do...That's the wonder...the...
10/10/06 - Open Pike Night Fishman: Hey there, Sergeant Baker! Say hello to all the nice people here tonight! / Sergeant Baker: I would if I saw any. / Fishman: Sorry, folks. He gets like this sometimes... / Fishman: So, Sergeant Baker...Why don't you tell everyone about that time you misplaced your pet dogfish at the park? / Sergeant...
10/13/06 - Open Pike Night Fishman: And now, ladies and gentlemen...Prepare to be amazed as I, Marlin the Magnificent, make an ordinary rabbit appear here on this table right before your very eyes! / Fishman: Hocus pocus, alakazam! Make a rabbit appear right here where I am! Abracadabra, Avril Lavinge! Rabbit, come forth, and...
 
10/17/06 - Open Pike Night Stacy: I really had a good time tonight...except for the part where we got kicked out and told never to return. / Larry: Yeah, I can't believe we got banned for life. / Fishman: Well, I can't believe I didn't get a chance to sing "Copacabana"! / Fishman: What? / Stacy: So...Sushi next time? / Larry: That...
10/20/06 - Trick or Trout Fishman: Nice Colonel Sanders outfit! / Quincy: What are you talking about? I'm President Millard Fillmore! / Quincy: Come on..."Millard" sounds like "Mallard"...I'm a duck, get it? / Fishman: I'm pretty sure that joke has already been used by someone before... / Quincy: Really? I thought I was being...
10/24/06 - Trick or Trout Quincy: Isn't this Harold's house? I thought he was out of town... / Fishman: Well, the lights are on, so his dog must be home. / Fishman: Trick or treat! / Fishman: Hey! Open up! We know you're in there! / Quincy: Yeah! We see you through the window! / Harold's Dog: They can stand out there all night...
10/27/06 - Trick or Trout Fishman: If Harold's Dog won't give us treats, then he gets a trick! Hand me the toilet paper, Sean Connery! / Fishman: That wasn't nearly as much fun as it's made out to be. / Quincy: Wait...What did you call me?
10/31/06 - Trick or Trout Kid: Hey! Nice Betty White costume...dweeb! / Quincy: As if I haven't heard that one before! / Quincy: Not one person tonight has recognized my costume... / Fishman: Come on! Anyone with any sense can tell you're Kenny Rogers! / Quincy: That's it...I give up. / Fishman: Orville Redenbacher?...Martha Washington?...Hal...
 
11/03/06 - Fishman Begins November 2006 marks the 10th anniversary of Fishman (the character, not the comic), so, for the next few weeks, we will be showing one of the very first Fishman stories ever written. / The following story was made entirely on Microsoft Powerpoint sometime between November 1996, and March 1997, and has...
11/07/06 - Fishman Begins Narrator: One day, in the office of FISHMAN... / Larry: Hey, FISHMAN. / FISHMAN: Hey, Larry. What brings you here? / Larry: The Evil Mallard has stolen the Statue of the Silver Hand again! / FISHMAN: This looks like a job for...FISHMAN!
11/10/06 - Fishman Begins Narrator: Meanwhile, aboard the private yacht of the Evil Mallard... / Evil Mallard: Finally, I, the Evil Mallard, have succeeded in stealing the Statue of the Silver Hand! / Evil Mallard: ...and this time, not even FISHMAN can stop me!
11/14/06 - Fishman Begins Narrator: A few hours later... / Evil Mallard: FISHMAN, what a pleasant surprise! / FISHMAN: You'll probably want to take that back once you realize why I'm here. / Evil Mallard: You mean you aren't here for the party? / FISHMAN: Sorry, no I'm not.
11/17/06 - Fishman Begins FISHMAN: The reason I'm here is to take back the Statue of the Silver Hand. / Evil Mallard: What makes you think I have it? / FISHMAN: Well, mostly because you're standing in front of a huge crate labeled "Statue of the Silver Hand - Stolen Property of the Evil Mallard"...
 
11/21/06 - Fishman Begins Evil Mallard: So I guess you want me to give the statue back now. / FISHMAN: That would be great. / THE END / This has been a FISHMAN Studios production.
12/01/06 - Santa's Tuna Helper Flounderville Follies presents Santa's Tuna Helper, a Herring-Inconnu Cartoon / One Christmas Eve, in a little house near the edge of the woods... / ...Fishman was busy preparing for a visit from Santa Claus.
12/05/06 - Santa's Tuna Helper A little while later, as Fishman lay sleeping in his bed... / ...he was awakened by strange noises coming from the other room! / And what was causing all the noise? Why, it was none other than Santa himself!
12/08/06 - Santa's Tuna Helper Santa invited Fishman to go with him as he finished his rounds. / So they went all around the world, leaving presents for the nice... / ...and coal for the naughty.
12/12/06 - Santa's Tuna Helper Soon, it was Christmas morning! / Fishman awoke to find himself back in his bed. / Had it all just been a dream?
 
12/15/06 - Santa's Tuna Helper At the bottom of his stocking, buried beneath his presents, Fishman found a note... / Dear Fishman, Thank you for all your help this year. You have been a very good boy. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus. / The End. This has been a Herring-Inconnu Cartoon (c) MCMXXXVII
12/26/06 - Loan Sharks Larry: Heh...When will that silly rabbit ever learn? / Fishman: *Ahem* / Larry: Let me guess...You want money. / Fishman: Well...yeah. / Larry: For what? / Fishman: A karaoke machine! / Larry: Absolutely not. / Fishman: Come on! I'll let you use it, too!
12/29/06 - Loan Sharks Fishman: Why don't you want me to have a karaoke machine? / Larry: It's not that I don't want you to have one...On second thought, yes it is...but still, I can't afford it. / Fishman: But...Dave has one! / Quincy: Who's Dave? / Larry: How do you keep getting in here? / Fishman: Quincy! Tell him I need...
01/02/07 - Loan Sharks Larry: If you want a karaoke machine that badly, then maybe you should earn the money for yourself. / Fishman: But that sounds hard...and also boring. / Larry: Life isn't always fun and games, you know. / Fishman: It would be if we had a karaoke machine! / Larry: Okay...I will admit that I set myself...
01/05/07 - Loan Sharks Quincy: Nice outfit...You making fun of me? / Fishman: What? I'm just taking Larry's advice. / Quincy: So Larry is giving advice on ways to make fun of me now? / Fishman: Nooo...His advice about getting the money. / Quincy: Oh, I see...You're dressed up for a job interview. / Fishman: A...what? / Quincy:...
 
01/09/07 - Loan Sharks Quincy: I can't believe I let you talk me into another one of your crazy schemes... / Fishman: You know you love it. / Mormon #1: Hey! / Mormon #1: What are you guys doing? We got here first! / Mormon #2: Yeah, go convert some other neighborhood! / Quincy: What was that all about? / Fishman: Beats me.
01/12/07 - Loan Sharks Bank Manager: So, Mr. Fishman...It says here that you are applying for a loan of $370. / Fishman: That's correct. / Bank Manager: That's a rather small amount...Tell me, do you have a job? / Fishman: No...That's the whole reason I'm trying to get a loan. / Bank Manager: I'm sorry...but without a job,...
01/16/07 - Loan Sharks Quincy: I could have told you this loan thing wasn't going to work... / Fishman: Oh well...On to plan B! / Fishman: Here...You can hold the bag. / Fishman: Wait! Come back! I was only kidding!...And not just about letting you hold the bag!
01/19/07 - A Blenny Earned Quincy: I see you finally gave in and got a job...Good for you. / Fishman: I came up with this idea all by myself! / Penny (thinking): I'm getting hungry...I guess it's time to take a lunch break.
01/23/07 - A Blenny Earned Fishman: Well...Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to try some of this delicious lemonade? / Quincy: Sure, I'll take some. / Fishman: So...How is it? / Quincy: It's actually pretty good. / Fishman: Really? I haven't been here long enough to taste it for myself yet. / Quincy: What? / Fishman:...
 

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